Chapter 327: Yi Bu and Liu Yun's Dream
The most original and purest flavor of the wild barbecue begins!
After roasting for half an hour, the three big fat rabbits were already "sizzling" with oil.
Yibu broke off a rabbit leg and handed it to the youngest Liu Xiaoyan first: "Eat, GIRL." β
Liu Xiaoyan joked with the bubbling rabbit in Chinese: "Amitabha, rabbit, rabbit, this girl can't bear to kill, but Uncle Yibu and my father are too cruel." Murdered your life! Alas, this girl can't be violent with heavenly things! It just so happened that this girl was in urgent need of food to sacrifice to the Five Organs Temple. I had to eat one of your legs first~"
Yibu asked Liu Yun strangely: "What is your daughter talking about?" β
Liu Yun smiled: "She is praying and repenting. β
Liu Xiaoyan bit the rabbit leg: "My God, too, it's so fragrant!" β
Liu Yun scolded Liu Xiaoyan: "No swearing." β
After a while, three big fat rabbits entered the five-person temple. The five of them were sweating and their mouths were full of oil.
Liu Yun joked to Eevee: "Eevee, isn't it a little too cruel for us to do this?" β
Eevee shook his head: "Cruel? Liu, we Slavs believe that the Creator created all things for human use. I'm not one of those fake animal protectionists. I believe in the law of the jungle, the law of the jungle, this is the truth! β
In fact, Liu Yun doesn't like those fake animal protectionists who shout all day long to protect this and that. Rare wildlife should indeed be protected, and that is to maintain the diversity of species on the planet. But what kind of people protect dogs, pigs, chickens, ducks and geeseγγγγγ In Liu Yun's view, it is pure fake compassion.
The sky was high and the clouds were light, and the five of them finished eating the roasted fat rabbit, lying on the lake and basking in the sun, chatting with each other.
Yibu said to Liu Yun, "Liu, do you know? In fact, I have long had the idea of retiring. But..... I started my career at Malmo at the age of 18 and went on to Ajax, Juventus, Inter Milan, Barcelona, AC Milan, Paris Saint-Germain, Manchester Unitedγγγγγγγ I've traveled all over Europe. But he has never won the Champions League! The Champions League, for a European professional footballer, is a lifelong dream! I am thirty-six years old. I hope I can win the Champions League and retire. β
Liu Yun nodded: "I can understand your thoughts." You've won a couple of league titles, and now you're just one Champions League away from having a complete career. β
Yibu asked Liu Yun: "Actually, I've always wanted to ask you." Why did you choose to return to the green field at the age of forty-five? β
Liu Yun pointed to Liu Xiaoyan beside him: "It was for her to return to the green field at the beginning." Before I was forty-five years old, I made a living as a breakfast stall and a cleaner. Only a very meager income can be earned. Playing football allows me to make more money and give my daughter a great future. Later, I made more money, and it was enough for me to raise her as an adult. I keep playing because I dream. For the dream of his youth. When I was in my twenties, I dreamed every day that I could become a superstar in the European professional league. Now I'm playing football to make my dream come true. β
Yibu patted Liu Yun on the shoulder: "Yes, brother, how can people live without dreams!" β
At the age of thirty-six, Ievee, a father, got up like a child, walked to the lake, and shouted to the lake: "Hey, I'm Ievee!" I'm going to win the Champions League! β
The mountains in the distance echoed: "Hey, I'm Ibrahimovic, I'm going to win the Champions League!" β
After a few people basking in the sun for a while, Yibu said to Liu Yun: "Let's go, now let's do something that only men have the right to do." β
There is ambiguity in what Ibu said. Liu Yunxin said, it is said that Europeans are open, and only men have the right to do things? Eevee, this guy shouldn't be γγγγγγ My daughter is still here!
Liu Yun asked, "What's the matter?" β
Eevee replied, "Elk hunting!" In the tradition of our Slavs, only men have the right to hunt elk! β
Isabella, Liu Xiaoyan, and Helena chatted by the lake. Liu Yun and Eevee carried shotguns into the depths of the forest.
Elk is a cunning animal by nature, with a very high sense of vigilance and self-protection.
However, Liu Yun and Ibu were lucky.
They walked for a while, and the sharp-eyed Liu Yun motioned to Ibu not to move. He pointed ahead. Three hundred meters ahead, an elk was gnawing on the grass on the ground.
Ibu said to Liu Yun: "With shotguns, the range is out of reach. Our shotguns can fire point 38 caliber military bullets. I brought two with me. Why don't we quietly get closer to him and solve it with some 38 military bullets. β
Liu Yun was surprised: "You brought military bullets?!" I don't need to get closer, I'm sure I'll hit him here. β
Liu Yun unloaded the shotgun from the shotgun and loaded it with the point 38 bullets handed over by Ibu.
Liu Yun took a free kick like he was taking a free kick at the Theater of Dreams, first taking a deep breath, then raising his gun and aiming!
"Bang~" shotgun fire! The elk fell to the ground.
Ibu excitedly shouted: "Dude, your marksmanship is as accurate as your free kick!" β
This elk is 100 kilograms in size. How do you ship it out?
Ibuke is half a professional hunter. How could this be so difficult for him?
He pulled out a large piece of canvas from his backpack. He and Liu Yun worked together to push the elk onto the canvas.
At the front end of the canvas are two ropes. Liu Yun and Yibu dragged a rope and dragged the elk slowly out of the forest.
If it were an ordinary person, the two of them would definitely not be able to drag this elk.
Liu Yun and Yibu are not ordinary people. They are professional athletes! Especially Ibrahimovic, don't forget, Ibrahimovic's nickname in the mouths of Chinese fans is "Da Fengxian!" β
In the evening, five people prepare a venison feast in the cabin!
More than 100 catties of deer have been unloaded by Ibu. The deer's head is placed on a wooden roof to air dry. After drying, it will be hung in a wooden house as a trophy.
Liu Yun used Chinese cooking skills and cooked venison with heart. In his opinion, such a good ingredient is simply a violent thing to roast directly.
Stir-fried venison, venison soup, deer leg sautΓ©ed truffles. After the meal is ready, the five of them sit down and eat!
A delicious venison feast for five people.
After Liu Xiaoyan was full, she patted her bulging belly: "I've killed this girl!" I can't even walk. β
The two days in the Ibu farm were the most comfortable two days since Liu Yun came to Europe. He began to understand why some people yearn for the primitive life of slash-and-burn, fishing and hunting. It's so fascinating.
After a two-day holiday, Ibrahimovic, Helena and Liu Yun returned to Manchester.
The holiday is over, and next, Liu Yun and Ibrahimovic will work together for their dreams at Old Trafford!