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In the plane mall, Gongsun Bai's consciousness returned to his body, and he immediately straightened up, walked to Tang Qingfeng, who was sitting beside him, and snickered.

Stretching out his hand, he hugged Tang Qingfeng in his arms, and then rushed to the square in front of the Ten Thousand Realms Building as fast as possible, which was usually the most crowded place in the plane mall.

Gongsun Bai took a deep breath, sank into the dantian, silently performed Xuangong, and then, exhaled, "Father and son are in deep love, Dad hugs his son, everyone come and take a look!" ”

Tang Qingfeng's expression was very serene, he didn't know what was happening in reality at all, and his consciousness was still in the Infinite Game True Martial Realm, and he was very focused on cultivating the exercises and improving his level strength.

"Wow!" Other people nearby were attracted by Gongsun Bai's actions on the spot, "This person is so good at playing!" "The routines in the city are deep, and you can't prevent it!"

Then, the enlightened people immediately ran to the side of those who were also addicted to the game, and after making sure that the other person would not wake up anytime soon, they reached out and hugged the other person.

"Come and see, come and see, this is my son!" "Where is Dad, the show officially launched, is there a director? Where's the videographer?! Hurry up and shoot it! ”

"Find a dad who treats me like his own, is there a dad? My son is waiting here! ”

For a while, the scene was hot, with Gongsun Bai as the leader, a group of fathers holding their sons, starting from the Wanjie Building, marching to the rest of the plane mall!

Chirping~

A Wuling Hongguang stopped in front of the parade, and a man with a sigh poked his head out, "Do you want to get in the car?" Parent-child seats are discounted for a limited time, and only one value point is charged for one seat. ”

In the passenger seat, Dagu was embarrassed and fidgeting, "Takuha, this, isn't this okay?" ”

Da Gu's heart was messy, what is this? Why did a group of people suddenly appear there, and the father hugged his son?

In the back seat of the car, two elementary school students said excitedly, "Great, there is a new stalk in the plane mall, and those merchants will definitely take the opportunity to offer discount activities!" The blue-headed schoolboy shouted, "We are so young, Uncle Takumi and Uncle Dagu will be our father for the time being!" ”

"Get in the car!" Seeing Wuling Hongguang appear, Gongsun raised his head and immediately beckoned several 'fathers' around him to get on Wuling Hongguang.

"Where are you going?" Takumi asked as he took a deep puff of his cigarette.

"Yangquan Restaurant!" Gongsun Bai said loudly, and the other fathers also hurriedly said, "Yes, yes, yes, go to Yangquan Restaurant, it's not easy to meet discounts for parent-child meals!" ”

Plane mall terrier is prevalent, many projects, will change according to the wind direction, every time there is a stalk, major merchants will take measures according to the times, engage in discount activities!

During this time, Gongsun Bai really racked his brains, in order to eat a parent-child discount meal, he really tried his best to come up with such a stalk!

At this moment, Gongsun Bai was full of emotion in his heart, Han Zhentian had been on the battlefield for a long time, and he was so experienced that he couldn't find a chance at all!

It's rare for a newcomer Tang Qingfeng to appear, how can he not seize this opportunity? Eat a parent-child feast?!

"Okay~" Takumi took a cigarette in his mouth, stepped on the clutch, put on the gear, and ejected to start, "Sit tight!" ”

Rumble~

Wuling Hongguang's strong motive roar, envy others, those 'dads' who didn't have time to get in the car beat their chests!

"Brother? Shall we ..... too" A crocodile walking with two feet upright glanced at the kobold beside him, and when the kobold heard this, he immediately nodded with a serious face.

"Come on!" The kobold opened his arms, "Son, dad hug you!" ”

"Dad!" The crocodile immediately threw himself into the kobold's arms.

"Pleasant Goat!" A chubby little fat sheep salivated and looked at the pleasant goat.

"No!" Pleasant Goat righteously rejected his companion's attempt.

"Ahhhh Damn, wait for me! A yellow-haired boy with six beards on his face held his companion in his arms and said angrily, "I want to eat a parent-child meal too!" Ramen, ramen! ”

At the door of Yangquan Restaurant, a Wuling Hongguangji galloped to the door, squeaked, and stopped in front of the welcome lady.

