"Mr. Zeng, the psychiatrist you said is here, is he a professional? Why do I think it's a little unreliable? The eldest lady and her group of four walked into an inconspicuous building, and in the process of taking the elevator, Su Meng glanced at Zeng Xiaoxian, and then said, "Teacher Zeng, you won't be deceived, right?" ”

Hu Yifei also said: "That's it, I think Mengmeng is right, just this broken place, how good can the psychiatrist be, Zeng Xiaoxian, you won't be dealing with us, right?" ”

Lu Ziqiao remained silent and didn't say a word, he tried to lower his sense of existence, and just quietly watched the other three speak.

Zeng Xiaoxian shrugged his shoulders, his eyes widened, glanced at the eldest lady and Hu Yifei, and said, "Am I the kind of person who is unreliable?" ”

Hu Yifei and the eldest lady nodded.

Zeng Xiaoxian snorted coldly, twisted his head to the side, and said: "I don't have the same knowledge as you, when you see Doctor Ouyang, you will understand, although this guy is a little cheated, but the psychological treatment is still quite good, you can just look at it!" ”

After he said this, the elevator also stopped, just in time to see a psychiatrist, so the four of them walked out.

At this time, a female white-collar worker walked up, she was wearing a white shirt and a black hip-wrapping skirt, and she was holding a blue folder in her hand.

Zeng Xiaoxian said with a smile: "Hello, is Dr. Ouyang here?" ”

The female white-collar worker was not very old, she looked young and beautiful, she stretched out her hand and pointed to the room in front of her, and said with a smile: "Doctor Ouyang is inside." ”

With that, she left.

Zeng Xiaoxian said: "Okay, thank you." ”

Hu Yifei asked, "This Doctor Ouyang must be very handsome!" ”

In her fantasy, the psychiatrist is a handsome guy who solves problems, nothing else matters, the key is to be handsome.

However, the ideal is plump, the reality is skinny, and the gap between the two is almost the size of a Pacific Ocean, and the reality is destined to disappoint you.

Zeng Xiaoxian looked at Hu Yifei and smiled, but before he could speak, someone in the room had already opened the curtain and walked out, it was a middle-aged man who was a little fat, had a beer belly, wore a pink shirt and suspenders, wore a pair of glasses, had a small beard, and looked like he was going bald.

When he saw Zeng Xiaoxian, he immediately became happy, a bright smile appeared on his face that looked a little fat, and he quickly ran to Zeng Xiaoxian, stretched out his hand to shake Zeng Xiaoxian's hand, and then said, "Hey! Xiaoxian, I'm so glad to see you! ”

Zeng Xiaoxian smiled and said, "Hey! Doctor Ouyang, long time no see! You're missing hair again! ”

Hu Yifei looked at Dr. Ouyang, and was suddenly disillusioned, one was unsteady on his feet, and almost fell to the ground, but fortunately, the eldest lady reached out in time to help her, and then said with nothing to do: "Sister Yifei, are you okay?" ”

Lu Ziqiao was a little frightened and grew his mouth, this psychiatrist is too distinctive, aren't the legendary psychiatrists all female?

Hu Yifei's eyes were distracted, and he muttered: "The gap between reality and fantasy is too big, I can't accept it, Mengmeng, tell me, is this true?" Am I dreaming? ”

The eldest lady smiled, and then pulled Hu Yifei to the sofa next to her and sat down: "Sister Yifei, the reality is so cruel, don't indulge in illusion!" ”

At this time, Dr. Ouyang pulled Zeng Xiaoxian into the room, it seemed that he was going to discuss psychotherapy, and only Lu Ziqiao, Hu Yifei and the eldest lady were left outside.

