Chapter 98: These Pig-Brained Monsters
"My calamity-ridden dear dear souls! My suffering fellows of Peach Blossom Valley! Today, my brothers and sisters came to Peach Blossom Valley and learned how bad your living environment is, how miserable your life is, and how viciously your boss sows you, oppresses you, and humiliates you, which is really shocking and unbearable! ”
"So many boys and children in the flower season are innocent and romantic, and the love is beginning to bloom, but they can't afford to eat snacks, smoke, drink, and be beaten and scolded by the boss every day, work so many hours a day, and don't even have time to fall in love, one by one is still playing singles, seeing this scene, the brothers and sisters can't help but feel heartbroken and angry!"
Suddenly, the old actor Ding Mulian and the super actor Ding Cheng all shed crocodile tears sadly, looking painful and indignant. And this strange phenomenal performance, the five girls were dumbfounded, and they felt that just this scene was worth the ticket price, and it was wonderful. And all the monsters in the square, one by one, feel that the beloved Boss Ding and the respected Miss Ding are so heart-to-heart with the grassroots workers, which is really kind and kind, more than dad and dad, more than mom and mom, and more than the system mastermind.
"Many lovers who have the same heart, because they do not have the freedom to marry and love independently, are arbitrarily matched and changed by the boss, how many lovers are separated, how many husbands and wives have different dreams in the same bed, which has caused the husband to steal, the wife to cheat, the children are not biological, and the honest man has become a pick-up man, which has led to a series of social problems such as husband and wife turning against each other, raising children, abandonment of infants, and vendetta killings, resulting in a series of evil consequences such as weak family affection, unancient people's hearts, and deterioration of social atmosphere......"
"It can't go on like this anymore! The ugly scene of purgatory on earth can no longer be staged in Peach Blossom Valley! ”
"As the son of the master of the system, the world's Tianjiao who covers the Tianlan Continent, since he has come to the Peach Blossom Valley and has formed a relationship with all the lovely fellows who are suffering and suffering, we must change all this, save all the suffering fellows, let all the boys and children of the right age freely dispose of their marriage and love, let all lovers fall in love and marry freely, and let all lovers have air pressure on the road, go shopping, enter the supermarket, buy and buy!"
"Let the warm and bright sunshine illuminate every corner of Peach Blossom Valley!"
"Let every lovely fellow in Peach Blossom Valley be able to breathe the fresh and sweet air of the game world freely!"
"Let every younger brother and sister no longer work so hard, so tired, and so long!"
"Let every lovely person in Peach Blossom Valley have enough time to accompany their lovers and lovers every day, press the road every day, look at the peach blossoms, visit the supermarket, eat snacks, drink drinks and drink, melon seeds and peanuts smoke!"
"Let every cute baby in Peach Blossom Valley have endless money in their bags! Let every worker in Peach Blossom Valley be able to legally and reasonably dispose of the wealth created by his own hard-working hands! ”
"To make the cake bigger, you have to divide the cake well! Let fairness and justice be reflected in every bit of Peach Blossom Valley! Let every hard-working and brave worker in Peach Blossom Valley be happy and full of laughter every day! Let the sunshine and rain moisten every lovely brother and sister in Peach Blossom Valley! ”
Speaking of this, Ding Cheng paused for a moment and looked at the monsters in the audience with a smile.
Suddenly, there was a wave of applause. Suddenly, cheers erupted. Suddenly, the scene boiled. At this time, all the monsters in the entertainment city square desperately tore their long curly hair, beat their chests excitedly, stomped their feet hard, and let out a deafening roar in their throats, and the tsunami-like monsters roared straight into the sky, changing the color of the heavens and the earth, and making the sun and the moon shine.
At this time, the monster girl Ding Mulian looked at Ding Cheng with shiny eyes, and said secretly: "It is worthy of being my player brother!" It is worthy of the wise and powerful, unparalleled wisdom, and the beloved Ding boss who is kind and kind! This long list of subdued and frustrating sentences, this bowl of heart-warming chicken soup for the soul, how exquisitely used! Even the old man of my Ding Jiajun, how many times has he been fooled by the existence of the beloved Boss Ding, I thought that they were immune to the ability of the beloved Boss Ding, but I didn't expect that at this time, my player brother moved his mouth slightly, and they were bewitched again! ”
"These monsters with pig brains are really incorrigible!" Ding Mulian nodded secretly and said, "It's okay!" The simpler these monsters are, the easier it is for us brothers and sisters to fool them into being guns! ”
When the roars of the monsters stopped, Ding Cheng waved his hand, and the monsters quieted down obediently, one by one, like docile kittens with a strong desire for knowledge, they all looked up at Boss Ding who was holding a microphone on the high platform, and their eyes were full of little stars.
As a result, the beloved boss Ding, who was wise and martial, wise, and kind, continued to start his speech in a subdued and emotional manner.
"We must completely reverse the atmosphere of Peach Blossom Valley! It is necessary to transmit positive energy and promote truth, goodness and beauty! It is necessary to eliminate all unhealthy tendencies, eliminate all ugly phenomena, and establish a good social atmosphere! It is necessary to have harmonious families, harmonious husbands and wives, good neighborliness and friendship, change customs, marital autonomy, and freedom of love......"
"Babies! Hearts and minds! My lovely Peach Blossom Valley folks! ”
"Our ideals are extremely ambitious, and our ambitions are extremely long-term!"
"There are always many difficulties on the way forward, and there will always be a lot of setbacks and challenges, after all, we are taking a road that no one has ever walked before, creating a great cause that has never been done before, and encountering unprecedented contradictions. Because, the root cause of all the ugly phenomena in Peach Blossom Valley is the boss responsibility system set by the game company. ”
"All the younger brothers and sisters, baby hearts, lovely fellows, hard-working and brave laborers, your task system and refresh ability are all in the hands of the monster template of the head of power because of the eccentricity of the system mastermind, your boss and parents, completely control your food problems, maintenance problems, survival problems, life and death problems......"
"Since the game was launched for millions of years, it is not difficult to find ideological sparks that reflect workers' dissatisfaction with social injustice and yearning for a better life in all eras, both inside and outside the game!"
"What causes injustice in the gaming world? Honza believes that the boss responsibility system is the root cause of the monster's unfairness. It is necessary to completely solve the problem of monster injustice, the problem of free love and independent marriage, the problem of harmony between husband and wife, the complete elimination of all ugly phenomena, and the elimination of the boss responsibility system is a necessary condition......"