The day after the Sacramento Kings completed the three-way deal, the Kings management announced another piece of news.

Just ended a very unhappy season with the Suns, Andrew Bynum, the league's No. 2 hairstylist, did not get the favor of any team.

Even though Bynum's agent has made it clear that the middle class will do, his naughty personality, unfocused attitude towards basketball, and his obvious glass-prone body have put most teams off.

Sacramento Kings, shot.

The Kings officially announced that they have signed a full free agent Andrew Bynum with an annual salary of around $5 million, and the specific number of years has not yet been announced. The former All-Star-caliber player, the talented center of the All-Season Second Team, was reimbursed for the whole season and did not play a single game in the past season. Prior to that, in the 2011-2012 season, Bynum averaged 18.7 points, 11.8 rebounds per game, and contributed 2 blocks per game. ”

"Ha~~~ owes ~~~~~~"

Awakened by the sunlight from the floor-to-ceiling windows, and stretched, Gu Yu only felt that his whole body was about to fall apart.

Looking back at the bed next to him, a thin air conditioner was gently covered there, outlining a rather attractive carcass curve. The convex place is convex, the place that should be warped, the thin place that should be thin, coupled with the fragrant shoulder jade hand pressed on the outside of the quilt, made Gu Yu instantly feel like he was back in elementary school - he was about to raise the flag and salute.

"Damn, I'm really tired......"

Back pain, leg cramps, thinking back to last night's exhausting night, Gu Yu was simply ......

"This is a hard floor!"

Scolding softly, Gu Yu got up from the floor with tears and laughter, and kept comforting himself that sleeping on a hard bed is good for the spine......

Well, here's the thing, last night, while watching the NBA special program and eating barbecue, Xiao Yu and Gu Yu had a very happy conversation, and they had a great time.

In the middle of the night, Gu Yu was already sleepy, and he originally wanted to sleep in bed for a while. But Xiao Yu didn't have the slightest intention of leaving, continued to turn on the TV, ordered a movie, and watched it with relish on the barbecue.

"Eldest sister, I'm sleepy." Gu Yu was helpless and muttered.

"Call my eldest sister ......? Sleep on the floor and go! Xiao Yu turned around and was a pillow kill.

So, Gu Yu slept on the floor for a night......

“…… Regarding this signing, many experts believe that after the Kings originally traded Cousins, the center position, which seemed extremely weak, instantly became thick. The current center combination of Bynum and McGee, although it cannot be said to be luxurious, is quite a luxury configuration in the whole league. ”

On the television, the morning sports news was showing the Kings' series of big moves. In the picture, the wonderful shots of the little shark Bynum during the Lakers period believe that all people who like basketball will be envious of their drool.

Height, Arm Span, Shoulder Width, Hand Shape, Running and Jumping Ability, Skeleton Size, Natural Strength, Scoring Sense Under the Basket, Rebounding Landing Judgment Ability, Defensive Positional Sense, Hand Feel, Back Footwork......

In almost all aspects of the relationship with the center, Bynum has quite a lot of talent. Maybe none of them are particularly top-notch, but being able to achieve such a full range of talent still makes people sigh that the youngest player in the history of the Lakers is really a natural interior wizard.

However, in contrast to his hard talents, Bynum is a huge lack of soft talent.

The learning ability is good, but the concentration is not good, and the improvement speed is slow.

There is clearly enough technique, but whether it is passing or standing, he is always a little careless, and he wastes excellent physical condition.

Looks as indestructible as a Goliath giant, but its body has a tendency to glass. Except for the second year of his career, he has never played more than 65 games, and the past season has been reimbursed for the whole season, which is embarrassing.

With big brothers like Kobe Bryant and Gasol by his side, he didn't learn to carry, didn't learn to assist, and didn't learn the Lakers' gorgeous offensive style. On the contrary, I don't know who I learned to bowling and washing, cutting and blowing, which makes people sigh.

"Especially in that famous photo, where his teammates are working the field, Bynum has an incomprehensible weird smile on the sidelines, as if the game has nothing to do with him. and in the later stages of his Lakers career, he shot those three-pointers that made no sense, and didn't even listen to Kobe's words, etc., which made Los Angeles fans even more disheartened with this once talented teenager. ”

On the TV, Bynum's poor performance on and off the court kept appearing. If a college fan or player saw it, they would have been scolding and thinking that this guy with a problem with his brain didn't deserve to play basketball at all.

But Gu Yu was happy.

“…… Haha, this guy, it's really funny. ”

Gu Yu recalled that accompanied by Lanadivi and Divac, he flew to Phoenix to lobby Bynum.

As an important part of Divac's four-step plan, whether or not to sign Bynum, and to sign Bynum for less than the middle price, is as important as the three-way deal that has just been completed, and it is absolutely indispensable.

Without Cousins, although McGee is also a genius, after all, his brain is not bad, and he can't expect him to stay awake in dozens or hundreds of games throughout the season.

