"The Space Battleship is sinking!"

When Barcelona was defeated by AC Milan at the Camp Nou, the whole of Catalonia seemed to be facing the end of the world.

For Barcelona FC and their supporters, Camp Nou is the only and supreme temple in the world!

Playing in this temple is not only an honor for every player, but also an inspiration for them to perform at the highest level.

You know, throughout the 2012-13 season, they have an impressive record of 18 wins and 1 draw in 19 league games at home, and they have not tasted defeat in the whole season!

And in the Champions League, they have only lost once, and that was the nightmare of a 7-0 defeat to Bayern Munich in the second leg of the semi-finals!

Although today's game is not so painful, the pain brought to Barcelona Club is no less than half a year ago, because today's opponent is obviously not comparable to Bayern Munich in its heyday!

All the more because of today's game...... Messi was not injured or sick, and played the whole game!

If Barcelona could still use the excuses of "Messi is injured", "Bayern is too strong as a whole", and "Long Shute is just hugging his thighs" half a year ago, then today's game result is enough to shut everyone up!

AC Milan's injury situation is much worse than Barcelona's!

If you can't beat it, you can't beat it!

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"Well done, gentlemen! Tomorrow all staff will have a day and a half off, and they will officially gather on Thursday afternoon. ”

As soon as he left Camp Nou by car, Allegri, who was full of red faces, announced the good news, which immediately drew a round of applause from all the players.

Milan, who have won all four games, have already qualified from the group two rounds early, and they can even put their experience on the bench for the remaining two games – provided they have a few healthy replacements on the bench......

"Ok, brothers," Balotelli stood up after scoring a brilliant free-kick of the game, "will anyone spend the night with me when I get back to Milan?" ”

Emmanuelsen was the first to raise his hand in the air:

"Mario, is it still the same old place?"

Ba Shen shook his head and smiled mysteriously:

"No, let's go to a more exciting place! Except for the girls who are going to give birth tomorrow, everyone is going to go! ”

"Oh, whoa!"

There was a howl of joy in the bus.

Allegri just smiled at the way the players celebrated.

He is also a manager who likes to enjoy life, and since he said "all hands off", then the remaining 36 hours are the players' personal time, and he has no need or right to interfere.

Instead, he has to think about where he should go to spend the night with his supermodel girlfriend......

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“No it's impossible to connect to the receiver， please call later……”

Emma Watson tucked her phone back into her purse, shrugged her shoulders, and went to Taylor Swift's concert with her little best friend Sophie Sumner arm in arm.

"I wanted to congratulate him on winning the Champions League, but this guy ...... How dare you not answer my call! ”

She pouted angrily, with the wide toad mirror, a little cutie.

"It's late at night in Italy, right? Are you sure he didn't sleep? ”

Sophie kindly comforted her.

But Emma pouted:

"No, I have a hunch that that guy must be with a couple of sluts...... Sophie, let's go find a few handsome guys too! ”

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Long Shute suddenly shook.

I don't know where Balotelli found the kid, but he actually led a group of teammates to an alternative nightclub buried in the ground......

As a result, his cell phone signal has been intermittent, and coupled with the already noisy music environment, he can't hear the phone ringing at all.

Recently, the team's momentum has been very smooth, leading alone in the league, beating Barcelona in the Champions League, and having fun inside and outside the dressing room, at this time, it is very normal for teammates to organize a group party.

If Lonshit is a fringe player who has just been promoted from the academy, he can not participate; If he is a player with an 80-year-old mother paralyzed in bed and an eight-month-old child waiting to be fed, he can also not participate.

But he is the core and leader of the team, and he is a person who feeds the whole family without hunger, and his fiancée is still far away across the ocean, so it is a little unreasonable not to attend a party.

Ladies and spirits are indispensable for men's gatherings, and in every small group, there are always one or two people who are particularly talented in organizing events, and Balotelli is obviously a true biography of Milan's old-timers - Ronaldo and Ronaldinho, and just a phone call was made, and a group of Italian third-tier models and actors were found......

It is said that football is a cruel industry, but isn't this true in the entertainment industry?

Are those popular stars really better looking than third-rate actors? Hotter body? Better acting? Higher level of morality? More dedicated to work?

Not necessarily, it's just luck.

Although AC Milan has declined a little in recent years, in Italy, these players are still quite appealing stars, if they can rub sparks with them, maybe they will really "become an instant hit"!

There are definitely not a few young actors with this kind of thought, especially in Italy, France, England, and the Netherlands, which are places where entertainment is developed and the social atmosphere is more open......

When he was at Ajax, Long Shute experienced something similar, but the youth team at that time was generally young, most of them were hairy young men around 20 years old, the salary was barely enough to spend, and he was not too famous, even if he had this mind, he had no chance......

When he was at Bayern, Ronshit had already gained fame and fortune, but his teammates were basically very disciplined Germans, counting on Lahm, Piggy, and Muller to take him to spend time and drink, and it always felt that some people had collapsed......

As for the two foreign bigwigs, Luo Laohan and Da Tanuki, they spend most of the year in the hospital recuperating from their injuries, and they really don't have time......

But Milan is different, it is a world-famous fashion city, Italy is a country rich in beautiful women, it is said that Italian men are all good at picking up girls, from former Prime Minister Berlusconi, to ordinary melon-eating people, are very keen to mess with the relationship between men and women......

Balotelli is a good example, this young and famous little guy was exposed to being taught a lesson by the team's big brother Crespo because of his inappropriate private life when he played for Inter, and Ba Shen was not yet 19 years old at the time......

After moving to Manchester City, he was completely hyped by the British paparazzi and became a celebrity in the entertainment industry, and the popular star Jenny Thompson, who once staged a 4P battle with Rooney, was publicly interviewed, saying that Ba Shen can be ranked in the top ten among the men he has slept with, with a comprehensive score of 9.5, and he is completely fat and half-bald......

After that, there were also Ba Shen vs. female assistants, kissing skills to conquer British women, picking up Ronaldo's old love Lafaela Fike, flirting with strippers, tearing up actresses***** forcing stars' brothers to drink urine, 15 concubines in the harem, going to a sex party with Berlusconi's beloved daughter Barbara, sleeping with his girlfriend and going to sleep with his girlfriend next door and being caught raped in bed, etc., which greatly enriched the spiritual and cultural life of the European people, and indirectly cultivated a large number of excellent jokers for China.

Of course, Ronshette has always refused all this, at least since he established a relationship with Emma, he has been completely insulated from these things, occasionally called out to parties by his teammates, he only focuses on new food and a small amount of wine, and he has never carried a gun in the face of the European girls waiting in line for his pampering.

Emma?

Long Shute subconsciously took out his mobile phone, and sure enough, there were three missed calls.

Luckily, it was just ten minutes ago.

He hurriedly greeted the others, and then got out of the dimly lit underground night scene and dialed the phone on the quiet street.

I don't know if it's a coincidence, but it wasn't until he dialed out for the third time that a voice came from the other side.

"Are you outside?"

Ronshit heard loud music.

"It's Taylor's concert," Emma's voice was a little vague in the background, "I was going to congratulate you on another victory over Barcelona, but it never got through...... Did you sleep? ”

"No," said Ronshit, "I'm celebrating with my teammates in the bar, but you know, I've always been on my toes and resisting temptations......"

Emma laughed on the other end of the phone, because she was born in France and raised in England and almost never heard the strange word.

Long Shute looked up at the stars in the sky:

"Honey, I miss you......"

"I miss you too, Darling~~" The phone seemed to soften suddenly, "By the way, I have a few events in Europe next week, and Milan is also one of them, don't practice too much these days......"