Chapter 57: Your Kidneys Are Weak
The passive Luban is also a kind of helplessness, but the Luban who will take the initiative to stand and masturbate is the real Luban! A good Luban who has won the essence of Luban No. 7!
Tang Xiaoyi and Lu Bu's blood line on the opposite side was constantly declining, the more moments like this, the more exciting and nervous they became, and they both hoped that they could have the last laugh, survive in the last remaining trace of blood, and kill their opponents.
At this moment, as long as players who have played "Honor of Kings", or people in competitive games, they are afraid that they can understand this empathy. If the strength is obvious, the crushing torture is wonderful, but if the strength is almost the same, but you can fight to kill the opponent in the end, the surging psychology is indescribable.
Lu Bu was more and more frightened the more he fought, although the halberd was still dancing wildly, but he was killed in front of him, and Lu Ban, who did not retreat or avoid hard steel, fought back violently, and there was already a slight retreat in his heart. Especially just now, a critical blow lowered his blood line to an extremely dangerous position. Even if his blood volume at this time was only slightly lower than Lu Ban's blood volume, but in the balance position in his heart, the other party seemed to have added a thousand weights.
Run! One word, inexplicably born, Lu Bu couldn't stand this kind of psychological struggle anymore, subconsciously resisted Lu Ban's never-ending shooting, turned around, took a step, and escaped!
Often, repentance is a turn. How many times, how many times, the battle in the game was only because of this moment's instigation, a moment of fear, a moment of inadvertent evasion, and was killed by the opponent who originally had to fight.
Of course Tang Xiaoyi didn't care, at this time, Lu Bu's psychological changes and why he turned around, he was now immersed in this exciting fight. only cares about watching the opponent's movements and his own counterattack, as for whether the opponent is coming head-on or deviating, Tang Xiaoyi can't control it, as long as he is still in the field of vision, as long as he can still attack, the gun in his hand is towards the opponent's weakness, and his own skill is to release when the opponent is most caught off guard.
Even if it has been proven again and again in the game, where the range of melee attacks reaches, dodging is meaningless, but Tang Xiaoyi is persistent in shooting, dodging, pursuing, and aiming......
The sound of Lu Bu being killed resounded throughout the game.
This wave of sound echoed in Tang Xiaoyi's ears, with the last bit of blood, Xiao Luban stood with a gun, and the emotion of the moment of fighting just now ignited Tang Xiaoyi's enthusiasm for Luban No. 7 in his heart, it turned out that the hero who was ridiculed by many people in and out of this game can also be like this! His original heart that rejected Luban died forever at this moment.
Tang Xiaoyi and Luban No. 7 these days, it can be said that they have received many indissoluble bonds, from the game to the crossing, and from the crossing back to the game, back and forth between the two lives, the only thing that contains his body and mind is this small shell, this shell that he didn't have much affection for at first......
"Ah Ke was killed by Zhuang Zhou!"
"The tyrant was killed by Zhuang Zhou!"
Two more system chimes echoed......
"Haha! Little short legs, you can! ”
Niu Yanan is now smiling, all the previous displeasures, with the beginning to the present, the advantages laid by his own side, have gone forever. With a smile on his face, he returned to Tang Xiaoyi's side, and the fat-headed whale circled around the standing Luban No. 7, and finally Niu Yanan turned the dead dwarf into a name that he felt was a gift: little short legs.
"Fuck off your sister's little short legs! ……”
The good impression that he had just established with Lu Ban No. 7, how could he be trampled on, Tang Xiaoyi didn't think about it, and he pushed back to Niu Yanan, who was in a good mood.
"You ......"
