"Thirteen balls! Bayern Munich staged another crazy massacre! ”

"It's not a football game! It was a goal show from Bayern Munich! ”

"Poor Freiburg! We're all crying for you in this moment! ”

"Breaking the record for the largest point difference in a major league! King Nan is back to the top! ”

"After the hat-trick, there is a senior joy! Super Mario is in hot form! ”

"Gomez who cut the wheat! Bayern's top attackers are not just Roberon! ”

"Why did the best player in two consecutive rounds bow to the Chinese Dragon? The mysterious power of the East? “

……

Sure enough, in the post-match interview, Gomez, the best player, was asked this question.

The handsome German guy who had reorganized his head lifted his chin and showed a sunny and charming smile:

"It's a fun little game between me and the dragon and he comes to predict my goal ......"

"Oh...... Did he guess right? ”

The journalist was somewhat incredulous.

Gomez nodded and shook his head: "If I had taken that penalty, his prediction would have come true......"

His answer left a group of reporters even more speechless:

Who would have such self-confidence...... Predict five goals for a teammate in a match?

Even monsters like Messi and Ronaldo who score goals like numb and constantly break major records are absolutely the few who can complete five goals in a single game.

To know...... The most professional spinach company in Europe, the odds for Gomez to score five goals are even higher than Freiburg's away defeat to Bayern!

This Chinese player, how did he predict it?

The reporters went to look for answers to the parties' inquiries with great interest, but Ronshette kicked the accelerator and drove his Audi R8 out of the Allianz Arena with a "boom".

-

Despite the Champions League group stage against Villarreal four days later on Wednesday, Heynckes, who is absolutely confident, is still relieved to give his players a day off.

It was a wasteful day: he only had two hours to train......

He was a little distressed.

He wasn't worried about the punishment of women's clothing, he was worried about how to use the apprenticeship function on his body......

He can only use one team-mate at a time and only one learner in a month, and he has used it once before against both Arjen Robben and Franck Franck Ribery, but the experience of injuries to the two world-class wingers has forced him to be cautious......

If the object of one's study is constantly injured, then this valuable apprenticeship function is quite useless.

So he spent the morning carefully analyzing the technical characteristics of all his teammates in the team, and then decided who he could apprentice now.

Mario Gomez.

This super striker, who has been in the top three scorers in the Bundesliga for many years, is indeed worth learning from.

The skills he wants to learn...... Shots, of course!

Yes, Long Ritian is about to start his legendary career as a super shooter!

How can a player who aspires to be a top superstar not know how to shoot?

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September 12th.

Longshute officially began the special training of shooting skills.

Fortunately, after a training session, Gomez's body is still very healthy, which makes Longshut breathe a sigh of relief.

Unfortunately, the German striker was not very interested in extra training, and only drove away after completing the training content arranged by the coaching staff.

In this regard, Ronshit had no choice, he could only practice with a few players such as Timoshchuk, Muller, Schweinsteiger and so on for half an hour, and then said goodbye to each other.

Before leaving the training base, Muller seemed to have something to say, but in the end he didn't open his mouth.

It wasn't until the afternoon of the 13th that he finally found Long Shute.

Muller smiled and put his arm around his teammate's shoulder:

"I suppose you must be a man of his word, right?"

Before he could realize what that meant, he threw a travel bag over.

"Here are three clothes that I've treasured for years, you can pick one!"

"......" Long Shute looked at the bag of colorful women's clothes a little speechlessly.

Mueller patted him on the shoulder: "People live for a lifetime, they must be true to their word, and spitting is a nail!" ”

"......" Long Shute threw away his travel bag, "you German...... What nails are you spitting?! ”

-

Bayern captain Philippe Lahm had just discussed a few things with head coach Heynckes about rotation in the two-line operation, so he was the last to enter the dressing room.

When he opened the door to the locker room, he hit his head on two soft balls!

"What is this?!"

He subconsciously stretched out his hands and kneaded two handfuls on these two towering hills......

The Bayern captain, who had already had a child, immediately realized that he had made a huge mistake.

"I'm so sorry! I definitely didn't mean to offend you, miss! ”

The Bayern captain bowed his head with a red face and bowed 90 degrees to the opponent as Takashi Usami did when he first came to the team!

Then greet his ...... It's the laughter of the whole locker room!

Ram then reacted:

It's a men's locker room, and even the wives or girlfriends of the players won't be brought in during official training...... Why is there such a tall and soft chest?!

He raised his head and carefully identified the guy in front of him, who was more than 1.8 meters tall.

Then he shouted:

"Oh! Dragon! You pervert! Why dress like this! What is this? Why does it feel so soft to the touch? Let me touch it again! ”

-

This day was Bayern's regular training open day, so Thomas Müller, the "executioner" of the Bayern team, supervised the execution of the previous punishment.

More than 50 media outlets watched in amazement as a choppy guy in a tight women's jersey, ultra-short hot pants, and lace suspenders took to the field for half an hour of training......

After the security guards dispersed them, they couldn't help but ask:

"Who is that pervert?!"

-

In the rented apartment, Liu Jiayuan looked at the video in his hand with a headache, but he didn't know what to do.

His job in Munich was to keep the information back home as soon as he could, but today he was in a difficult situation......

Such a non-rigorous dress obviously can't be broadcast in serious and formal sports news......

Moreover, today's Long Shute is a banner figure in Chinese football and even the entire sports field, and such a picture will definitely affect his personal image!

But if you don't post it, those peers will definitely rush to report, no matter what seriousness they have, as long as they can attract attention and increase clicks, even if they write "Shocked!" The Chinese captain was humiliated by the whole Bayern team! More than 20 German men openly ** a Chinese 21-year-old girl! "None of them care......

After thinking about it for a long time, Liu Jiayuan finally sent this "precious" women's clothing information to his domestic counterparts thousands of miles away.

Anyway...... The decision to broadcast is in the hands of those people!

CCTV5 broadcast such a news in the "Sports News" column at 6 o'clock in the afternoon of the same day.

"Bundesliga giants Bayern Munich conducted a routine open training at 15 pm local time, and Chinese player Long Shute was particularly eye-catching......"

After all, it is the banner of the entire Chinese football, and this video immediately went viral in the domestic fan circle, and then all kinds of pictures, GIFs, and even special emojis poured in.

The fans, who only like Longshut and don't like Bayern, let out a wail:

"I said a long time ago, don't join Bayern Munich! It's okay now, it's only been a month, and my family's cold and arrogant Long Ritian ...... was transformed into a comic by Muller's second baby! ”

"Give me back Long Ritian!"