"Pick-up!" Gongsun Bai was the first to rush out of the car, and Chaoyang Spring Restaurant shouted loudly, he had really waited too long for this parent-child discount meal!

Bang!

A thick iron rod smashed at the door of Yangquan Restaurant, and a man with a hideous scar on his face looked cold, "What are you doing?" ”

The powerful aura that dominates the world raged all over the audience, and Rao is Gongsun Bai was frightened, this, but he is one of the few top masters in the Dragon Chef Alliance, a big iron rod can split Huashan, the legendary Dragon Chef!

"Father and son are in deep love, dad hugs his son!" Gongsun Bai puffed up his chest, hugged Tang Qingfeng and said, "We're here to eat a parent-child discount package!" ”

"Yes, we're all here to eat the parent-child discount package!" The other 'fathers' all showed their 'sons' in their arms and said loudly.

The man glanced at these 'fathers and sons' who were in groups of two and two, and nodded, "Okay, today let me ask Chef Xie to make a new dish for you, the parent-child holy light siu mai set!" ”

Suddenly, the 'fathers' present were drooling, and the 'son' in their arms slept peacefully, not knowing what was happening in reality.

"Master Xie is arrogant!" Tuohai parked his beloved Wuling Hongguang, and also got out of the car with Dagu, and motioned to Dagu with his eyes, asking the other party to quickly hug his 'son'.

Da Gu suddenly looked embarrassed, "Tuohai, this, isn't it okay?" ”

Takumi raised his eyebrows, "Master Xie is the legendary Dragon Chef, and it's usually hard to eat the food he makes!" ”

What Da Gu didn't notice was that behind him, a man and a woman looked at each other, and one of the men whispered, "Mother, this parent-child package, I don't know if I can pick up our mother and son?" ”

The woman smiled kindly, "Taylor, come to Mommy's arms, we're going to try it." ”

"Get out of the way, get out of the way! My son hasn't eaten in days! A kobold rushed into the crowd with a crocodile in his arms and shouted, "Where's the parent-child discount meal?" Where, where?! ”

In the distance, a large group of dense yellow boys held their 'sons' in their arms and yelled, "Give me a hundred parent-child discount meals!" ”

Master Xie, who was standing at the door of Yangquan Restaurant, raised his eyebrows, "Don't use the shadow clone to make up for it!" Yellow-haired imp! ”

"Aren't you also yellow-haired?!" The yellow-haired boy was furious.

"Huh?!" Master Xie exuded a terrifying aura like a wild beast!

Bang Bang~

A dense group of yellow-haired boys directly exploded into a blank of eyes, leaving only the last group of 'father and son', who shouted unwillingly, "Stingy ghost, then quickly give me a parent-child discount meal!" ”

"Naruto, why are you bullying Sasuke there again?" At this moment, a red man with six arms on his shoulders and two 'sons' on each side was smiling.

"Ahhh You?! The yellow-haired boy Naruto Uzumaki was shocked, "You, why are you holding two?!" ”

Master Xie was also stunned, this guy is so ruthless, he actually hugged two 'sons' alone?!

The red man is one of the six dog-legged sons of the city lord, Uzumaki Nagato, the mental trauma suffered in the previous battle in the Naruto world has long recovered, just now, he received the news, and the plane mall suddenly appeared father and son terrier, he immediately secretly made a black hand, and just woke up a few days ago, the mentally weakened Bu Jingyun and Zhu ignored the illusion and stunned, and then hugged him.

"You're too much!" Naruto Uzumaki held back for a long time, and finally held back such a sentence.

"Ahaha~" Uzumaki Nagato scratched the back of his head and looked at Master Xie, "That, Master Xie, how can I count this?" ”

Master Xie thought for a while, considering the identity of the other party, after all, the city lord was a dog, and immediately said, "The parent-child package, both father and son, if the two of them don't eat it, they will give you three portions." ”

"Then thank you~" Uzumaki Nagato said shyly.

