Although Vardy was a little reluctant to be substituted, he also understood Ferguson, after all, Manchester United now has so many good strikers in the team, and it is always unreasonable to put people on the bench. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

So Vardy then sat honestly on the bench and watched the game, acting like a good baby, much to the surprise of Ferguson, who had been keeping an eye on him with his spare eyes.

Could it be that Vardy has changed sex?

The game is over, Manchester United have won two consecutive Champions League group stage games, sit at the top of the table, and even if they lose two games in the end, there is no problem in qualifying.

In the evening, the clubbers in the Manchester United team divided into several groups to celebrate, and Vardy and his group also rushed to the nightclub in high spirits, they were all suffocated!

"I'm in for a treat tonight, don't fight with me!" Rooney sat on the card seat, and said with a big sword.

"Well, you're so generous!"

"Thank you, no one is fighting with you!"

"Then you are allowed to call two tonight!"

......

A few people were happy, although it wasn't a lot of money, but since someone had a treat, they enjoyed it.

Rooney's constipated expression on his face, he just said it casually, he thought that everyone would rush to have a treat, but who would have thought that these bastards would sell themselves directly!

After a brain twist, Rooney came up with a good idea, which can save the money of finding young models, and can make tonight's event more interesting!

Standing up suddenly, Rooney clapped his palms and shouted loudly: "Let's play something special tonight, we won't look for models, let's go and flirt with my sister by ourselves!" ”

Flirting with your own sister?

Everyone was stunned, and turned their eyes to Rooney.

"Let's play a game, the winner is half the winner, the winner can choose the prey by himself, and the loser must be designated by everyone, and it must be completed, how about it?" Rooney shouted out his idea!

This time several people were really dumbfounded.

The meaning is very simple and easy to understand.

But isn't this game a little too inhuman!

It's easy for those who win, and you can just go straight to teasing which cutie you like, but what if you lose?

These bastards are all afraid of the world's chaos, and if they really lose, they will definitely find themselves an ugly target.

I shudder when I think about it!

Do you want people to live?

The others are okay, they are all crazy personalities, and for them, turning off the lights is actually pretty much the same.

But Vardy was different, his face was green.

Although he wears Vardy's skin, he is still a Chinese through and through at heart, even after two years in the UK.

In his opinion, at least 70% of European and American women can be described as ugly, and what can be looked at by him is at least the beauty of Oriental women, or it is the mainstream face in the world!

That's why he feels hopeless now!

Even if these animals don't have to find themselves an ugly girl at random, but an ordinary-looking woman, when they get to Vardy, they will become an out-and-out ugly girl!

It's a dark night like this!

But it was pushed to the top of the bar, and Vardy gritted his teeth and had to insist, and he would cry when he thought about it!

Several animals applauded, and they all thought such a game was interesting, and they all gave Rooney a thumbs up!

Only Vardy, looking at Rooney, his expression was full of resentment, as if he wanted to be dissatisfied.

After adjusting his mentality, Vardy told himself that he might not necessarily lose, and that after winning, he would definitely find an aunt-level beauty for the bastards who lost.

Hey, it seems that this is right in Rooney's arms!

Looks like he likes it!

At this moment, Vardy knelt down for the scheming fat!

The pre-game is very simple, one person has a large bottle of Coke, the one who drinks it first wins, and the one who drinks it later loses.

All of a sudden, it dawned on Vardy that he loved the game.

In his previous life, he liked to drink Coke the most, even to the point of addiction, and he had nothing to enjoy.

Although it is 1.5 liters, in his opinion, it is like drinking tea, and he goes down.

Confidently picking up the Coke bucket, Vardy and a few others were already eager to try it.

"Let's go!"

Picking up the bucket of Coke and cooing to his mouth, Vardy really couldn't even milk it!

It's very refreshing at the beginning, and it's this biu that is cool!

But after a few grunts, Vardy felt a breath from his stomach up, and he couldn't drink anymore!

When I stopped, I saw that a bucket of Coke was almost 1/3 of the way down.

I couldn't help but burp, but Vardy still felt a sense of accomplishment, and he felt that he was definitely the one ahead now!

But when he looked at the other animals and the way they were slammed, he was dumbfounded again.

Ferdinand has been down for more than half of the time, Ronaldo is also close to half, Alan Smith is about the same as Ronaldo, and it is also nearly half;

Three of the six are much faster than him, and even if he doesn't need to look at the remaining two, Vardy can't win!

Quickly picked up the Coke bucket and poured it violently, and Vardy also let it go, observing the other three as he poured.

