Chapter 165: Heaven and Earth!

"Oh~~" "Ah~~" "Kimojii~"

In a large sword massage parlor located in the shop area of the plane mall, strange sounds kept ringing out.

In a room, two girls were lying on the bed, one of them was naturally Mikoto Misaka, and the other was of course Kuroko Shirai, and Mikoto Misaka was depressed at this time.

The consumption of this massage parlor was made by her, and she was indeed too impulsive before, obviously she didn't know this place, but she was enthusiastic and hands-on, and almost affected the little sisters.

However, what really made Mikoto Misaka depressed and puzzled was that the service of this massage parlor was obviously very amateurish, and the technician's technique was very rusty, at least she thought so, she didn't feel the pleasure of the technician's massage at all..... But on the other hand, Shirai Kuroko next to him, why is there an expression of enjoyment, that look, as if he is experiencing the most wonderful thing in his life.

It's weird!

Mikoto Misaka lay her head on the pillow, turned her eyes sideways to look at Kuroko Shirai, her face was flushed, and there was an excited hiss from time to time in the depths of her throat, every time the technician changed her technique, she was even stimulated by the sudden feeling to straighten her hands and feet, and then her whole body went soft, she let out a long sigh of relief, with a confused smile, and occasionally looked into Mikoto Misaka's eyes, and her eyes flowed.

The most strange thing for Mikoto Misaka is that the room she is in now is obviously not hot at all, the temperature is very suitable, and even because of the air conditioning, it is a little cold.

But why, from the beginning of the technician's service to the present, Shirai Kuroko has changed three mattresses and five yukata because of sweating!

Is it so hot?

What Mikoto Misaka didn't see was that behind her, the technician who served her had a frustrated look on his face, as if his belief in life had been shattered.

"Strange, why didn't this guest react at all?" The technician muttered softly with a blank face, she raised her right hand and looked, there were several arcs of electricity between her fingers, and her brows suddenly furrowed even tighter, "My ability is obviously not a problem?" Don't? ”

The technician looked at Mikoto Misaka with a solemn face, and couldn't help but turn her head to look at another technician next to her, only to see the other party nodding at her, and she finally made up her mind.

He took out the communicator and pressed a yellow button on it, which was marked by a lightning bolt if anyone was around.

If you look closely, the shape of this logo is exactly the same as Pikachu's tail!

"Is it finally time like this again? The trump card of the massage parlor, the strongest technician in history! The technician whispered, as a professional technician, it is not allowed to disturb the guests, so she talked to herself very softly, but apparently she ignored one point, Mikoto Misaka was bored at this time, and when she first talked to herself, Mikoto Misaka vaguely heard something.

Mikoto Misaka couldn't help nodding, although this place is full of weirdness, but this massage parlor still looks very professional, when a technician's service is not up to par, he actually changes the technician for free, and dispatches the ace to serve her!

Mikoto Misaka pressed the decision, even the next trump card can't make her feel the slightest, but with Shirai Kuroko's cool expression as if she is about to ascend to heaven, she will definitely come back in the future!

After all, this massage parlor is not only thoughtful in service, but also has a trendy name, a big sword, and at a glance, you can know that it is for their young people.

On the other side, the gods, demons, and beasts who were free by Mo Wujian on vacation were wandering around the plane mall, among them, Pikachu, who had become Misaka Lori's form, suddenly turned his small hand, and a communicator appeared in his palm, and on the LCD screen of the communicator, there was a yellow exclamation mark in capital letters.

A huge head of a small house that seemed to be dark blue stretched out next to Pikachu, and the lantern looked like ice blue, and his eyes flashed with thick doubt, "Brother Pi, who are you?" ”

Frost Dragon!

Just before when Mo Wujian was on vacation, the Frost Dragon noticed that there was an extra Lori in the team, but Pikachu was missing, and the dragon's wisdom made it realize the key to the matter in an instant!

This Lori is Pikachu!

It was shocked!

Pikachu suddenly gained the ability to transform into a human without knowing it!

How could it not be shocked?!

Especially when it learns that Pikachu was forced to transform into a human, not voluntarily!

It's been planning all along, to turn her sister into a human, and then to work as a secretary for the lord of the castle!

It's a pity that his sister is really not enlightened enough, no matter how he persuades him, even if he is a saint-level dragon and has the ability to transform into a human, his sister has always maintained the body of a dragon, because the body of a dragon is the most powerful form of the dragon clan, and sleeping in a cave can improve his strength.

But only it knows that the body of the dragon is only powerful on the surface, but its actual potential is far inferior to the human body, and only the human body can comprehend the Great Dao of Heaven and Earth!

For his sister's bad character, he didn't think much of it before, but it used to do more than his sister.

But since entering the Plane Mall, it has changed its ways, and it knows that its sister really shouldn't be!

