Chapter 68: The Turtle Immortal's Treasure
Lin Xia was annoyed, thinking that he should have pinched his throat and shouted in another voice, so he heard a few "bang bang bang" a few times, and three people came out of the house, one tall and two short, and he was strange that he hadn't seen these people, could it be that the turtle fairy was lonely after Lan Qi left, one lacked three, and found three people to play mahjong?
Lin Xia raised his hand and greeted:
"Hey, hello, who are you?"
As soon as the three of Pirav saw Lin Xia, they recognized him, because of their previous investigation, they knew something about Lin Xia, and knew that it was he who destroyed the Flying Shark Army and the Council of Elders. I thought to myself, how could the old man of Wutian teach such a perverted apprentice to come out, one to destroy the Red Silk Army, and the other to destroy the Flying Shark Army!
Pirav replied:
"We, uh, we're passing by and begging for a drink......"
Suddenly pointed to the sky behind Lin Xia and said with a surprised face:
"See what's that?"
Lin Xia hurriedly turned his head, saw nothing, knew that he had been fooled, and looked back, the three people in front of him were gone, but there were three more robots!
The three of Pirav cooperated tacitly, and after deceiving Lin Xia to turn his head, the three of them threw out the robot capsule and opened it, and then quickly got into the robot!
With the protection of the steel armor, Piravden thought arrogantly and shouted through the amplification equipment:
"Little imp surnamed Lin, quickly hand over the treasure of the pirate Moby Dick! Otherwise, this king will not only demolish this place, but also shovel your home on the island of the first quarter moon to the ground! ”
The two robots next to him waved their thick arms and cheered:
"That's right! Hand over the treasure and spare you from dying! ”
"I advise you not to be reckless, it's better to be honest and obedient!"
When Lin Xia heard this, he was extremely angry, and said with a sneer:
"How dare you threaten me with these scrap irons? I'm going to see who's demolishing whom! ”
Seeing that the intimidation was ineffective, Pirav shouted:
"Die, little ghost! Attack! ”
Lin Xia easily dodged a few steel arms that broke through the air, and quickly circled around the three robots twice, and the Pirav trio was wondering why the target suddenly disappeared, and they felt their respective robots vibrate violently several times, and then the crackling in the control room began to spark!
"Ahh
"Ahh
"Ahh
The Pirav trio, who were blackened by the sparks, hurriedly tried to climb out, but found that the door to the warehouse was stuck again, and the stinky and choking smoke floated in the control room, choking the three of them coughing!
"Help, life, help! …… Pull me out! ”
Lin Xia ignored the cry of begging for mercy from the robot, and said coldly:
"It's time to test your swimming skills! Don't let me see you again! ”
After that, they grabbed the robots and threw them out one by one!
"Whoosh! Sou! Sou! ”
"Ahh Help me! ”
"Don't!"
"Ahh
Pirav and his gang felt like they were being thrown in the air, and they all screamed in fright!
After Lin Xia threw the three robots away, he entered the turtle house, and was startled when he saw the turtle immortal tied up with five flowers, and hurriedly stepped forward to untie him.
As soon as the turtle immortal regained his freedom, he threw himself on the pile of "treasures", and cried out in pain as he examined it:
"Ah, my Fan Daoai...... Ah, my silence...... Ah, my little Mingbu...... This one...... Even Haitian Wing was torn apart? I can't spare you bastards who ruined my favorites! ”
Lin Xia looked at the magazines and films in one place, and there was a beautiful woman on the cover, and their names were written on the side of each person, what Uehara, Ohashi, Nagasawa, Yui, Kyoka Sakakiri, Shion, Lily, Furukawa, Abe, Asami, Tohong, Iran, Minano, Nogi, Yua, Hazuki, Mizuna, Nobo, Momoya, etc.!
These women are varied, some extremely revealing, some extremely conservative; Some are like students, some are like white-collar workers! The expressions on the faces are also varied, some are innocent, some are resentful, and some are teasing! In short, most of the clothes and expressions will form a huge contrast, and people can't help but have an urge to hold it in their arms and comfort them after seeing it!
Lin Xia glanced at it a few times, then a few more times, and then a few more glances, before he dared to look again, and asked the turtle immortal:
"Grandpa Turtle, how are you? Didn't get hurt, did you? ”
The turtle immortal said heartbrokenly:
"Why didn't you get hurt? My heart is like a knife now! Yes! My heart! Yes! My darling! These are limited editions! Me, I...... I bought them after looking for a long time! ”
Lin Xia looked at the painful turtle immortal speechlessly, sighed and said:
"Okay, okay, tell me the titles of these books or something, and I'll buy them for you on the Internet!"
The turtle immortal immediately returned to normal:
"Words count! There are a few copies that I have always wanted but have not bought, so buy them all for me. ”
Lin Xia nodded helplessly.
The turtle immortal said that he would do it, and immediately reported a large list of names, and specially took a pen and paper to write it, handed it to Lin Xia and asked:
"How? Do you know these names? ”
Lin Xia hurriedly cleared his mind:
"What familiar? Don't talk nonsense! I've never heard of these names before, and I've never even heard of them! ”
After thinking about it, he couldn't help but say:
"Grandpa Turtle, you say...... These women are so good-looking...... Why take such a picture? ”
The turtle immortal pouted and said:
"That's what I said, who will see if you shoot an ugly monster! No one looks at it, does anyone still buy it? You are still too young, that is, you will think like this now, and in a few years you will be the opposite, and when you see a beautiful girl, you will think: It's a pity not to make a film if you are so beautiful! ”
Lin Xia hurriedly shook his head and waved his hand:
"No, no, no!"
Lin Xia secretly reminded himself not to become like the turtle immortal said in the future, and after a while, he couldn't help but say:
"Grandpa Turtle, these ...... Well, there's a saying I don't know if to ask! “
After the turtle immortal took the initiative to help him pay the bill, the feeling of pain in the flesh had disappeared without a trace, and while humming a little song while packing up his things, he heard the gold lord speak, and said very happily:
"Ask!"
Lin Xia asked cautiously:
"These ...... Is that you, uh, the reason why you're not getting married? “
Silence! After a while, the turtle immortal shouted violently:
"All Nations Shocking Palm!"
As soon as the voice fell, I heard Lin Xia's miserable cry:
"Ahh …… Grandpa Turtle, I was wrong! ”
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On the sea, the Pirav trio finally got out of the robot, and were chased by a group of sharks behind their butts for a long time, and finally climbed to an island of only a few square meters.
Ah Xiu looked at the endless sea and said with a sad face:
"Lord Pirav, not only did we not find the treasure, but we were thrown into this kind of hellish place, what should we do now? I'm so hungry! ”
Xiao Wu sat on the side with her knees crossed and nodded:
"I'm hungry too!"
Pirav suddenly felt a pain in his back, and with a backhand, he took out a big crab, and couldn't help but say proudly:
"Can you still starve with this king? See what this is? Come on, let's eat big crabs today! The conditions are limited, there is no sauce, let's deal with it first! Xiao Wu Ah Xiu, each of you eats a big tongs, and I tell you, the white meat in the tongs is the best......"