Chapter 719: Escape from the Inn
"You're going to count? You? Zilu said angrily.
"I'll count! Hehehe! ……”
"How do you count when you fall into the three capitals?" Zilu asked again.
"You really can't open a pot! Sub-road! Confucius restrained the smile on his face and said angrily.
"Ahem, ahem!" Zilu smirked: "I knew you wouldn't count!" You're guessing! ”
"What did I guess?" Confucius thought about it, but still didn't tell Zilu.
Zilu is a person who can't hide words in his heart, if you tell him, he will tell others. Later! It will no longer be a secret, it will become an open secret.
What is an open secret?
It's to tell your secret to the person you trust the most, and let him keep it secret for you. Outcome! The person you trust the most has told your secret to the person he trusts the most. At last! One is told the other, and it becomes an open secret.
"You're not guessing, are you?" Zilu saw that Confucius had admitted defeat, so he asked, "What should I do?" Yan Hui, Min Ziqian, the three of them? ”
Confucius closed his eyes and said, "Sleep!" ”
"Sleep?" When Zilu heard this, he almost jumped up and wanted to hit someone.
I thought: Yan Hui is your favorite student, and Min Ziqian is also very good, you? How can you be like this, and you will not be saved when you die?
"Sleep!" Confucius said, took off his shoes, and fell asleep.
"You? Are you really sleeping? You? ”
"What's wrong with you if you don't sleep? Oh! You've slept all afternoon. Hey! Don't sleep, I haven't slept yet! "Say! Confucius lay down.
"You?" Zilu was so angry that he wanted to have a seizure, but he couldn't help it when he thought about it. "Sir, you?" Do you already have any arrangements? You? ”
Confucius then lay on his side on the bed and said, "That's right! Why am I not in a hurry, do you think I can not be in a hurry? But! What's the use of being in a hurry now? Isn't it? Urgent! It should be urgent beforehand! Isn't it?
You got into trouble and you ran back to sleep, did you say you were in a hurry? Are you still anxious about Yan Hui and Min Ziqian? I was in a hurry for you! You beat someone and you still sleep in someone's inn, who do you think you are? Is it strange that people don't trouble you? Can you still sleep? ”
"Me? How dare they? Zilu was not convinced again and shouted loudly.
"They don't dare to be open, but they can't come to the dark?"
"This?"
"The facts are in front of you, aren't they? The shopkeeper suffered a loss, and now he regrets it, isn't it? Send someone to assassinate right away? Isn't it? You! Sub-road! Use your brains to do things in the future! You? After Confucius finished speaking, he lay down on one side and began to sleep.
"This?" Seeing that Confucius was lying down and really sleeping, Zilu became angry again, and muttered: "You have a brain!" If you have a brain, you won't fall into the three capitals! If you are ready to fall into the three capitals, then you must first say hello to the Qi and Jin countries, as well as the Chu countries. You? Just you're a cow! Anyway, what you say is reasonable, and there is no place for others to reason! ”
"You?" When Confucius heard this, he jumped up on the spot.
Seeing this, Zilu was so frightened that he took several steps back one after another. At last! almost knocked over the Dongdong behind him.
"You? Do you want to fight? You? Mr? Zilu said, making a defensive stance. It seems to mean: if you want to fight, come! Who's afraid of whom?
"Fight?" Confucius said with a puzzled expression: "Still ready to fight? Fast! Nakayu! Pack up! Walk! It's too late to go any further! ”
"Let's go? Don't sleep anymore? ”
"Still sleeping? Waiting for someone to hit you? Come on! Confucius urged.
"Who? Who dares to touch me? ”
"Don't talk nonsense! Come on! It's too late to go any further! The shopkeeper asked the young man to call someone again, he should have called someone to clean up us! Is! Stupid! You? Confucius got out of bed and shouted as he put on his shoes.
Seeing that Confucius didn't want to fight with him, Zi Lu was flustered, so he ran back to his room and packed his luggage.
Zilu sleeps and snores, so! No one wants to sleep with him, he sleeps alone. Yan Hui and Min Ziqian would rather be squeezed together with Confucius than sleep in a room with Zilu.
After Zilu cleaned up, Confucius was already waiting for him.
At this time, it was already completely dark, and the two came downstairs, greeted the young man on duty, and prepared to leave. They only paid for one afternoon and one night's stay, so just say hello and ask the guy to go to the room to check for any damaged items, lost things, and then they can leave.
A young man ran upstairs, checked both rooms, found no damage or missing anything, and agreed to release him. I thought: It's better if you don't stay at night, and if someone comes in the evening, we can earn another room price.
The two turned around and were about to leave, when the shopkeeper hurried over from the backstage and greeted the two warmly.
"Two! Two of you! Wait a minute! Wait a minute! What's so urgent? I've already instructed the kitchen to cook a table of dishes, and invite the two of you to eat and drink! ”
"Thank you! Thank you! Confucius turned around and bowed to the shopkeeper.
"Ahem, ahem!" Zilu smiled: "We don't know each other if we don't fight!" Thank you! Thank you! We've got something to do, let's go! Good bye! ”
"What's the matter? I don't care about it for a while! Don't go! Eat and go! Oh, yes! You haven't eaten dinner yet, have you? Isn't it? Come on, come on! This meal must be eaten! I'm making amends to you! The shopkeeper said, and stepped forward to directly block the way of the two.
"That? Mr? It's better to be respectful than to obey! Since the shopkeeper is so polite, let's eat and then leave, shall we? ”
Zilu didn't know that the shopkeeper had already called someone to go. Where is the polite invitation to dinner, rather! Deliberately procrastinate and wait for someone to come and pick you up.
In these troubled times, dead people are common. So! Kill someone, as long as no one knows that you did it for the time being, no one will know about it in the future. Because! Anyone who knows can die at any time. Furthermore! The deceased may be alone, with no family members and descendants, who cares if he lives or dies?
The shopkeeper, who calmed down, was ruthless again and decided to kill Zilu. As for Confucius, he didn't care. But! Confucius and Zilu are people all the way, and if you don't kill him, things will be exposed. So! I had to kill them together.
"Thanks!" Confucius hurriedly arched his hand towards the shopkeeper again. And then! shouted at Zilu: "Go!" If you don't leave, it's too late! ”
"This? This? This? I'm hungry! I? But under the persecution of Confucius, Zilu had to agree. muttered in a low voice: "The duck to the beak, just like that!" Don't eat for nothing, don't eat! I think! This shopkeeper was scared by me. ”
Confucius didn't pay attention to Zilu, and squeezed sideways past the shopkeeper. Out of the lobby on the first floor of the inn, he strode into the courtyard. Out of the courtyard and into the darkness of the night.
Zilu had no choice but to follow behind, trotting all the way.
(End of chapter)