005 Don't be presumptuous about the system, and you can always be super-god if you don't die
In the moonlight, a man wearing only a pair of boxers sat by the river, holding a flame and falling into life and philosophical contemplation.
It's really thinking about life, the kind without subtlety.
Thinking about it, I thought of the ultimate mission that he was put into this world by God......
"What good can you do if you destroy this world?"
But then again, it is indeed a little unacceptable to let him, an otaku who has only killed more than a dozen slimes since he was a child, to destroy the world, and to receive education in peace and justice since he was a child.
Awkward.
Well, let's not think about it anymore, let's take one step at a time.
To sum up: God wants to destroy this world, and Xiao An is chosen to pick up a small life for nothing, and becomes the left hand of God - the dark minions. If the destruction of the world is inevitable, Xiao An thinks, then it is actually quite good for him to contribute a little bit to the fire so that he can 'become famous'.
"Heh," Xiao An chuckled, snapped his fingers, and a fist-sized flame flashed from the palm of his left hand.
Membrane mage? Not yet.
He's a fake magician now.
While there are only the simplest entry-level magic fireball and hockey skills, it's more than enough to scare people.
Walking under the tree and finding a stick in the grass, Xiao Ann began to chop and tease the air......
Although it is said that the system god 'skill tree', this is not a game after all, and skills cannot be learned. To put it bluntly, those three 'skill trees' are just a prank of the gods, in order to facilitate Xiao An's understanding and learning.
Martial arts need to be sharpened with a knife and a gun, magic requires chanting and daily meditation, and magic requires dedicated prayer and fasting and bathing.
When his physical strength reaches a certain level, he will be able to learn new martial arts; In the same way, when his spirit is strong enough to a certain extent, he can learn new magic through the 'system'.
Magic? Forget it, Xiao An doesn't plan to pray to any god, and he doesn't have the urge to develop faith.
All strength depends on his efforts! The role of the system is only an encyclopedia and a task guide.
"It's boring, but it's fun."
Xiao An looked at the wooden stick in his hand, slashed at the sky, and casually released a fireball technique that didn't need to be chanted, pretending to be his own 'sword qi'.
"Whew, biubiu!"
Dubbing in his mouth, imagining his mighty appearance of cutting through the sky with a sword in the future......
Although naΓ―ve, but, burning!
Trousers hanging next to it!
"I'll go! Don't make a fuss! It's embarrassing for my brother to wear no pants! Ahh Ice Hockey! I'll go...... I can't freeze! β
The wolf howled in the middle of the night, which made many timid rural families in the village not far away from the other world become uneasy.
Time flashed and it was noon the next day.
With his shirt around his waist and hips, shirtless, wearing sneakers, and carrying a wooden stick, the young demon king stood at the entrance of the village.
To make yourself strong!
In order to be able to fill your stomach!
Believe in the system, believe in the great gods!
Follow the daily quests every day, and you will definitely be able to reach the pinnacle of life! Marry all kinds of girls and become the real demon king in this different world!
Let's go!
Wait a minute, let's see what the Daily Quest just refreshed is, anyway, look down at the river.
System god, please show it!
Da Da Da ...... This familiar typing sound, I really want to open a special session for this......
[Daily Mission]: Guide, in order to survive reasonably in this world, please successfully complete a steal.
Successful Theft Criteria: Stealing something of value without attracting the attention of others.
Well...... Well......
Xiao An's forehead was swallowed by black lines, his expression was a little constipated, and he stood there for half a minute without moving.
Suddenly, he moved!
He rounded the wooden stick and smashed it into the river with lightning speed!
Disheveled! Wow!
"Your brother-in-law's theft! Brother's combat strength has already passed three hundred, and he still has to steal! Your demon king started as a thief! In other words, thieves are also a profession in the bright camp, okay! Have you ever played a game or not? When you are a demon king, can't you have knowledge, cultivation and taste, and do some part-time jobs above board! Depend on! I'm gone! β
Xiao An turned his head and left, he was simply indignant!
Destroying the world is destroying the world, let him become the demon king, and he will admit it, but he will definitely not bring such an insult!
It's not right to steal! This broken system looks like I haven't been beaten by my parents when I was a child!
However, a small dark cloud in the sky gathered, and with a bang, a thunderbolt slashed straight down, hitting a man in the forehead.
Disciplinary patterns triggered by strike speech.
"Ahh......h
Half a minute later, the blackened Xiao An squatted speechlessly by the small river at the entrance of the village.
