Chapter 18 Condolences to the future mother-in-law
That night, Bran slept very soundly, not only because he got the marriage contract with the blonde soft Lori Messiah, but also got a Lori daughter-in-law for nothing, and also used chili powder to kick the feet and teach the future father-in-law and mother-in-law the pair of dog men and women. Avenge the revenge of his previous life, hehe, before going to bed, Bran heard from Master Lewyn that the queen and the chief of the guard, Jaime Lannister, claimed to have been attacked by unknown assassins, and their eyes were already spicy and couldn't open them.
Roar, in some unknown private parts, will it also swell? Will cheap father-in-law's sausage be ......? And will the matching tools for sausages be ......? If you get it in, well, it should be more sour than the cool oil, right? It's so strong to think about the picture.,But it's a pity not to describe it in detail.,It's good to make up for it.,Hehe.。 Bran slept all night smiling.
Getting up early in the morning, Bran hummed a little song to the hut. Today is the day of harvesting dragon eggs, and last night Will and Addo have already sent news that the dragon eggs can be delivered today. But before that, he first had to visit the queen who was injured in the assassination, to express his shock and sorrow over her assassination. and his willingness to be at her disposal. Hee-hee, if you don't go, won't you be the same as the rude Joffrey?
So what does it take to visit a sick person? Bran thinks there are two most important things, one is a heavy and sad expression, and if you have a hippie smile on your face when visiting a patient, it is purely uncomfortable. "Siri, controlling my facial expressions, allowing me to express my deep feelings of hatred for the assassin and sympathy for the Queen's misfortune. Remember, schadenfreude must not be shown. ”
"Okay, do you think that's okay?"
Bran picked up the mirror and looked at it, I went, what a decrepit face this is, like a dead mother. "No, system, the expression is too much, and then call it back. Well, that's right, pull it back, okay, that's it, perfect. ”
Bran drew a circle with his finger in the mirror, the perfect gesture of the Venus version. The expression is enough, and the second thing that is missing to visit the patient is a gift. As for gifts, they can be fruit baskets, flower baskets and the like, but now it is not realistic to get some fruit in the north, and the same is true for flower baskets. So what should I give? Bran fell into deep thought.
Honey has the effect of reducing inflammation and swelling, and it is effective for patients who can't open their eyes when they visit this kind of swollen eyes, and honey can lubricate and firm..... Ahem.... Skin, well, you can take two cans, one for the future mother-in-law, and one for the future short-legged wife.
Bran walked on the road, wondering if he was too bad to make people so miserable, and he had to fake a visit, and then shook his head, No, I am expressing the etiquette of the nobility, in the original book, Tyrion taught Joffrey that he didn't fulfill these etiquette, roar.
When he arrived at the queen's palace, Bran did not see the queen. Also, the eyes were almost blinded, the current image is definitely not very good, it is strange to see outsiders, Bran handed the honey to the maid, asked the maid to transfer it on his behalf, and explained that honey can reduce swelling, inflammation and sterilization, and has a special effect on the treatment of eye diseases. Honey is still a very precious thing these days, and the maid heard that it is effective in treating the queen's swollen eyes, so she did not dare to slack off, and hurriedly went in to report it.
"Lord Bran, please stay."
Bran is already ready to leave here, it's better not to see the queen, save the hypocritical politeness, and find time to find the Messiah in the afternoon, otherwise the two things will be put together, the queen will think that coming to see her is just a passing, and picking up girls is Bran's purpose. It's a fact, but it's another thing to be noticed.
Bran finally saw the queen, well, through a thick curtain, and the maid said that now the queen was not seen by anyone, not even the king, only the pharmacist who changed the queen's dressing and the master of the school city Ruwen had seen the queen.
"You say this honey has a swelling effect?" The queen's voice sounded a little hoarse.
"Yes, Queen, this is the extremely precious royal jelly in honey, it is specially for the queen bee to eat, it has a certain effect on the skin swelling and pain, you just need to apply it to the affected area, wait for an hour to wash it with water, and repeat the medicine, you can get good results." Bran bowed and replied very decently.