As a qualified dragon, you must have an unreserved affinity for humans, otherwise you don't know how to die!

There are countless dragon slaying warriors in this world, a generation of emperors is dictatorial for eternity, a slashing knife slaughters the gods and Buddhas of the heavens, and a red police base covers the world, and the dragon clan has no advantage in front of these people!

It's not even as good as ordinary people, who dares to guarantee that a group of ordinary people won't pop up a Tai Chi Divine Fist?

It can even imagine that in the future, if its sister does not change her opinion of humans, she will definitely end up miserable, either being made into dragon scale armor or being crushed under her as a mount.

As an older brother, he is very worried about his sister's future!

Now's your chance!

The Frost Dragon felt that as long as it curryed favor with Pikachu and revealed the secret of the other party's forced transformation into a human from the other party's mouth, then it must have a way to forcibly turn its sister into a human!

With their frost dragon physique, once they transform into humans, they will definitely be the classic iceberg beauty type when the time comes!

This is the perfect type of secretary!

"Alas~" Pikachu shook his head and sighed, "There used to be a job in front of me, but I sternly refused because of image problems, but..."But at the beginning, it was really depressed, and reluctantly agreed to become a guest of that massage parlor, and only made a move at a critical moment.

In the second half of the sentence, Pikachu was embarrassed to say, after all, the image of the leather god is very important.

The Frost Dragon tilted its head, not knowing how many circumstances Pikachu's appearance of wanting to speak was a few cases, but he still flattered, "The identity of the skin god is so noble, and the image issue is naturally extremely important!" ”

Pikachu glanced at the other party and sighed again, "I'm going to work, don't come with me!" ”

"Huh?" The frost dragon was dumbfounded, if he didn't follow, how could he get the secret of transformation from the other party's mouth?

But I saw a flash of lightning, and Pikachu's figure disappeared directly.

This speed is incredibly fast, I'm afraid that only the legendary Flying Thunder God Technique can dare to say that it is stable!

On the other side,

Where to take off and what is gay was already weak and paralyzed on the ground, not moving, his body twitched a few times from time to time, his tongue was exposed, the corners of his mouth were drooling, his eyes were rolling, and when the people passing by nearby approached, they couldn't help but cover their mouths and noses, and glanced at the two people with a disgusted look of sweat, and left in a hurry.

It's as if there's a very weird, unacceptable smell here.

Uchiha Sasuke had a cold stinky face, as if he was remembering, but his grim eyes stared coldly at the two people lying on the ground.

Logically speaking, the strong electric current should be able to electrify the clothes of these two people into charcoal, but the fact is the opposite, everyone who has gone to junior high school physicalization knows that a paper cup filled with water will not be burned through even if it is placed on the flame to burn, the same reason, where to take off and what is gay sweating profusely, clothes have long been wet, therefore, except for the bursts of heat wrapped in a strange smell, their clothes are not completely damaged, especially the pants, the part above the knee is intact!

From here, it can be seen that the importance of learning junior high school physicalization well, why are the key parts not damaged after those hot-blooded anime characters have experienced a series of fierce battles?

Obviously, because of the fierce battles, they were sweating profusely, and the sweat soaked their clothes, which greatly improved the fire resistance, lightning resistance, and tenacity of the clothes!

The more critical the part, the easier it is to sweat and get wet with sweat earlier, which means that the fabric in the key part will improve the performance earlier!

Especially those girls, because girls are naturally weaker than boys, so they tend to sweat more easily than boys, so their clothes are less likely to be damaged than boys' clothes!

As for the plots that break clothes at every turn, it can only be said that the plots that appear are not hot-blooded anime at all, the heroines in them are strong, the qi is long, and it is difficult for them to sweat in ordinary battles, and therefore, the so-called fierce battles of their strong strength are not bloody battles at all!

Therefore, those seemingly unreasonable plots in hot-blooded anime can be explained as long as you learn physicalization, and the fabric of key parts can indeed withstand high-intensity fierce battles without being damaged.

Lying on the ground, where to take off and what is gay has long lost consciousness, and now the body is just unconsciously twitching there, especially the abdomen, because he directly suffered from the attack of Sasuke Uchiha, so the twitching symptoms of the lower abdominal muscles are the most serious, and waves of sweat not only soak the pants and clothes, but even overflow outward!

A disgusting fishy smell emanated, making women passing by can't help but scold a stinky man!

"Sasuke, that's enough!" Naruto Uzumaki couldn't stand it anymore, and said with a frown, no matter how it was, they were once companions, even if the other party had bad intentions, but the experience of that relationship could not be faked!

"Hmph~" Sasuke Uchiha snorted coldly, "Let's go, Naruto (Na*****)!" ”

The two men left, leaving only two miserable and helpless figures on the ground.

However, there are still many good people in the world.

