A month later

The location of the incident

The space of the black egg

The north squatted on a small pony tie

Behind her are two dogs and three dogs

The second dog and the third dog drooped and pulled their heads, looking very unenergetic

Behind the two of them

The night star and Chengkong hugged each other and shivered

On a shelf not far from Nightstar and Shota, Ivan hung upside down on a wooden shelf with his upper body naked, his feet bare, and two naturally shaking chicken feathers scratching the soles of his feet.

Ivan's mouth was gagged, and his whole person was unnaturally twisted, like an uncomfortable maggot, occasionally making a whirring sound, as if begging for mercy.

Directly in front of the north

Dressed in a serious judge's costume, Black Egg has a curly wig on his head and a small hammer and slams the air hard.

while

A striking voice sounded

"You recruit yourself, or I will serve the punishment~!"

Beibei shook his body and didn't dare to speak.

The black egg roared angrily: "You shake the pee~!" ”

Beifang raised one hundred and eight middle fingers at the black egg in his heart, and finally sighed and said: "I recruit, I hope the organization will be lenient"

The black egg nodded with satisfaction: "Then let's start"

"Let's talk about it from there."

The black egg pointed at the nose of the north with a small hammer: "Say it from the beginning"

"Oh, by the north of a flowing white hair plus a dull hair, facing the wind, whenever the wind blows, the dull hair shakes with the wind, beautiful"

"Getting to the point"

"It was one night, when I was about to reach into the coop of my fellow's chicken, you caught me"

The black egg silently took out a whip

The obedient painting style in the north changed suddenly: "Report to the black egg boss, here's the thing, after it gets dark that day, the moon is dark and the wind is high, and I watch the sky at night is a good opportunity to go out to find wealth, as the saying goes, horses have no night grass and no fat, and people have no foreign wealth and are not rich, so I went to a star platform to watch the American emperor"

"After I went around and around, quietly, secretly, and silently came to the room of Isshiki, and found that Nick Fury, the tea egg, did not listen to persuasion, for the sake of the human race on the earth to avoid Thanos's cry of destroying the ball, I silently left tears, hoping to take away the source of sin-the small blue square"

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The black egg volleyed a whip and angrily reprimanded the north: "Don't put gold on your face, say okay and let you maintain the plot, look at what you have done, do you want me to read the report of the inspection team to you"

Beifang came to the black egg with a curious face, looked at the paper report in front of the black egg and asked suspiciously: "Paperless office has been shouted for so many years, why are you still using it, do you know if you are extravagant and wasteful?"

"Ada" black egg gave the north a burst of chest: "Grandson, be honest, this is to look formal, forget your sleep and atmosphere are almost gone, come and I'll read it to you, what have you done"

The northern squatting will be tied to the pony, take out a radish from his pocket and put it in his mouth, a very well-behaved look, waiting for the black egg to read.

"Ahem, in the name of maintaining the direction of the plot, open the Asgardian Rainbow Bridge in an attempt to destroy the Frost Giants and their boss Raul"

"In the name of helping Sif Sif got drunk with Wostagg and stripped her naked and tied up with Thor"

"When Odin wanted to make you the Admiral of Asgard, you agreed, and conspired with the dwarves to rule over Vanaheim"

The North raised his hand: "Rumors, Odin is here to make me the regent, Warnaheim is to maintain the peace of the Nine Kingdoms, and I am now the Asgardian royal gold medal beater, Your Excellency the Northern Mighty General, who leads the three armies of Asgard."

Black Egg: "Shut up, Lord Regent of Asgard, why don't you have a B in your heart for that kid Odin?" Waiting for his daughter to kill you and let you resist the damage."

The north tilted his head: "What girl, Odin's daughter doesn't eat at the angel's place, is it necessary to start a war with Asgard?"

Chengkong interjected: "Boss, you don't know the plot of Hammer 3, Hela is Odin's daughter, the girl who opened Ragnarok and pinched and exploded Thor's hammer"

North scratched his head: ", Odin's old man really didn't pit me so much, fortunately I took the broken pot of the eternal fire"

Black Egg angrily reprimanded: "There is another one, taking away the eternal fire of Asgard, causing the plot of Thor 3 to not continue normally"

Northern struggle: "I'm innocent, I really don't know this" The north silently added in his heart: If I knew, I would have unpacked the Rainbow Bridge and Asgard Palace by the way.

The black egg seemed to see through the north and asked the north: "Do you still want to tear down the Rainbow Bridge and Asgard Asgard Asgard Palace?" “

The north nodded obediently: "Mm-hmm"

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A burst of chestnuts smashed on the head of the north, and the north covered his head and tears fell, and complained: "It's all Ragnarok, why don't you dismantle it and take it away, Feishui Logistics Outsider Tian, how good it would be for me to tear it back and sell it to you for money."

The black egg thought about the words of the north: "That's right, it's a waste to destroy it, this proposal is good and cross it out for you"

"Thank you, Boss Black Egg"

"You're welcome, there's next, squat back"

"Oh"

Beibei squatted down silently, continued to cover his head with his hands with a pitiful look, and chewed on radishes in his mouth.

"Taking advantage of technological loopholes to make a lot of money on the earth, Stark Industries' shares have skyrocketed for several months, causing Tony Stark's wealth to skyrocket tenfold, seriously affecting the economic balance of the earth."

"Hostile acquisition of Hanmo Industries, known as the largest weapons supplier of the United States Empire, restart the Stark Industrial Weapons Department" Black Egg bared his teeth and scolded: "What the hell is this, making some money is not a big thing that affects the plot, chattering, skip this directly and let's go to the other"

"Uh-huh, grant Jane Ford.... The investigation team of the dog thing, this is useless, let Daisy dedicate herself? ”

The north raised his hand: "It has nothing to do with me, I don't like old ladies"

Black Egg thought for a while: "That's right, do you like this type, if it's fake, I'll accuse them, and then, look at you, give Tony Stark research on the super technology in the universe, which has led to a significant increase in the power of Iron Man's armor, which seriously affects the survival of the supervillains in the plot."

The black egg pinched his waist angrily: "Super villain, if you die, you're dead, it's a distressing fart, really, what are you doing with no electricity in your heart, what kind of inspector report do you write with this kind of head"

The north stretched out his hand to praise: "The black egg boss is mighty and domineering"

The black egg pointed to the north: "Don't pour me ecstasy soup, I'll continue to read it to you, maliciously blackmailing S.H.I.E.L.D. resources, causing Nick Fury to go bald"

The north stood up angrily and shouted: "Silly, when did Nick Fury have hair, let's pick up the knife Boss Black Egg"

In the face of the agitation from the north, the black egg chose to nod, but when he saw the following articles, he glared at the north: "Don't worry, you can make the following questions clear, what is the situation of the cholera plot of the intruders, and you can't explain it clearly, you can think about it today."

To be continued