"I got the wrong card......"

This sentence is like pouring a bucket of ice water on a red-hot soldering iron, stinging and stinging and emitting countless water vapor, but it douses all the heat. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Vardy looked at the referee in front of him as if he were looking at an alien with two heads and a naked tintin undressed.

You're telling me you've got the wrong card?

My fists are outstretched, and you tell me you're mistaken?

Vardy would love to smash another punch and talk to the referee in a different way.

It really feels like a dog after being drunk, and he doesn't know what way to face this referee!

"I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to, this yellow card is yours!" The referee smiled embarrassedly, and his sneering expression made people want to take off their shoes and slap him hard.

The players of the two teams who were entangled were also dumbfounded, they had been making trouble for a long time just now, and their feelings were all misunderstandings, which made people cry and laugh!

The fans in the stands couldn't tell what was going on, just a hard push to get Vardy off the pitch.

Vardy shook his head, lowered his fist and stared at the referee until the referee was stunned and turned to leave.

Forget it, I'll let you go this time!

But don't mess with me next time, or I'll let you know how powerful the teasing system is!

Vardy had a harsh word in his heart.

But as soon as he turned around, the referee's slightly unconfident voice sounded again.

"Well, I'm sorry, but I still have to remind you, because you just tried to use violence against the referee, even if I didn't punish you, the FA will definitely punish you according to the video after the game, I hope you can be mentally prepared!"

Vardy didn't beep the dog this time, he was beeped by the dog!

Do you want to be so cheating?

The previous fist and kick against the referee was completely out of his mind and wanted to die with the referee, I didn't have a good time, and you don't want to be beautiful!

But now that I found out that this was a misunderstanding, my behavior was very inappropriate.

In any case, the authority of referees on the pitch must be guaranteed, this is the consensus of the entire world football community, and no football association will be soft in this regard.

Even if there was a reason, Vardy eventually challenged the authority of the referee, and the subsequent punishment was almost inevitable.

Even if Manchester United have a lot of energy in the Premier League and are often cared for in all sorts of ways, there is no room for manoeuvre like this, and the FA will not risk the world's condemnation to let Vardy go.

But it was too late to say anything, and the whole thing was out of control when the referee mistakenly pulled out the red card.

At this time, the fans in front of the TV have been explained by the referee and have restored the whole process of the matter, and they have been speechless for a long time, not knowing what to say!

"Sure enough, teasing can be contagious, and even the referee was not spared this time!"

"This red card is very slippery, Vardy's teasing should have been punished earlier, it is recommended to change the rules of football, teasing on the pitch is equivalent to a foul!"

"Vardy threw a punch, but I don't think he was trying to attack the referee, he just wanted to play a game of rock-paper-scissors with the referee! ”

"I found out that it wasn't Vardy who deliberately teased him, this is clearly a joke who took the initiative to come to the door, he is quite innocent!"

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The game resumed, but Vardy was soon replaced by Alex Ferguson, who was afraid he would behave irrationally on the pitch again.

In the end, Manchester United took away a victory, won another duel between the two red clubs, and won a tough battle!

At the press conference, Vardy said that he would not attend anything, and Ferguson was also silent about all of Vardy's problems, and putting pressure on the FA through public opinion at this time would have the opposite effect.

Public opinion is hotly hyped about this double red meeting, and the referee's wrong red card to Vardy has become the focus of attention.

Everyone is also waiting for the FA's penalty notice, and even if it is optimistic, Vardy will not escape the penalty of the ban.

Sure enough, the next day, the FA issued a notice that Vardy was suspended for one game for his aggressive behavior on the field.

In fact, according to the usual sentencing standards, even if Vardy is suspended for three games, there is no problem, but the root cause is that the problem is still with the referee.

Although it is true that Vardy did not do it properly, when a person is oppressed to the extreme, how can he not resist!

Pardonable!

So a one-game suspension is only a symbolic punishment.

Jamie Vardy has still not been interviewed, while United have said they will not appeal the penalty, and the matter is over.

It's just that this referee was suspended from the Premier League because of his funny mistake.

In the next Premier League game against Blackburn, Vardy will not be able to play, so for the next week, Vardy can almost rest!

It's a hard time!

Speaking of which, Vardy feels that he is quite cheap, and he obviously killed the cheating task link of the comic system, but now he can't receive those bizarre cheating tasks of the system, and Vardy still feels a little missed.