Hu Yifei, who looked at the demeanor of a female man, had not yet eased up, so the eldest lady walked up to Lu Ziqiao, reached out and poked his arm, and then said under the other party's unaware expression: "Hey! Ziqiao, you've been doing this too much lately! Teacher Zeng and Sister Yifei are busy with you, if they know that your depression is fake, then the result, do you still need me to continue? ”

Lu Ziqiao's pupils shrank, and he was afraid to death, to be honest, in the love apartment, he Lu Ziqiao and Lu Young Master Lu were not afraid of anyone, the only thing he was afraid of was the eldest lady, because he couldn't see through the eldest lady, and felt that this person seemed to be in the clouds, and he was very fake, so even if he was a young master Lu who claimed to be a flirtatious girl, he didn't mean to flirt with the eldest lady.

Although he made an excuse for himself, the rabbit does not eat the grass by the nest, but this excuse is also very fake, and it can't stand scrutiny, the key is that he doesn't dare to tease.

Now that I heard what the eldest lady said, I was really hit by him, this is a trick to catch myself, do you want to tell the truth? The answer is no! Don't say it's killed, if you don't kill it, you ...... Not necessarily!

The expression on Lu Ziqiao's face remained unchanged, and he said with a smile: "Su Mengtong shoes, I don't know what you're talking about, you can't bully my young heart, my heart hurts, it's like being pricked by a needle, it hurts!" ”

Miss: "......"

Hey, hey, what are you pretending, if you don't play for a second, are you uncomfortable?

Su Meng shook his head, looked at Lu Ziqiao and said, "Forget it, I won't tell you, you know it in your own heart, this matter can't be pretended, especially in front of a psychiatrist, I think...... You can think about preparing for the future. ”

Everything that should be said has been said, since people don't listen, then we don't care, what do you love.

The eldest lady returned to Hu Yifei's side, looked at Hu Yifei, who had returned to normal, and said, "Sister Yifei, how are you, what is it that gave you such a big blow?" ”

"I'm fine." Hu Yifei nodded, then changed the topic and said, "Zeng Xiaoxian hasn't come out yet?" ”

Su Meng said: "No, I don't know what to talk about inside." ”

While the two were talking, Zeng Xiaoxian walked out, and then said to Lu Ziqiao: "Ziqiao, go in, Doctor Ouyang is very professional, if there is anything in your heart that is not good to tell us, you can tell him, just use him as a trash can, judging from my experience, you will be fine soon." ”

After speaking, without waiting for Lu Ziqiao to speak, he pushed him in.

"Hey! Hello there. Zeng Xiaoxian said hello to the two girls sitting on the sofa, and with the obscene face full of smiles, there was an indescribable feeling.

Hu Yifei said: "Why did you only come out now?" What did you talk about with that Doctor Ouyang inside? It can't be about your psychotherapy, right? ”

Zeng Xiaoxian smiled and said, "How is it possible? I haven't seen Dr. Ouyang for a long time, so I chatted a few more words, where do you want to go? My depression has long been cured and I don't have to be treated by a psychiatrist anymore! ”

Hu Yifei said: "Oh, is it? "There was a look of disbelief on my face.

Zeng Xiaoxian didn't speak, and sat directly on the other sofa.

After a while, about a quarter of an hour, seeing that Lu Ziqiao hadn't come out yet, Hu Yifei was a little anxious, and he couldn't sit still, so he stood up and walked back and forth, Zeng Xiaoxian, who saw it, was upset, and couldn't help but say: "You can't sit down, I'm dizzy when I walk." ”

Hu Yifei said: "Is it okay for you to find a psychiatrist?" ”

Zeng Xiaoxian said expressionlessly: "You are crying and shouting to find a psychiatrist, and now you are asking me again?" You can do it! ”

Hu Yifei clasped his hands on his chest, glanced at Zeng Xiaoxian, and said: "I think hanging, Mengmeng is right, this guy doesn't look reliable, look at him, he is not smart, and he is bald!" ”

Zeng Xiaoxian: "......"

How do you know if people aren't smart?

