Chapter 104: A Witty Boy

Lin Xia looked at the two bold words and said in surprise:

"Huh? You, you're ......"

The king of the realm with the two antennas coughed twice, bent over with his hands behind his back and slowly turned around, and opened his mouth and said:

"Huh...... I am...... Ahem...... Well...... World...... King of the World! ”

Lin Xia thought to himself, what is wrong with the king of this world, it can't be a stammer, right? But it was inconvenient to say this directly, so he pointed to the gorilla and said:

"Then he's ......"

The King of the Realm replied:

"His name is Babs, my pet!"

Lin Xia was a little embarrassed and said:

"Haha, it's okay, I just said that it is impossible to return to my ancestors so much! Ha ha! ”

The King of the Realm was confused:

"What atavism?"

Lin Xia scratched his head and said:

"Nothing, nothing!"

A kind smile appeared on the face of the King of the Realm:

"It's okay, you can laugh if you want."

Lin Xia shook his hand and said:

"No, no, no! Don't dare, don't dare ”

Seeing his serious face, the king of the realm said helplessly:

"How can you learn to tell jokes with me like this! It's so serious! ”

Lin Xia was taken aback:

"What? Learn to tell jokes? No, no, no, Lord Realm King, you misunderstood, I'm here to learn kung fu from you, and I'm here to cultivate. Didn't Lord Hades tell you? ”

The King of the Realm said in amazement:

"Learning Kung Fu? You're not here to learn how to tell jokes from me? That guy from Hades, every time he called, he nagged a lot, and he didn't know what he was talking about. Okay, since you're here to learn kung fu, then I'll come up with a problem, and if you pass, I'll teach you kung fu, and if you don't pass, you'll go back and forth from there. ”

Lin Xia immediately cheered up and said:

"Yes. Lord of the Realm, please ask for the question. ”

The King of the Realm shook his hand and said:

"Don't be so nervous, don't be so polite, just call me the king of the realm. Well, my topic is: Tell a joke to make me laugh! ”

Lin Xia was taken aback:

"What? Let me tell jokes? ”

The King of the Realm was full of confidence and smiled:

"What? Scared? I'm a genius at jokes! If you don't have two hits, don't try to make me laugh! ”

Lin Xia said depressedly:

"King of the Realm, aren't we joking, it's ridiculous to tell jokes, undead and hateful interstellar bandits!"

The King of the Realm was not angry, and said lightly:

"Stinky boy, you want to teach me a lesson, you are still tender. Fighting against a strong enemy, without an optimistic and peaceful attitude, how can you give full play to it, or even exceed your own strength? Don't talk nonsense, don't laugh at me, you just go back honestly! ”

Lin Xia felt very reasonable when he heard it, and apologized honestly:

"You have a point, King of the Realm. But my jokes are not low, you have to be prepared. ”

The King of the Realm laughed:

"Haha, you're a good joke. It's a pity that this can't be counted. Come on, let me hear the power of your jokes! ”

Lin Xia smiled:

"Hehe, King of the Realm, listen up. Say, there was a teenager who was on a plane alone, and he drank on the way, but he couldn't speak a foreign language, so he thought of a way, and after recruiting the flight attendant, he gestured and said: I want to grunt, grunt, ”

The king of the realm laughed when he heard this:

“…… Poof! Ahh Grunt...... Ouch, tons and tons...... What a witty boy! ”

Lin Xia grinned and said:

"Hee-hee, King of the World, how powerful is this joke?"

The king of the realm was stunned, and while taking out a cloth to wipe the tears of laughter, he said embarrassedly:

"You're amazing! You're a witty teenager too! Are you a professional joker? ”

Lin Xia smiled:

"Amateur. King of the World, please teach me kung fu. ”

The King of the Realm raised his hand and said:

"Okay. Come on, make a move, and see how good you are. ”

Lin Xia was in good spirits, clenched his fists, rushed up and punched the king of the realm, the king of the realm waved a palm lightly, pushed Lin Xia's arm hard, and Lin Xia flipped out!

King of the Realm says:

"You're welcome, use your fastest speed and greatest strength!"

Lin Xia was not discouraged after standing still, and rushed over again with his legs, but was still thrown aside by the King of the Realm.

Seeing that Lin Xia wanted to come again, the King of the Realm raised his hand and signaled:

"Stop! What planet are you from? ”

Lin Xia put away the posture and said:

"Earth."

The King of the Realm:

"No wonder, I said why are you so slow. Although my planet is small, its gravity is 10 times that of Earth! Don't be in a hurry to learn kung fu first, get used to the gravity here. ”

Lin Xia said:

"Yes. King of the Realm, do you have any equipment that can carry weights? I want to adapt in the shortest possible time. It's been almost a month since the one-year cultivation time set for me by the King of Hades. Time is ticking! ”

The King of the Realm nodded and praised:

"It seems that you are not just a witty teenager! My planet is small, but it has it all! Say, how much weight do you want to carry the weight? ”

Lin Xia thought for a moment and said:

"I don't know. Is there a gear that can be adjusted automatically? I'm adapting myself! ”

The King of the Realm:

"It's easy, look!"

The king of the realm shook his head slightly, and the two antennas above his head shook at Lin Xia, and there was a soft sound of "swish", Lin Xia instantly felt his whole body sink, and he lay on the ground with a "bang"!

"Ouch! King of the Realm, what's going on? ”

The King of the Realm thought to himself: Oh no! The weight is big! But he was embarrassed to admit his mistake, and shook his head again:

"It's to give you a little pressure, first let you sense the weight of 10,000 kilograms! Well, you try again! ”

Lin Xia felt that the pressure on his body was much lighter, tried to stand up, punched and kicked his legs:

"The weight is okay. What is this load? How should I adjust? ”

The King of the Realm:

"That's 1,000 kilograms. When you want to adjust, let me know and I'll add weight to you. ”

Lin Xia was dumbfounded:

"This ...... Is this also called auto-adjustment? ”

Wang Zhenzhen has a speech:

"Why isn't it called auto-adjust? You said you moved me to adjust the weight, didn't you? ”

Lin Xia was a little speechless and muttered:

"This counts as the automatic ...... of that door"

The King of the Realm roared:

"Stop talking nonsense, get used to gravity. Hey, Babura, come here. You...... By the way, what's your name? ”

Lin Xia remembered that he hadn't introduced himself to the King of the Realm yet, and hurriedly said:

"My name is Lin Xia. Sorry I forgot to tell you. ”

The King of the Realm:

"Okay, Lin Xia, you try to catch Baburu. I'll teach you kung fu after I catch him. ”

Lin Xia Zhengsedao:

"Yes. Bablu, don't be naughty, good, come, let me catch you. ”

Lin Xia spread his hands like a coaxing animal, and walked towards the gorilla while talking, and when his hands were about to catch him, the gorilla shook off his legs and ran away with a swish!

Lin Xia looked at the gorilla in the distance with his hands raised and jumped and jumped, gritted his teeth and said:

"Don't be complacent, Babulu, it won't be long before I catch up with you! Wait and see! ”

Lin Xia rushed to the gorilla!

In this way, Lin Xia did not stop, and on the first day of arriving at the Realm King, he carried a weight of 1,000 kilograms on his back and began to catch gorillas to adapt to 10 times the gravity of the cultivation method!