Pure natural honey is a natural fungicide and broad-spectrum anti-inflammatory drug, it is still possible to treat this situation, in fact, Bran does not send honey, the queen can almost be cured overnight, pepper, but it is just more suffering, Bran has ever thought about killing Joffrey or the queen in Winterfell, a hundred?
Of course, I thought about it, this is Bran's territory, and if nothing else, how difficult is it to lure Joffrey into the woods and control Addo to screw his head off with his bare hands?
But the next series of events is not something Bran can bear, if the queen or prince of a country dies in Winterfell, then many innocent people will die next, and even if Bran completely picks himself out, there will be many unrelated people of Winterfell.
But the lesson is different, first of all, Bran secretly put a special pepper smoke bomb while the queen and Jaime were clapping, and the queen and Jaime will definitely cover up the attack in order to cover up their adultery, and will not tell the details of what happened.
In fact, they are also confused, what are they doing in the tower, half-naked clothes, suddenly a loud noise came from their heads, and then there was billowing spicy smoke, who is this, the psychological shadow area can't be counted, right?
In the end, this strange incident was attributed to an assassination and provocation of the king by the freedmen outside the desperate Wall, and the king was furious because of this, and allocated 5,000 gold dragon coins in his private treasury to ask Duke Stark to send it to the Night's Watch legion, and he wanted to see 5,000 heads of the Junglers at the end of the year. He also called on other families of the Seven Kingdoms to donate military expenses and send elite men and horses of the family to participate in the Night's Watch Legion, and the major families also gave face to the king, and donated money and food, and even the impoverished Winterfell City also scraped together 1000 gold dragon coins and sent a team of elite escorts to the past.
The whole thing is according to Bran's expectations, the Night's Watch gets more military money and more men, and it can be regarded as improving the standard of living of Jon's brother after he arrives there, Bran doesn't want his brother to suffer.
"Bran, are you still worried about the queen mother?" A soft Lolita asked timidly.
"Huh?"
Bran had just finished a hypocritical conversation with the queen, and euphemistically asked if he could invite the Messiah princess to visit Winterfell, and because Bran was very satisfied with the act of delivering medicine, the queen agreed, and sent a maid to accompany him. After coming out, because Bran kept thinking about things and didn't let the system let go of the expression control, Bran still had that "just right" sad expression on his face.
This made little Lori instantly make up for her brain, a tall image who was worried about the safety of her mother's body, and she was so moved. "Don't worry, although the queen mother looks serious, it's fine, and the bachelor said that it will be fine soon."
Bran certainly can't say that he's been thinking about things and then hasn't changed his memes. I'm sorry, you misunderstood, that's too upright, upright people don't have girlfriends.
"Well, yes, these wild people outside the fortress are so hateful, I can't wait to put on black clothes and kill them all. Recreate the honor of our ancestors. Bran replied indignantly, and even Bran himself believed it.
"Bran ......" The little Messiah princess flashed with a pair of watery eyes, and her face was moved, in her mind, Bran must have been so indignant about the assassination of the queen mother because of herself.
Alas, damn it, if there is no damn maid next to me now, can I kiss the little mouth, young master, Bran said secretly in his heart.
I didn't get along with the Messiah for a long time, and the Messiah was taken back by the maid, and Bran didn't show too much urgency, the coming day is long, and one day I will know the depth of the Messiah, and now Lori is still young, and cultivation is the most important. He still has to pick up Will now, the business is important, the dragon egg is worth a lot, and the governor of Pantos will definitely inform the octopus spider Varys if he knows that someone has taken a dragon egg. The more it comes to the last moment, the more you can't relax, who knows if this intelligence leader will send someone to follow Will and Addo. Bran walked into the Shapeless Base and lay down, rolled his eyes, entered the raven's body, and flew in the direction of Will's return.