Chapter 63: Not Every Player Is Called Klose
Very frustrating!
Very congested!
It was as if the whole world had abandoned itself, including the goalframe that had denied him three goals......
But what's even more depressing is that hitting the doorpost can also be contagious?
Cahill then grabbed the spot in front of goal, only five yards from goal, and actually hit the crossbar again, and the Australian almost didn't collapse!
The two men looked at each other, and the sadness in their eyes was perhaps only understood by themselves. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
Where is the desolation?
Perhaps this day can be called another way - Goodison's Great Jamb Day.
Nima!
Is there any mistake?
I'm the comic!
Now how to change to the door frame to make fun of me!
Jamie Gundy felt he should have a good talk with the Goodison Park goalframe.
So, while the rest of his team-mates were still attacking hard, Vardy silently walked towards Tottenham's goal.
Vardy's arrival made the Tottenham players feel like they were on the verge of a big enemy, just outside the penalty area with such great power, and now they ran into the box to ambush, and the power is not as powerful as the atomic bomb explosion.
But while everyone was worried, Vardy didn't stop and continued to walk until he reached the left post.
Bang me!
This joke can't be because you hit too many door frames and want to remove them to vent your anger, right?
Is he going to become the first player in football history to be sent off for breaking the post?
This is the first reaction in everyone's mind.
Tottenham's players were stunned, they didn't go to stop Vardy;
But Everton's players don't dare to let Vardihu come, with the virtue of this goods, it is estimated that they can poke a hole every day!
Cahill and Carsley, who were closest to each other, gave up the attack and rushed towards Vardy.
However, when they rushed to Vardy's side, they saw Vardy hugging the goalpost, looking like a good brother.
"I said brother, it's almost enough, you stopped me from scoring three goals, it's enough to steal the show, everyone will remember you as the greatest goal frame in history! If you dare to stop me again, then don't blame me for being rude, be careful to tear you down and sell scrap metal! ”
It was as if Vardy was talking to someone, and then his tone changed to threat.
Cahill and Carsley both had the same dog expressions, so they knew that this thing was here to be funny!
The two of them left without looking back, thinking that it would become a joke to stay here any longer.
Vardy didn't care about that, and continued to babble there alone, as if the door frame could really be understood.
Tottenham goalkeeper Robinson is a little overwhelmed, brother, you are stealing my place, right?
"Man, you're offside!"
Vardy turned his head and looked at the Tottenham goalkeeper with a suspicious expression.
"I'm happy, you can handle it?" With that, Vardy turned and returned to his place.
The fans in the stands and in front of the TV didn't know what Vardy had done, so they couldn't help but wonder if he had cast a spell on the door frame.
The game is still going on and Vardy seems to have a bit of a taste.
Could it be that the higher the level of the Heavy Artillery Lasing perk, the higher the chance of hitting the door frame?
The explanation of the system is to improve the accuracy of shots.
And how is this accuracy measured?
What position is accurate to kick?
Is it accurate to hit the door frame?
Well, the system you win!
Of course, this is just Vardy's complaint, in fact, the real reason is his bad luck!
After returning to his attacking position, his team-mates' passes were still concentrated on Vardy, and whenever Vardy got the ball, the opponent looked like he was about to be bombed, which was indescribably funny.
In the 83rd minute of the game, Vardy received a pass from Gravison at the edge of the penalty area, raised his foot to make a shot, and the sharp eyes made Tottenham's defenders feel that an earthquake was coming.
Several players in the shooting path showed sad expressions and turned their backs, although they were afraid, but still tried to block Vardy's shot with their bodies.
From Vardy's point of view -
Wow!
So neat!
If you do shoot, I'm sorry for all your hard work!
Vardy then raised his ball high, duffled a shot, made a feint to shoot and quickly withdrew before suddenly dribbling into the box.
This time it really poked the hornet's nest!
Tottenham's players didn't bother to pose, but when they turned around, it was too late to organise Jamie Vardy.
It feels like you've stepped into your own back garden.
No one stopped him this time, and he had just finished talking to the door frame, so he didn't score this time.
But at this moment, Tottenham midfielder Michael Carrick suddenly came out from his side and made a sliding tackle.
Vardy tripped over his leg and the force sent him tumbling in the air for more than a week before he fell to the ground.
As he tossed in the air, Vardy didn't quite react to what was going on, and it dawned on him when he landed on the ground.
I was brought down in the box, it should have been a penalty, right?
Before Vardy could make any moves, his team-mates had already rushed to the referee's side to take a menacing penalty, and the Tottenham players also ran to the referee's side, trying to appeal.
The referee's whistle sounded in time, but the next action was delayed.
Vardy sat on the ground and spun around, stretched out his hands and took the ball to the referee, as long as the referee was not blind and was so close, he must have seen it clearly.
But as it turns out, the referee may really be blind.
Walking to the scene of the incident, he did not point to the penalty to award Everton a penalty, but instead reached out to signal Vardy to get up, and at the same time took out a yellow card and flashed it at Vardy.
Fake fall!
That's the referee's decision!
Vardy's eyes widened as if he had seen the most incredible thing in the world.
"Am I faking a fall?"
Leaping from the ground, Vardy rushed to the referee and angrily questioned him.
"Such an obvious foul, you actually say that I faked a fall? He's stumbling on my leg! On the lap! This is it! As he spoke, Vardy crouched down and pointed to the mark on his leg.
But the referee still looked iron-faced and selfless, and said bluntly: "I can see very clearly, he didn't touch you, and your actions are too exaggerated!" ”
As soon as he finished speaking, the referee seemed to suddenly remember something, and then took out the red card from his pocket and flashed it at Vardy.
Vardy was really blinded!
Why is it a red card again?
It was only when he suddenly remembered that he seemed to have taken off his clothes to celebrate after scoring in the first half, and he got a yellow card at that time.
I'll go!
He doesn't even know what to say now!
"He really tripped me just now, don't believe you ask him!" Vardy couldn't accept the reality and still reasoned with the referee, even trying to tripped him over Carrick to prove it to the referee.
Unfortunately, it turns out that not all milk is called Trensu, and not every player is called Klose!
"I didn't touch him!"
Carrick's expression is innocent!
Nima, another actor!