Vardy, who was desperate for free trait points, had to turn his eyes to the sidelines, and after the system was updated, off-field tease would also be counted in the accounting, and he knew that this was definitely an important way for him to obtain perk points in the future.

It just so happens that he is on vacation now, and he can find a sense of existence outside the field, so that others can forget him!

I remembered that I had seen a video in my previous life, where the president put on makeup and played the role of a homeless man to show off his skills on the streets of Madrid, all kinds of funny, all kinds of no one cared about, until the end of the interaction with a child, unveiled the disguise and revealed his true face, and then caused a large-scale sensation.

It's a good idea and Vardy thinks he can use it as a reference.

So Vardy began to plot his own teasing operation.

This is also an act of publicity, so it needs to be controlled by the most professional throughout the process, and Raiola, as Vardy's agent, is naturally duty-bound, and he has prepared a strong team for Vardy, from makeup to photography to final promotion, leaving no stone unturned.

As a public figure, exposure is completely the best way to measure popularity, although Vardy doesn't like it very much, but when he enters this industry, he has to play according to the rules of this circle.

For the sake of realism, Vardy deliberately dyed his hair back to pale yellow, otherwise anyone would be able to see who he was with a tomato on his head!

The skin is darkened, the bags under the eyes are drawn, sunglasses are worn, and at least the beard is thick, which is the standard for a homeless person!

As for the president wearing a special prosthesis to create the illusion of obesity, Vardy thinks it's better to forget it, it's too hot, and he won't cover the prickly heat!

Three discreet cameras will capture Vardy's footage in all directions, so you won't miss a single interesting shot.

Arrived at Albert Square in Manchester, which was also the location chosen by the team for Vardy's operation.

Albert was the husband of Queen Victoria, and Albert Platz was built in his honor, and now Albert Platz has become an essential attraction for tourists.

Walking out of the car with the ball, at this time, the pedestrians on the road were in a hurry, and this part of the people obviously had their own things to do.

Tourists are weaving, touring this complex full of Victorian characteristics, feeling the history and weight.

It's two completely static and dynamic pictures.

There are freelance musicians playing music in the square, perhaps out of love or out of necessity, all of which add vitality and vitality to the square.

Vardy did a simple warm-up and teased outside, but if he was careless and injured himself, he would be killed.

In the not-so-secluded part of the square, Vardy began to bounce the ball simply, and while it was coherent and not falling, it was clearly not a technical move.

In England, a country where almost everyone loves football, this hand-wrenching stunt is completely worthless, and maybe a random aunt on the street can give you a show, and the movements are more standard than yours.

After a while, Vardy was embarrassed by the previous president, and no one paid attention to him.

Isn't it, a homeless man playing football here, and he doesn't show anything extraordinary, and everyone has to be idle to stop and watch him perform.

Well, since juggling the ball doesn't work, Vardy might as well play some freestyle football!

While moving forward quickly with the ball in a crowded place, and immediately making various fancy passing actions to bypass the obstacle when encountering an obstacle, the whole process is smooth and smooth in one go, which is something with technical content.

However, the pedestrians still didn't buy it, and if they were in high spirits, they could pretend to grab the ball, and they simply glared at Vardy, the bastard who delayed his walking, with a fierce look.

"Hey, beauty, can you leave a call?" Vardy naturally did not forget to flirt with his sister while showing off his skills, and stopped in front of the British beauty, saying very frivolously.

"Don't!" The beauty replied crisply, with a disgusted expression on her face.

Undeterred, Vardy moved on to his next goal, which is to collect ten "rejections" today!

Anyway, my task today is to tease, and no one can see that I am armed like this, so it doesn't matter what.

"Hey, beauty......"

A beautiful woman stopped in front of Vardy, looking at him with a whimsical gaze, as if she was watching Vardy show off her skills and was attracted by Vardy's somewhat rough skills.

Vardy seemed to have gained momentum and played harder, so much so that he soon ran out of breath.

I sighed in my heart, this is more tiring than playing a game!

Just when Vardy thought it was time to strike up a conversation, the sexy girl suddenly pulled out a handful of coins from her bag, smiled at Vardy, and then bent down to scatter the coins in front of Vardy.

Looking at the girl's swaying back and the coins scattered on the ground, Vardy's inner world was sad at this moment.