"Ah, it's all here? It's so lively~" A white man in a red leather jacket walked over, Emiya Shirou, holding Jin Shin in his arms.

"My Admiral!" "My name is Yellow Ape~" "Uh~" "It's Yellow Ape!" In a burst of PPAP's magical singing, the yellow ape also arrived with a 'son', "I have a son!" "My son's name is Akaigou!" "Ah~" "Akagu! ""Son Chigou~" "Red Dog! "Ah~" "My son's name is Akagu~"

"Hahahaha~" Seeing that the scene was so lively, Master Xie laughed heartily, "Thank you for taking such good care of my Yangquan Restaurant, today, the parent-child package is 20% off!" ”

"Heroic!" "Master Xie is such a good person!" "I'm going to have a good time today!" "Alas, it's a pity that my son is not here, damn it!"

Outside the crowd, two golden-eyed men looked at the hot Yangquan Restaurant, and one of the men with a sledgehammer twitched his face, turned his head and stared at his companion, "Tony, you, you won't want me to be your son, right?" As he spoke, the hammer in his hand overflowed, and it seemed that he was about to hit someone if he didn't agree with him!

"Hmph~ You underestimate me too much, Thor!" Tony smiled proudly, "Ben Shenhao never eats discounted food, let's go, let's go to another house!" But there was a hint of pity in his eyes.

In a corner of the plane mall, Liu Yunzhong, who was leaning against the wall, woke up, his face was extremely ugly!

He wore the stars and the moon all the way, and finally rushed to the East China Sea, but he couldn't find Xiao Yan, the king of the force.

"Where is this forced king Xiao Yan hiding?!" Liu Yunzhong's face twitched, and he was so angry!

Offline first for breathability!

got up and walked towards the place where there was a lot of traffic in the plane mall, during this time, Liu Yunzhong's pretending to be a slap in the face was not patronized by many people.

That's what makes him the most angry!

However, he gradually appeared, and the reason why no one patronized his pretending to be a face-slapping package was mainly because there were not enough tricks.

Everyone has long been visually fatigued, and the people in the plane mall who have been cultivated by the terrier for a long time will not be attracted by the simple pretending to slap the face package.

There must be many tricks, the routines must be strong, and you must add some stalks to the package!

"Huh? What's going on with these guys? Liu Yunzhong frowned slightly, seeing these people nearby, he behaved very strangely!

I was holding a person in my arms, and then ran to the shop street, and kept shouting what father and son love, father hugging son?

What kind of meme is this?

For a while, Liu Yunzhong was a little curious, and hurriedly paid attention to observe, and soon, he knew the truth of the matter.

It turns out that not long ago, a new stalk was popular in the plane mall, the father and son terrier!

As long as you have a son in your arms, you can enjoy discounted services at major merchant stores!

Suddenly, Liu Yunzhong's eyes flashed with coldness!

With such a grand event, Wang Xiaoyan will definitely be there!

If Xiao Yan doesn't appear, it means that the other party is addicted to the game and doesn't know the life of this event!

Here's your chance!

Now I can't beat Xiao Yan with my strength, but it's still okay to collect some interest first!

"Haha, haha!" Liu Yunzhong gritted his teeth and said with an angry smile, "King Force, you are finally going to fall into my hands!" Wait, I'll go to you now! ”

Saying that, Liu Yunzhong ran around violently, and he vowed that he must find Xiao Yan, the king of the force, hold him in his arms, and enjoy the parent-child discount package!

Liu Yunzhong could have scattered the fetal spiritual sense, and instantly enveloped a large area, and Xiao Yan could be found in a short time, but unfortunately the plane mall has too many restrictions, and many abilities are forbidden, after all, the spiritual sense of the cultivator is too buggy, if it can be dispersed casually, no female customer in the noodle mall dares to appear, and even, if a certain cultivator is a, it will be a disaster.

After looking for more than half an hour, maybe Liu Yunzhong was destined to be Xiao Yan's old enemy, and finally let him find Xiao Yan sleeping in a corner!

