Chapter 972: There's a Pervert Who Wants to Kill Me?
Liu Tianqi wiped the cold sweat on his forehead, it was so dangerous, he almost pitted himself, Liu Tianqi thought of this and wiped the cold sweat again, followed by Liu Tianqi took out a lot of yellow rune paper, and took out all kinds of red rope bells, small magic weapons to break ghosts and suppress evil spirits.
Immediately followed by Liu Tianqi began to arrange in the courtyard, some of the arrangements were very explicit, some of the arrangements were half hidden and half exposed, which made people suddenly find that they would feel that their observation power was bursting, and some Liu Tianqi was very secretive, but Liu Tianqi dared to guarantee that as long as Yu Liu was a little more careful, then he could definitely find these small traps deliberately arranged by Liu Tianqi.
Both humans and ghosts tend to believe what they find, especially a more conceited ghost like Yu Liu.
Therefore, Liu Tianqi used Yu Liu's psychology to make Yu Liu feel that he could suppress Liu Tianqi in terms of IQ, and saw through all of Liu Tianqi's arrangements, so that Yu Liu could rush in unscrupulously and fall into Liu Tianqi's trap.
Liu Tianqi thought of this, just do it, directly took out the rune paper and began to paste it everywhere, followed by the red rope to string the bell, forming a red rope bell array for interference, as well as early warning.
Liu Tianqi arranged it overnight, and the next morning, Yan Jiaojiao was completely stupid when he opened his eyes, what happened in this courtyard, why are there red ropes everywhere, yellow rune paper everywhere, what is crazy about it, uncle?
Yan's mother was also puzzled by everything outside, and then Liu Tianqi finally finished the final arrangement, and as soon as she entered the door, she saw Yan Jiaojiao's mother and daughter stunned.
Yan Jiaojiao saw Liu Tianqi who walked into the courtyard and said in a daze: "Hey, did you make a mistake uncle, are you going to marry a daughter-in-law?" ”
Yan Jiaojiao pointed to the red ropes everywhere and said, Liu Tianqi listened to Yan Jiaojiao's words and glanced at Yan's mother and said, "This matter is a long story, let's go into the house and talk slowly." ”
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Half an hour later!
"What uncle, you said that a perverted monster is coming to kill me, the reason is because my wife and grandfather didn't let him kill it, and he has a grudge?"
Yan Jiaojiao's eyes were about to pop out of their sockets, Liu Tianqi listened to Yan Jiaojiao's words and nodded lightly: "That's right, that's what it means." ”
"I'm wiping it, and there is such an operation, uncle, you didn't fool me, how do I feel that you are now like some bad Internet writers coaxing us minors?"
"Uh...... I didn't lie to you, and who are some of the bad web writers you are talking about? ”
Liu Tianqi looked at Yan Jiaojiao with an embarrassed face and said.
"Who, Tao San, that guy is so annoying to write three chapters a day, not many chapters, one chapter is a lot, and there is no passion for people to see a little bit of passion, so you can't have nothing to break out a thousand eight hundred chapters, let us be happy too?"
"Forehead ......"
Liu Tianqi's face was even more weird when he heard Yan Jiaojiao's words, Tao San seemed to be a nickname given to him by netizens, Yan Jiaojiao, this little Lori, also watched the Internet, isn't this a coincidence?
"Ahem, ahem...... The author also has his own difficulties, and we should understand it. ”
Liu Tianqi looked at Xiao Lori and cleared her throat, her eyes looking upward, looking a little weak.
"What? What's the reason for him, isn't he just lazy? I really want to get him back, and then lock him up and whip him with a little leather whip, and not let him sleep for thirty chapters a day. ”
"Thirty chapters?"
The corners of Liu Tianqi's mouth twitched when he heard this, thirty chapters are 100,000 words, 100,000 words a day, and the concubine can't do it!
"Hey, what did you two say, Yunshan Mist, Mr. Liu, the monster named Yu Liu you just said is true?"
Just when Liu Tianqi and Yan Jiaojiao complained to each other that a certain author was updating very slowly, Yan's mother suddenly cleared her throat and asked.
Liu Tianqi also immediately got out of the state of middle two at this time, and nodded lightly with a straight face: "That's right, to be honest, the main purpose of my visit this time is to protect Yan Jiaojiao, and at the same time catch that ghost and prevent him from killing again." ”
Yan Mu shook her head lightly after listening to Liu Tianqi's words and said, "Mr. Liu, it's not that I'm suspicious, but what you said has completely changed my worldview for decades, and I can't accept it for a while." ”
Liu Tianqi listened to Yan's mother's words and groaned, and then said to Yan's mother: "It's not convenient for me to show you the existence of ghosts now, but I can show you my ability, Ice Sword!" ”
Liu Tianqi spoke, followed by his hand stretched out, and the next moment he heard a sound of clicking and freezing ice, and in the blink of an eye, an ice sword appeared in Liu Tianqi's hand.
"This ......"
Yan Mu looked at the cold ice sword condensed in Liu Tianqi's hand, and the whole person was stupid, what is this? Superpowers? How can there be superpowers in this world, this is not scientific, this is not scientific?
"Wow! Uncle, that's great, you have superpowers! ”
Yan Jiaojiao screamed, followed by the whole person jumped up directly, with an ecstatic expression, now the two-dimensional wind has swept the whole of Huaxia, especially the young people in their teens now, one by one they still have a high resistance to superpowers or something, and they will not be as unacceptable as Yan's mother.
Liu Tianqi looked at Yan Jiaojiao at this time and shook his head and said, "This is not a superpower, but a Dao method." ”
"Taoism? That's cool, uncle, can you teach me? ”
Yan Jiaojiao spoke, and then looked at Liu Tianqi with an expectant expression.
Liu Tianqi shook his head when he heard this, and said: "This method of mine is a technique that cannot be transmitted, it's not that people in my sect can't learn it, and you are not a member of my sect, so you don't have the qualifications to learn it yet." ”
Yan Jiaojiao's eyes darkened when she heard Liu Tianqi's words, but she immediately reacted: "Hey, uncle, I can worship you as a teacher, you can accept me as an apprentice!" ”
"This, this matter of accepting apprentices is not a rash matter, you must get your mother's consent, I don't think your mother will let you go with me to learn this messy Taoism, you better study hard, and get admitted to a good university in the future."
Liu Tianqi looked at Yan Jiaojiao and wanted to defeat Yan Jiaojiao's unrealistic idea.
Yan Jiaojiao smiled when she heard this: "This is easy to do, Mom, I learn Taoism from my uncle, do you have any opinions?" ”
Hearing this, Yan Mu shook her head with a smile and said, "No! If the gentleman is willing to teach you, it is your blessing, and I have no opinion. ”
"Don't you see it, this is my mother, uncle, see it, my mother has agreed, why don't you take me as an apprentice quickly."
Yan Jiaojiao saw that her mother agreed, and immediately shouted excitedly, in fact, it is reasonable for Yan's mother to agree, after all, Taoism is the door to another world, and that parent doesn't want their children to learn more skills?
(End of chapter)