Chapter 103: The King of Strong Mouths
There is no doubt that if Zhao Xiaopang does not hand over the Shurima Crystal, these three people will definitely kill people and sell goods.
But even if they hand over the Shurima Crystal, the three of them will not necessarily let them go, if they really fight, Zhao Xiaopang knows that he basically has no chance of winning.
"Coincidentally, what kind of Shurima crystal, I don't have it."
Zhao Xiaopang still wants to symbolically deny it, what if the other party's IQ drops?
"Oh? Really? ”
"Of course, how can a nobody like me have that kind of treasure."
"Giggle......."
Zhao Xiaopang's stupid performance caused Cassiopeia to laugh
"Should I call you Zhao Yuetian, Boss Zhao? Or should I call you Zhao Commander? If the heroes of Bilgewater are all nobodies, who else is the big man on the continent? You say yes, the commander of the 'Heavenly Punishment Army'. ”
Hearing Cassiopeia's words Zhao Xiaopang, his face instantly sank, the last thing he wanted to see happened after all, Cassiopeia already knew his identity. This situation is already very bad, even if they can escape today, they will also have a grudge with Noxus, and the current Shambhala can't afford to toss a behemoth like Noxus.
Seeing that Zhao Xiaopang didn't speak, Cassiopeia smiled proudly
"Now Commander Zhao has two paths to take, first: hand over the Shurima Crystal, swear allegiance to Noxus, and enjoy all the glory and wealth from now on. The second way: that's ...... Die. ”
"What are the benefits of me joining Noxus? Don't give me all those false things, let's talk about the truth, beautiful women or something. ”
"Then does Commander Zhao see me beautiful?"
Cassiopeia blinked lightly as she spoke, her red lips lightly seductive.
Zhao Xiaopang was stunned for a moment, and then quickly shook his head.
"You used to be beautiful, but now you ......."
"Isn't it beautiful now?"
"Hey, don't blink, no matter how you blink, it's the same, and it's very difficult to treat an eye disease like turnip."
Zhao Xiaopang pointed at Cassiopeia
"If you don't believe me, look in the mirror and see if you have turnip flowers in your eyes."
Although Cassiopeia didn't believe Zhao Xiaopang's words very much, she still took out a small mirror from her arms and looked at it, she cared about her beauty very much, and beauty was her biggest capital.
The next second, Cassiopeia froze, her eyes wide open.
She didn't have the radish flower Zhao Xiaopang said in her eyes, but at the moment she would rather be a radish flower.
I saw that the pupil of her left eye had become a little slender and orange, and she actually saw a few tiny scales growing from the corner of her eye. It's not like a human eye at all, it's more like a snake........
"How so? What's wrong with my eyes? ”
Cassiopeia hurriedly used her hand to tap the scales at the corners of her eyes, and after a tingling pain, the scales were snapped off, and the blood was left behind, but she had no time to care about them. Because the scales are buckled off and grow new quickly.
"What's wrong with my eyes, what's wrong with it."
Cassiopeia panicked, really panicked.
"Let me tell you, first of all, you're a complete cosplay player, and the object of your KOS is the heroic gesture of Uncle Ben after his transformation, right? But it seems that COS's is not very successful, and it has become a four-way dislike, hahahaha......."
Zhao Xiaopang laughed dryly, but no one seemed to respond, and could only attract a burst of angry eyes from Cassiopeia. Zhao Xiaopang's laughter also stopped abruptly.
"Ahem, just kidding to liven up the atmosphere, don't be so serious. Petrification tells you, you are not a turnip flower, nor an eye disease, it is a curse, you have been cursed from the moment you open the mausoleum, and the emperor's mausoleum is not something that outsiders like you can open at will. You're going to be eroded by the curse for the rest of the day, the scales on your face will grow, and all of your eyes will turn into snake eyes, and you'll have fangs, the spiky kind. The most unavoidable thing to shoot is the legs, your legs will also disappear, become a snake tail, you will completely become an ugly monster that is not a human or a snake, how about looking forward to it? ”
The more Zhao Xiaopang said that Cassiopeia's face was defeated, and her lips began to tremble after a while, she knew that these could be true.
"No, don't, I don't want to be a monster."
Zhao Xiaopang grinned.
"Hurry up, the other eye has also changed, and the scales have started to grow again."
"Ah~~~!"
Cassiopeia let out a scream, squatting on the ground with her head in her hands, she didn't dare to raise her head, she was afraid that others would see her now, she was even more afraid that she would see her own appearance, she couldn't accept it.
Seeing Cassiopeia like this, Zhao Xiaopang raised his middle finger
"Spicy chicken!"
Kung Fu on the lips, he Zhao Xiaopang is the king of the mouth.
"It's annoying, this fly is so noisy, I want to crush his head."
A hoarse, muffled voice came, the real monster of Renekton.
"Renekton, I've heard your name. I know a lot about you, too. ”
"Have you heard of Uncle Ben's deeds?"
"No, Shurima's greatest ascendant, Desert Butcher Renekton, is simply a household name, and they all say that without you Renekton, there would be no Shurima."
"Hmph, how could there be no glory without me, Renekton Shurima."
"No, how many feats you have made for Shurima, everyone knows"
Zhao Xiaopang paused when he said this
"Well, it seems that your brother's credit is greater than yours."
"Fart, Nasus is a traitor. A villain. Renekton was a little angry, and Zhao Xiaopang's words hit his sore spot impartially.
"That's not what I said, it's your brother. He said that your credit is only a little bit, Shurima is more than one of you, you are not much, you are not a lot, he said that you are too self-righteous, it is not enough to lock you up for a thousand years, and he wants to lock you up for another thousand years. ”
"Inner, Certh, Inner"
Renekton gritted his teeth and pronounced the three words Nasus, obviously he hated Nasus to the extreme.
"By the way, your brother told me that he also had a little credit for thinking about you, and decided to let you live and let you get out of Shurima quickly, he has already chased after him, but he thought of brotherhood and told you to get out of here."
Zhao Xiaopang pointed behind him
"No, in this direction, a hundred miles, your brother has already arrived there with people, you better go quickly. Otherwise, you'll have to be locked up for another thousand years. ”
'Roar~~......'
Renekton let out an angry roar, and without saying a word, he galloped away in the direction pointed by Zhao Xiaopang, shouting as he ran
"Nasus, I'm going to crush your bones"
Zhao Xiaopang waved his hand towards Renekton's back
"What a hard-working child, crazy like this, I believe everything. It's pathetic. ”
The corners of Rui Wen's eyes behind Zhao Xiaopang jumped, I thought it would be a vicious battle in 3V3, but before the fight started, I ran away like crazy, Zhao Xiaopang's mouth is not ordinary, and the lotus flower in his mouth is not enough to describe.
The one-eyed dragon gave Zhao Xiaopang a thumbs up, strong!
The enemy suddenly changed from three to one, but Zhao Xiaopang understood that this did not mean that they had an advantage.
These blue figures floating in the air are the main ones, this main master doesn't eat any mouth cannons, it can't be done in a few words, Cassiopeia cares too much about her appearance, and even has reached a kind of pathology, so she will collapse. Renekton's words were already insane, his sanity was running out, and he probably only hated Nasus.
The blue figure didn't mean to interrupt Zhao Xiaopang from beginning to end, because he didn't care about it, whether it was Cassiopeia or Renekton.
He is Shurima's greatest traitor, the source of the destruction of the country, and the thief of the power of ascension
Zelas!