Chapter 31: Andrew the Confused

"Welcome, welcome, warm welcome!"

"Welcome to the School Board Investigation Team to visit and guide."

"Mr. Andrew, you have worked hard!"

Andrew took his first steps out of the train and suddenly wanted to return to the car in horror. He hadn't figured out what had happened, but there was no doubt that something had gone wrong, and the scene was completely different from what he had expected······

Why a float? What the hell is going on? What is the reason for this bunting? What does it mean that the boys and girls who fill the train station are holding bouquets? Hell, who is this sloppy old guy who came up and hugged him in a Hawaiian flower shirt? Wait a minute! Before I came, I had clearly read the files of all the heavyweights of the academy······ I didn't see this face with a wine trough nose!

Before he could react, he was hugged deep into his arms by the old guy, slapped his back vigorously, and when he almost fainted from the smell of alcohol, a beautiful girl came up to put a Hawaiian-style garland on him, and was surrounded by the float painted with the Q version of the five-colored dragon

"How······ What's going on? What kind of battle is this? Hijack? "Andrew was stupid

Turning back to ask for help, he looked at the entire group of cadres led by Patsy, many of whom were extremely capable of speaking and spiritually elites, who actually stood still at the moment, looking at him with pity.

Patcy hurried up and leaned into Andrew's ear, "This should be the convoy sent to meet you······ This is probably ······ Mr. Vice Chancellor. ”

"Deputy ······ Vice-principal? Andrew's mind was blank, he had never heard of the position of vice president at the Kassel Academy, and according to the organizational chart, the president of Angers directly managed the "school council" responsible for the operation of the college and the "academic committee" responsible for educational research, and there was no such thing as a vice president in that committee

With Principal Angers' strong executive power, there is no need for the assistance of a vice principal at all, right?

"He has another title," Patcy whispered, "the night watchman." ”

Andrew shuddered slightly, looking at the drunken old guy, who couldn't connect this guy with the person in the photo anyway.

Before coming to the Kassel Academy, I had to study the secret number two of the college, the "Night Watchman", and Andrew also got a photo of him, although it was taken in Bolivia in 1934, which is a bit too old, but given that this guy hasn't shown up for decades like the heads of departments, it's good to get a picture.

But what about the sculptural face of the beautiful man in the photo?

And what about the Greek nose?

And what about the slender curls that sit somewhere between a swinger and a rock 'n' roll youth?

What about the eyes that are between bewitching and innocent, and killing young women and grandmothers?

And what about the calfskin boots that feel it?

Where did you pop up with such an old thing that looked like it had just returned from a vacation in Hawaii and had a small belly?

He's a night watchman?

How dark and powerful this hidden figure must be! Will the person who can counterbalance Angers be this kind of goods?

And he's still ······ Vice-principal?

"Because he is lazy, there is no position suitable for him, so the title is vice principal, and he is not in charge of any transactional work." Patsy explained

The old guy nodded vigorously, probably "I'm the man you were waiting for." ”

Andrew was momentarily depressed, knowing that his plan was over.

Originally, he expected that the only person who could hinder his investigation would be Ange, who was in the academy, and at this time he would publish the materials he already had to Ange, telling him that the school board did not trust his execution, and that the school affairs must be thoroughly investigated, and then bypassed Ange and went directly to the heads of various departments

But now it seems······

"Black and white kings, mascots, mascots, enliven the campus atmosphere." Mr. Vice Chancellor looked like a very bold person, and laughed enthusiastically, "There have been many changes in the college in the past ten years, and I have been waiting for the school board to check and show the new campus style, and finally look forward to you!" ”

This strange tone made Andrew's feet soften for a while

Hundreds of boys and girls in dark green school uniforms raised their bouquets of flowers in their hands, the floats moved slowly, the voices of people were boiling, balloons and ribbons were flying in the air, and there was a faint sound of champagne, it seemed that they were very happy to be the presence of the investigation team, and they wanted to make this investigation a grand garden party of the college.

The vice principal waved his hand downward, his face full of pride, "The students are in good spirits, right?" "Gave a strong thumbs up," I knew that the investigation team would be satisfied!" ”

He didn't give Andrew any chance to answer, he raised his arms and shouted to the students, "Hello students, students have worked hard!" ”

The students responded loudly, "Hello teacher! The teacher is the hardest ······"

There are a lot of nasty ghosts in the world, and the most annoying ones are the ones who "don't play cards at all".

Andrew has not stayed in the "Chinese first" environment of the Kassel Academy, naturally has not read martial arts novels, and does not know the profundity of Chinese culture

Of course, the best thing is that when a group of Jianghu characters come and go, the old monk who sweeps the floor next to him or the little er who wipes the table by himself when a group of Jianghu characters come and go

Andrew finally got it

The principal Ange is said to have severe pharyngitis and can't see guests, and the ghost knows how a strong man with a strong bloodline that can delay time can get pharyngitis, but he has not appeared once.