Hu Yifei muttered to himself: "I hope there is nothing wrong with Ziqiao, and I hope Zhanbo will not let my aunt set fire to the house...... Eh, why are there so many people with mental health problems around me! ”

Zeng Xiaoxian said indifferently: "How can there be? ”

Hu Yifei counted with his fingers: "My aunt, Ziqiao, and you, I met three at once." ”

Zeng Xiaoxian sighed helplessly, then turned his head to look to the side, and next to him sat a woman wearing a yellow T-shirt and a gray skirt with a scarf.

After the woman heard what Hu Yifei said, and then saw Zeng Xiaoxian turn her head to look at her, she was stunned for a few seconds, and then immediately stood up, carried her bag and left.

The eldest lady couldn't help laughing, the laughter was a little loud, which naturally attracted Zeng Xiaoxian's eyes, of course, this is nothing.

Hu Yifei looked at Zeng Xiaoxian carefully, she didn't say anything, but this was more lethal than what she said.

At this moment, the curtain was opened, and Lu Ziqiao walked out.

Hu Yifei and Zeng Xiaoxian hurriedly greeted them, Hu Yifei had a caring expression on his face, and said, "Ziqiao, how are you feeling?" ”

Lu Ziqiao had a loveless expression on his face, and said: "I am a hopeless person, the doctor said that he has never encountered this kind of condition in me, ahh ”

After pretending to be forced to run away, this is the professional ethics of forcing the king, Lu Ziqiao also learned to force the king, and ran away after speaking, and he didn't even give others a chance to keep him.

Hu Yifei glanced at Zeng Xiaoxian, saw him holding his hands on his chest, looking at Lu Ziqiao's back expressionlessly, and said something in his heart, so he walked over and said, "Zeng Xiaoxian, what's wrong with you?" Zi Qiao, he ran away, why don't you chase it quickly, what are you doing standing here stupidly? ”

Zeng Xiaoxian said: "What's the use of me catching up with him, listening to what he just said, I feel that I can't be saved, I'm not a psychiatrist, how can I save him, let's listen to what Dr. Ouyang said first!" ”

After saying this, he walked up to Dr. Ouyang, rubbed his hands, and said with a smile: "My friend, what is the situation with him?" ”

"Alas!" Doctor Ouyang sighed, then made a gesture to signal them to come in, and then walked into the room, returned to the chair and sat down, and said lightly: "Your friend Ziqiao, his situation is indeed very rare. ”

Hu Yifei asked, "Is his situation very serious?" ”

Zeng Xiaoxian said: "Just say it, we are all mentally prepared. ”

"I have made a clinical diagnosis for him just now, and the overall conclusion is-" Before he finished speaking, Hu Yifei interjected: "Depression? ”

Doctor Ouyang said solemnly: "Prank! ”

Hu Yifei looked at Doctor Ouyang with a confused expression, and said, "I'm sorry, doctor, I don't understand, can you explain?" ”

Dr. Ouyang nodded, and then said, "The academic definition, he is trying to make you think that he is depressed and depressed, so as to gain additional relationships, and other ulterior purposes, in Shanghainese for short, - to die!" ”

Hu Yifei was anxious, stretched out his hand to press Zeng Xiaoxian's head, and exclaimed, "Impossible? Are you sure? ”

Dr. Ouyang said: "Believe me, if my wife knew that I told the truth and let go of the opportunity to buy her a mini Cooper, she would definitely hang me up, peel and cramp, I have never seen that patient with depression, can talk like him, actually hypnotized me, as for those notes, I also want to read them, just copied some lyrics of Stefanie Sun." ”

Hu Yifei turned his head to look at the eldest lady, then turned back to look at Doctor Ouyang, and said, "We know that this is the lyrics of Yanzi Sun, but don't these lyrics mean that he is in a bad mood?" ”

The truth of the matter seems to be really the same as what the eldest lady said, Hu Yifei was a little drumming in her heart, could it be that she really looked away, Ziqiao's depression is pretended, if this is just the eldest lady's own words, it would be fine, but now that the psychiatrist has also said so, then Ziqiao's depression is really up for debate.