Niu Yanan was speechless, this shameless person is sometimes really difficult to get along with unexpectedly. I didn't seem to eat soft and hard, so I just wanted to pick up a few cruel words, but unexpectedly, the guy in front of me swaggered back to the city. Angry and angry, but for some reason, he gave birth to a kind explanation: "Is he angry that he just ignored him?" But didn't he tell me to go too? What a perverted and repeated eccentric! ”
Replenishing blood and changing clothes, Tang Xiaoyi's series of actions seemed to be as if he hadn't heard or answered others, and he was taking care of himself as if nothing had happened. Of course, in fact, this is really the case, too focused on the battle, and through the battle to make yourself realize, when this man and god are fighting, how can you hear what the people on the side have said?
It was his original intention to take the end of the world as his first outfit, but the gold coin was not born long, and he had to sigh after buying a quick-fire gun. The blood line was quickly filled, and the blood in his heart that was eager to fight continued to burn, Tang Xiaoyi immediately rushed out without stopping, and an invincible shark mouth cannon shot out, the target, the opponent in the middle of the battle......
Taking advantage of the opening game, Tang Xiaoyi's side rolled a snowball, all the way like a bamboo, the balance of the game gradually began to tilt, although the opposite side of the technology and awareness is not completely remarkable, and even the strong rise of Sun Shangxiang in the second half of the opposite side has created a lot of trouble for Tang Xiaoyi and them, but this can not save the fate of the tower's defeat.
"Thank you to the colleagues of the two branches in Puxi District and Jingfa District for bringing us wonderful battles! I am happy to announce that Red has won! ”
The hostess's enthusiastic voice pulled Tang Xiaoyi back to reality, took off her helmet, and exhaled deeply, Tang Xiaoyi silently praised her for her full dedication, of course, the MVP of her own side fell on her own deservedly, and the little short leg of Luban No. 7 has become the only terrifying existence in the team that has not been killed, with high ratings, high output and zero mistakes, so that Tang Xiaoyi inexplicably has a glance at the perverted female boss next to him.
"I'm going to die! What to see! Isn't it just going to steal people's heads? What are you proud of? ……”
Niu Yanan took off his helmet, and subconsciously looked sideways at Tang Xiaoyi, a ruthless man who went crazy in the game, but when he looked sideways, he found that the other party was also secretly looking at him. Looking at each other, embarrassed, nervous, and unmistakable, out of the basic reserve and shame of the girl, Niu Yanan's face was slightly hot, and he reflexively scolded.
"Uh...... I want to ask...... Where's the toilet? ”
Tang Xiaoyi is also a thief, he has an unshirkable responsibility for this matter, blame himself for his pride and inflated, what is not good-looking to see this bull demon king, in addition to having a better figure, a little more beautiful, and a little more sexy, what is there to look at! …… Don't think that if you win a game, you dare to be presumptuous in front of the Bull Demon King, obviously you are still shallow, and when you are yelled at by Niu Yanan, your psychology will fall into the wind, and you will make up nonsense at will, wanting to get through the trick and solve this embarrassing situation.
"Toilet, go to the toilet after just one game, are you kidney deficiency!"
From speechlessness to shameful scolding, Niu Yanan's consistent tone raised his voice with the progression of emotions. Coincidentally, the hostess was holding the microphone and came to Niu Yanan's side, wanting to interview the winning party's acceptance speech.
With the help of a loud microphone, Niu Yanan shouted loudly, especially at the end, "Are you kidney deficient!" The words were particularly melodious and sharp, and spread throughout the venue.
"Woo......"
Everyone in the audience was stunned by this earth-shattering sentence, and everyone was dumbfounded, and the air condensed. Tang Xiaoyi also staged a performance of his own urgent need to go to the toilet because he had to cooperate with his own nonsense, so he was still petrified in a half-up state at this moment.
A moment later, Tang Xiaoyi unexpectedly became the focus of the audience, ushering in the "subversion" of his own life! The healthy male colleague in the audience is gloating! The wolf-like female colleagues each looked down on and looked down on! Of course, there is still light in the world, and some young, kind and ignorant sisters still cast sympathetic glances at Tang Xiaoyi on the stage......