Suddenly, Liu Yunzhong's eyes showed a cold light, and he said hatefully, "Finally let me find you!" ”

But just when Liu Yunzhong was about to step forward and pick up Xiao Yan's son, the next moment, Xiao Yan shivered!

Suddenly opened his eyes, Xiao Yan suddenly looked at Liu Yunzhong who was walking towards him in disbelief, "What are you going to do?!" ”

It appeared again, and that inexplicable chilling feeling appeared again!

It was precisely because of this that he woke up from meditation in the game, and when he saw Gongsun Bai offline, he was a little curious and he also went offline.

Then I saw the scene in front of me.

"Damn!" Liu Yunzhong was so angry that he couldn't do it, how could he just wake up when he didn't die? But Liu Yunzhong vowed not to give up until he reached his goal, and said fiercely, "Anyway, you are a man, even if I forcibly pick you up, it is not harassment, and the rules of the plane mall are not so lenient!" "Say, continue to step forward, and make a gesture to hug!

Xiao Yan's face turned pale with fright when he saw this, and he hurriedly rolled away from Liu Yunzhong's hug with a lazy donkey, covering his chest with both hands, and his eyes were infinitely frightened, "You guy?!" ”

Xiao Yan thought of the brother Xiao Yan he heard before, and also thought of the inexplicable chills that suddenly appeared several times, and he had a faint premonition that he might be being targeted by!

"Don't try to run!" Liu Yunzhong roared angrily, turned around and pounced on Xiao Yan again!

"Don't!" Xiao Yan was so frightened that he hurriedly got up and fled into the distance, and behind, Liu Yun chased after him!

Xiao Yan has never hated his appearance more than now, his face is beautiful, but unfortunately he is missing the tiger's back and bear's waist, which not only makes him lose the ability of the tiger's body to shake the king's overlord's spirit, but also makes him add countless potential crises, the crisis of being targeted by!

"Force the king, don't run!" Liu Yunzhong roared angrily in the rear.

"You have a kind of don't chase!" As soon as Xiao Yan heard this, this was okay, and suddenly, Xiao Yan's chrysanthemum tightened, and the familiar cold was extremely clear at this moment!

The loopholes in the rules of the Plane Mall are too big!

Xiao Yan secretly hated that hugging and hugging between people of the same sex cannot be directly counted as harassment, unless the other party moves too much, puts his hand into his clothes, or even touches places that shouldn't be touched, or simply forcibly takes off his clothes! But..... How could Xiao Yan watch his innocence fail?! Stripped naked in public? How will he mix up in the future?!

"I'm going to pick you up today no matter what!" Liu Yunzhong chased after him, roaring angrily in his mouth, he couldn't find Xiao Yan for so long, which had made him gradually lose his mind!

This is the most typical sign that I want to cultivate immortals, and it is too difficult to cultivate immortals and gradually enter the demon path, Liu Yunzhong has been forced out of the demon barrier in his heart!

At this moment, he only had one thought, that is, to hold Xiao Yan in his arms no matter what!

Xiao Yan didn't know what kind of madness Liu Yunzhong was, Liu Yunzhong was able to have his current cultivation, but also because he was inexplicably dizzy a few times, and he broke through in his sleep for some reason, and he had a smooth journey, and he was unaware of the situation that he was falling into the devil in his heart, where could he stand this when he had been the overlord of two generations of dynasties?

Two people, one fled, the other chased, in the end, Xiao Yan finally reacted, and with a flash of inspiration, his figure disappeared in an instant, but he returned to his original world and left the plane mall.

"Damn!" Liu Yunzhong looked up to the sky and roared, "You wait for me!" After my strength is complete, even if you escape to the ends of the earth, I will scold you! ”

Fighting spirit 6, Xiao Yan appeared in the office of the alien fire cultivation base he established in shock, his face was blue and purple for a while, and he was ashamed and angry, "Perverted!" ”

If it weren't for the fact that the Plane Mall couldn't use force, he would have to fight that to the end!

As for going straight up to hand-to-hand combat? After thinking about it, Xiao Yan shuddered, this is absolutely not good, isn't this the heart of that? Who knows if the other party will take advantage of themselves?

