Chapter 0001 Renting a House
In the scorching summer, the blazing wind sticks to people like glue.
In the season of fire, the sun shines brightly, and the light bakes the earth like a blazing fire.
The women are tall and beautiful in short sleeves.
This fresh combination attracts all the men's attention.
The men whistled and smiled unspokenly.
Ye Xuan, who had been in the barren and impoverished mountains for twenty-two years, looked at the beauties on the street and quickly withdrew his gaze.
These women on the street are not the same as those described in the little yellow book that the old man reads.
Because, the woman on the street can move.
In the mountains, the old man often taught Ye Xuan that if he watched too many women, it was easy to become malnourished.
"I, Ye Xuan, as the future flower of the motherland, must not be poisoned by beauties."
Ye Xuan silently recited the words that the old man had taught him, and his heart calmed down a lot.
The old man was Ye Xuan's master, and he spoke with a northeastern accent. A mouthful of old teeth, like corn kernels.
The whole person is as thin as wood, like a thin monkey, and he especially likes to smoke, especially dry tobacco.
There is often a copper smoking gun pinned to the old man's waist, which is plain, but it is such an old man, but he has a very powerful power, it is simply a pair of fists to fight the world, and a cigarette gun to go in all directions.
"Damn old man, let me go down the mountain to find a woman, and that woman won't give me any characteristics, and just give me two dollars, which is really enough to rent a house?"
Ye Xuan looked at the two one-yuan coins in his hand thoughtfully, and said in confusion.
The only two coins in Ye Xuan's hand were taken out of the stinking trousers with tears in his eyes.
Across the street, there is the villa area.
Looking at the luxurious villa in front of him, which covers an area of more than several acres, Ye Xuan plucked up his courage and boldly rang the doorbell of the villa in front of him.
Ding dong!
Soon, out of the inner hall of the villa came a girl in pajamas.
The girl was young and beautiful, standing in front of Ye Xuan with a cold and arrogant look as if she was empty, her cherry-like mouth was smeared with flaming crimson lipstick, and her eyes were very cold.
At this moment, the girl's gaze was like a blade, sweeping on Ye Xuan's body, and she was looking Ye Xuan up and down.
Similarly, Ye Xuan also looked at the beautiful girl in front of him without fear, and said, "I saw your rental information on the Internet. ”
"Just you?"
The girl smiled coldly, her contemptuous eyes swept across Ye Xuan's body, and her eyes, which were originally a little tired, suddenly flashed a few rays of light.
She stared at Ye Xuan, on Ye Xuan's feet, wearing a pair of flip-flops from the stalls, the black oil stain of the jeans on the lower body was shiny, and the upper body was wearing a T-shirt for five yuan.
This kind of person is also worthy of sharing a house with her?
This guy really has the face to ask.
What a brazen person!
"What's wrong? Can't I? ”
In just a second, Ye Xuan looked the girl up and down, and the girl's surroundings were even more knowledgeable.
In his heart, Ye Xuan kept sighing, "Now the girl's development is so good."
This girl looks like she is twenty years old, and all the places where she should be developing are developed, and she is still developing very well.
Ye Xuan smiled evilly in his heart, but on the surface, he only showed a faint smile, as if he was a decent gentleman.
"This is the villa area. Do you know how much it costs to rent? ”
The hot wind blew, and the girl gently stroked her long shawl hair, sneered a few times, and questioned.
The girl's name is Tang Xiaorou, and this villa was bought especially for her by her parents so that she can be closer to the school.
But Tang Xiaorou felt that living alone was too boring, and the nanny and security guard were too boring, so she thought of the idea of renting a house, hoping to make the villa more lively.
Who knows, just after posting a message on the Internet, it was ...... I don't know where the guy came out of the ravine and saw it.
The most important thing is that this guy really dares to come to the door to ask.
You must know that the location of this villa is the Bund District of Jiangbei City, and the house here costs more than 100,000 yuan per square meter!
The guy who is dressed like this, stalling all over the place, is actually embarrassed to open his mouth to rent a house here?
Please, uncle, did you look in the mirror before you came?
Do you know what it means to be cheeky?
In an instant, these words floated through Tang Xiaorou's mind.
But she has excellent literacy, so she held these words into her heart, and chose to talk calmly about the philosophy of 'money' with the poor guy in front of her!
"Before going down the mountain, the master told me that the house in Jiangbei City can be rented for two yuan." Ye Xuan was puzzled, shook his head, and said, "Isn't that the case?" ”
Ye Xuan, who has lived in the mountains since he was a child, doesn't have much concept of money.
Except for going out on missions a few times a month, Ye Xuan has very little contact with the outside world.
Moreover, even if he went on a mission, Ye Xuan only went to some relatively remote areas.
For example, Bermuda, the Golden Triangle.
In these places, money ...... Far less valuable than force.
Therefore, for Ye Xuan, who has an explosive force value, it is normal to lack the concept of money.
"Two bucks...... Uncle, are you sure you're not here to be funny? If you want to rent a house here for a month, the minimum is 5,000 yuan. ”
Tang Xiaorou almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood, looked at the poor boy in front of her, and said coldly.
"Five thousand? I remember, every time I went on a mission, it seemed like I had 10 million or 20 million dollars. This time, I only brought two yuan, because the old man told me that I didn't need money to go out, and that two yuan for renting a house was enough, and if I was short of money, I just grabbed someone else's. ”
Ye Xuan muttered softly, the two coins in his hand that were clenched seemed to be really useless.
