Chapter 238: Planting Pears (Part 1!) Ask for a subscription! )

After thanking the guys, the sloppy Taoist priest said to the audience: "Poor Dao is not a stingy person, I also have good pears, so I will take them out and share them with you!" ”

Someone said dissatisfiedly: "Hey, you, a Taoist priest, why do you have to eat other people's pears since you have pears?" ”

?? The sloppy Taoist priest smiled and said, "I just need this pear pit for seeds." ”

?? As he spoke, he ate the pear in his hand, opened his mouth and spit out the kernel to the ground, and it was three inches into the ground. Then he asked for some water, and soon a good man came with a bowl of water.

?? The sloppy Taoist priest poured water on the place where the pear core fell, and under the gaze of many eyes, the pear core sprouted in an instant-

The sprouts have been transformed, and in the blink of an eye, they have grown into a leafy pear tree!

The trees suddenly bloomed, there was a fragrance, the flowers bore fruit, the pears were all huge and full, the fragrance was fragrant, and the trees were all over.

??“ Lay people, please eat pears. ”

?? Sloppy Taoist priest.

?? The onlookers were dumbfounded, and it took a while to react, and they reached out to pick pears to eat to see if they were dreaming.

??“ Immortal! ”

?? The people in the restaurant near the window, there are also people who poke their heads out to see, and when they saw such an exaggerated scene, they immediately exclaimed: "Immortals! Immortal! Lao Tzu has seen a living immortal! ”

?? Su Meng frowned slightly.

This sloppy Taoist priest's methods can deceive some mortals, but he can't deceive her, because the sloppy Taoist priest's trick is clearly an illusion!

The pear trees that the onlookers on the street saw growing, and the pear trees blossoming and bearing fruit, all of them were illusions!

Actually, all these pears came from the man who sold them.

In this world, there may be a means to make the pear tree grow rapidly, but it is not something that this sloppy Taoist priest can master, he just used some small spells to carry the pears in the cart of the man who sold the pears, and then arranged a layer of illusion to cover up the fact that the pears were stolen.

?? Once the illusion cast by the sloppy Taoist priest disappears, the man who sells pears will find that all the pears in his car have disappeared!

Now this world is not very peaceful, to say that at the end of the dynasty, all kinds of demons and monsters are rampant in the world, the green forest robbers occupy the mountains as kings, and the traitors and rebels divide one side...... But in some places, it is too peaceful, just like the villages in the Peach Blossom Garden, there are no military disasters, no bandits, everything is harmonious, just like the Datong society.

However, this is all an illusion, the end of the prosperity is loneliness, the prosperity of the peace can not be maintained for a few years, don't you see that even the Taoist priests are walking down the mountain?

This sloppy Taoist priest has cultivated some means, and it is a period of qi training to break the sky, and he has mastered some small spells, which are enough to pretend to be gods and ghosts, but he really has to take a break from cooking against a martial arts master.

At this time, the sloppy Taoist priest also played tricks on mortals, and really provoked a martial arts master, and he didn't even know how he died.

"There is an article about planting pears in "Liao Zhai", which talks about the current situation." Su Meng recalled, and couldn't help but sigh softly: "I remember when I was a child, when I read this, I thought that the man who sold pears was very stingy, wasn't it just a pear, but now it seems that the Taoist priest is really hateful, people don't give you pears, but you play tricks on others, causing others to starve, this is a typical harm to others and not to yourself!" ”

Of course, sighing and sighing, Su Meng will not be nosy.

?? At this time, the pears on the pear tree were all plucked and eaten, and the whole tree suddenly disappeared without a trace.

The onlookers made a fuss, looked left and right, looked around, only to find that the sloppy Taoist priest had also disappeared.

In this case, you either met a ghost or a god.

However, it is impossible for ghosts to be active during the day, so they can only be immortals.

The onlookers were overjoyed and excited to meet the fairy fate.

?? But at this moment, a discordant voice came from the crowd, it was the man who sold pears, and he shouted violently, "Where are my pears? ”

?? It turned out that the sloppy Taoist priest just now planted a pear tree, and the means were extraordinary, and the man who sold pears stretched out his neck and stared, looking very attentively, thinking in his heart, if he also had this kind of means, wouldn't he be rich?

It's just that......

After the sloppy Taoist priest disappeared, the man who sold pears found that he had no pears left in his cart.

?? Hearing his shout, everyone suddenly realized that the pears that everyone had eaten before were all changed by the sloppy Taoist priest from the car of the man who sold pears with a spell!

Thinking that the man who sold pears refused to give a pear to the sloppy Taoist priest because he was stingy, but in the end he caused his whole car of pears to be gone, which was really a heavy loss, and the onlookers couldn't help but be startled, but the man who sold pears knelt on the ground and cried.

"This Taoist priest is an old immortal, if you can worship him as a teacher and learn the two-handed immortal arts, it will be great!"

In the restaurant, some people moved the idea of apprenticing to the teacher, immediately settled the account, ran down the restaurant, and chased the sloppy Taoist.

But the sloppy Taoist priest disappeared out of thin air, and who knows where he went?

There is no way to talk about tracking, and you can only go home in disappointment.

Su Meng slowly finished his meal, and also heard some strange things, there is a hill near this county, but it is only two hundred meters high, and there is a temple on the mountain, called Qingjing Temple.

Five years ago, this Qingjing Temple was also full of incense, but after one night, all the monks in the temple were missing, and the catchers in the county government sent to investigate also disappeared without a trace......

After hearing this strange thing, Su Meng knew in his heart, maybe it was a monster that harmed people, if it was a big demon like the tree demon grandma.

It just so happens that he lacks a few demon pills.

Su Meng finished eating, and immediately checked out and left.

I found someone in the county town to inquire about the location of the Qingjing Temple, and I was just about to go to the Qingjing Temple, but at this moment, I accidentally found the sloppy Taoist priest.

At this time, the sloppy Taoist priest was pestering a scholar, telling fortunes to others, but in fact, he was cheating money.

The sloppy Taoist priest said in a tricky manner: "Layman, do you know that you are about to come to a catastrophe?" ”

The scholar's temper was very good, and he said with a smile: "Dao Chief, you are laughing, a poor scholar like me, I have eaten the last meal and the next meal, you better find someone else, I have no money to tell fortunes, I really have no money." ”

The scholar emphasized several times, but the sloppy Taoist priest still did not give up and said: "Scholar, the poor Taoist looks at you and pleases you, and you don't need money for fortune telling, I will calculate a hexagram for you, you have a big disaster coming recently, but as long as you don't go out, you can avoid the past, the words have been told to you, you can listen if you want to listen, and if you don't want to listen, you can pull it, there is no way to be lucky or bad, but people call themselves......"

The sloppy Taoist priest didn't seem to be cheating money, and after saying this, he turned around and left, walking very chicly.

(End of chapter)