Touching his delicate face, Xiao Yan muttered to himself, "Shouldn't I be honored?" This look is really coveted by....."

Plane Mall, Liu Yunzhong stomped his feet hatefully.

Xiao Yan left the Plane Mall, he couldn't catch up no matter what, plus his world heaven and earth aura was thin, and the strength of the Dao Fetal Realm was simply fake, even if he caught up, he might not be able to beat it.

He didn't have the heart to continue to stay in the plane mall, so Liu Yunzhong decided to go back to his own world first and beat a few rich second generations to vent his feelings.

By the way, let's see if you can add a few stalks to the pretending to be forced to slap your face, just creative but not distinctive, and it is really difficult for him to attract customers in this business.

It's really poor, there has never been a limited-level existence as poor as him, he once bought a large amount of gold gems in his own world and brought them into the plane mall to sell, but he couldn't sell them for a few bucks at all.

The market has long been saturated, and many ordinary world businessmen point to this kind of business to generate income, plus some bigwigs in the science fiction world, from time to time to find a few rich ore planets, the whole planet is gold mines, and it further makes precious metals such as gold cheap, and initially he estimated that one value point is equal to one pound of gold, and the algorithm will not work at all.

At Yangquan Restaurant, a group of 'fathers' ate with their mouths full of oil, and their 'sons' were put aside and slept peacefully.

Gongsun Bai sat by the window, with his back to the window, holding a toothpick in his hand and picking his teeth leisurely.

At this time, Tang Qingfeng woke up slowly, and saw that the surrounding scenery had changed greatly, not the position before entering the game, he was stunned, and looked at Gongsun Bai next to him, "Brother Gongsun, this is here?" ”

"Oh? Are you awake? Gongsun Bai's face was slightly embarrassed, and then he waved his hand, pointing to the leftovers on the table with pride, "Come, Brother Tang, you are blessed, the delicious food of Yangquan Restaurant, hurry up and eat it while it's hot!" "The parent-child holy light siu mai made by Chef Xie has long been eaten by him, but after all, Yangquan Restaurant, the other dishes in the set are also remarkable.

"Come, Brother Tang, look at this, fried loquat mixed with noodles, it's very delicious!"

"Yangquan Restaurant?" Tang Qingfeng looked at the leftovers on the table, only one dish was left and had not yet started, and suddenly complained, "It's not kind, no wonder I couldn't see you and Brother Xiao just now, it turns out that you two secretly came to the five-star hotel to eat delicious food behind my back?" ”

"Didn't I leave a little bit for you~" Gongsun Bai reached out and picked up a bowl of wine and took a sip, "Oh, cool, it's a pity that the wine here is too expensive, otherwise I would have to drink him in the dark!" ”

Tang Qingfeng hesitated for a moment, but still lifted the chopsticks to taste the taste, and suddenly, he was shocked, "It's delicious!" There is such a delicious delicacy in the world! By the way, what about the Xiao brothers? ”

"Xiao Yan?" Gongsun Bai's eyes flickered, "Maybe someone took it away~"

"Who took it away?" Tang Qingfeng's face changed slightly, his hand holding the chopsticks trembled a little, he thought of the stand-in doll he promised to make for Xiao Yan, and he hadn't started work for so long in the past.

The game is wrong!

Could it be that he was taken away by the who was eyeing Xiao Yan and had the good of Longyang?

Tang Qingfeng felt guilty in his heart, feeling that he had betrayed Xiao Yan's trust!

"Uh, Dad, it's delicious, the dishes of Yangquan Restaurant really won't get tired of eating it many times!" A crocodile said to the kobold sitting next to him.

The kobold nodded, "It's really delicious, but we don't have much money, we have to find a chance to go back and make a lot of money for him, I heard that Demacia and Noxus have been fighting again recently, when the time comes, let's go mix a wave, we will go to the line, you give me a head to let me god, then they will definitely be embarrassed not to give money!" ”

The crocodile man was amazed, "The people of Valoran Big 6 definitely don't know, we usually pretend to be dead and dead!" Just to give away people's heads so as not to arouse their suspicion! ”

"They are all too brain-dead, and they don't want to think about it, where did their brothers come from, but there are really people who believe that I and you will not die~" The kobold man was also embarrassed.