"Okay, let's leave without renting a house. Eyesore! ”
Tang Xiaorou couldn't help but rub her temples, she was played with by such a mountain boy early in the morning, Tang Xiaorou was in a very bad mood.
This guy is absolutely brain-dead and mentally retarded, and he is probably still a psychopath.
"Huh."
Ye Xuan smiled bitterly, turned around, pulled the dilapidated suitcase behind him, and left the gate of the villa.
Just as Ye Xuan was about to leave, a powerful and piercing engine roar came from not far away.
In that dusty moment.
A blood-red car, the body is streamlined like a blade, sharp, a jumping horse is inlaid on the front cover, the whole car looks very luxurious, with a sudden braking attitude, stopped in front of Ye Xuan.
Ferrari!
"Xiaorou, today is your birthday, I'm here to send you flowers."
Ferrari's scissor doors open.
A handsome man in a suit, leather shoes, shiny leather shoes, combing oblique bangs, tuxedo-hair, wearing a pair of gold-rimmed glasses, and holding a bouquet of ninety-nine roses in his hand, stood in front of the villa and shouted: "Xiaorou, can you be my girlfriend?" ”
"Chen Hai, I already have a boyfriend. I advise you that it is better to die to me. ”
Tang Xiaorou changed her pretentious appearance, her face suddenly became cold, and she said coldly.
"Xiaorou, stop kidding. I've inquired a long time ago, you don't have a boyfriend at all, and you haven't been in a relationship once, even in high school. ”
Chen Hai pushed the frame of his glasses with his index finger, looking like an intellectual, no, a well-dressed beast, he looked at Tang Xiaorou with half-squinted eyes, and said with a dark smile: "Don't lie to me." ”
Immediately, Chen Hai glanced at Ye Xuan coldly, and said in a low voice: "Don't tell me, you, Tulou Bi, are Xiao Rou's boyfriend?" ”
"Forehead ......"
Ye Xuan shook his head helplessly.
I was about to defend myself, but before he could speak, the door of the villa opened.
Tang Xiaorou smiled and threw herself into Ye Xuan's arms, a pair of white jade hands gently slapped on Ye Xuan's chest, completely looking like she was coquettish to her boyfriend.
"As the future flower of the motherland, it is a fool not to take advantage of it."
Ye Xuan, in line with the essence of lust, let Tang Xiaorou cling tightly to his chest.
It's so soft!
Tang Xiaorou snorted angrily, but she was not angry, so she had to endure it in order to make Chen Hai angry.
"What are you?"
Chen Hai stared at Ye Xuan angrily and roared angrily, his eyes slammed at Ye Xuan's body, and the roses in his hands were directly slapped to the ground by him.
Damn, this kind of guy who is full of stalls is also worthy of robbing women with him Chen Hai.
annoyed Lao Tzu and killed this dog.
"Hehe, as the future flower of the motherland, I have always adhered to the fine tradition of stressing civilized etiquette, establishing a new style of morality, and not doing it if I can do it, and not leaving a living mouth if I can do it. You say, you just scolded me, didn't you force me to beat you? ”
Ye Xuan smiled coldly, did two steps in three steps, stepped forward, directly grabbed Chen Hai's hair, pressed Chen Hai's head, pressed down hard, and then his knee jerked upward, only to hear the sound of 'snap', Chen Hai's nose bridge was directly broken.
"You fucking dare to beat me, Lao Tzu will kill you."
Chen Hai's eyes were blood-red, the gold-wire glasses frame was broken from the middle, the bridge of his nose was broken, and the nostrils were bleeding nonstop, he tore Ye Xuan's body with both hands, cursing Ye Xuan like crazy.
"It seems that I have to teach you how to be a qualified Huaxia person."
Ye Xuan grabbed Tang Xiaorou with his left hand, and with his right hand against his palm, he slammed it upwards and slapped it Chen Hai's right cheek.
With a snap, Chen Hai's whole person flew out three or four meters sideways, fell to the ground, and his bones kept clicking.
"I don't care who you are, but please remember that where there is me in the future, you'd better not show up. Otherwise...... I don't mind beating you up again. ”
Ye Xuan sneered, calmly looked at Chen Hai who fell to the ground, and said with a smile, while his hand squeezed Tang Xiaorou's body fiercely.
"Fuck off!"
Tang Xiaorou was angry and shouted, "Do you know who the person you just beat is? ”
"I don't know."
Ye Xuan shook his head and asked, "Is he very powerful?" ”
"His name is Chen Hai, the son of Chen Zhizhi, the boss of the Eastern District, a black-and-white all-you-can-eat character, do you say it's powerful?"
Tang Xiaorou frowned, staring at the indifferent and unscared man in front of her, and couldn't help but squint.
This guy is not afraid of the boss of the East District, Chen Career.
"Oh, will this affect my rent?" Ye Xuan scratched his head and wondered.
“……”
Tang Xiaorou felt embarrassed, is this guy a primitive person?
He just beat the son of the boss of the Eastern District of Jiangbei City, and with the identity of the other party, it is enough for him to not survive in Jiangbei City.
But he's just worried about whether he can rent a house, is this guy short-circuited in his brain? Didn't realize the magnitude of the problem at all.
"This thing started because of me, if you just live, you can live with me for a while."
Tang Xiaorou was helpless, beckoned, and continued: "That guy Chen Hai has always been retribution, if you stay with me, Chen Hai may not dare to do anything hurtful, but if you leave here, I don't dare to guarantee it." You pay more attention to safety! ”