Dr. Ouyang asked, "Where did you find the lyrics?" ”

Zeng Xiaoxian hurriedly stretched out his hand and pointed at Hu Yifei and said, "It's her!" She's idle to rummage through other people's trash cans! ”

Doctor Ouyang asked again, "How did you know that Ziqiao was cuckolded?" ”

Hu Yifei stretched out his hand and pointed at Zeng Xiaoxian and said, "It's him!" He went to peep into someone else's bedroom! ”

Doctor Ouyang looked at Zeng Xiaoxian in surprise.

"I, I didn't mean it, you know ......" Zeng Xiaoxian explained: "I, I just came out to make soy sauce." ”

Hu Yifei said angrily: "Ziqiao is too much, he actually deceived our feelings and gave him love in vain." ”

Zeng Xiaoxian was also so angry: "That's it! Where can I find such a righteous friend, send food, drink, game console, shh ”

Doctor Ouyang said, "Okay, okay, don't worry too much, take it easy." ”

"Take it easy? If it's you, will you try it? Zeng Xiaoxian's eyes widened, he glared at Doctor Ouyang, vented the anger in his heart, and then began to be sad: "It's so unfair, when you and I were hit a few days ago, why didn't anyone care about me?" I was also very depressed at the time, and I wrote a lot of poems that others couldn't understand, and no one found out, because—"

"No one cares about me at all!"

The eldest lady pushed Hu Yifei and motioned for her to step forward and say a few words to comfort Zeng Xiaoxian.

Hu Yifei said: "I've asked you so many times, but you just don't say." ”

Zeng Xiaoxian turned his head to look at Hu Yifei and said excitedly: "Hey! I'm a man, a man! Do you want me to tell you impassionedly and righteously that I am being cuckolded? ”

Zeng Xiaoxian regretted it when he said this, as if he had lost his soul, his eyes did not blink, and he looked at Doctor Ouyang quietly.

In this regard, Dr. Ouyang spread his hands and didn't say anything, the meaning is very clear, this is what you said, not me!

Zeng Xiaoxian pretended that nothing had happened, but his pale face had been exposed, and his heart was not calm, he asked, "What did I say just now?" ”

Hu Yifei smiled and said, "It's nothing, isn't it, Mengmeng?" ”

As he spoke, he reached out and squeezed the eldest lady's hand.

Su Meng reacted quickly and said with a smile: "I didn't hear anything either, did Teacher Zeng say anything just now?" There is no eh! ”

Dr. Ouyang said with a smile: "Worrying about others, in a sense, is worrying about yourself, your heart is insecure, and you need treatment!" ”

Zeng Xiaoxian closed his eyes, touched his forehead with his right hand, and said, "Really? ”

Doctor Ouyang said, "Everything will be fine." ”

At this moment, Hu Yifei's mobile phone rang suddenly, she quickly answered the phone, and heard Lu Zhanbo's cry for help: "Sister, help, help!" ”

Hu Yifei hurriedly asked, "Zhanbo, what's wrong with you?" ”

Lu Zhanbo said with a crying voice: "Sister, come back quickly!" Auntie, she's going to kill me, ah!! ”

After the screaming, the phone hung up.

Hu Yifei dialed again, but no one answered, and his face was sweating in a hurry.

Su Meng asked, "Sister Yifei, what's wrong?" ”

Hu Yifei said: "Oh no, Zhanbo is in danger, I have to go back quickly!" ”

After saying this, she hurried out.

