"Aha, ahahaha, what an incredible, incredible performance!"

ESPN Studios.

"It's really amazing, we reviewed my cousin Gu Yu's wonderful performance in the Western Conference Finals. I have to say that this terrible guy is really powerful, and his performance on the offensive end is impressive, and he deserves to be the king of the West! ”

That's weird!

John Blakes cursed in his heart, but on the surface, he still had that professional smile, and said to the camera: "Hello everyone, welcome to Sports Science, what we are going to explore today is the secret of my cousin Gu Yu's incomparably strong offensive end." Why does he stand out from the crowd? Why is it that in the face of three strong defensive teams such as the Spurs, Clippers, and Thunder in a row, my cousin can still be lawless and do whatever he wants? Let science tell you the answer! ”

What the.

Continuing to read according to the script, Blakes was calm on the surface, but he had already scolded in his heart.

What Chen Mu, what Gu Yu.

It's all rubbish!

What's wrong with this NBA? What about the former racial talent? What about the once American coalition?

Why now, the two teams that entered the finals are led by Chinese?

Is this the United States or China?!

"Cousin's powerful first weapon: attacking with the ball!"

With the high-tech expression, Blakes seemed to be talking to himself in front of a green background cloth, but after post-synthesis, a virtual Gu Yu would appear next to him, making various offensive actions for him to explain.

It's all synthesized in real time, and Blakes only needs to tilt his head slightly to see the final program from the return monitor on the side.

This kind of technology is not new, many years ago, when major TV stations broadcast the weather, they used keying technology. The host seemed to be looking at the map behind him, but in fact, he was looking at the screen on the side.

It's just that ESPN, on its side, integrates traditional keying technology and post-compositing technology. The 3D picture is full of visual impact, and the way of real-time calculation can allow Blakes, the host, to move around at will, explain in a 360-degree way, and bring a rich visual experience to the audience, so this show will be so good-looking.

Of course, behind the sports science column is the high-level data carefully selected and calculated by countless data experts. For data control, the good-looking degree of this kind of show is comparable to that of American dramas.

Moreover, the four major sports leagues in North America are all gathering places for data control, and what fans talk about the most is the various data played by the stars. It seems that these data can completely define a person's role on the field.

"When I was holding the ball, most of my cousin's shots ended in two-stage jumpers, which were outrageously fast. And his dribbling frequency is also amazing, with an average ground clearance of 7.2 centimeters below the NBA average. Don't underestimate this difference in height, it is precisely because of the extremely low dribbling height that my cousin can make incomprehensible fancy dribbling moves like Doctor Strange. ”

On the screen in front of Blakes, beside him was the virtual "Gu Yu" who was dribbling. Even if he has an extremely strong prejudice against Gu Yu and the Chinese, Blakes has to admit that the beauty contained in Gu Yu's dribbling action is unmatched by anyone in the whole league.

Even Gu Yu's dribbling master Evans, because of his height and weight, as well as the lack of shooting threat, etc., he paid too much attention to passing people when dribbling, and ignored some details. Unlike Gu Yu, not only is he outstanding, but he is also the top level in the league in terms of quickly finding space to shoot and quickly dribbling to get rid of it directly.

But Blakes still hates Gu Yu.

"It is precisely because of the reduction in dribbling height that my cousin's average speed per dribble is more than 30 percent faster than the NBA average. The 30 percent gap is another level in an NBA-level league, and any player who wants to cut off his cousin's ball face-to-face has to try his best to make his defensive action 30 percent faster to have a chance of success. ”

Reading the manuscript, Brecks's mind had already drifted to the Nine Heavens Cloud.

What Gu Yu, what cousin, do you look down on us ESPN, look down on me John Blakes??!

"With his near-invincible ability to find space when attacking with the ball, my cousin is always able to turn some desperate situations that seem to have no chance into a Shura field that he wantonly bombs. This absolute villain on the basketball court is shaking the entire NBA league with his unimaginable transcendent strength. ”

It's no wonder that Blakes thinks so, originally, about Gu Yu's show, with ESPN's connections and skills, of course, Gu Yu must be invited to the scene to do it, so it will be really good-looking.

However, when the contact person on the ESPN side finally found Gu Yu through the Kings publicity officer, the reply he got was shocking.

“ESPN？ Are they embarrassed to look for me?? Let's review the outcome of the prediction from the first round. Did they think we could make it even once? ”

When Gu Yu spoke, the contact person was speechless. In addition, the Kings also believe that the finals are about to start, and they have to find Gu Yu to record the show, which will affect Gu Yu's competitive state. The contact's phone invitation was ruthlessly declined.