But the more I look at it, the more desperate I become, the coke that these animals drink is like a fake, it doesn't produce gas at all, and no one stops.

The more I drank, the more anxious I became, and I couldn't hold back a sip, Vardy squirted out directly, and it was a complete failure!

He really wanted to find a place where no one was there to cry for a while, and no one should persuade him!

You can lose what you are best at, are these animals still people?

Soon, the winner was decided, and the bastard trio led by Ferdinand filled a large bucket of Coke, and although they hiccuped non-stop, it was clear that they thought that tonight was going to be a pleasant night.

Rooney hadn't drunk much at all, and when he saw Ferdinand's stance, he knew he was going to lose.

Fletcher and Vardy were similar, both of them were a bucket of hard stuffing, but they still lost badly.

Ferdinand cheered, the game was won, he could go and talk to the girl he wanted, and he could also assign Vardy and them the best, and they felt like they were going to climax when they thought about it.

As for the three Vardy, they all have a bitter face, they have encountered the most terrible thing in the world.

"Let's take a walk around and see what we can find for them!" Ferdinand stood up and said to Vardy proudly: "If you beg me now, I may consider letting you go and find you an ordinary ugly girl, otherwise, you have to trust me, tonight will definitely make you unforgettable!" ”

Fletcher wanted to kneel for Ferdinand, but he couldn't help it, he was really afraid that this guy would find him a strange-shaped woman like the bell ringer of Notre Dame, and he would kill himself!

Although Vardy felt distressed, he didn't care too much, unless Ferdinand agreed to let him find it himself, otherwise in his opinion, ugliness and uglier were only a difference of degree, in fact, they were both the same damage.

Soon, the three Ferdinand returned, and that look of excitement clearly told everyone that they had found the right target.

"Darren, do you see that fat woman at the bar, she's yours tonight!" Ferdinand said to Fletcher with a strange expression.

Following the gaze of Ferdinand's fingers, even Vardy gasped.

Although European and American women are easy to gain weight when they reach their age because of food structure problems, it is really rare to be fat like her, which must be close to 300 pounds!

Fletcher burst into tears, and he hugged Ferdinand's thigh and begged for mercy.

Alan Smith found Rooney an aunt who was close to 50 years old, older than Rooney's mother.

However, what is surprising is that Rooney did not have a collapsed expression at all, on the contrary, there was a little expectation in his eyes, which surprised everyone.

Well, there are always hardcore people, and everyone is defeated by Rooney's special fetishes!

Vardy looked at Cristiano Ronaldo and didn't know what problems he would have.

"Jamie, don't say I don't care about you, I didn't find you a fat girl, I didn't find you an old lady, although she is a little ugly, but at least she is a normal person!"

Ronaldo grinned wickedly and reached out to the target he had found for Vardy.

This time, let alone Vardy, even the other people were about to vomit at that moment.

It's too Nyima ugly!

It's tempting to look at the back, the figure is good, and the shawl long hair is also attractive.

But this typical back killer will make people desperate and suspicious of the world when they turn their heads!

The foundation on her face is thicker than the bottom of the wine bottle, and the white looks unusually oozing, coupled with the bright red lip line, a proper female ghost!

There was also a black mole on the left cheek that was larger than the watch dial, and the nose was frighteningly high, which would surely frighten the woman to death if she were to haunt the inaccessible place late at night.

Excuse me, did you come to a nightclub after filming a horror movie without removing your makeup?

I'm here to flirt with my sister, not to give out benefits!

Vardy looked at Ronaldo pitifully, hoping that he could change his target, everyone is so iron, there is no need to kill them all like this!

But even if Ronaldo is soft-hearted, the other animals do not agree, and it is obvious that Ronaldo is looking for this target for Vardy very much to their heart.

"Go, you'll be happy tonight!"

"Well, I hope your heart is still well!"

"Give your love, you know, for her, this is social welfare!"

......

The sad poor Fletcher and the excited Rooney have already made their way to the target, only Vardy, who is still grinding here, really wants to die here!

I don't want it!

Seeing Vardy cheating, Ferdinand and Alan Smith glanced at each other, and drove Vardy to the ugly girl who was so ugly that he made Vardy doubt his life.

"Hello, beauty, my friend wants to talk to you!" Throwing down a sentence quickly, Ferdinand and Alan Smith forced themselves to vomit and ran away as fast as they could, leaving Vardy struggling in place, and the whole world had abandoned him!

"Oh, handsome guy, hello!"

The woman was interested, moved, sat down on the edge of the seat, and said to Vardy, who was sitting on the ground in despair of the whole world.

"Hero, please give me a good time!"

Vardy burst into tears, let me die!