Chapter 142: "The Police and the Criminals"
Zhao Zilu has really seen a lot of police movies, especially in the cinema and wearing glasses to watch a high-cost 3D film, all kinds of special effects, all kinds of explosions, all kinds of bullets. With a strong sense of rhythm BGM, it's not too exciting.
It's just that there are a lot of people in the movie theater, especially when it premieres, it can be said that when a good movie is first released, it is simply crowded, and all the seats are full, which causes a great reduction in the viewing experience. In particular, in the following cases:
Charlotte's Troubles
There was a couple sitting next to Zhao Zilu who were about two college students, and in the opening half an hour, the little couple actually began to move their hands and feet, doing something indescribable, I don't know if the little brother was too anxious, and the action became more and more excessive, and the girl was a little resistant, so the little couple began to practice Tai Chi, and you pushed me to be happy...... The movie-watching experience is extremely poor!
Kung Fu Panda 3
Zhao Zilu is not a picky eater when watching movies, as long as it is not too bad, she can accept it, like the 'Kung Fu Panda Series', he still likes it more, he happily bought a movie ticket, and entered on time at eight o'clock, but it is a pity that ........ In the back seat of him was a bear child, and in less than ten minutes after the opening, the bear child began to scream and shake the seat in various ways. Another bear child in the middle of the field actually cried..... The movie-watching experience is extremely poor!
Let's Wrestle! Daddy
This time, Zhao Zilu unfortunately sat in the first row, and it was even more unfortunate that the theater was still a 'giant screen hall', so it looked more laborious, and what was even more annoying was that because there were more people sitting in the 'giant screen hall', there were always people who slipped under the screen with their waists during the screening, went to the toilet and the like, and even walked directly across the screen with their chests up and swaggering....... The movie-watching experience is extremely poor.
Of course, these are not the most heart-wrenching, and the most heart-wrenching is nothing more heart-wrenching than ..... Zhao Zilu has always been a person.
He would often go to KFC to buy two glasses of juice and drink it himself, because the second glass was half price.
He would also go to the supermarket to buy that kind of couple cup, of course, both for his own use, one to drink water and the other to rinse.
He would also go out on Christmas Eve, not on dates, but to sell apples. Then keep one for yourself and give it to yourself.
He will also walk out of the rental house during the Spring Festival, carry a can of beer and run to the park seat, play a bit of melancholy, and say that there may not be a young lady passing by and being obsessed with him, the 'prodigal son'? As a result, of course, there is no young lady, but drunk and fell asleep in the park, and when he woke up the next day, he found that his trouser pocket was cut by the thief, and his wallet was gone.
Thinking of all kinds of things, Zhao Zilu felt sad in his heart.
But.......
It was all in the past, and now he has already waved goodbye to the past.
Watching a movie? I'm embarrassed to charter the venue directly, and the well-known Valoran criminal 'Jinx' and 'Piltover Iron Law Officer, Wei' will perform the annual masterpiece "Police and Criminals", with no special effects in the whole process, no post-editing and synthesis, every frame is so real and natural, and it is so exciting.
Alone? Non-existent, hugging Rui Wenying's slender waist, caressing the waterfall-like long silver hair from time to time, feeling the faint body temperature from the palm of the hand, and the soft touch. The movie-going experience has soared by two notches again.
Take a sip of juice when you're thirsty, and don't enjoy it too much.
Probably the only fly in the ointment is having a light bulb, Zach!
This guy, don't look at his height, but this guts is really small, he will hide behind Zhao Zilu, a pair of small eyes squeezed and stared at the 'battlefield', and occasionally let out two buzzing exclamations, and from time to time he quietly grabbed a handful of melon seeds or something. Zhao Zilu feels that this guy is the kind of bear child in the movie theater.
As time goes by, the battle between Jinx and Vi has also entered a white-hot stage, Jinx is good at long-range attacks, shark cannons and machine guns are her usual means, the attack methods of ghosts and spirits are unpredictable, as for Wei, it is more direct, her attack method is very simple, two words can describe 'violence', even Jinx fired the 'shark mouth cannonball' She didn't dodge, and directly picked up a big iron fist to smash.
