Chapter 3 Xiaobai and the Five Mushrooms

After being reborn, Bai Xiaonian's shoes, who were cared for in the Bai family, in addition to eating and drinking every day, had to keep pretending to be stupid in front of adults, he didn't want to be found living in this petite body of a twenty-year-old weird Shu Huang, you must know that the scientists in the Chinese Academy of Sciences must be extremely interested in this kind of supernatural thing!

And now our little white is being watched by five bright sisters, they are all trying to stare at this airborne brother, according to their parents to explain that this little ancestor is the hope of the Bai family, can be loved by the old man, which makes them both jealous and strange, what kind of little love can snatch love, actually deceived their amiable old man's heart!

Bai Xiaonian worked hard to pretend to be innocent and cute in front of the five little girls, and muttered secretly in his heart: ", these little girls have so strange eyes, why are they looking at monkeys, goosebumps are about to rise, go away, go away, don't block me from looking at the Pleasant Goat!" ”

"Hey! Bai Xiaonian, you honestly explain, how did you deceive our grandfather, and now grandpa doesn't care about me anymore! Hum! The tallest girl said to Bai Xiaonian indignantly. His eyes are full of grievances...

"Huh? Are you mistaken, eldest sister, how could I have deceived your grandfather, isn't the old man sitting over there? You're going to play with him! Bai Xiaonian made a confused expression, but his mental activity was extremely active.

"Sister Xiao Xiao, don't talk to this little villain, look at him like that, I think he just owes it up!" A slightly shorter girl next to her said to the girl just now. As he spoke, he stretched out his little hand with baby fat and grabbed the ears of the little white children's shoes...

"Ouch! Sister smashed something to say okay, don't do it, oops, yes, yes, it's heartbroken! Oh mom, I surrender! Can't I surrender? Bai Xiaonian was in pain, and his little face turned red. It seems that the temperament of this beautiful ear was perfectly inherited by Bai Xiaonian from his father Bai Sizhe in this life, and several sisters saw that the little white children's shoes were in a state of surrender, and they let out laughter like silver bells!

"Wow! These girls are so crooked, they will definitely not be able to marry when they grow up in the future! Bai Xiaonian slandered in his heart.

"No! I don't believe in this evil, the dignified twenty-year-old uncle still worships the pomegranate of your little girls... Bah! Under the grape skirt? See how I clean you up! Bai Xiaonian was planning viciously and ferociously in his heart.

Just do it, take the little girl's hand still on her little ear and didn't let go, Bai Xiaonian held her breath violently, and cried with all her strength, attracting the attention of several uncles and aunts on the side and the old man who was chatting!

"You dead girls, are you bullying us again! Old Man Bai suddenly stopped doing it, and when he saw his favorite grandson crying and making trouble, he couldn't help but feel distressed, and his old face looked like he was going to get angry at a few girls.

The eldest of the girls had just turned ten years old, and when they had ever seen this kind of tent, they were so frightened that they were so frightened that they were even crying!

Bai Xiaonian saw that his goal was achieved, and his heart cheered and jumped! "Small! If you want to do the whole uncle, go back to your mother's womb and do it all over again! ”

Maybe Bai Xiaonian didn't realize that after being reborn, many places on his body were different from his original self, with a little more black belly and a little more vitality, and there seemed to be something else in his personality and soul.

Bai Xiaonian sat on the old man's lap, proudly raising his head like a victorious general, and using his nostrils to meet the resentful gaze of the five girls. At the table, Bai Xiaonian knew that these five crazy girls were his cousins in the Bai family, the tall girl just now was the eldest sister Bai Yan, and the stupid girl who had ill intentions towards her was the third sister Bai Yanyu, and the other three followers were the second sister Bai Ruhua, the fourth sister Bai Shasha, and the younger sister Bai Xinxia. It seems that he has just offended all these dear sisters?