After the eldest lady watched Hu Yifei run out, she walked to Zeng Xiaoxian's side, grabbed his hand, and dragged him hard, trying to pull him up, and said at the same time: "Teacher Zeng, it's not good, Zhanbo is in danger, let's go back quickly!" ”

When Zeng Xiaoxian heard this, the expression on his face changed, and he was no longer so depressed, he opened his eyes, stood up from the sofa, and asked, "What's the matter?" Didn't Zhanbo entertain his aunt at home? How can it be dangerous? ”

Su Meng said: "I don't know, Sister Yifei has already rushed back, let's go back quickly!" It doesn't help much, but it's good to do your part. ”

The eldest lady knew very well in her heart that there was no danger to Lu Zhanbo, it was just that his aunt was joking with him, although she was an aunt with mental problems, but since the Narnia Sanatorium dared to release her, it meant that she would not hurt anyone.

Zeng Xiaoxian hurriedly said: "Yes, yes, you are right, let's go back quickly!" ”

After speaking, he glanced at Doctor Ouyang, and then said with a smile: "I'm sorry, Doctor Ouyang, my friend has something, I have to go back first, let's talk next time, talk next time!" ”

"Hey, Xiaoxian, don't be in a hurry to leave, your condition ......"

Dr. Ouyang stood up and stretched out his hand towards Zeng Xiaoxian, but Zeng Xiaoxian had already made up his mind, and did not listen to his persuasion at all, and in the end only he was left, so Dr. Ouyang had to say helplessly: "Alas, my BMW 4S is gone...... again."

Zeng Xiaoxian and the eldest lady quickly caught up with Hu Yifei, and the three of them called a taxi and rushed to the love apartment, as for Lu Ziqiao, this guy had already run back to the love apartment.

However, halfway through, Hu Yifei received another phone call from Lu Zhanbo, in which he explained in detail what had just happened, so that Hu Yifei didn't have to worry, he was fine.

In this way, Hu Yifei was relieved, but when she thought that Lu Zi was pretending to be depressed and deceived her, the anger in her heart did not come to her.

Zeng Xiaoxian was also very angry, kindly helping his friend, but was tricked by his friend, who can stand this?

The eldest lady was not so angry, after all, she had already seen through the truth, but at this time, she didn't dare to say anything gossip, worried that she would be affected by the pond fish and be involved by Lu Ziqiao.

It's just that......

Looking at Zeng Xiaoxian and Hu Yifei, the eldest lady came up with a bad idea, and said, "Sister Yifei, Teacher Zeng, did you just let Ziqiao go?" I see, we have to punish Ziqiao, lest he pretend to be depressed and deceive us in the future? What do you guys think? ”

Teacher Zeng patted his thigh and applauded: "What you said is so reasonable, you must teach Ziqiao a lesson!" ”

Hu Yifei also said: "That's right, we must give Ziqiao a profound lesson, lest he go astray in the future, among the students I have taught, there are many like Ziqiao, at first they just deceived his parents, and then it developed to the point that anyone dared to deceive, became a fraudster, and finally went to prison, as Ziqiao's friend, we have the obligation and responsibility to help Ziqiao change his bad habits." ”

Teacher Zeng said: "But how should we punish Ziqiao? ”

Su Meng said: "I have a way, do you want to listen to it?" ”

Hu Yifei and Zeng Xiaoxian: "Say! ”

Miss: "......"

These two really have a tacit understanding!

Su Meng complained in her heart, and then she said her plan to punish Lu Ziqiao, Hu Yifei and Zeng Xiaoxian listened to it, and gave unanimous praise, and the three of them discussed it for a while, added some things, and decided to punish Lu Ziqiao tomorrow.

The next day, that is, tomorrow, at nine o'clock in the morning, normal people should get up, only the lazy and the night shift are still sleeping, and Lu Ziqi is also sleeping.

However, Lu Ziqiao woke up quickly, and then found out that something was wrong, he was tied up! Looking at the end of the bed again, there were three people standing there, the same three people who had gone to see a psychiatrist with him yesterday.