Not far away, Tang Qingfeng heard the conversation between these two non-human beasts, and immediately became puzzled, and asked Gongsun Bai in confusion, "Gongsun, what is their relationship?" Why did that crocodile call that kobold dad? It seems that no matter how you look at it, they can't have any blood relationship, right? Moreover, why did the kobold say that he was a brother? Are they father and son or brothers? ”

When Gongsun Bai heard this, he was even more embarrassed, and hurriedly waved his hand and said, "We humans don't understand the world of beasts, eat vegetables quickly, if it's cold, it's not delicious!" ”

At this time, at the other table, Tuohai said to Da Gu beside him, "Da Gu, how is your Boundless King practicing?" ”

Da Gu was desperately eating the dishes on the table, and when he heard this, he was a little embarrassed and said, "The degree of the Unbounded King is too fast, and I haven't even mastered the catapult start now~"

When the blue-headed elementary school student heard this, he said, "Uncle Dagu, you can start with a four-wheel drive car!" ”

"Yes~" The red-headed elementary school student said, "Uncle Dagu, how are you practicing the technique of running dozens of kilometers in one go?" ”

Da Gu was even more embarrassed, there was a feeling of being compared to a primary school student, because he ran for three minutes at most and then had no strength at all, and he ran dozens of kilometers in one breath, which was simply a challenge beyond the limit.

The blue-headed elementary school student showed his baby, a palm-sized four-wheel drive rail car, "My whirlwind charge, without any black technology strengthening, can soar into the sky and rush dozens of meters, the air knife can even cut steel, the body chassis is harder than Nokia, you can smash whoever you want, when Uncle Tuohai met the hooligans, we still used the four-wheel drive car to drive away those hooligans, this is comparable to the treasure of the cultivation of the magic weapon!" Uncle Dagu, you have to hurry up and practice the technique of running dozens of kilometers in one go, with a four-wheel drive, even if you don't become Ultraman, you can compete with monsters! ”

Takumi patted Dagu on the shoulder heavily and said, "It seems that your potential needs to be squeezed, it's time to take you to appreciate the degree and passion of Mt. Akina!" ”

"Wow~" The blue-headed elementary school student was fascinated when he heard this, "I want to gallop on Akina Mountain!" Run for dozens of kilometers! ”

The red-headed elementary school student nodded and said, "When the time comes, let those who only know how car drifting see what a sliding shovel is and what it means to soar into the sky!" ”

On a table next to them, a man and a woman looked at each other, their eyes full of horror, and the man said, "Mother, are they really elementary school students?" ”

The woman smiled slightly, "Taylor, have you forgotten the momentum you had when you were a child?" In fact, you are also very powerful, better than your father! ”

The man's face was slightly red, and he buried his head in eliminating the dishes on the table, there was no patriarchal thinking in the plane mall, and it turned out that the parent-child package also included mother and son.

"Come, Tairo, this stir-fried beef loin is specially ordered for you, eat more~" The woman's face said kindly, she took a bite of vegetables with chopsticks and fed it to the man, and then scooped up a mouthful of soup with a spoon, "And this old turtle soup, which is very good for your body~"

Da Gu seemed to hear the conversation between the mother and son, and he felt something, turned his head to take a look, and immediately his face changed!

"Tair, Tairor?" Da Gu looked shocked, and muttered in a small voice, since entering the plane mall, he has really learned a lot of new knowledge.

Takumi saw Dagu's reaction, and his face was full of a confused smile, "Dagu, what are you thinking?" ”

"No, it's nothing...."Da Gu's face turned red, and in his mind, a film recommended to him by the old driver of Tuohai came to mind.

At that time, he was still intoxicated with the sadness of the film about Lina, and in order to help him get out of the haze, the old driver Takumi specially found another film about Ultraman.

The male protagonist is Ultraman Tairo, and the heroine is Ultra's mother, that picture made his heart beat more, his face was red, and his ears were dry, which instantly dispelled the endless sadness in his heart.

(End of chapter)

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