Gongsun Bai and the others, who had been taking strong onlookers not far away, were full of emotion at the same time, Gongsun Bai and Tang Qingfeng walked up.

Fujiwara Takumi and the others, who had been tailing, did not move, in fact, they simply wanted to follow Gongsun Bai and the others, in the final analysis, Takumi drove Wuling Hongguang on the road surface of the plane mall overloaded and soared, and the average daily average was less than a hundred value points at most, and he was really reluctant to buy Kun fighters, and he couldn't afford them at all, unless he borrowed money from the great ancient tyrants!

He actually wants to buy the Boundless King even more!

It's just that Gongsun Bai forced it too hard and swept away the inventory of the Unbounded King store, which forced him to consider other commodities, although the Kun fighter is good, it is too expensive.

The most ideal situation is that Gongsun Bai will no longer sweep away the inventory of Kun fighters, so that he can slowly save money to buy Kun fighters!

"It's so pitiful~" Gongsun Bai shook his head and sighed, "These two people have offended the characters they can't afford to offend, and I'm afraid it will be very difficult in this noodle mall in the future~"

Tang Qingfeng was a little shocked, "Gongsun, didn't you say that the Plane Mall is very safe?" Moreover, the plane mall obviously can't be a real person PK, why are these two people.... Will it be beaten like this? ”

"You don't understand that, do you?" Gongsun Bai smiled, "I know an old village chief who raised his foot and kicked people when he didn't agree with him, but was he ever caught by the chengguan?" No! You know why? ”

"Why?" Tang Qingfeng was shocked, the old village chief? Now the old village chief has reached this point?!

"There are policies above, and there are countermeasures below!" Gongsun Bai talked eloquently, "You can't be a real person, but you can give people a BUFF!" Do you understand BUFF? ON BUFF! My supreme heart method Yunqi Pine is a kind of BUFF! This is a buff state, and it's a harmless thing, so it can't be counted as a real-life PK attack at all, and it can even be said to be a free public service! ”

"I see!" Tang Qingfeng suddenly realized, "As long as you give someone a buff, you can beat the other party by the way, but you avoid the rules that prohibit real people PK, wonderful, wonderful!" ”

Looking at the two people who were paralyzed on the ground and twitching from time to time, Tang Qingfeng was shocked, "Tang is clumsy, I don't know what kind of BUFF this is, it can make people miserable?!" ”

"Heaven and earth!" Gongsun Bai Xue said, "The popular scientific name of this BUFF is heaven and earth, taking the meaning of one day in heaven and one year in the world!" The highest level of this buff is that in just twelve hours, people can experience the secrets of the five aggregates that can only be experienced by heavenly immortals! This is not only a blessing for us mortals, but also a great test for us mortals! ”

"Okay, what a heaven and earth!" Tang Qingfen exclaimed, and the allusion of one day in heaven and one year on earth instantly appeared in his mind, "The words are really accurate, and the artistic conception is far-reaching!" ”

"And what about these two?" After admiring, Tang Qingfeng pointed to the two people on the ground and said, his tone couldn't help but be a little worried, "I see that those two teenagers are extraordinary, faintly have the demeanor of the reincarnation of heaven and man, these two people have offended them, if we interfere, I'm afraid it will annoy those two teenagers~"

"Hey~" Gongsun Bai Man said indifferently, "Why is this Sword Immortal afraid?" I only need a cloud pine, and heaven and man can also break it! ”

"That?" When Tang Qingfeng heard this, he remembered the picture of Gongsun Bai resisting the thunder some time ago, the rolling thunder was really terrifying, he just watched from the sidelines, and he felt like a catastrophe was coming, but Gongsun Bai carried it hard, and by the way, he also saved the life of his younger brother Tang San, I have to say that Gongsun Bai's Yunqi Song is really the first kendo heart in the world!

Gongsun Bai entered the Plane Mall very early, and his strength is unfathomable!

Tang Qingfeng had no doubt that even a hundred Gongzi Yu combined might not be able to stop Gongsun Bai's last peerless sword!

That sword was not even in a complete state, it was just a temporary cramming and cooperating with the ignorant Tang San!

"In my opinion, these two people are also people who value love and righteousness, and they are really talents that can be created!" Gongsun Bai said with a smile, "Besides, what we want to do is really a big deal, how can there be no principal in the rear?" In this way, the problem of shortage of manpower has to be considered, so we will accept these two people as an errand boy, and instead of us going back and forth between the world and the mall! ”

"Brother Gongsun's love for talent, Tang admires!" Tang Qingfeng clenched his fists and said.

Not far away, Tuohai and his party watched Gongsun Bai and Tang Qingfeng leave with where to take off and what is gay, and they didn't step forward to stop them, and they didn't need to step forward to stop them.

Their purpose is nothing more than to determine one thing, and they only need to determine one thing.

Now that this matter has been decided, everything else needs to be done, just turn away.