Chapter 353: Shut Up
Weekend, Old Trafford, Manchester Derby, Manchester United vs Manchester City.
The whole city of Manchester is filled with the smell of gunpowder today. Outside the Dream Theater, there are only three colors. Red Devils fans, blue Manchester City fans, and a large number of police officers in black uniforms!
Manchester United's dressing room.
Mourinho stared at the group of disciples who were ready to appear. They are all well aware of the importance of the Manchester derby, and there is no need for Mourinho to do any more pre-match mobilization.
The magic bird only said one word to the disciples: "Good luck to you!" β
Players enter!
On the commentary bench, the big-mouthed Dunphy introduced the lineups of the two sides: "Manchester City's starting lineup, goalkeeper Ederson, three defenders Otamendi, Kompany, Stones. Five midfielders: David Silva, Yaya Toure, Kyle Walker, Kevin De Bruyne, Leroy Sane. Up front, Aguero is still partnering Gabriel Jesus. β
Fat Bob said: "I didn't expect Guardiola to start Yaya Toure in this game. As we all know, the relationship between Guardiola and Yaya Toure has never been very good. Yaya Toure was almost a fringe player for Manchester City last season. β
The big-mouthed Dunphy said: "Yes, it seems that the relationship between Yaya Toure and Gua Shuai has eased. Yaya Toure was also the first defender in the Premier League at the beginning. Let's look at Manchester United, goalkeeper David De Gea, back four Valencia, Lindelof, Eric Bailly, Phil Jones. Pogba at the back two partnered Nemanja Matic. Marcus Rashford, a single striker. Up front, of course, is the LIL combination. Liu, Ibrahimovic, Lukaku. β
Fat Bob said: "It seems that Mr. 30 million Lindelof has gradually adapted to the pace of the Premier League. Jose Mourinho has started to start him. Well, the players from both sides have entered and the game is about to begin. Let's enjoy the Manchester derby like Mars hitting the Earth! β
The referee blows the whistle and the game begins.
As soon as the game started, the two sides fell into a stalemate in the midfield. Guardiola discharged a 352 lineup, originally with the intention of fighting for the midfield.
In the 5th minute of the game, Manchester City organized an attack.
Yaya Toure broke the ball in midfield and made a long pass directly to Jesus on the wing. The 97-year-old Brazilian Gabriel Jesus has been in hot form lately and has secured a position in Manchester City's starting striker. Gabriel Jesus cut inside after breaking past Valencia and slotting the ball to Sergio Aguero in the middle on the edge of the box.
"Ah Kun" won the ball and passed Bailly. Luckily, Victor Lindelof followed up in time and stretched out his foot to clear the ball off the line.
Victor Lindelof is getting better at Manchester United. After all, the transfer fee of more than 30 million yuan is not spent in vain. Mourinho would never buy a parallel bargain at such a price.
In the 8th minute of the game, Manchester United also colored.
Marcus Rashford dribbled the ball down the middle and tucked it straight into the old lieutenant Liu Yun in front. Liu Yun takes the ball. Yaya Toure appeared in front of him.
Yaya Toure is no longer in peak condition, but the emaciated camel is bigger than the horse. The strength of the former Premier League's No. 1 defender should not be underestimated.
Yaya Toure grabs.
Liu Yun smashed the ball to the right, shook the angle of the pass directly, and transferred the ball to the feet of Lukaku on the left wing.
Romelu Lukaku dribbled past Otamendi and hoisted the ball into the box.
Ibrahimovic jumps high, header! Unfortunately, Ibrahimovic's header was not on target, and the ball was confiscated by Manchester City goalkeeper Ederson.
The big-mouthed Dunphy explained: "Haha, Ibrahim's header." That's all too rare. You know, although Ibrahimovic is tall, he is rarely seen hitting the goal with a header. β
In the first 20 minutes of the first half, United and Manchester City were virtually equal in possession. The two sides were evenly matched, and the scene was basically equal.
Although Manchester United is playing at home, because it is a derby, the Manchester United fans and Manchester City fans in the Theater of Dreams are basically 55 open.
Manchester City fans began to sing swear words. The songγγγγγ It turned out to be specifically for the "little princess of Manchester United" Liu Xiaoyan!
"Roar, there is a little D woman in the old lieutenant's house at Manchester United, and sixteen is really delicious. her, her. Manchester United's little D-wife. β
Liu Xiaoyan's guy ran to the Twitter of Manchester City's generals before the game to have a big war of words. She has become a thorn in the side of Manchester City fans.
Although Liu Yun on the field has long been immune to the swear words on the Premier League, the Manchester City fans spraying his daughter still make him unbearable. This dirty song... It's too dirty, right? My daughter is only sixteen years old!
Liu Yun knows that the best way to silence Manchester City fans is to score goals!
In the 24th minute, Pogba broke the ball at the back and handed the ball to Liu Yun in the midfield!
Liu Yun takes the ball!
In front of him appeared De Bruyne. Liu Yun actually showed off the big Luo pendulum in front of De Bruyne.
After the dazzling swing of the Da Luo pendulum, Liu Yun suddenly poked the ball to the right and passed De Bruyne.
Keep moving with the ball! The next opponent to pass is Yaya Toure.
Liu Yun used a bull's tail to frustrate Yaya Toure directly behind him.
The big-mouthed Dunphy exclaimed in the commentary seat: "My God, the old lieutenant's state has come up!" Turn on the Infinite Pass mode again! β
After passing Yaya Toure, David Silva appeared in front of Liu Yun.
Decisive Puskas V-pull ball! David Silva misjudged and had no choice but to foul Liu Yun! His right leg directly hit Liu Yun's left leg!
"Toot ~" The referee's whistle sounded! Kick! It was a free kick from 35 meters from goal.
In the 24th minute, Manchester United won a free-kick from 35 yards out of goal.
At the same time as the free kick was awarded, the referee showed David Silva a yellow card!
Manchester United's No. 1 penalty taker, Liu Yun, did not stand in front of the penalty spot. It was Marcus Rashford who took the free-kick. Liu Yun and a group of teammates entered the penalty area.
Marcus Rashford hoisted a free-kick straight into the box!
There was chaos in the Manchester City penalty area. The ball fell to Ibrahimovic! Ibu kicks up!
Unfortunately, Ibrahimovic's shot hit Kyle Walker and bounced into the air.
The ball fell, and the landing point happened to be near Liu Yun. Liu Yun had his back to the goal at this time, and his position was slightly awkward.
At the critical moment, he stretched his whole body! The whole person is in the air! Upside down golden hook!
The ball goes straight to the bottom right corner of the goal!
Manchester City goalkeeper Ederson makes a side save! Didn't pounce on the ball! "Rub~" The ball is in! In the 24th minute of the game, Liu Yun, the No. 46 old lieutenant of Manchester United, hit the ball into the goal with an upside-down golden hook! Manchester United leads Manchester City 1-0!
"Yay~~" More than 40,000 Manchester United fans in the Theater of Dreams are boiling!
The big-mouthed Dunphy shouted excitedly: "Manchester United has scored!" The old lieutenant first made it past three people and created a free-kick opportunity. Then he sent the ball into the net with an upside-down golden hook! Perfect goal! Amazing old lieutenant! β
After Liu Yun scored the goal, he directly made a silent gesture of celebration.
Manchester City fans, please shut up! You insult my daughter in the stands, I insult the Manchester City goal on the pitch!