But ESPN is one of the biggest sports TV channels in North America, and it's not their style to give up easily. After an urgent report, the liaison immediately boarded the flight to Sacramento, and came to Sacheng that night, ready to persuade Gu Yu again in person.

"I heard that my cousin asks to sign a contract every time, no matter how small it is, I have to write it down in black and white to feel at ease." Before leaving, ESPN's senior management gave the contact person an idea: "After we meet, you tell him that we are willing to sign a contract. If he is not satisfied with the content of the contract, our legal department will be on standby 24 hours a day to make changes to the contract at any time until he is satisfied! ”

"Yes!" With this important information, the liaison was confident and rushed to Sacramento with a preliminary agreement that had been prepared in 15 minutes.

however

"My cousin is busy and doesn't pick up customers." At the training ground of the Kings team's center, the liaison person searched for a long time but didn't find Gu Yu, and only found Bynum with a fierce face: "Ahh......h He's not a guest! ”

"But ......"

The liaison also wanted to work hard, and Bynum was reasonable, analyzed various pros and cons, and finally came up with the condition of doing a sports science column for Bynum as bait.

"Then I'll be merciful enough to help you ask." Bynum was really fooled, took out his mobile phone and called Gu Yu, but before he finished speaking, he was silent, and finally said "um" and hung up the phone.

"Nope." Looking at the liaison, Bynum shook his head and said, "Cousin is very resolute, he said no, please leave." ”

"I don't believe it!"

The contact person doesn't believe in this evil, sports science is a trump card column, the ratings are extremely high, how many stars cry and shout that they want to be on the board and don't have a chance, Gu Yu just refused?

Taking a step forward, the contact person looked at Bynum anxiously and said, "I want to talk to my cousin on the phone, and he hasn't answered my calls...... I want to hear what he thinks! I don't believe he'd say something like asking me to leave!! ”

"Hey, you know him a lot." Bynum was happy, and said with a smile: "That's right, he really didn't say to ask you to leave, I lied to you." ”

“…… You, you, you, you! The liaison was almost mad, looking at Bynum looking like a naughty child, "you" for a long time before he said loudly: "Don't get in the way of my work!" What did he say?!! ”

"Get out!" Bynum took out his middle finger, learned from Gu Yu's appearance, and said with his nostrils facing the sky: "That's what my cousin said, the action is what I imagined, not necessarily the middle finger of the left hand, but also the middle finger of the right hand." ”

…… Damn!!

When the liaison reported the situation to the show's producer, Blakes, the host, the latter was so angry that he almost overturned his desk.

"This shameless garbage ......!" Cursing Gu Yu, Blakes became annoyed and angry, gritted his teeth and said, "Okay!" You won't come, will you?? Okay, then we won't do his show! Love Whoever Who!! ”

"What did you say, John?" Blakes was throwing a tantrum when a voice with an angry tone sounded outside the office door: "Are you going to do someone's topic??" ”

"Cousin! Ahh That big back!! Blakes didn't even look at the other party, and angrily threw all the materials that had been prepared on the table for a day and a night to the ground.

"Hehe, don't do your cousin's show, right? Yes. The man sneered, "Then print out a copy of your resignation and come to my office in five minutes." ”

"My day your uncle has a hair dryer...... Ahhhh!!h Tony! Tony!! Notify the technical department immediately and give me a real-time calculation model of my cousin within two hours! In the afternoon, the program will be recorded!! ”

In the wail, Blakes knelt on the ground, tugging at the boss's trousers, and burst into tears.

Cousin Gu Yu......

Lao Tzu wants you to be ruined!!

“…… To sum up, in terms of off-ball, my cousin's offensive firepower is also the first in the league, and no one can beat it. ”

Back in the present, at the recording site, Brecks' script is nearing the end.

His eyes swept to the last paragraph, and a smile rose at the corner of Blakes's mouth.

"However, we conducted a simulation competition through a computer simulation program. Using the real-time calculation model of my cousin and the god Chen Mu, I did a heads-up exercise. Although my cousin is already unparalleled in the world on the offensive end, if I take into account the defense, my cousin will still lose in this heads-up. ”

Hum! Take it, oil head!!

was very proud in his heart, Blakes had already thought about the content of the next episode, that is, to release the results of the simulated competition between Gu Yu and Chen Mu, so that everyone could take a good look at how Gu Yu was torn into slag by Chen Mu.

How can the team that Black Eight counterattacked beat the league hegemon?

Gu Yu, who has never entered the finals, how can he win five consecutive MVPs?!

It's a joke!

"In the next episode, we will release a video of the simulated competition, so stay tuned! I'm John Blakes, ESPN Sports Science, and we'll ...... next issue."

"You pig head three say I can't beat anyone???"

Just as Blakes was about to have a beautiful ending, an extremely ominous voice rang out on the side of the studio.