Chapter 238: The gods are going to high school too
After passing through the stairs of the three thousand worlds, the endless world flashed in front of Gao Huan's eyes like a water moon mirror flower, and countless lives were like bubbles, flickering and dying around him, dying and rebirth all the way.
When the stairs came to the end, the white clouds turned into solid ground, and in the deep space, the crimson Luan Bird and the golden swimming dragon soared above his head with the Yushu Qionghua, and the set of casual clothes on Gao Huan's body turned into a set of silver-white fish scale armor without wind.
The empty gates rose from the ground, and the highest point stretched out to nowhere to be found. The four gods in golden armor stood in front of the gate, holding a lute, an umbrella, a sword, or a red dragon, glaring angrily at Gao Huan.
"Is this the Nantianmen?" Gao Huan looked at the huge city gate and sighed.
The heavenly god holding the sword strode out, and the Qingfeng sword in his hand pointed at the tip of Gao Huan's nose, and said: "I am the Heavenly King, and I am ordered to guard the Heavenly Palace. ”
Gao Huan didn't dare to make a mistake in the face of the legendary gods, so he owed a debt and said, "The little god has just ascended to the throne of the gods, and he has come to the Heavenly Palace to bow." ”
The Growth Heavenly King glanced at Gao Huan and asked coldly, "Have you graduated from high school?" ”
Gao Huan: "...... Yes? ”
When the Growth Heavenly King saw Gao Huan's reaction, his heart immediately understood, so he pointed casually, and a path parted Yun Ai, leading to nowhere.
"The heir to the throne of God should go directly to the high school to report, don't come here to bow when you don't graduate from high school, and wait until you get your high school diploma, and then come to us to clear the customs. We take you directly to the university town. Also, don't think about buying fake certificates to get by, those who sell fake certificates are deceptive. After the growth king finished speaking, he categorized it, rearranged the pose, and no longer paid attention to Gao Huan.
Gao Huan was stunned, and was about to walk on the path pointed out by the Growth Heavenly King, when a vendor riding a yellow tricycle floated in with auspicious clouds, and said, "Yo, this little brother, the new here, is he going to Tianshen High School to report, right?" Do you take my car? Guaranteed not to send you to kindergarten. ”
Gao Huan: "......"
Immediately afterwards, a white-bearded old man in a red cotton jacket drove an elk over, squeezed away the uncle who was riding a tricycle with a disgusted face, and said with a smile at Gao Huanying: "This child, come and make grandpa's car, and give you a 5% discount." ”
"St. Santa?" Gao Huan was completely messy now.
"Yo, you know me, it seems that my popularity has not diminished in the past few years. How's it, the old man came out to take care of his personal work before Christmas arrived, so how about taking care of his grandfather's business? ”
Gao Huan has just become a god, and his worldview is gradually being re-established.
Just as Santa Claus was enthusiastically soliciting customers for himself, a tricycle slammed down on his head and directly pressed him to the ground.
"Stinky old man, go back to your Western Divine Court! Running to the territory of Tiangong to grab customers, you're afraid you're not out of your mind! The tricycle driver said angrily.
Santa Claus, who was still enthusiastic just a moment ago, suddenly shouted, stood up with a fierce look, ripped off his clothes and turned into an angry polar bear in armor.
"The bears are fearless!" Thunder surged between the claws of the giant polar bear, and without further words, a palm slapped at the tricycle driver.
The tricycle driver probably didn't expect that the originally amiable Santa Claus was actually a warrior of the fighting nation, so he didn't dare to take his bear paw, and ran directly towards the Nantianmen with a scream, howling while running and dodging, and said, "It's too long!" The foreign devil kills the gods! The King of Heaven save me! ”
Just as he finished shouting these words, the polar bear pounced and crushed him underneath him, and a thick, hard, black spear stabbed under the bear's claws and stabbed into the tricycle driver's vest.
A Qingfeng sword hit in time, directly splitting the huge polar bear into two pieces, and then turned into a point of light and fled towards the west.
"Elk, illegal parking, detain first." The Growth King casually pasted a talisman on the elk's antlers and took Santa's elk cart into his palm.
The tricycle driver took advantage of the home advantage to defeat Santa Claus, and looked at Gao Huan again with high spirits, only to find that Gao Huan was gone.
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"Little brother, do you want to stay in the hotel?" The richly dressed Buddha of Joy and the Maiden of Bliss had already pestered Gao Huan all the way, and on several occasions tried to drag him directly into some indescribable little dark room against the wishes of the person concerned.
"Little classmate, do you want to get a certificate?" A refined printer was spread out on the side of the road, shouting hoarsely.
"The medicine is in trouble, a set of pancake fruit, little brother, do you want to eat pancake fruit?" A black-faced stove god shouted on the road.
Why can Gao Huan recognize him as a stove god? Because the apron of this god with a black face covered with black mud clearly wrote the word "Stove God".
As for what other things were within the broom god, Gao Huan couldn't understand it even more.
It turns out that the world outside the cloud sky is actually so down-to-earth.
Gao Huan was sighing with emotion, and suddenly heard an extremely gentle woman's voice coming from a fork in the road, which seemed to be reciting poetry.
“…… Wandering. The divine light is clutched, and the yin and yang are at first glance. The light body of the Zhu stands with a crane, if it will fly but does not fly. The pepper is coated with lush and intense, and the steps are thin and fragrant. The super long chant is eternal admiration, and the voice is mournful and long. Er is a mixture of spirits, and his fate is a roaring couple. Or play Qingliu, or Xiang Shen Zhu. Or pick pearls, or pick green feathers. From the second concubine of Nanxiang, with the traveling daughter of Hanbin. Sigh the incomparable melon, sing the solitude of the morning glory. Yang is light and sloppy, and the sleeves are trimmed to prolong. The body is flying fast, fluttering like a god. Ling Bo microstepped, Luo socks dust. Impermanence is the rule, if the danger is safe. Enter the difficult period, if you go back. Turn your eyes **, smooth and jade. The words were not spit out, and the breath was like a quiet orchid. Gorgeous and graceful, it makes me forget to eat. ”
The poem Gao Huan read by this woman is very familiar with, it is "Luo Shen Fu" written by Cao Zijian.
And this woman's voice sounded like it fell in Gao Huan's ears, but it inexplicably carried a sense of familiarity, like the feeling that Ding You gave him.
Gao Huan couldn't help but walk along the fork in the road, passing through a row of willow trees growing between the clouds, and saw the endless Tianhe.
On the bank of the Tianhe River, a beautiful woman dressed in light gauze held a small pale green umbrella. Its figure is graceful and unparalleled, and it can be said that one point is reduced to firewood, and one more point is tired.
Even Gao Huan's mother, the stunning goddess of the four gods, is a little inferior in front of this goddess. And the school flower in the mortal world, the class flower, and the national flower, are even more boring.
"Are you the goddess of Luoshui?" Gao Huan asked stunned.
The woman saw Gao Huan approaching, smiled, and said, "No, I'm Cao Zijian." ”