Lu Ziqiao said with some excitement: "What's going on? Hey, don't just stand, talk fast! ”

Hu Yifei said gently: "Yesterday the doctor told us that your depression is very serious. ”

Lu Ziqiao felt that he was going to suffer, but he decided to try again to see if he could fool the past, so he said, "Really? You let me go first, and if you have something to say, speak slowly! ”

Zeng Xiaoxian clasped his hands to his chest and said solemnly: "No, no, in view of the seriousness of your condition, it has been hailed as a wonderful flower in psychology, and the doctor recommends that we use it immediately - electric shock therapy!" ”

Lu Ziqiao exclaimed: "Click? ”

Zeng Xiaoxian squeezed his eyebrows and said, "It's very red!" It's violent! ”

Su Meng also interjected: "Electric shock therapy is very effective, it is said that there is a Professor Yang who has saved countless Internet addicted teenagers with this trick, Ziqiao, you can rest assured, your depression will be cured soon." ”

"Don't, don't be kidding, let me go!" Lu Ziqiao said weakly.

Hu Yifei said: "Ziqiao, you don't have to worry, click therapy is very effective, but unfortunately there is no medical shock device at home, but the doctor told us that we can use this instead of ......"

As she spoke, she pulled out two electric irons that had been placed on the bedside table.

Lu Ziqiao's eyes were full of horror, and he exclaimed, "Electric iron!! ”

Hu Yifei said with a smile: "The doctor said that the effect is exactly the same, Ziqiao, don't worry, my sister will treat you gently, Xiaoxian, hold him down!" ”

Zeng Xiaoxian listened and did so, and pressed Lu Ziqiao's shoulders with both hands, although it was already tied, it was better to press it.

Lu Ziqiao shouted: "Ah, don't, don't, I, I'll tell you the truth, in fact, I don't have depression at all, the two notes you saw are the lyrics of Stefanie Sun, I told a girl that I am the president of the Stefanie Sun Fan Association, so I have been reciting lyrics recently." ”

Zeng Xiaoxian said: "Patients with depression often have this strange reverie. ”

Hu Yifei said: "The patients in the psychiatric hospital also say that they are not crazy. ”

Su Meng interjected: "Don't say it, let's start quickly, otherwise, what if someone else comes over and thinks we are perverts?" ”

Hu Yifei said: "Okay, Xiaoxian, hold him down, don't let him struggle, let's have a course of treatment first, try the effect!" ”

Zeng Xiaoxian nodded.

Lu Ziqiao shouted: "Let me go, I know it's wrong, don't!" ”

At this time, the door suddenly opened, and Chen Meijia walked in and shouted, "Stop!" ”

Lu Ziqiao thought he was saved, and said happily: "Meijia, you came to save me, great, Meijia, let go of me, these three people are perverts!" ”

Hu Yifei and Zeng Xiaoxian were at a loss and looked at Chen Meijia stupidly.

Chen Meijia glanced at Hu Yifei and said, "You want to abuse Ziqiao? ”

The two didn't know how to answer.

Su Meng said: "No, we are not abusive, but treating, Ziqiao suffers from severe depression and often thinks about some messy things, we decided to give him an electric shock treatment, do you want to help?" ”

Hu Yifei and Zeng Xiaoxian glanced at each other, and they both felt that the eldest lady was crazy, how could they tell Chen Meijia like this, the two of them are still lovers, in case someone wants to save Ziqiao, then wouldn't everyone be busy in vain.

The results were unexpected.

Chen Meijia said happily: "Let me come!" ”

As he spoke, he snatched two electric irons from Hu Yifei's hands, and pressed them towards Lu Ziqi's chest while holding them in his hands, and shouted at the same time: "I'll let you go to the toilet without flushing the toilet!" ”

The eldest lady glanced at Hu Yifei and Zeng Xiaoxian, meaning you see, I didn't mess up.

Of course, the electric iron is not actually electrified, it is just to scare Lu Ziqiao, let him know that the consequences of lying are very serious, and if he dares to lie to them in the future, the electric iron may be electrified, which is not a pleasure.

I believe that with today's experience, Lu Ziqiao will definitely not deceive people casually, but the nature of the country is easy to change, can he really get rid of this big fool?

(End of chapter)