"Hey! Second aunt? I'm Xiaoyang. I'll tell you! The end of the world is coming soon. Hurry up and buy some essential supplies, and then buy some fast food, otherwise you won't be able to buy it in a few days! What? Let me rest more? I slept well. What? You're going to pick up the kids? Hey, hey? ”

Since believing Li Youdao's words, Dongyang couldn't sit still at all. In the course of an hour, he made forty-seven phone calls to his parents, relatives and friends, but to no avail, except for his parents who promised him to buy some rice, everyone else was persuading Dongyang to drink more water and rest. I also want to introduce him to a girlfriend at the end of the month, so that he can get on the right track as soon as possible. You can't keep hanging out outside.

Li Youdao watched Dongyang tossing and turning there, a little unbearable. After all, this child is kind-hearted, and he doesn't want his relatives and friends to be hurt. So I decided to help him come up with an idea: "It's useless for you to do this, you might as well tell them, you suddenly met a pregnant boyfriend, and you plan to meet with everyone, and then make an appointment before the incident." It's a bit more feasible......"

“…… Makes sense! Dongyang was a little shocked, why didn't he think of it! Wouldn't it be nice to find an excuse to fool around! When disaster strikes, take them to a safe place by yourself, isn't that it! Sure enough, there is a Taoist brother!

"Also, you should learn from Tian Duoduo now, look at what people are doing!" Tian Duoduo suddenly opened his mind since he saw the tree hole that was penetrated by Li Youdao! It's time for battle! So he prepared five machetes alone! There are also various switchblades, flails, nunchucks, and two heart goggles from the scrap yard! With this equipment, Li Youdao was stunned when he saw it! And that's not all, now this grandson is battling with an old abandoned sofa, and he has to remove the leather from it and make himself a leather armor!

Talent! Absolute talent! However, Li Youdao decided to continue to develop Tian Duoduo to see what else he could come up with: "I said Duoduo, your head is too big, and the leather of the sofa is enough for you to make a hurdle vest at most." You're a little short of material!"

Tian Duoduo, who got the advice, seemed to be aware of this, he took the removed leather and compared his figure, and found that it was really not enough. Tian Duoduo, who felt that it was difficult to do, looked around blankly while being entangled. However, when he saw the new sofa under Li Youdao's buttocks, he did laugh brightly.

Before he could speak, Li Youdao hurriedly covered the sofa with both hands to stop Tian Duoduo's upcoming atrocities: "Let me tell you, this new one has just been bought, you can dismantle the old one, but not the new one!" ”

And at this time, Dongyang seemed to have thought of something, licked his face and leaned over and said: "That Brother Youdao, you said that this is about to end the world, should I also prepare." But look at my little brother, if I fight, I will definitely be the first to hit the street! Or I'm going to order a child carrier, and you can hang me up. Don't worry, I promise not to pee. ”

"Hehe, isn't that just the back of the mountain?" In society, my brother Tian, people don't talk much!

Dongyang is now more and more annoyed with this grandson, and he doesn't feel the distress of the disadvantaged at all. "Normal people talk, how can you interject. Make your tank top pants go! ”

"That Brother Dao, this is really something to consider, you see that I am as light as a swallow! It doesn't add any burden to you at all, and I'm behind me, I can help you close the enemy's formation, and I can also help you make a sneak attack at a critical moment. Saying that, Dongyang was about to unbutton it. This must let Brother Youdao see clearly how many catties and taels he has!

At this time, Li Youdao felt that he was Sun Wukong, and the annoying Tang Seng was "buzzing" by his side...... Buzz". Just when Li Youdao decided to use the rags that Tian Duoduo removed to end Dongyang's shameful life.

The phone rang with the words "Lights waiting for boarding, lights waiting for boarding". casually pushed Dongyang's body aside, picked up the mobile phone and connected the phone: "Hey, oh express, yes, at home, okay!" "Kick away Dongyang, who pretended to fall next to him, but kept groping with his thighs." I'm going to pick up a courier. You two be honest. ”

Watching Li Youdao walk out of the senior activity center, Dongyang stood up stupidly and walked to Tian Duoduo's side: "Duoduo, Duoduo." I'll tell you! There's something missing from the back of your vest. You should add two harnesses here and a briefs pocket here. yes, that's it, huh...... It's better to get two pedals. I'm going to dismantle Lao Zhangtou's wheelchair. ”

A few minutes later, when Li Youdao came back with the package, he saw a strange scene. The Tianzun of the last hundred years thinks that he is well-informed, but at this time, he has to exclaim: "What a ghost!" ”

I saw Tian Duoduo holding a machete in one hand at this time. There are two heart goggles on the chest, one on the left and one on the right. The waist is full of various controlled knives. But this is nothing, just behind him, Dongyang is like a big horse monkey, hanging on the leather strip on Tian Duoduo's body, and he also holds two machetes in his hands!

The two people who were entangled with each other were still coordinating each other's movements: "Alas, don't keep shaking, your amplitude is too big, and I'm easy to fall." Stop, stop, can you not raise your hand so high when you swing the knife, the tip of your knife almost pierced me! Good, yes! That's it, a slow motion with the left hand and the right hand, very good! ”

Swallowing a mouthful of saliva, Li Youdao felt that if this was not a brother he had known since childhood, he would really turn around and leave. It's scary!

"You two are really not suitable, so don't be together." As he spoke, he put the courier on the table: "This is the equipment for the two of you." When the time comes, you will follow me, and there will be no danger. After speaking, Li Youdao lay down on the sofa, but fortunately the two of them didn't dismantle their new sofa. If the sofa is dismantled, then I will have to sit on the floor.

Seeing Dongyang stepping on two pedals and standing firmly on the ground, Li Youdao felt a little inexplicably familiar. But I couldn't remember it for a while.

"Brother Dao, I knew you wouldn't forget your brother, don't say anything, don't treat me as a human being tonight!" Dongyang was excited. There has to be a Taoist brother, and there is a way! This express delivery should be ordered a day in advance at the earliest. It's been thought about for a long time! No brothers, no slashes! However, when he opened the package and picked up the palm-long wooden sword, he was stunned, and looked at the invoice at hand, the unit price of the peach wood sword was 7.5 yuan, the quantity was 3, and the total was 22.5 yuan.