It's just an ordinary café, but after today's events, it's not destined to be ordinary.

Later, coffee drinkers here would hear the boss boast, "You know, I found a random person who kidnapped all the saints!" At that time, the scene was very big! ”

At this time, the scene was indeed very large, the café was surrounded by several floors, and the number of people eating melons was the largest, composed of aunts and aunts who loved to watch dramas, followed by the armed police explosion-proof brigade, involving kidnapping, Dongfang Chu brought everyone out.

Then there were Dongfang Chu and the little puppy, like the others, they were completely sluggish, Lin Xuan's calm expression and the words that came out of his mouth were too lethal.

"That, Senior Lin, yourself? Am I not mistaken? Really kidnapped? The puppy asked uncertainly.

"yes, or not? See, other people's knives are on my neck. Lin Xuan said with a serious face.

"That'...... We ......," Dongfang Chu also stammered.

"Confront the kidnappers and free the hostages! You must know more about these things than I do. Lin Xuan said.

Dongfang Chu and the puppy began to doubt life, Lin Xuan = hostage? Don't be funny, this TM is a saint, who can force him?

With Lin Xuan's relaxed and calm expression, Dongfang Chu had a stomach ache, and he had to do it, you play yours, I'll mine.

"Sniper ready, shoot him in the head!" Dongfang Chu said viciously, not saying who hit anyone's head.

"Wait, what are we going to do, if you dare to move, I'll hack him to death!" The kidnapper was agitated for a while, and stared at Lin Xuan's neck with a knife.

"Then you should chop, chop!" Dongfang Chu bared his teeth, that is a saint, you can cut it and I will lose, but Lin Xuan has an opinion.

His face was full of unkindness, "You learned this in school?" It doesn't matter if the hostages live or die? ”

Dongfang Chu continued to have stomach pain, "Are you an ordinary hostage?" You're a saint! ”

"Saints are also human beings, can I have no human rights? How can they be treated differently? Lin Xuan's face was full of doubts, and Dongfang Chu almost vomited three liters of blood.

The aunts and aunts next to him also felt that Lin Xuan was reasonable, and stepped forward one by one to teach him all kinds of things.

"Director Dongfang, you can't do this! Sniping violently like this, what should the saint do if he has three longs and two shorts? ”

"yes, yes! Don't treat millet as a warm baby, don't treat a saint as a person, and don't hurt the hostage! ”

"This little comrade, you really can't do this, if something happens in the future, you will be responsible, understand?"

The gossip of the crowd made Dongfang Chu and the puppy cub confused, and they suddenly felt that the world had turned gray......

"You learn a little, and threaten people like this in the future, don't you understand." Lin Xuan said to the kidnapper with a look of admiration.

"Got it, got it! What's next? The kidnappers were convinced, and asked for advice with a flattering face.

"You can't keep the stalemate, it's hard for you to stay here for the New Year, and the next thing is to escape here with the hostages." Lin Xuan thought for a while, "You ask them for five million, and then call a helicopter." ”

"Why five million, I just want to live, I don't want money." The kidnapper shook his head, which made Lin Xuan nod, good guy, this is professionalism!

"Then just a plane, fly away." Lin Xuan pointed and looked at Dongfang Chu, who was still in a petrified state.

He didn't even see anyone start a live broadcast, probably because he was about to lose his mind.

"But I don't know how to fly a helicopter." The kidnapper looked embarrassed, "Or else, Edgeworth?" ”

"Edgeworth can't do it, it's too easy to target, and I don't think anyone has kidnapped Edgeworth after kidnapping, will you drive a car? Large off-road vehicles like this. ”

"I can't drive, I'm just building a foundation, and I can't afford to sell a car." The kidnapper lowered his head in shame, feeling that he was useless and dragging his feet.

"Poof, when you are a kidnapper, you don't know how to kidnap people, you don't know how to investigate and counter-investigate, without other helpers, you can't fly the plane, you're here to play." Lin Xuan hated that iron could not become steel.

"I'm sorry......" The kidnapper's head is getting lower and lower, he thinks that there are a lot of things to know to be a robber, this line of work is really broad and profound!

"By the way, I can run go-karts and bumper cars, is that okay?" He said suddenly.

"......" It was Lin Xuan's turn to be speechless this time.

And over there, Dongfang Chu finally eased up, he almost didn't hang up just now, and now he came up in one breath, he asked slowly, "That, can you stop playing." ”

"I didn't play, I was really kidnapped, the very serious kind, look, my hands and feet are tied." Lin Xuan put on a serious face.

“…… No, senior, your hands and feet are good. The puppy made a sound, and it suddenly realized that Dongfang Chu was so hard.

"Oh, he untied it just now, let's tie it back later." Lin Xuan said casually, and the sniper over there gave Dongfang Chu a question, "Whether to fight or not." ”

The bullets have been loaded for so long, where is the reason why they don't shoot? But I really can't shoot at the moment!

"For the time being, it is a negotiation session, and you can't act rashly......" Dongfang Chu's voice became very small.

The hand holding the fast gun at the stake was trembling slightly.

"I think so too, after all, that kidnapper is armed with a sharp weapon, and it would not be good if he hurt the saint." The sniper nodded in agreement.

"I hurt your second master, can a broken knife hurt the person who exploded the moon? If your mother's grave blows up, he won't get hurt. Dongfang Chu felt a suffocating atmosphere.

"My mother doesn't have a grave yet, don't try to deal with my second uncle, if you insult me like this again, I'm going to explode your brain." The sniper immediately had a small mood.

Dongfang Chu's side is mentally exploding.

"Uncle Lin Xuan, it's not good for me to die before, but isn't this matter all over? Can you stop playing! Dongfang Chu covered his heart.

"I have to suppress the school bombing plan in dormitory 601, find the kidnapped children and the missing janitor by the king, and help the crow fulfill his dream of flying, I'm very busy!" Dongfang Chu said holding his heart.

"Wow, are you the chief of police? You're the town's babysitter. Lin Xuan was slightly surprised, "Then you should be busy first, and then come to rescue me when you are busy, it just so happens that I am going to have lunch here, and I also want to eat lunch and take a nap." ”

Dongfang Chu: "...... Ahhh ”

He was almost about to vomit blood, and the puppy patted him on the back vigorously, "Come on, Old Dongfang, you can do it!" ”

"I ...... Well, in that case, then I've made a big move! As soon as Dongfang Chu said this, everyone was shocked, and the kidnappers were full of panic.

The burning fast gun turned into a burning sword, and Dongfang Chu stood the sword in front of him, slowly spitting out words in his mouth.

"Heaven and Earth are Infinite - Punishment Heaven and Earth Nirvana!"