Although Cristiano Ronaldo and Wayne Rooney have also joined the ranks of picking up coins, they don't know what Vardy's purpose is.

"Pick up coins for Mao? Why don't you pick up soap! ”

Vardy didn't raise his head and said, "I'm collecting evidence, you know?" Barcelona is just waiting to be punished by UEFA! ”

Ronaldo and Rooney raised their heads and looked at Vardy speechlessly, how do your brain circuits grow?

The whole world has seen Barcelona fans throwing coins, do you think UEFA dares to protect Barcelona with its eyes open?

Mentally retarded to this extent, you are smearing all the teasing!

In fact, Vardy is really not for this little money, he just wants to deliberately disgust and disgust Barcelona, and when the game is over, he will donate these coins to community welfare institutions, so that Barcelona will lose face!

But looking at the coins in the bag, Vardy couldn't help but sigh, the Catalans are really too picky!

Euro coins come in eight denominations, from 1 cent to 2 cents, and the 1 cent, 2 cent, and 5 cent denominations basically do nothing, and they are too much to carry in your pocket. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

I thought that the very wealthy Catalans threw 2 euro coins down, but I didn't expect that most of them were special cents!

You guys are specially trying to smash the change for it!

Well, mosquito legs are also meat, so don't dislike it!

Of course, there are not only coins on the ground, but also key chains and other sundries, and it is not that there are no local tyrants throwing mobile phones below, but it seems that Nokia is like bricks, and it is really special to carry it!

Vardy doesn't care so much, he pulls his brain into the bag, and when the time comes, he will donate it together, and Nokia is still quite valuable at this time!

I'll go!

You all throw this thing down, I'm drunk too!

Vardy was holding a small bag of Durex in his hand and his face was speechless, do you think this thing can crush me?

Cristiano Ronaldo and Rooney smiled very unconscionably when they saw Vardy's embarrassment.

And when the fans in front of the TV saw this scene, they were about to spray.

"Looking at Vardy's weird expression, I think there must be a girl who is going to be unlucky tonight!"

"Let's see if Durex has contact information on it, I think this must be the girl's way of deliberately seducing Vardy!"

"But why do I think I'm a big man with a hairache?"

"No one should rob me of my Vardy ......"

The referee really couldn't watch it, and walked over and asked the three of them to hurry up to the game, the whole world is waiting for you, and you are not ashamed?

Vardy threw the bag onto the bench and smashed Brown all over the place.

Everyone was so beaten by Vardy's teasing that they almost forgot that it was a Champions League final.

But at the beginning of the second half, Vardy gave Barcelona a slap in the face and almost didn't kill Barcelona directly!

Barcelona opened the ball and attacked the United goal, but the United midfielder intercepted it and played a long ball into the Barca backfield, where Vardy and Cristiano Ronaldo had already started the sprint.

This is United's standard counter-attacking routine, with the United fans in the stands shouting frantically as if a goal could come at any moment.

Vardy dribbled past Oleg with the ball and went straight into the penalty area, and in front of him, there was only Valdés, who seemed to be panicking.

Who else can stop Vardy?

Can you still count on Vardy to think about life?

All Barcelona fans have covered their eyes in despair, afraid to look at the impending tragedy.

But at this time, Vardy suddenly seemed to be blocked by an invisible wall, and slammed into it, in a trance in front of him, and began to mix garlic under his feet, and finally Valdés was overjoyed to dissolve his unsolvable single knife.

Everyone was stunned, looking at Vardy incredulously, what kind of trouble is this tease going to be?

I saw Vardy covering his eyes with his hands, as if he had been burned by something, and even as if he was in tears?

Oh my God, is it a laser pointer?

Manchester United fans booed, Barcelona's side was too shameless, and all kinds of methods were endless.

But the Barcelona fans said that they were very innocent, and we promise not to use laser pointers!

And at this time, the television broadcast finally captured a picture and also unraveled the real reason for Vardy's sudden collapse.

Just behind the Barcelona goal, just when Vardy was about to score a solo goal, a fat girl who may weigh more than 500 pounds and felt so fat that she was about to dripble suddenly turned around and pulled off her pants, and this frightened picture immediately burned Vardy's eyes.

It's like seeing the curtain-like butt of the little Japanese sumo wrestler, Vardy collapsed instantly, and the feeling of wanting to vomit couldn't stop at all, with strong gagging and spicy eyes, not to mention a single knife, both legs were already cramping.

He really didn't expect Barcelona fans to disgust himself in this way, not to mention anything else, to roll the sheets with beautiful women in the future, as soon as this picture appeared in his mind, why was he still hard?

This is to ruin the rhythm of one's own sexual life!

As soon as this picture appeared on the TV screen, the unresponsive director did not have time to mosaic, and in an instant the fans watching the game all over the world collapsed.

