"Storm buckle! If someone has no ball bag for me, Lao Tzu will turn around and be an empty catch! ”

"Hahahahaha......"

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As soon as the picture-in-picture stunt was given, Gu Yu's words in front of the media camera were played over and over again.

"Hahahaha...... 'turning back is an empty catch', hahahaha...... It's so funny, the hairstyle brother is so funny! ”

On the side, the guests in the studio were already laughing and couldn't take care of themselves, and some even raised their hands and made an extremely embarrassing dunk gesture, and then knocked on the table vigorously.

"Ahem, that ......"

The host was also holding back a smile, and after coughing, he held back a smile and said: "According to the rookie physical test data of the previous Chicago training camp, that is, the results of the only physical fitness test that the hairstyle brother participated in before he was selected, we asked professionals to make a simulation video to simulate the scene of the hairstyle brother's empty buckle." ”

"Oh......??"

Next to the host, the famous substitute commentator who was still pounding the table just now - Mike Tirek paused, raised his head to look at the screen in front of him, and said with a classic raised eyebrows: "Brother hairstyle's empty button?" Are you sure your data is not wrong? Still is...... Is it a kindergarten basket? Hahaha......"

Mike Tirek has always been known for his spicy words, and he has worked in ESPN for many years, but for various reasons, he has never been able to become a commentator for major events, and always substitutes for other commentators when they can't come due to special circumstances, so he has earned the title of "Top Shift Man".

This top man also did everything he could in order to get to the top. The narrator's unconventional style in the early stages of his career continued for years, and Tirek found that this style made him unrecognizable at all.

Above his head is a commentary Hall of Fame-level McBlin, a classic "BANG! "Familiar to countless fans, Tirek can't turn over at all. But even the players and coaches who entered the TV station later than him were all hotter than him, and he couldn't stand it!

Van Gundy Jr. has a humorous style and is almost encyclopedic in terms of tactical interpretation. Mark Jackson reacts super quickly, has a neutral point of view, and does a pretty good job of being a good old man. Not to mention Hubby Brown, there are almost no shortcomings in tactics, player information, game observation and control, etc., which is deeply loved by fans.

Whether it is a professional commentator, a former coach, or an athlete, it seems that as long as the person who is commentating the game on ESPN, each of them is more popular than Tirek. In his heart, Tirek was indignant about this.

In order to attract fans, Tirek made the same choice as many people who want to be popular and crazy:

The sword goes sideways.

"Surely you've all seen this year's rookie physical test data, right?"

After a sarcastic sentence, Tirek found that the host and guests around him seemed to be a little embarrassed, and he didn't take his jokes very seriously, and said with a slight tone: "I just have a copy of the physical test data of the King's hairstyle brother, and I will share it with you." ”

As he spoke, a picture of Gu Yu's shooting action appeared on the side of the screen, with a series of data.

"The hairstylist brother is 6 feet 5 inches tall barefoot, a little more than 6 feet 6 (198 cm) in shoes, and weighs less than 180 pounds (160 pounds), and my Labrador is heavier than him!"

Tirek, who insisted on his pungent style, spoke mercilessly, and mocked unscrupulously: "The arm span is less than 6 feet 7 (201 cm), which is passable, and the standing touch height is 8 feet 4 (252 cm), as a shooter, well...... It's not far away! ”

In addition, in terms of Gu Yu's static physical measurement data, body fat percentage, hand length, hand width and other information are quite decent, there is nothing particularly amazing, and there are no obvious shortcomings. The only problem is that he is too thin, among the rookies participating in this year's election, only the former American high school scorer and "strong brother" Qiang-Shayer who finally lost the selection have worse data than Gu Yu, and the other players basically have some strengths.

And when it comes to dynamic data......

"The hairstyle brother is too miserable!"

When the data switched to dynamic measurement, Tirek smiled even more happily, and said with a teasing face: "20 inches (50 cm) of vertical bouncing on the spot? Not bad, same as me. Maximum vertical bounce 24 inches (61 cm)? Amazing, worse than me! I can't do a single 185-pound bench press, hahaha I'm better than an NBA player! Do you believe it?? ”

Accompanied by Tirek's unscrupulous ridicule, Gu Yu's miserable physical test data was once again exposed to fans all over the United States and even the world.

At that time, when the draft was over and Gu Yu was selected, a reporter picked up this physical test data, and it was also smiling and generous for a while, which made people wonder if Gu Yu was selected because he saved the galaxy in his previous life.

However, this trend gradually dissipated as Gu Yu's performance got better and better. People have seen Gu Yu's wonderful performance and know that physical problems do not mean that Gu Yu's scoring ability is not good. In the United States, the strong are respected, and people identify with and only identify with the strong, it's as simple as that.

However, now, Gu Yu's own sentence "turning back is an empty connection" made a guy with ulterior motives like Tirek grasp the truth.

"Bottom line switchback, 12.83 seconds, amazing result! This guy must be an interior hegemon, a heavy center, right? It's on par with Yao's data! ”

Tirek became more and more energetic, dancing with his hands and eyebrows: "3.81 seconds in 3/4 sprints, do you know what that means? It means that the hairstyle brother is the slowest sprint speed among all the rookie players who have participated in the physical test this year, and there is no one! ”

"Gu ...... Are you so slow?? ”

Sitting in the rental house that Xiao Yu helped rent, Gu Yu clasped his hands around his chest, frowned, tilted his head and looked at the TV screen without saying a word.

Beside him, Cousins sat next to Gu Yu, looked at the data on the screen, and then looked at Gu Yu beside him, puzzled: "When you were on the field, I didn't think you were so slow!" ”

"Because my sense of movement is okay."

Gu Yu said with a rare calmness: "My physical fitness has always been bad, among professional players, not to mention the NBA, even in the CBA league in my motherland, my body is also the worst." I'm well aware of this, so I spent quite a bit of time studying the footage of the game and working on the running technique. ”

Is there such a thing......?

Cousins scratched his head and recalled.

When Gu Yu was running, his grasp of the offensive route and his ability to interpret the opponent's defense were indeed more than one level better than most rookie players.

"I don't look slow on the pitch because my brain is spinning when I'm running."

Gu Yu pointed to his head and said: "I'm looking at the opponent's defensive line, looking for gaps, every time you cover me and I go around, you choose the best route." If I didn't have this awareness, I know that I wouldn't be able to get through this league for even a day. ”

"Gu! Where do I put these tapes?? ”

Not far away, Evans' shout sounded, holding a large box of dusty videotapes in his hand, and looking back at Gu Yu.

"Let it go...... Put it on this cabinet! My son has worked hard! Gu Yu replied.

"Get out!" Evans scolded, but put things away anyway.

On this day, Gu Yutuo's parents in his hometown sent some of his things in China, and after Cousins and Evans heard about it, they took the initiative to help Gu Yu clean up.

Videotape......?

Cousins took a few steps forward, helped Evans share some of the burden, and looked down.

It doesn't matter if you don't look at it, Cousins was stunned on the spot.

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Success is also less powerful, and defeat is also less powerful......