Chapter 173: Masturbation

The enthusiastic team members responded excitedly: "Except for the needle and thread, take it all!" ”

Everyone cleaned the battlefield with great interest and looted the loot, but soon, everyone was like a frosted eggplant.

Poor!

"Dog! Why is this big-eared monkey tribe so poor? ”

Li Ze scolded dissatisfiedly, and searched for a long time, adding up to only a few dozen dinars, and even more equipment or anything.

It's no wonder that dealing with a bunch of big-eared monkeys like this will give you 3,000 dinars and 80 town points, because there is no extra loot at all!

Led by Li Ze, everyone criticized the poverty of the big-eared monkey tribe.

But to be reasonable, people are just a group of innocent big-eared monkeys, a group of big-eared monkeys, isn't it normal to be poor?

Scolding and scolding, the bamboo sword suddenly lit up, his nose twitched, and said, "What a strong aroma!" ”

Li Ze also sniffed the air and said, "I only smell blood in the air." ”

Under the leadership of the bamboo sword, everyone found a ...... in a tree hole in the big-eared monkey tribe

Barbecue grill!

These big-eared monkeys roast some unknown meat over a fire, along with a pile of looted spices.

One thing to say, it's really fragrant.

The bamboo sword was very arrogant, and he cut a piece of meat from the barbecue grill very unhygienically, put it in his mouth, and then his eyes lit up!

"Huh? Good...... Delicious! It's so delicious! ”

The bamboo sword ate another slice, and the look of chirp made everyone a little greedy.

"What kind of meat is this?" Bamboo Sword asked, "I've eaten so much meat, but this is the first time I've eaten this super tough and chewy, and thoroughly cooked meat from the inside out!" ”

The problem was quickly solved, and in the cellar under the tree hole, everyone found an ice cellar!

The raw meat in the ice cellar also has blood stains, residual bones, and scales......

Dragon Meat!

I didn't expect it! This group of big-eared monkeys is actually making dragon meat skewers!

At that time, after the crusade team skinned and bone-wrestled the dragon Sumo Ichiro, Li Ze also considered using the dragon's flesh.

But considering that Sumo Ichiro was poisoned after all, if there is poison in this meat, it will be a big deal.

Therefore, after stripping the skin and bones, the raiding party abandoned the dragon meat in the wilderness.

But now it seems that the dragon meat has been collected by the big-eared monkeys, and the big-eared monkeys even use natural ice cellars to preserve the dragon meat, intending to save it and eat it slowly!

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When he first found out that it was sumo Ichiro's meat, Takeken's heart collapsed, and he even said his last words: "Keep your mouth shut......"

But after waiting for a while, the bamboo sword is still strong and alive.

So everyone determined that these dragon meat are non-toxic!

The bamboo sword, who was still saying his last words just now, couldn't help but run to eat barbecue dragon meat at this time.

While eating, Bamboo Sword also invited everyone to eat together: "Come on! Be happy! ”

Seeing that the bamboo sword was full of oil, everyone finally couldn't help it.

Li Ze tentatively ate a slice and found that it was indeed good, and the barbecue of beef, mutton and pork was finished!

Is this the taste of the legendary epic ingredient – the raw meat of the dragon?

Li Ze began to feast, and at the same time beckoned everyone to come and eat.

And so a small picnic barbecue began......

Bamboo Sword suggested to Li Ze: "I see that there is still a lot of dragon meat in the ice cellar, and I suggest that we don't waste it." ”

Li Ze thought about it for a while: At present, it seems that the dragon meat is delicious and non-toxic, and this is the northern border again, and the dragon meat is kept in the ice cellar. It seems that there is no risk of poisoning or spoilage.

After tasting the taste in his mouth, Li Ze said: "It's a pity to waste it, let's pull all this dragon meat back!" This place is too poor, you have to get something back, don't you? ”

Originally, everyone was complaining that the big-eared monkey tribe was too poor, and it was very depressing to return empty-handed.

But now, with the dragon meat of this ice cellar, it has suddenly become a bumper harvest.

Thieves don't go empty, this is the creed of adventurers.

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The overloaded wagons were very fast, and after two days of slow trekking, the dragon meat was finally safely escorted to the village's ice cellar.

Represented by the bamboo sword, everyone asked, "Village Chief, when will we eat this dragon meat?" ”

How to dispose of this large pile of dragon meat, Li Ze has already thought of a good idea.

No hurry!

Li Zexian came to the bulletin board of the Adventurers' Guild and handed over a wave of tasks.

Mission: Defeat the Big-eared Monkey Tribe completed with a reward of 3,000 dinars and 80 Town Points.

Li Ze consumed immediately!

This time, Li Ze did not choose to apply for a shop to settle in, but consumed another project.

Barbecue meeting!

Li Ze saved 40 town points, spent another 40 town points, and invited the Adventurers' Association to help organize a high-level barbecue conference!

Spending Town Points to apply for events in the Adventurers' Guild is also one of the main ways to spend Town Points.

After applying for the event, the Adventurers' Guild will carry out professional organization and deployment, event equipment, professional staff, publicity and promotion, etc.

Take the barbecue conference as an example, if the stepping stone village organizes a barbecue conference by itself, then it can only be a village self-entertainment and a BBQ for the neighbors.

If you let the Adventurers Guild organize, there will be the most professional barbecue equipment, the most delicious barbecue ingredients, the hottest barbecue seasonings, and the most professional barbecue masters!

Coupled with the promotion and publicity of the Adventurers' Guild, the event can definitely be organized very successfully.

And the theme of this barbecue conference is naturally the first time in the history of the legend - dragon meat skewer conference!

The Adventurers' Guild is a very dynamic and efficient organization, and two days after the application for the barbecue event, the investigators of the Adventurers' Guild rushed to Stepping Stone Village for 800 miles.

He would quickly make a visit to Stepping Rock Village, and then bring back the information he had obtained so that the headquarters could tailor it.

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Li Ze is very busy for official business these days, but Li Ze has not forgotten his personal enjoyment.

In order to improve his bathing conditions, Li Ze spent a little money to build a private mansion in the open space behind the village office.

It is said to be a mansion, but in fact there is only one room - a large bathroom.

In ancient Europe, baths were an important place for socializing, and Li Ze was deeply aware of this, and was ready to have a bathing sauna diplomacy.

After sending Li'er Xiang out to play, Li Ze asked his thirteen-year-old daughter to prepare hot water in the newly renovated Romanesque bath, and then Li Ze entertained the dusty investigators.

The investigator didn't hesitate to soak in the hot water, and asked Li Zedao directly: "The village elder applied for a barbecue conference this time, I don't know if there is any theme that we need to publicize and promote?" ”