The third sister, Bai Yanyu, sat upright on the side of Bai Xiaonian, without saying a word, looking at her nose and nose and heart silently. Those who are familiar with Bai Yanyu know that this is the most eccentric master of the Bai family, if she thinks that she will raise her hand and surrender like this? Don't even think about it! The silent Bai Yanyu is the legendary demon king of the Bai family!

The interest of adults will not always be on the child, I saw Bai Yanyu's little brain melon turning left and right, and the big black eyes were turning straight away! While a few adults didn't see it, Bai Yanyu secretly took the bottle of the little white children's shoes, and quietly slipped into the kitchen. I don't know why the snow-white milk is a little green...

Not to mention that Bai Xiaonian's appearance is still a baby, but his heart is deeply influenced by socialism and has been crawling in the world for 20 years. The scene just now fell into Bai Xiaonian's eyes without falling, and God knew what oil and ingredients the dead girl added to the baby's bottle!

Bai Xiaonian's little face turned from red to blue, as a little cub who could just sit up, he would never be able to speak, let alone raise his feet and run away. So Bai Xiaonian did something that he regretted very much later, that is, crying loudly. "After all, tears are a child's best weapon!" Bai Xiaonian thought proudly in his heart.

"Hey! Why are you crying? Is there something wrong with it? The old man heard the cry of the little white children's shoes and hurriedly turned his head and said with concern.

"Old man, I think Xiao Nian'er must be hungry, and most children cry because they want to eat!" The eldest aunt on the side said confidently. The eldest aunt is a master who has a lot of experience in parenting, and several uncles and aunts next to her echoed it.

The old man looked at his watch, "Hmm! It's almost time to eat, and it's coming! Are you hungry? Eat grandma! The old man walked towards Bai Xiaonian with a smile on his face. Now breastfeeding the little grandson has become the biggest pleasure in the old man's daily life.

Bai Xiaonian listened to the old man's words, his little face turned into a ball, and his already blue face was so gloomy that he could drip water. Is this considered that he dug a pit for himself, and after burying himself, he asked Bai Yanyu to step on a few feet?

Although Bai Xiaonian tried his best to resist the arrival of the pacifier, his weak body could not withstand the strength of adults. The old man and a vote of uncles and aunts coaxed the pacifier into Bai Xiaonian's mouth, and suddenly a strong spicy smell filled his mouth and nose, tears flowed down like a kite with a broken string, his tongue was numb to the point of losing consciousness, Bai Xiaonian lay on the sofa and had convulsions, and the appearance of the ghost animal seemed to drink not milk but sulfuric acid in his mouth, but a pack of TNT explosives!

The adults looked at the "wonderful interpretation" of the little white children's shoes, and their faces were inexplicable. "What's wrong with this kid? Why are you smoking? Today's kids really know how to play! An uncle joked.

Bai Xiaonian couldn't say anything, staring at the uncle who didn't know how to do it sadly. "O God! Come and save me! A cry from Xiaobai's heart.

The sharp-eyed aunt suddenly noticed the strangeness of the milk. "Yikes! Why is the color of this milk like this? It's also green! The eldest aunt was amazed. Bai Xiaonian on the side shed tears of emotion, and finally someone found the key to the problem.

The adults hurriedly opened the lid of the bottle, and the aunt sniffed: "Ah! Who is so lacking in heart and eyes and puts mustard in milk, how can this be obtained! As he spoke, he pinched his nose with a look of disgust.

The old man instantly changed from red to black, and he took the case: "Which little rabbit did a good deed!" There's a kind of standing up! ”

Bai Yanyu, who was secretly observing on the side, saw that the old man was angry, and thought about Bai Xiaonian's tragic situation just now, and smiled: "Young man, you are still too tender, fight with this girl!" In a few hundred years! "The little feet are gone. Only the white Xiaonian who was rolling on the ground and the old man who was blowing his beard and staring were left!

At this point, the entanglement between Bai Xiaonian and the five mushrooms has begun...

(PS: The first few chapters are all foreshadowing, and the plot of basketball will be slowly added from the next chapter)