Chapter 71: He's Blind and You're Blind, You Two ...... Well, fork fork fork
The invitation does not have the name of Yuwen Xiuce on it, and judging from the details and format, it looks like a companion card issued by the organizer to the guests. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
It's just that...... Doll, you don't say a word, just throw down this invitation and run, will we go our separate ways, or will we go together?
What's more, are you so sure that I will appreciate my face?
Yuwen Xiuce walked to the mirror in the power area and looked at it carefully.
Tsk, this little girl didn't know where she got her confidence, and she didn't overdraft some benefits in advance, so she had the courage to invite her peerless appearance~
[Author: I can be sure that this is not her problem, let alone whether she is confident or not, and whether she has guts or not, but ...... You're blind! 】
[Yuwen Xiuce: Am I blind? If I'm not handsome, and other girls come to invite me? 】
[Author: You are blind, she is also blind! ] 】
[Yuwen Xiuce: ......]
After returning to the dormitory, Yuwen Xiuce saw that the table that had been half cleaned up, Bingmiao had finished breakfast early and was busy freshening up.
"Why is it so early?" As he spoke, Yuwen Xiuce walked over and picked up the bun and took a bite, but he didn't chew it twice, and his face changed greatly.
"Holy, what kind of stuffing?!"
"That's ...... Steamed bun ...... "Bingmiao rolled her eyes from afar, people consume calories for fitness, and you consume intelligence for fitness?
"Steamed buns? Which store is so lacking in heart, why do you have to pinch the pleats on top of a steamed bun? ! Yuwen Xiuce was extremely angry...... Took another bite.
Bingmiao's face kept facing the dressing mirror, ignoring the complaints of her roommates, and she didn't reply, "By the way, I'll go to class in a while, and you helped me do the main quest with the number of the Night God Moon." ”
"Don't do it!"
Thinking of the extremely disgusting main quest, Yuwen Xiuce suddenly felt that the stuffed buns in his hand were ...... The taste is also quite good.
"Don't do it?" Bingmiao turned her head, glanced at the mahogany chair nonchalantly, and said, "Give me a reason!" ”
"I, uh-huh......"
Yuwen Xiuce looked at the mahogany chair and was also very entangled.
"I'm going to class too!"
As soon as these words came out, Yuwen Xiuce seemed to see that the little red flower of the three good students was waving to him.
The little red flower seemed to be beckoning while smiling and singing to herself.
Come on~~~~Happy ~~~~ Anyway, I have it, a lot of time~~~~
[Yuwen Xiuce: Don't write nonsense! ] Is this a little red flower? This is the flower ...... But it's definitely not a little red flower! 】
Anyway, Yuwen Xiuce said that he planned to go to class, which is quite exciting.
"You've got it figured, and when the time comes...... In front of the public, there is no way to avoid it, in case Shu Sha is killed, I won't collect your body. Words of sympathy were spoken, but Bing Miao's eyes were full of expectation.
"According to my established strategy, if she starts beating me...... I'll shoot her! Yuwen Xiuce looked serious, "With my master's blood volume, when she kills me, my children and I can form a combat platoon and fight soy sauce collectively!" ”
Bing Miao: "......"
Even if you choose to major in computer science in a film and television school, the first day of class can be regarded as officially unveiling the curtain of ivory tower life.
Bingmiao simply cleaned up and decisively decided to set off early. Even if you go to the classroom and wait, it's better than listening to a certain deep ice in the dormitory talk about 10,000 ways to talk about children with lesbian students......
Seeing his roommate carrying his schoolbag and embarking on the journey in style, Yuwen Xiuce's heart suddenly became a little lively, or ...... Also going to class?
But...... In which classroom?
Yuwen Xiuce decided to find someone who understood and asked.
When it comes to understanding people, it is natural to think of ...... Somewhere on the sixth floor of the girls' dormitory.
Just do it, Yuwen Xiuce strode and went straight to the sixth floor.
Knocking lightly on the door, Yuwen Xiuce stood honestly outside the door and asked politely, "Shusha, which classroom are you in today?" ”
There was silence behind the door, and no one answered.
Yuwen Xiuce added two points of force to his hand, and when he knocked on it again, the wooden door made a louder sound.
"Shusha, don't pretend, I'll see you go in with my own eyes!"
Pretending not to be there? When my master, my grandmaster-level tail line technique is an ornament!
"If you don't say anything, I'll go in!" Someone gave the ultimatum and pushed the wooden door, and the old door made a creaking sound, as if with a little more force, it could break in.
"Get out!"
Sensing that the wooden door seemed to be overwhelmed, Shusha's embarrassed and angry shouts came from the room.
"Cut, can't you say something well? Forget it, good men don't fight women. Yuwen Xiuce left the wooden door and took a few steps back. After coming out of the cubicle area of the public restroom on the sixth floor, he washed his hands and went to the gate to continue waiting for Shusha.
After a few seconds, the door opened, and Shusha walked out with a black face.
"What, it didn't go well?" Yuwen Xiuce greeted him with enthusiasm on his face, and his tone was very concerned, "Do you need me to sing a war song to cheer you up?" ”
"Ahh The messenger of justice instantly demonized, and at the moment of roaring, it seemed that its black wings were spread behind it, and it rushed towards Yuwen Xiuce, and its swift figure brought out a sharp whistling sound that tore through the air.
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Yuwen Xiuce lay on the ground, gasping for air, trying to breathe in more fresh air in order to banish the dizziness in his brain.
Shusha stood aside, the blood in her eyes had receded, and the fragments of her broken clothes were scattered all over the ground, silently witnessing the extremely tragic battle not long ago.
"Whew-" Yuwen Xiuce breathed a sigh of relief, "Shusha, ah......"
He struggled to use his arms to prop his upper body up, but failed due to excessive blood loss.
The incident of blocking the bathroom door just now made Shu Sha enter an unprecedented state of demonization, but fortunately, the remaining reason allowed her to stop decisively at a critical moment, otherwise...... The consequences are unimaginable.
"Shusha, you, you want to kill me when you see that you can't kill me......"
Adhering to the tactic of "if you hit me, I will insult you", Yuwen Xiuce, in the face of Shusha's crazy attack, almost broke the vicious curse of the flower bush chick and unlocked a special achievement - "First ****"
The hatred in Shusha's eyes grew stronger. Although it was said just now that from the perspective of the situation, he beat the other party by himself, but because of the rough skin and thick flesh, and the tactics used...... It was extremely lethal to women, so the fighting had to be forcibly stopped. If you continue to fight...... If you continue to fight, the picture will really catch up with the action movie......
[Yuwen Xiuce: What does it mean to have rough skin and thick meat? This is obviously a sturdy body that I have cultivated with spiked shoes and mahogany chairs over time! 】
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