Half of the fans rushed into the toilet to vomit, and half of the fans were scolding their mothers with their vomit, and it felt as if the whole world was rioting.

According to incomplete statistics, after the final of this Champions League, the global sales of Viagra have increased by 5 times, and millions of male fans feel that they can't stand up......

Of course, Vardy's sudden collapse is understandable, and there is probably no way for anyone to look directly at this horrific picture.

All of a sudden, this terrifyingly fat girl became the hero of Barcelona, and her role alone was as good as Barcelona's entire backline plus goalkeeper.

Yes, the entire Barcelona backline failed to keep Manchester United at bay, goalkeeper Valdés had weak legs, and they were useless in the face of the sprinting Vardy.

But the fat girl alone made Vardy's counterattack go to waste, and looking at this embarrassment, I'm afraid I won't be able to rush up in the future.

There was an uproar, such a ridiculous way to save Barcelona, and it felt like the whole world was much funnier.

The game was suspended, and the Manchester United players approached the referee to protest that the ball could not be played!

If Barcelona all play like this, what kind of work will they play!

The referee is also very helpless, to say that this must not be a foul, and people did not rush into the field and run naked, can you control people?

In fact, not to mention Manchester United players, even Barcelona players dare not look at it, it's too spicy.

Finally restarting, Vardy felt like he was on the verge of collapse.

Barcelona was too vicious, seeing that they couldn't defend themselves, they actually insulted themselves in this way.

What hatred and what grudge?

If you are teasing, you will be discriminated against?

I felt like I had received 10,000 critical damage in my heart, and I couldn't be powerful anymore.

"This time you rush forward!" Jamie Vardy is weak against Cristiano Ronaldo.

And it was Ronaldo's head that shook like a rattle that answered him.

The fat girl is still behind the Barcelona goal, and you can imagine how she will deal with Jamie Vardy the next time Manchester United attack.

The thought of that greasy image made Vardy feel like vomiting, and Vardy's legs went limp.

Barcelona, Barcelona, how many deadly weapons do you still have to take out?

Ferguson also scratched his head, even at his age, he couldn't stand it, let alone Vardy, a young man?

Vardy gritted his teeth, this is not the first half, there is no chance to exchange venues, no matter how fat he is, he has to play!

Taking advantage of the time when Manchester United was disgusted, Barcelona launched a wave of onslaught, Xiao Luo Fawei, several consecutive breakthroughs created a threat to the Manchester United goal, Van der Sar stood in front of the goal high and low, as if he was the busiest person on the field.

Seeing the pressure mounting from behind, Vardy knew he couldn't sleepwalk any longer, and quietly began to swim near the halfway line, setting his sights on Barcelona midfielder Van Bommel.

Barcelona's usual lineup is 433, and the current leader in Barcelona's rhythm is Portuguese midfielder Deco, who has an embarrassing face that no one can beat.

Xavi is now just a younger brother next to Deco, but Xavi has just returned from injury, and to be on the safe side, Rijkaard did not send him on the field.

The other two midfielders are Dutch star Van Bommel and Brazilian star Edmilson.

Van Bommel was the heart of the team's midfield when he played for PSV Eindhoven, but after coming to Barcelona, he knew that his skills could not be compared to others, so he simply concentrated on defending.

For now, at least, he is definitely the weakest link in Barca's midfield and the one most likely to be exploited by Vardy.

Deco passes the ball to Van Bommel, who doesn't usually let the ball stay at his feet, always playing the ball quickly, and Vardy is waiting, waiting for an opportunity for him to hit the ball with a single shot.

Gave Ronaldo a look, Ronaldo understood in seconds, and rushed to Deco who got the ball, as a teammate of the national team, Ronaldo is still very familiar with Deco.

At the same time, Scholes behind him also accelerated towards Edmilson, intent on stifling Deco's passing point.

When Deco couldn't pass forward, he had to come back and pass the ball to Van Bommel who was lagging behind, and then run quickly to get ready to respond.

But at this time, no one expected that Vardy would lightning like a cheetah, kill from the side, and in the midst of everyone's exclamations, a fatal flying tackle directly cut off the ball at Van Bommel's feet.

This change caught Barcelona off guard, Deco and Edmilson were stunned for a moment, and then went to grab the ball, as for Van Bommel, he was directly taken down by Vardy, and he had no chance to fight back.

Jamie Jamie leapt from the ground, didn't care about slapping the grass clippings on his buttocks, and ran forward desperately, Scholes got the ball first, and without waiting, he slammed a shot in front of Vardy and scalpeled through the two United centre-backs.

Amid the shouts of Manchester United fans, Vardy spared the closing of the two centre-backs and caught up with the ball to form a one-on-one momentum, and when the two centre-backs wanted to turn and chase back, they found that Vardy had already dribbled into the penalty area, and could only sigh in vain.

Fat girl!

Fat girl!

At this time, it is only up to the fat girl to stop Vardy!