Kings, need a Plan B, a backup plan. Even if you can, it's undoubtedly the best option to use McGee as a plan B and make another player with a more presence on the interior as the starting center.

Andrew Bynum has become the best prey in their eyes.

When he arrived in Phoenix and entered Bynum's rented private training facility, the big man was working on a recovery court after recovering from injury.

"Bang!"

A violent buckle was full of power, and it became a greeting gift for Gu Yu and them when they walked into the training ground.

"The recovery is pretty good." Divac is also a center forward, and when he saw Bynum's running, jumping and moving movements, he judged his physical state, and nodded: "100% definitely not, but at least there are more than 70%, and the technique has not regressed much, it is really a genius ......!" ”

Bynum naturally noticed the three people who entered the court, although he had made an appointment before, Bynum's interest in basketball had already declined, and he didn't care so much about whether he could continue to play. If it weren't for the agent's compulsion, he wouldn't have wanted to come today.

"Humph......"

With a cold snort, Bynum didn't have the slightest intention of greeting Gu Yu and the others, and Gu Zi continued to play with the ball. Playing and playing, I didn't even listen to the instructions of the personal trainer on the side, didn't do any restorative basic movements, all kinds of dribbling behind the back and crotch dribbling, stopping and shooting, turning around and dunking, everything.

"This ......"

Although Rana Divi is also a football emperor from a wild road, it is still a little difficult to accept that the players are so disobedient, and he frowned and said: "I don't think it's okay, the recovery training is done like this, what should the whole team do in training?" What about the competition? Can Phil hold him down? ”

"I think it's okay, the peak of his career was played under Phil, and ......" Gu Yu didn't care at all, but smiled at the corner of his mouth, as if he liked Bynum's childish temper a little, and said happily: "Now in the team, I am here!" ”

"Ah......?" Lanadivi was stunned: "Are you there?" Kobe Bryant can't hold him down, can you use it?? ”

"If you don't trust me so much, then why did you bring Westbrook, who Durant can't suppress, to me......

Gu Yu smiled mysteriously, put down his backpack and jacket without taking it off, and walked straight to the field, without saying hello to Bynum, he suddenly rushed over from behind with an acceleration.

"Smack!"

Steals!

“…… Are you sick?!! Bynum's hand was empty, and when he turned around, he saw Gu Yu looking at him with a smile, making a provocative gesture at himself while dribbling the ball, and he came up with a moment of anger, and said angrily: "Don't think that you can do whatever you want when you are hot now, when Lao Tzu signed a big contract, you were still breastfeeding!" ”

As he spoke, Bynum glanced around, his nose wrinkled and said disdainfully, "Kings? Is it the sissy team that has been beaten by our Lakers for ten years and can't turn over? Hurry up and get out, Lao Tzu won't go to your team to play, Kobe Bryant's words Lao Tzu is not a bird, it's up to you?? Let's go home! ”

"Fool, you're wrong about two things." Gu Yu shook his head and smiled: "First, my current contract is much bigger than yours, you are a vegetable in my eyes, I don't even look at you when I pass by, we are not on the same level." Second......"

"Bang bang bang...... Call! ”

Suddenly accelerated, Gu Yu's whole person rushed straight towards Bynum. At the moment when Bynum's conditioned reflex stepped forward to defend in anger, and his long arm was about to touch the basketball, Gu Yu made a sharp stop and retreated, and the whole person seemed to be loaded with a spring, and he threw his signature mid-distance two-stage jumper.

“…… Now I am stronger than Kobe. ”

“…… Swish! ”

The basketball entered the net, Gu Yu landed, and said a big word to Bynum faintly, then turned around and walked out without looking back.

“…… You're the! "How could Bynum endure being humiliated like this? Even if he no longer has the fighting spirit on the court, he is still the one who has overcome obstacles all the way to the top under the watchful eye of the public.

Seeing that Gu Yu was leaving, Bynum stopped doing it on the spot, turned around and grabbed the basketball, and threw it at the back of Gu Yu's head without saying a word.

"Cousin beware ......!!!" Lanadivi and Divac looked frightened, Bynum threw it too hard, this was the rhythm to ruin Gu Yu, and hurriedly exclaimed.

however

“…… Syllable! ”

Without looking back, grabbing behind him with one hand, Gu Yu received the ball steadily, his arm bent slightly, and removed the momentum.

Gu Yu turned around.

"What? Not convinced? The corners of Gu Yu's mouth raised, a demonic smile rose, one hand held the ball, and the other hand made Bruce Lee's provocative gesture to Bynum, and said with a smile: "Heads-up, eleven balls, do you dare?" ”

…… I'm rubbing! Dared??

Lanadivi and Divac quickly glanced at each other, and when they looked at Gu Yu again, their eyes changed.

The most arrogant reckless man on the court seems to be a little intellectual!