In plain words to describe these two people, Jinx is like a ranged mage, and Wei is a melee warrior. The strength of the two is also comparable, but Wei, a 'warrior', is a bit special, and his movement speed is particularly fast, Jinx is often cornered and has to fight in close quarters, and both the mage and the warrior understand the consequences of hand-to-hand combat, and they are purely beaten. Of course, this does not mean that Jinx has fallen behind.
Because there are often variables in the battle between the two, whenever Jinx is forced into a dead end, a bomb will fall from the sky and blast towards Wei, which also makes Wei annoyed, the person who threw the bomb is naturally Giggs who is hiding in the shadows, this little man who is less than one meter two can't fight, but he runs fast, and he quickly runs away every time he throws a bomb, and after Wei gets out of the explosion of the bomb, this guy has long since run away.
However, seemingly evenly matched battles will always come to an end, Jinx and Giggs have a certain amount of ammunition in reserve, and Vi's iron fist gradually wears out as the battle lasts for a long time, until it is destroyed. Therefore, whichever side has the longer staying power and victory belongs to him, and of course it is not excluded that there will be foreign aid........
"Jinx, it's time for us to go, I don't have many more bombs."
After throwing a bomb at Vi, Giggs yells at Jinx and proposes to run away.
"Why? The big fat hand is about to break. We're going to win soon. Hahaha........"
In response to Giggs, Jinx burst into a wild laugh, Jinx was very persistent in defeating Vi, her eyes burning with fierce intent, which had not been extinguished since the moment Vi appeared, as if she had an unspeakable hatred for Vi.
Vi rushed out of the smoke of the bomb, and there was no doubt that the Giggs bomb did not hurt her much, but the ends of her hair were a little charred, and her cheeks were stained with a lot of dust.
"Hahaha..... The big fat hand has become ugly. ”
In the face of Jinx's taunt, Wei spat disdainfully
"I have 5 reasons to shut you up."
After saying that, she tightened the huge fists, the meaning was obvious, she wanted to use her fists to shut up Jinx.
"Then you come big fat hand, Wei, that's what it means to be stupid, yes"
Speaking of this, Jinx didn't make a sound, just gestured with his mouth, that means
'Meaning of a traitor'
Wei's face was gloomy for a moment, and it was clear that he had reached the limit of anger.
'Click-Click-Click......'
I saw Wei clench his fists, and there was a piercing clicking sound between the metal finger bones, and the huge fist began to slowly turn red, and the grass and soil contaminated on the fist turned into flying ash one after another, and a trace of smoke came out.
"Come and catch me, big fat hand, oh no, I should say come and catch me, traitor, traitor!"
"Shut up!"
Vi was completely enraged, and a blast shot at Jinx, more than ten times faster than before. The scorching red fist seemed to tear the air through and let out a piercing scream, the punch was unstoppable and too fast, and it seemed that Jinx was too bad to be lucky.
"Heh, Shi Lezhi, the victory and defeat have been decided. Jinx won. ”
Comrade Zhao Zilu, the melon-eating crowd, directly determined the victory, Wei was still too impulsive, and it was estimated that his intestines were straight, and when he met a cunning opponent like Jinx, he fell into a trap once he was provoked. Sometimes victory or defeat does not depend only on the level of combat effectiveness, but also on psychological warfare.
Sure enough, the moment Wei rushed out, Jinx directly aimed the cannon barrel at the ground, and under the impact of the flames, Jinx jumped high into the air. The barrel of the cannon was also pressed against his shoulder, aimed at the place where he had been standing.
If Wei's speed wasn't so fast, Jinx should have lost, because Jinx didn't jump very high, maybe the ammunition reserve was running out, and the time for such a height was not long at all, if Wei's speed was a little slower, what was waiting for Jinx when she landed was a fatal punch.
But Wei's speed has reached a limit. Almost in the blink of an eye, he rushed to where Jinx had been standing, and the unstoppable punch missed. At the same time, due to the inertia, the fist could not be retracted at all, and without the protection of the metal fist, the back was unguarded in front of Jinx's eyes.
"You've been tricked, stupid,!"
Jinx opened his mouth with a hideous expression, and pulled the trigger without hesitation.
A 'shark's mouth cannonball' burst out of its barrel and rushed towards Celeste's unsuspecting back with a whistling sound.