Chapter 7 How to Write Dead Words

"No ......"

Yin Yang Kui's face was a little embarrassed.

"Then you're still touching me?"

Guangyu Qingyi looked disgusted, threw the other party's arm aside, carefully cleaned the mucus on his shoulder, and said angrily: "Bastard, don't you know that I have a cleanliness fetish?" Hurry up and roll me as far as I can! ”

"The ......"

Yin and Yang Kui looked ahead, wanting to speak and stopping.

"Why don't you disappear yet!"

Guangyu Qingyi's face was angry.

"It's not...... Listen to me. ”

"Don't listen, don't listen, Wang Ba recites the scriptures."

“…… All right. ”

Yin Yang Kui shook his head and sighed, took a few steps back, and said with great emotion: "Heaven has descended on the people, and they will suffer their minds, strain their muscles and bones, starve their bodies and skin, and empty their bodies......"

"Huh? Are you a fool? ”

Guangyu Qingyi's face was full of weirdness, and the next moment, he felt the whistling wind coming from behind him, and a bad smell, turning his head to look, there were countless long tongues close at hand, stained with mucus, and swept over quickly!

'Smack! ’

'Bang!! ’

The big long tongue slammed into Guangyu Qingyi's body, instantly knocking him out of place, penetrating countless stones, knocking down many large trees, and finally embedded in the hill, his body covered with slime, dust, grass clippings, and stone foam.

“……”

Yin Yang Kui looked at Guangyu Qingyi, who was shot hundreds of meters away, looked at his miserable and dirty appearance, quickly walked over, stretched out his hand to pull the dead grass off the other party's head, and sighed: "Heaven has descended on the people, and they will suffer their minds, strain their muscles and bones, and starve their bodies and skin......"

“…… Get lost! ”

Guangyu Tsing Yi's face was pitch black.

“…… Empty. ”

"Get out!"

"As the saying goes, you don't go to hell......"

"Get out!"

"Okay, I'll pack my things."

Yin Yang Kui turned to leave with a smile on his face.

'Ahh Yikes! Yikes! ’

Guangyu Qingyi's face was gloomy, feeling the fishy mucus coming from his body, as well as countless dust and weeds, he couldn't stand it in an instant with his cleanliness habit, his fist clenched and gurgled, and he jumped up from the spot suddenly, dust flying, and gravel splashed!

"Brother Monkey, Brother Monkey......"

The voice of the yin and yang duck sounded.

"Get out! Get lost! Get lost! ”

Guangyu Qingyi roared angrily.

“…… You're amazing. ”

"Ninja Killing Technique!"

"Excuse me, I'll go."

“……”

Guangyu Qingyi's face was cold, looking at the group of toads that were quickly approaching in front of him, and he gritted his teeth and said hoarsely: "Stinky toad, you dare to dirty the body of labor and management, the tiger is not powerful, are you a sick cat for me?" I just wanted to be a beautiful man in peace, but I didn't know how to provoke me, it's good! ”

"Then you all go to die!"

'Whew! ’

As soon as the words fell, his figure disappeared from the spot in an instant, and he had already arrived at the position of the toad group when he reappeared, and he pulled out the big knife with his backhand, spun it violently in mid-air, and slashed down!

'Poof! Poof! Poof! ’

Blood was dripping and frog limbs were splattering.

"Quack ......"

Countless huge toads were cut to pieces, bright red blood flowed and sprayed, and the toads, who were still menacing, were instantly cut and stunned, chasing and fleeing in all directions, and this area immediately became a Shura field, and the eyes were scarlet and messy, and the smell of rust was permeated!

'Smack, smack, smack! ’

The sound of applause rang out.

Turning his head to look, he saw that Yin Yang Kui was raising a bonfire in place at the moment, holding a huge frog leg in his hand, roasting deliciously, and applauding while eating: "Okay, this knife is steady and accurate, quite the style of the old man when he was young, continue, don't cut too much, don't have too many bones, and have more tender meat!" ”

"Bastard, why don't you die!"

Guangyu Qingyi turned his head, looking at Yin Yang Kui with a leisurely picnic posture, his face was gloomy and terrifying, his forehead was also bulging with green tendons, he held a big knife in his hand, and slashed at the big toad at his feet with his backhand, and blood sprayed.

"Tsk, tsk, tsk......"

Yin Yang Kui took a bite of the ripe frog leg in his hand, chewed the tender meat that was quite chewy, and muttered: "Well, the meat is good, sprinkle more cumin, do you want to come and rest for a while?" Eat the meat to replenish the state before continuing. ”

"Are you a pig,!"

Guangyu Qingyi turned into a roaring emperor, then turned around and ignored the other party, holding a blood-stained broadsword in his hand, chasing the group of toads around.

"Quack!"

"Cunning human!"

A huge toad jumped from a distance, fell to the ground and caused the ground to shake, the surface collapsed a few points, frog eyes glanced around, looked at the miserable scene, and said angrily: "Don't mess up, the enemy is just a weak human being, use ninjutsu to kill him!" ”

"Quack!"

The surrounding toads replied.

"Water Escape: Super Large Iron Jade Cannon!"

'Boom! ’

Countless large toads opened their mouths and condensed into a round ball of water, and then spat out forward, a dense large area, enveloping Guangyu Qingyi and cutting off his way.

'Bang! ’

The powerful water balloon instantly hit the opponent's body, and at a glance, I only saw Guangyu Qingyi's thin body being knocked away, and then hit another water ball, and then countless water balls landed, except for the black sand being wet, there was nothing else to see!

'Smack! ’

The frog leg in Yin Yang Kui's hand fell to the ground, looking at the area in front of him, the water vapor rising in his face, and the bonfire was extinguished, which suddenly made him couldn't help but be startled, and he couldn't care about his wet body, and muttered: ", what......'s the situation?"

"Quack!"

"Humans who don't know whether they are alive or dead!"

"Quack~ He must be dead."

"No one can withstand so many attacks, even if it's Big Brother Wentai, he will definitely be injured, just a weak human, quack!"

"That's it, that's it."

The huge toads in the distance opened their mouths to talk, and in their opinion, Guangyu Qingyi must have been squeezed into meatloaf by water pressure, or completely shattered into slag, and it was impossible for them to survive.

"Whoa, there's a human here!"

The next moment, the gaze of all the big toads shifted to the location where Yin Yang Kui was.

Looking at the extinguished bonfire in front of him, the green smoke, and the huge frog legs under his feet, these toads instantly became angry, and they dared to eat toads under the nose of Miaomu Mountain? Or is it the companion who died just now? I'm afraid you don't know how to write dead words!

"Quack! Kill him! ”

"I'm going to bite him one bite at a time!"

"I think it's better to roast, quack!"

"Great idea!"

All the big toads approached with bad intentions, Yin Yang Kui's two little short legs shook instantly, swallowed a mouthful of saliva with difficulty, and forced a smile: "I'm not delicious, in fact, I'm also made of mud, I don't believe you asked the toad that ate me at the beginning, what I said is true!" ”