If there is a cigarette at hand at this time, maybe Xiao An will like the feeling of the fireworks going off in his mouth.
With a sigh, he stepped into the tense atmosphere of the village, where every house was closed and a pair of eyes were looking at him with horror in the cracks.
The thunder and lightning just now, the villagers saw it......
This pervert who plays with slimes, the noble identity of a magician has been confirmed in their hearts!
Although, Xiao An, who knows fireball art, is now a real membrane, phew, magician.
Xiao An walked to the bakery like a wooden man, with an indifferent expression, "Hey, hello, I'll come to you to steal something." β
Picking up three steaming loaves of bread, he turned and left the bakery, which was still empty.
Walking to the entrance of the village, Xiao An put on a smile and looked at the river surface of the river, with an urbanization smile, facing the river: "Dengden Dengden, congratulations on the completion of your mission." β
Rippling water on the river: ......
'The success of the theft is determined by not attracting the attention of others and stealing something of value. β
'Don't attract the attention of others' is also highlighted!
The corners of Xiao An's mouth twitched, and he habitually wanted to throw away the things at hand, but when he saw that it was bread, he hesitated and forgot it.
Angry as he nibbled on bread, Xiao An sat down by the river and began to eat lunch, the previous five breads had lasted all night, and he was already hungry.
Behind.
Stare at......
Hundreds of eyes locked on Xiao An's not spacious back, and he could feel it without looking back!
In this situation, how did he steal something?
Think while eating; The duration of the daily mission is one day, and it is a day in the otherworld where you are - although it doesn't feel much different from Earth, it seems that the day can be a little longer.
Only wait for the dead of night to sneak into this small village, and then ......
Hmph, Xiao An showed a familiar smirk on his lips.
Whether it's the girls' little vests or the uncles' big pants, aren't they all things that the demon king has captured?
After eating the bread, Xiao An patted the only clothes on his body and stood up, so to speak, his strong upper body bathed in the sun, and his skin reflected the crystal light.
Many women in the village and a certain village chief's uncle stared more seriously.
"Ahh What a great place! Xiao An deliberately sighed loudly, "It's a pity, I'm going to continue my journey!" When I'm old one day, I'll settle here again! Ha ha! I smiled at the sky with my horizontal knife, and went to leave the liver and gallbladder two Kunlun! β
After chanting the poem, Xiao An walked into the forest with a wooden stick and strode towards the hillside.
When his figure disappeared, the villagers rushed to the entrance of the village and began to cheer and cheer......
Xiao An, who was hiding behind a tree, twitched the corners of his mouth and sighed slightly.
If you become a demon king, you will inevitably be hated...... Those disgusted eyes and disgusted eyes are a little nostalgic......
The wind blew through the canopy, the leaves swayed, and Xiao An leaned his back against the big tree.
After a short time, he went to the lower reaches of the river, grabbed a stick, and prepared to continue practicing basic swordsmanship to increase his combat power.
Xiao An just put on a posture......
"Huh?"
The afterglow of the eye seemed to catch a glimpse of a little light; Xiao An looked up and saw a bright light in the sky, which was falling straight down at him!
Want...... Escape?
Before he had time to think about it, the light had already smashed into the river, smashing up a wave more than two meters high, and the splash hit Xiao An.
Nima, get wet again!
"Who the fuck is throwing things in the sky!" Xiao Ann roared.
Uh, it looks like it fell from the sky...... Could it be those gods?
Xiao An shuddered, and suddenly remembered the pain of being beaten and whipped by the system's general lightning, and gave a thumbs up to the sky.
"God-sama's airdrop material technology is awesome."
Looking down, the clear water of the river had become a little muddy, and in the murky water, a little light managed to catch his attention.
It seems to be a sparkling necklace...... Is it really a gift from God? Artifact? Xiao Anxin suddenly churned all kinds of things, and felt that those gods were actually quite good to him.
Well, there seems to be a line of small print on the surface of the river......
Wait a minute! Spit later!
What the hell is a surprise mission? Is it literal? A task that is triggered out of nowhere?
Brother shouldn't have passed the novice period yet, right? This difficulty...... Looking up, a shadow floated out from behind a cloud directly above, and it seemed to be a huge airship soaring in the sky......
Xiao An's long mouth forgot to close for a while.
Want him to be a novice little demon who hasn't had time to level up and destroy this thing?
The god of the system was hit by the necklace that fell from the sky just now, and his brain was in water...... Oh no, maybe this system is made of paste!
Pit daddy thing.