Vardy began to tell his story.

"Once upon a time there was a farmer who was throwing chickens at home, so he set a trap and caught a fox. But the farmer felt that the fox was very pitiful, so he was very kind and let the fox go. ”

"From that day on, every morning the farmer would wake up to find a bowl of steaming white porridge on the table......

The farmer couldn't help but wonder, could it be that the fox had turned into a beauty to repay his kindness?

"One day, before dawn, the farmer quietly got up to see how the white porridge came from, and when he saw the truth, he was directly stunned!"

As soon as he said this, the interested teammates shouted one after another.

"It must be that the fox has become a big beauty, how beautiful and beautiful it is, and then prepare to make a promise!"

Vardy smiled intently, full of meaning, and then told the end of the story with the expectant expressions of the players.

"It turned out to be a fox, sitting on his table, facing the bowl... Jerk off. ”

As soon as Vardy's words fell, all the United players leaned over and retched, their faces turned green!

Beat... Beat... Plane?

Nima!

Originally, everyone listened attentively, thinking that this was a beautiful love story, even if it was a combination of people and monsters, it was still the love they wanted to pursue, happy and full of mythology.

But I never expected that Vardy would come to such a big turn, and the turn was so bad that they all vomited!

Nima, the fox is actually male!

And the daytime that the man drank every day was actually a fox jerking off***!

Do you want to be so disgusting?

The Manchester United players feel like they've never been so disgusted in their lives!

Retching is already good, and there are even a few people with poor mental tolerance who have started to vomit a lot!

Not to mention these players, even Manchester United's nutritionists can't stand it, after all, this porridge is cooked by him.

Vardy watched his teammates retching one after another, and a supreme sense of accomplishment came spontaneously, but he knew that what he should do at this time was to leave quietly, otherwise the consequences would be unimaginable.

If you don't run now, when?

But before Vardy could run out of the gate, he was held back by Ferdinand.

"Where are you going?" Ferdinand Deppy said to Vardy with a smile.

Vardy was stunned, "Why are you okay?" ”

Rio Ferdinand didn't vomit like the rest of the Manchester United players, and although his face was a little blue, at least he was in good shape!

Well, the last women's clothing boss made Ferdinand's psychological endurance and resistance improve a lot.

Vardy rolled his eyes, and then said righteously: "I was kind enough to tell you a story, and now I'm going to train, what are you holding me for?" ”

It's just that who will listen to his explanation at this time.

"Hold him down, I'm going to kill him!"

"Where's my knife?"

"I'm going to have to feed him what I spit out!"

......

A group of teammates shouted while vomiting, that posture, really want to live with Vardy!

For Vardy, it's like surviving in the end of the world, with a horde of zombies on their way......

The ending is naturally very miserable, it is simply a tragedy in the world!

Vardy was pressed to the ground by his teammates in turn, and if it weren't for the damage to his teammates' stomachs, I'm afraid Vardy would definitely have fewer parts on his body when he stood up.

During the afternoon training, the Manchester United players were still ugly, and they stood on the training ground weakly, which puzzled Ferguson.

Why do they all look like they've been squeezed dry?

Could it be that they all ran out to fool around during such a small break at noon?

But even if the young people can't control it and form a group to do bad things, but an old and serious player like captain Gary Neville shouldn't follow them to mess around!

However, the observant Ferguson soon spotted the clue.

The rest of the players were all green, but Vardy had a normal face, but his face was all gray.

The answer is already obvious, it doesn't take Conan to reveal the truth.

It was Vardy who did something that made people angry, making his teammates extremely embarrassed, and then the players taught Vardy a hard lesson.

Well, no problem!

Thinking of this, Ferguson was angry and didn't fight anywhere.

It's a big battle with Chelsea soon, and Vardy still doesn't know how to do things, and it looks like the players are doing it as if they were human, isn't it a delay?

Ferguson didn't give Vardy a good look directly, called Vardy out, and was about to give him a big reprimand.

Vardy definitely couldn't be caught with his hands tied, so he said very innocently: "I swear I didn't do anything bad, I was kind enough to tell you a story, but they treated me like this, I was wronged, I was wronged!" ”

"What story are you telling that is so powerful?" Ferguson asked, still grim.

So Vardy then repeated the story again.

"Don't talk about it, huh...... ...... vomit"

"Your uncle, stop ...... ...... vomit"

The teammates who were standing in a row heard Vardy speak again, their faces became even more ugly, their stomachs churned again, and several of them who had poor mental capacity began to retch again.

