Saturday, 365 Stadium, Stoke City vs Manchester United.

In this game, SKY TV sent the big mouth Dunphy and Fat Bob as a commentary pair. To say that these two people were promoted from the English B commentary department of SKY TV to the Premier League commentary department, there is also a bit of credit for Liu Yun. Because Liu Yun led Coventry to perform miracles repeatedly, the ratings data of Y TV station is naturally very good. After Coventry won the championship, the cats and dogs of SKY TV followed suit.

This season, Big Mouth Dunphy and Fat Bob were transferred directly to the Premier League commentary department by SKY TV's human resources department.

Two teams entered.

The big-mouthed Deng Fei explained: "Roar, I see the old lieutenant Liu again!" Now he is the owner of the Theater of Dreams. In the first three rounds of the Premier League, he scored six goals for Manchester United. He became Manchester United's top scorer and the Premier League's top scorer for the time being. He's forty-six years old! ”

Fat Bob answered, "Yes! When I saw him, I seemed to see 50-year-old Matthews, 47-year-old Peter Hilton, 45-year-old Aldale, 44-year-old Balota, 43-year-old Balderrama, 42-year-old Yashin... ”

The big-mouthed Dunphy continued: "There are also Sheringham 42, Romario 42, Carboni 41, Di Stéfano 41, Maldini 41, Van der Sar 40。。。。。 At that time, the hearts of these veterans who were still galloping on the court in their forties were beating the hearts of 20-year-olds! I love the old lieutenant to death now. He always works wonders for us in game after game! ”

The big-mouthed Dunphy and Fat Bob are like the teasing and teasing in Chinese cross talk. did not hesitate to praise Liu Yun.

On the field, with the referee's whistle, the game began.

As soon as the game began, Liu Yun felt a lot of pressure.

Liu Yun's performance in the first three rounds was impressive. Naturally, Stoke City put a lot of effort into defending Liu Yun in this game.

Now that Liu Yun is off the ball, Stoke City's defender Shawcross will follow Liu Yun like his wife who is following him out of the wall.

Stoke City manager Mark Hughes is also a super-aged player. Having played for Manchester United, Barcelona, Bayern, Chelsea, Southampton, Everton and Blackburn, he retired at the age of 40. He knows very well that super-aged players are not as weak as others think they are on the field.

Mark Hughes gave his disciple Shawcross a death order, even if the old lieutenant of Manchester United went into a nervous attack during the game and took off his pants to pee on the billboard, you Shawcross must follow him to the billboard for me to remember how long he peed.

In the sixth minute of the first half, Rashford won the ball on the side and crossed the ball to Liu Yun in the middle.

As soon as Liu Yun took the ball, Xiao Cross stuck to him like a dog skin plaster. At the same time, Zouma and Diouf brought Liu Yun a sandwich one after the other.

Stoke City's defensive strength against Liu Yun caught Liu Yun off guard. Direct three-man wrap-up defense? Liu Yun didn't stick to the ball and decisively passed the ball back to Rashford on the wing.

Marcus Rashford dribbled the ball towards the bottom line and Stoke City full-back Peters made a tackle to intercept the ball.

The main force of Stoke City is mostly post-80s veterans. Old doesn't have to be weak.

Whether it is Pister in 88, Shaw Closes in 87, or Cameron in 85, these people are all old oilmen who have mixed up with the middle and lower reaches of the five major leagues and have rich experience.

In the 12th minute of the first half, Mkhitaryan took the ball in the midfield and stuffed the ball straight to Liu Yun in front.

Liu Yun takes the ball! In front of him was Cameron in 85. Liu Yun smashed the ball to the right and prepared to break through Cameron. Who would have thought that Cameron predicted the right direction of Liu Yun's breakthrough and destroyed the ball out of the bottom line with one kick.

The big-mouthed Dunphy explained: "The old lieutenant failed to break through Cameron's defense. The old lieutenant's performances in the first three rounds have already alarmed all Manchester United's opponents. I believe that they must have put a lot of effort into studying the old lieutenant before the game. ”

Fat Bob agreed: "That's right. The old lieutenant has suffered this game! ”

Manchester United throw a throw-in in the opposition half. Marcus Rashford tossed the ball to Pogba, who was plugged in. Pogba took the ball and ran forward.

Pister put the tackle and he tackled the ball. Pister was in great form in this game. Both tackles were successful after the opening kick-off.

After withstanding United's opening three-prong, Stoke City began to launch a counter-attack.

In the 18th minute, Shaqiri won the ball in midfield. Shaqiri has a resounding nickname "Shaqima" in the mouths of Chinese fans. The reason, of course, is his slightly chubby body shape. He became famous early and was very well-rounded on the field. The left, middle and right positions can be competent, known as Sanlu milk powder. Often relies on switching positions with teammates to confuse the opposition's defence. He even played as a full-back in Basel. This is a standard small steel cannon type player. Not tall, very strong, with a low chassis and a low center of gravity, he is very good at using tempo changes to break through opponents.

Opposite the Swiss Chubby Shaqiri, a white and hard Matic appeared. Shaqiri didn't stick to the ball, he saw Hesse in the running position in front of him, and Shaqiri decisively picked up a pass and went straight to Hesse.

Jesse made his senior debut at the age of 18 and was promoted to the first team at the age of 20. was once regarded as the successor of Ronaldo, and Chinese fans nicknamed him "the king of the ball". However, 14 years of trauma ruined this rising star. After recovering from injury, he was not in form, and when he went to Paris and Las Palma, Jesus' performance did not seem to be the worst, only worse. This season, Stoke City coach Mark Hughes has been in the fold of the crowd.

After arriving at Stoke City, the form of the king of the ball has returned. In the second round, Stoke City beat Arsenal 1-0. Against West Bromwich Albion, Jesus scored another goal.

After all, Jesse is the man who almost became Ronaldo's successor. His strength should not be underestimated.

After Shaqiri's cross, Jesus understood it, and he received Shaqiri's pass and strode forward. Instant start-up to get rid of opponents is the killer feature of Jesse's fame at Real Madrid. He got past Pogba and confronted Eric Bailly.

Bailly stepped up, and Hesse broke through with a change of direction, leaving Bailly behind.

Hesse burst into the penalty area and formed a single knife!

Manchester United goalkeeper David De Gea had no choice but to abandon the goal.

Unlike Neuer's 'goalkeeper', De Gea's goal-line skills and quick reflexes are his weak point.

Jesse calmly shoots at De Gea and the ball goes straight into the empty net!

1：0！ Manchester United, who was favored by everyone, fell behind by one goal in just 18 minutes of the opening game!

The big-mouthed Dunphy explained: "Jesse is a player who deserves to be the former star of hope of Real Madrid. Catch, start, break and shoot in one go. ”

Fat Bob said: "Well, Shaqiri's cross can be regarded as a stroke of genius, directly penetrating the Manchester United defence. It was a surprising start. Stoke City, a recognized underdog, actually led the mighty Manchester United by one goal at home. ”

(Here's the thing.) At 9 o'clock this morning, the fat author was happy and went to the beach to buy seafood. As a result, I fell and squatted in a seafood restaurant. Well, big belly squat. Ringgit, all blame the seafood shop's prompt "slip carefully"... Slip carefully... I'm very careful! And then he broke his foot! These two days have been really unlucky, either the chicken is injured or the foot is injured. ）