Yuwen Xiuce: "By the way, what setting did you change?" ”

Author: "Take a closer look at the experience stone. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ”

Yuwen Xiuce: "Nothing has changed...... Alas, how did I end up with an extra line of words - 'I can't use it in AFK!' ’。 ”

Author: "Surprised, right? ”

Yuwen Xiuce: "Surprise is there, where does the joy come from?" ”

Author: "How stupid! Didn't you see that I was a question sentence! If I'm sure I'm surprised or happy, I won't use exclamations! ”

Yuwen Xiuce: "You learned punctuation so well......"

Author: "That's ~"

Yuwen Xiuce: "I've been in the first grade of elementary school for a few years, right? Otherwise, how could the foundation be so solid! ”

Author: "Don't insult my IQ!" I passed the first grade of elementary school once! I only started repeating grades in the second grade. ”

Yuwen Xiuce: "Your explanation really makes me really impressed by your IQ......"

Author: "This is innate, you can't envy it!" ”

Yuwen Xiuce: "Envy your IQ? Actually, I appreciate your optimistic outlook on life even more! ”

Author: "Don't be envious, I'll give it to you!" Wait a minute, I'll adjust the settings. ”

Yuwen Xiuce: "If you dare to change it, I will dare to die to show you!" It's especially the left foot that trips the right foot, and the face is down and falls to death, do you believe it! ”

Author: "Wow! I didn't expect you to be so ......"

Yuwen Xiuce: "Hmph, is it strong?" Master, I'm a man of temperament! ”

Author: "Stupid ......"

Yuwen Xiuce: "......"

Author: "Forget it, don't worry about being a fool, you go pick up Bingmiao." ”

In the author's disdainful exit, Yuwen Xiuce reluctantly completed the hang-up setting and prepared to leave for the airport to meet Bingmiao.

Feeling that he hadn't seen each other for some days, and he wanted to give the other party a scare, Yuwen Xiuce began to rummage through the cabinets, intending to find a suit that suited his ideas.

Yuwen Xiuce opened a storage box that he hadn't turned over for a long time.

[Hat? When did you get such a thing......]

[Hmm...... It seems that when I was in high school, I had a spring outing...... I used it to pretend to be a ronin. If you remember this...... It was really a wave that time...... lived up to the name of the ronin. 】

When Yuwen Xiuce retrieved a large number of ronins in the brain memory area, the precious images left by the human naked eye scanning recorder were silently recalled......

[Of course, if it weren't for the silver smile on his face that was too disobedient, this would be a pretty warm picture. 】

[Huh? What is it? 】

[White pants! 】

Yuwen Xiuce picked up a palm-sized white bottom in one hand and found a surprise from the wardrobe that had not been moved for a long time.

[This is the ...... Prey hunted when a ronin? 】

[Alas...... It must be a souvenir of some wrong and absurd night......]

[Author: Hehe...... Listening to your old flower chick bragging so much, it's really convincing! 】

[Yuwen Xiuce: People are difficult to dismantle...... Anyway, you hurry up and let the master open my beard, the peerless murder weapon is already desperate to be born! 】

[Author: Heh, I'll put those three beauties in front of your eyes now, and you'll push it if you have it. 】

[Yuwen Xiuce: I can't hear what I said about it! 】

Yuwen Xiuce finally pulled out a five-clawed gold dragon embroidered flower shirt, with a slight Hanfu design sleeve style, which made the visual effect of the whole dress more exaggerated, how to say it...... If you pin a short knife with a wooden sheath on your waist, the whole image will be more perfect~

Hiding the bottom of the white trouser pressure box, Yuwen Xiuce got into the old man's private car and drove to the airport by the guards.

Halfway through the car, Yuwen Xiuce remembered something, took out his mobile phone and dialed a number, "I'll pick up the goods in a while, you are ready." ”

"Don't worry, I've already left it for you! You can come at any time~" A flattering voice came from the other end of the phone.

"Put that Bombardier up first, and then take it out if my friend is determined not to choose the Harley." Yuwen Xiuce rubbed his brows and commanded in distress.

"Rest assured, it's all done! You can't go wrong! ”

"Then I'll take a look at the account in my friend's name."

"Master, you are polite, this car is filial piety to you, I will do it for you, don't bother your friend!"

"Comments?"

"Don't dare, don't dare! Look at what you say, how dare I ......"

"Then do as I say."

After saying it briefly, Yuwen Xiuce hung up the phone and looked at the scenery outside the car window with a slight distraction.

Once the years have passed happily, time will pass quickly. Yuwen Xiuce often feels a trance, as if everything in front of him is just a bubble in a dream, and he will wake up with a little force, and when he opens his eyes, he may still be carefree as a child.

But the cruel reality will not be so wishy-washy, even if Yuwen Xiuce blinks his eyes, he will not see the little Ding Ding peeking out of the open crotch pants when he looks down......

I'm going to college soon. Although I have been preparing for the adult world, when this day finally comes, I feel that my previous efforts are as humble and small as a raft in front of the vast ocean.

However, while growing up brings distress and confusion, after all, there are also some benefits.

For example, adults have been talking about Xiaohui, Sanfat, and Wushuang around them since they were children, and they are all beautiful embryos that are one in a million, and their parents are also talking all day long to let themselves occupy it quickly.

Seeing that the former firewood Man'er and Xiao Chubby Dun had become more and more vivid, Yuwen Xiuce became more and more painful and could not restrain himself...... You're so crooked! The three of them are so good-looking and don't let people live!

As soon as he thought of these Yuwen Xiuce, he couldn't help but become irritable, and the cold silk seats became more and more scorching, so that staying in the car with the air conditioner turned on to 22 degrees, he couldn't drive away the scorching heat in his heart and calm himself down completely.

"That's it! Go back. Yuwen Xiuce opened the soundproof window and greeted the guards.

"Is it right here? How far do you have to go inside? The guards were a little hesitant, not because this little bit of the road would tire Yuwen Xiuce down. The key is that the environment near the airport is also relatively complicated, and this short distance is enough for Yuwen Xiuce to poke a basket of trouble......

"Don't worry, I'll try my best to restrain myself when something happens~" Yuwen Xiuce knew what the guards were worried about, after all, this situation had happened too much in the past, and he couldn't blame others for thinking too much, so he comforted the other party with a smile.

The guards were shamelessly ...... by Yuwen Xiuce Uh, empathetic...... Stunned!

[Young Master...... I'm even more upset when you say that! 】

[What does it mean to be as restrained as possible?] The last time you accompanied Xiaohui to go shopping, it was the time you shot someone with a tranquilizer gun! You go home and say that you were so aggrieved that you couldn't do it at that time, but for the sake of the overall situation, you made compromises...... I almost cried after I was wronged! 】

[But the truth is...... Master, you can use a powerful nerve anesthetic that can make African elephants and elephants fragment in 45 seconds! Do you know that when you shot down, the goods you owe in your mouth were completely lost because of local control, and you urinated for a month**! That's it, you still claim to the master that you can already tolerate ordinary people's inability? Young master, even if you are shameless, you can't throw it so far! 】

Using all his strength to shield his facial expressions and true thoughts in his heart, the guard said in a respectful tone, "The young master is very disciplined, and we all know best. It's just that it's so hot, and I'm afraid that when I see my friend, my clothes will be soaked. ”

"It's out of the way, it's not an outsider." Yuwen Xiuce instructed the guards to pull over.

The guards found a direction where the flow of people was relatively less dense, put Yuwen Xiuce down, and then returned in fear.

(Thank you for the sudden convulsion, as a senior patient who often rides the wind and waves in the book review area, remember to take medicine on time~)