But Ferguson didn't know the cause and effect, and although he didn't think the joke was clean, it didn't make the players look like this.

He, an old man, can bear it, why can't these team members bear it!

Ronaldo saw Ferguson's doubts, endured his disgust, and solved the mystery for Ferguson: "When he was telling the story, we were drinking white porridge ......"

Ferguson almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood, Rao is psychological tolerance is super strong, and he was still scorched on the outside and tender on the inside.

Nima!

You deserve to be beaten!

Why didn't I kill you!

Not to mention that the team members were drinking white porridge at the time, even if I thought about it, I felt like I was going to vomit!

Needless to say, Vardy was punished by Ferguson for running laps, screaming while running laps.

It's unreasonable for me to think about the team, and I'm still being punished.

Of course, although Vardy's behavior made the players feel sick to their stomachs for a few days, the atmosphere in the team was far greater than before, and the haze of the big game was swept away, at least Vardy did not work in vain, and the punishment was worthwhile.

The day before the big battle, the team members finally recovered and entered the final state of the big battle.

......

Manchester United and Chelsea will undoubtedly attract the world's attention at the top of the table, and this summit matchup, although it is only a three-point battle, could affect the trend of the whole season.

The Red Devils remain strong and the Blues have been merging and this game could well be the final tone for both sides throughout the season.

If Manchester United wins, then Manchester United can maintain their strength and finish the whole season in one go;

If the Blues complete the run-in between the squad and the players, then Jose Mourinho's side may regain the momentum of last season and continue to dominate England.

The red-blue battle has replaced the previous double red club, and the showdown between the Red Devils and Arsenal has become the main theme of the Premier League.

Of course, there are many things to watch in this game, and the list goes on.

The first is whether Vardy can continue to maintain his reputation as the 'Chelsea finisher', with Vardy making a splash every time he meets Chelsea, and even scoring a hat-trick.

This season, Jamie Vardy's goalscoring ability is even more explosive, and his scoring style is more comprehensive, can Cech stop Vardy's goal?

At present, it is accepted that when encountering Vardy, the value of the opponent's goalkeeper will automatically drop by 1,500 pounds, and a top goalkeeper like Cech, who is worth nearly 3,000 pounds, is suddenly worth less than half of his value, and has become an ordinary goalkeeper;

And the goalkeeper, who is less than £1,500, meets Jamie Vardy, and it is almost as if it does not exist, it is completely a decoration.

Didier Drogba has improved his goalscoring efficiency this season, and is now on par with Thierry Henry and Wayne Rooney in the scorers' charts, and more importantly, his super-dominant power up front.

Also, will Shevchenko be able to find the goalscoring touch he once had in Serie A and bring a qualitative improvement to the Blues?

These are the highlights of this game.

Of course, there is also the grudge between Vardy and Frank Lampard, the two have had a time of being honest with each other on the pitch, and they have finished tearing each other's pants on the pitch, and there is only such a pair in the whole world of football, so what kind of sparks can the two of them create in this game?

What's more, Mourinho's pursuit of Vardy is not a day or two, he always thinks that Vardy is the most suitable player for his tactics, but Abu brought him Shevchenko, if Vardy's performance in this game is far more than Shevchenko, then presumably the rift between Mourinho and Abou will be infinitely magnified!

......

Facing Chelsea, Vardy is the favorite, because every time he faces Chelsea, he will be inexplicably excited, and then perform exceptionally, I believe this time is no exception!

As the tunnel lined up for the game, Vardy felt someone watching him.

Could it be Frank Lampard?

This thing is not dead, ready to make a mess of himself on the field?

This is Old Trafford, how dare he be?

Confused, Vardy turned his head and saw that it was not Ferdinand, but Shevchenko.

The meaning in the eyes of the Ukrainian nuclear warhead is very complex and difficult for Vardy to understand.

What does it mean?

Feel as if you've found your long-lost brother?

We're not related by blood!

Of course, Vardy doesn't take it too seriously, even if Shevchenko is hostile to him.

Perhaps the former Ukrainian nuclear warhead is worthy of respect, and his achievements in Serie A are enough to be remembered by fans and go down in history.

But Shevchenko, who came to the Premier League, is not the nuclear warhead with huge deterrent power, this is definitely the Waterloo of his career.

His opponent may be Thierry Henry, maybe Drogba, but definitely not Shevchenko.