The vice-principal, who has the name "NightWatcher" on his business card and looks like a cartoon character, entertained Andrew and his party with 12 points of hospitality

On the evening of arrival at the Kassel Academy, a Chinese-style reception was arranged, with roast duck as the main course, a malantou tofu salad as an appetizer, a spicy and sour tomato soup, and a sommelier serving a high-quality spirit known as Erguotou······

Andrew was warmly hugged by the vice-principal, completely shocked by the temperament of this rough man, after eating a limited number of dishes, the rest of the show was to open two pots of bottles, and his spirit was like champagne at a European royal wedding.

The vice-principal seemed to be in good spirits and very happy, repeatedly changing glasses with Andrew, and his closeness to the investigation team was evident.

This educator, who claims to have started "Chinese education" - he calls himself an educator

According to Chinese etiquette, he carried a wine bottle and drank it one by one at the long table in European style, and when he saw someone, he raised his glass and said, "Go one", and he was as heroic as the Mongolian hero Genghis Khan

The only lyrics Andrew can remember are "When a friend comes, there is wine, if the jackal comes, the only thing that greets him is a shotgun!" ”

The next day, before Andrew had yet to sober up, he heard the loud horn outside thundering and playing some kind of march-like music, and Andrew opened the curtains and was horrified to see the students on the track and field forming a huge phalanx, writhing their limbs regularly as if they were performing some kind of ritual activity.

The vice principal warmly knocked on the door and entered the house, invited him to board an open-top SUV, circle around the playground, and told him that this was an important part of "Chinese-style education", "broadcast gymnastics", and that the college stipulated that all first- and second-year students must participate in morning exercises, otherwise there would be no physical education credits

"Our education is very rigorous! Every penny of the school board is well spent! The Vice Principal was full of confidence and turned around and waved, "Hello students! Great work, students! ”

Then there was a grand reception, judging from the information that the vice-principal's office was of pure French origin, but with the enthusiasm of a Mongolian man, he did not shy away from physical contact, and put his arms around Andrew's neck and said that the best way to cure the hangover was to "drink a little more", otherwise it would "hurt the body"

In view of the fact that the guests were all the deans of various faculties, the elite of the secret party, and they were all very respectful to the vice president, Andrew could not walk away, for fear of ruining the investigation, so he could only accompany another Chinese-style reception

In the end, I couldn't stand the drink anymore and had to avoid the bathroom.

On the third day, I visited the school's "three good students" award ceremony, which is naturally a Chinese education tradition, and the standard of the three good is "good blood, good grades, and good morality", the only S-level Lu Mingfei fell because of the scumbag of grades and fell harmoniously, and the reason for Caesar Gattuso's fall was the same, and finally Chu Zihang and Ye Yu both won the award

The vice principal personally gave Chu Zihang an award, and Ye Yu's award was received by the deputy head of the Dragonblood Regiment, and was awarded by Andrew, the head of the investigation team, instead of the principal, and Andrew had to say a lot of good things about Chu Zihang and Ye Yu in public according to the note given to him by the vice principal······

In the evening, they visited the girls' deep-water certificate exam, and according to the vice principal's explanation, the dragon clan likes to set up their hiding places in all kinds of unbelievable places, such as underwater, and when they annihilate the king of bronze and fire, thanks to the two first-class students in the water, Chen Motong and Lu Mingfei, plus the experienced Ye Yu

Therefore, the deep-water certificate is very necessary, and if you can't take the exam, you can't get the graduation certificate, and each student has to swim 10,000 meters in four swimming styles in the standard pool

Andrew did not understand why this kind of special training program for the Marine Corps was present at the Kassel Academy, which was not only lax but also extremely cruel

He had to obey the vice principal's arrangement, change into swimming trunks, and sit on the deck chair by the pool with the vice principal, who also wore only swimming trunks

Drinking a two-pot head with ice – this is known as the "Chinese way of drinking whisky"

While watching the girls in white bikinis leap into the water, their lotus-like arms rise and fall, breaking open a pool of clear water

"Actually, you used to swim only 200 meters, but it's beautiful, isn't it?" The vice principal, who was very happy, leaned into Andrew's ear and lowered his voice and said, "It's a lot of fun to watch, let's let our girls swim more, swimming more is good for the body!" ”

Looking at his thief eyebrows, Andrew felt defeated······· Utterly defeated!

PS: I've got a cold, my brain is dizzy, well, this chapter is more watery, 233333

PS: This original text is very interesting.,I don't want to skip it.,Changed it and sent it.,Haha,I'm the only one who is lazy and I'm so open-minded.