Chapter 248: Moe God

"Who are you?" The giant spirit god looked at the black and white fat bear in front of him and looked a little cute, and asked sharply.

Except for the golden retriever monkey who claimed to be the Monkey King in the Huaguo Mountain Water Curtain Cave before the 169,523,491st Divine Kingdom Era, no one dared to take the two Xuanhua plate axes of the Giant Spirit God for a long time.

"This big brother, am I not the dormitory administrator of this student dormitory? If you just do it, if you chop it down with an axe, the whole dormitory building will be gone, and I won't be unemployed? Look at this heavenly palace, there is no zoo for me to sell cute, what can I do, I am also desperate. So it would be nice if you could please take back your axe and clean up this disobedient student in a gentler way, such as using words and the like. Isn't it time to pay attention to quality education and people-oriented? This little classmate seems to be very easy to talk to, why don't we find a place to have a cup of tea and invite two foot rubbing maids, change a comfortable environment to talk about this matter again, good for you, good for me, good for everyone. Panda, the dormitory administrator, said with a smile.

The giant spirit god glanced at the panda coldly, obviously not taking this panda in his eyes, and said, "This is the Heavenly Palace!" Where do you think this is? Why do you think I'm going to sell you face in this place? You can't help but think of yourself as a garlic! I can tell you, even if I dismantled you to eight pieces, razed this dormitory building to the ground, dug a hole in the ground by the way, and buried you all in it, you garbage would not be in a position to say anything more to me, you understand? If you know each other, get out of the way, don't make me really angry! If I'm really angry, I'm going to really dismantle you, and then really raze this dormitory building to the ground, and finally I'm going to really dig a big hole in the ground, and then bury all of you in it, don't believe it, I really did this kind of thing, don't believe it, you can stop me again! I can't kill you! ”

The fur on the panda housekeeper's body trembled, and said, "Brother Giant Spirit God, please do it, I really can't afford to lose this job." I have an eighty-twenty-five thousand nine hundred and thirty-three-year-old mother and a child of one hundred eighty-seven thousand five hundred and thirty-one, and the whole family is counting on me to support myself with this job. What flavor do you like? Is it a refreshing apple flavor? Or a hint of sweet strawberry? Or is it the pure milk smell of first love? I will burn whatever incense you like, and I will ensure that it will burn until you are satisfied, can you see it? ”

The giant spirit god swallowed, but still said with a firm expression: "I don't need your incense!" I don't like the refreshing apple flavor, the strawberry flavor with a hint of sweetness, the pure milk flavor of first love, or the natural vanilla flavor, I prefer the refreshing summer flavor of Yagami! But even if you find a refreshing summer flavor of Yagami, I won't accept it.,I'm punishing the niece of the aunt next door who bullied my grandson.,The sister-in-law's seventh uncle.The son of the old man's childhood pen pal.,If you dare to stop me again.,It's blocking Tianwei.。 I can tell you, the sky is unpredictable, you don't just want to be a moth to a fire! ”

The giant spirit god saw that the panda housekeeper still didn't dare to get out of the way, and immediately became angry, and then pounced on the panda housekeeper, shouting while pounced, and said: "I told you to dare to stop me, see the Xuanhua board axe in my hand smash your chest." ”

Gao Huan saw that the panda housekeeper was being attacked in order to protect himself, and he was anxious to help, but he didn't want to be at this time, the panda's body suddenly became bigger, and it became as big as the giant spirit god.

The black bear paw not only received the board axe attack of the giant spirit god, but also slapped a bear paw on the face of the giant spirit god with his backhand, and said: "Hey, you pickled splash god, you are still shameless when Lao Tzu gives you face, don't you really think of yourself as a garlic?" Do you want Lao Tzu to ask you to be broad! Don't think it's great if you look like a god, I really don't take you, a low-level and low-ranking god, believe it or not, there are thousands of believers in the world, and the incense is much more prosperous than you! What do you think you are, and your style is as high as mine? It's so stinky and shameless! ”

The more this panda manager talked, the more angry he became, the two huge bear paws opened the bow left and right, and the fight was a tiger and a tiger, and the giant spirit retreated, scolding while fighting, and said: "Lao Tzu used to participate in the battle of the deer and did not have you as a person, I have seen the Yellow Emperor, what are you, dare to show off your might in front of Lao Tzu." You don't want to give you incense, and what do you say, whether it's a refreshing apple flavor, or a strawberry flavor with a hint of sweetness, or a pure milk flavor like first love, or a natural vanilla flavor, you don't like it, and you only like the refreshing Yagami flavor of summer? Bah, giving you incense is to give you face, when have I ever been afraid of anyone, if it weren't for this job, I wouldn't bear you! ”

The giant spirit god was beaten by this panda to the point that his eyes were full of stars, his eyes rolled white, and his chest was full of blood and blood, but he had no power to fight back, and he couldn't help but spit out a mouthful of blood and spray it on the giant panda's body.

"You still dare to spray me, do you know how expensive my skin is? Do you know how much I love cleanliness? The panda housekeeper was really angry, so after slapping the giant spirit god away with one palm, he immediately began to chant the incantation: "I am the god of cuteness!" The bite force is second only to the polar bear, the same level as the brown bear, the running speed can exceed the maximum speed of the somersault cloud flat in the mountains at an altitude of 2,000 meters, can climb a tree more than 20 meters, and can use three or four wolf gods as cushions to play! Now, in the name of the cute god, send down the divine punishment, and let you taste the most tragic punishment in the world! ”

I saw rolling thunder in the sky, and a pair of huge black circles appeared behind the clouds, and then from the huge black circles that suddenly appeared behind the clouds, two snow-bright lasers were launched, and they smashed down steadily towards the giant spirit god, and instantly shot down the two Xuanhua plate axes in the hands of the giant spirit god, making the giant spirit god wail in pain.

But the attack of the panda keeper did not stop, he stretched out his claws and swiped in the air, and countless arrows and bamboos extended out from the cracks in the space, and firmly inserted into the body of the giant spirit god, making the giant spirit god have countless more transparent holes all over his body.

"Now, do you dare to underestimate us pandas?" The panda housekeeper looked at the giant spirit god and said viciously.