Chapter Forty-Six: Who Are You Talking To, Boy?
"Then I see the mood, I'll talk to you when I'm in a good mood, and if I'm in a bad mood, I may also release your pigeon, Yan Yijun."
"Please don't, and can I change my name."
I heard that the senior sister was still in the mood to joke, and I had a little confidence in tomorrow's conversation.
"Then hentai-kun, if you like this more, I don't have any suggestions."
"Forget it, you didn't say it."
"I'll see you tomorrow, Senpai."
After the matter was finished, Xiaomi hung up the phone first, so as not to let the senior sister get angry and talk about it.
"That's fine! Xiaomi, although it may not be of much help. ”
"No, that's fine, I'll help too."
"Is it possible that you plan to want it too, but will the senior sister accept it?"
"That's right, don't worry, I'll tell her tomorrow on Senior Sister's side." Xiaomi pretended to be very confident and said, but in her heart she thought that it would be a big deal to die tomorrow.
The next morning, Toyonosaki Private College.
"Ahh Xiaomi yawned.
"What's the matter, you won't stay up late again to cultivate immortals, you still have something to do today." Lun also said with some reproach.
For the creators he likes, Lun also really has admiration, so when Xiaomi said that he wanted to help Sister Kasumigaoka, he was very happy, so he was a little unhappy to see Xiaomi like this, and I felt that Xiaomi was a little perfunctory.
As for Lun also likes "Sword Art Online", why he doesn't have admiration for Xiaomi, the 'creator', it can only be said that it is difficult to recover once a person's temperance is lost, so everyone understands.
"It's not, it's just that last night I was thinking about how to make that arrogant and venomous senior sister willing to accept our kindness."
"It turns out that yesterday you were really reckless." Len also pushed his eyes.
Xiaomi touched her head in embarrassment.
"You're really a stupid person, tell your thoughts directly, aren't you friends? Believe in yourself. Len also proposed.
Millet smiled wryly, thinking to herself, "That person is not such an easy person to talk about. ”
"Hopefully."
The time of extreme pleasure and extreme pain is usually very fast, so noon still comes quickly.
Millet took the lunch box and walked to the rooftop with a feeling of being sluggish and cold.
Why do you feel as if you've done something terrible? (Author: Bento should be delicious and funny)
When Xiaomi pushed open the door with trepidation, it turned out that he was still a step too slow.
"It's finally here, Yan Yijun."
"Well, long time no see! Sister Shiyu. ”
Kasumigaoka Shiyu looked at the lunch box in Xiaomi's hand, and said with a smile on his face: "Sure enough, it's hentai Yan Yijun, it turns out that you want to perform Yan Yi in front of the girl again?" ”
"Please, forget about it!" Senior sister's poisonous tongue is as terrible as ever, no, it seems to be even more terrifying.
"Okay, that's the joke here, Yan Yijun, did you do something terrible behind my back!" It's supposed to be a question sentence, but it's in an exclamatory tone, and there seems to be black gas behind it.
Xiaomi felt a little breathless, and the smile on the senior sister's face became more and more gorgeous, like a blooming rose, ready to stab people at any time.
"I did something yesterday, but I don't know if it's the same thing that Senior Sister said." Xiaomi forced a smile and smiled.
"Oh, it seems that Senior Brother Le was very busy yesterday! But also, so many things happened at once last night, so should I treat my hard work to my senior sister, after all, I really want to thank you for what happened last night. Hearing Xiaomi's admission, Kasumigaoka Shiyu's smile became more 'gentle', and she said some ambiguous words as always, and gently touched Xiaomi's face.
If someone suddenly pushes open the door now, they will definitely think that the two of them are lovers.
"It's small, it's just a trivial matter, so you don't have to worry about it." Hearing the words of the senior sister, I knew that the senior sister knew what she and Lun Ye did yesterday, but now that I think about it, even if I didn't know it at first, one morning was enough for the editor of the senior sister to inform her of what happened last night.
"I really didn't expect that the now popular Jingyu teacher and the famous 'TAKI' and 'Adachi Dominator' actually recommended my work on Weibo together, do you say it's too much of a coincidence, Le-san." The senior sister's tone became softer and softer, and she leaned her mouth to Xiaomi's ear and said. [Note 1]
That's right, after Xiaomi and Lun Ye and Zhihui discussed it yesterday, I felt that a few of them had to do something.
As for the purpose, Jihye should be because she likes Kasumiko's works, and she has already recommended it in the bookstore's staff recommendation; Lun is similar, but there may be an acquaintance; Xiaomi is even simpler, the relationship between friends is enough to explain everything, and maybe you have to add a sense of guilt.
"Although this was my proposal, the two of them also wanted to help, so they did it together." Xiaomi admitted.
"Let's not talk about that eyed man and the other guy who is still unclear, they are my fans and I can still understand, after all, I can see from the eyed man last time, but what do you mean by helping out? Le, do you think that Senior Sister's work is good, and you plan to recommend it in friendship, or is it completely for other purposes, such as planning to pursue Senior Sister Me, hoping that your behavior can please me. "This time, it didn't seem to be a very 'gentle' tone, but it became deeper.
Xiaomi knew the key was coming and took a deep breath.
Xiaomi asked seriously: "If I say that I like Senior Sister's "Love Metronome", do you believe it?" ”
Kasumigaoka Shiyu took a step back, stood up straight, raised her head slightly, and looked into Xiaomi's eyes.
Xiaomi also looked at the face of the senior sister unwaveringly.
"Oh, I didn't expect that Mr. Jinglu, a great writer, actually liked the books of me, an outdated author, I am really flattered!"
"Why can't I like it because I'm the author, last time the senior sister saw me have your book there."
"That's what the Eye Ethics Lord lent you."
"But I've read it all, okay."
Senior Sister said impatiently: "I'm not here to talk to you about this, I want to know why I want to help me, and give you another chance, and it's the last time." ”
Xiaomi also replied seriously: "Although I hate the poisonous and arrogant Kasumigaoka Senpai, I feel that I prefer the work of Teacher Kasumi Shiko, so I will help recommend it."
"It's very courageous, Yan Yijun, I actually said that I was arrogant with a poisonous tongue." The senior sister seemed to become a little gentler, and then became stern, "Since you know that I am arrogant and poisonous, then you should know that people like me will not be willing to accept help." ”
Xiaomi analyzed seriously: "I know, if I am not familiar with the senior sister, the senior sister may be very dissatisfied, but she will still accept my help, if I am an avid fan like Lunye, the senior sister may still pretend to be disdainful, in fact, I am very grateful to accept it." But it's a pity that you and I are friends, and you're not fanaticals. ”
"Oh, what if I never regarded you as a friend, but just as a more familiar person? I'm just dissatisfied now, right? Kasumigaoka Shiyu said politely.
"Don't tell lies, if Senior Sister really treats me as just a familiar person, now I won't be angry, but I will thank me and poison me, because then this is the contradictory and arrogant Kasumigaoka Shiyu Senior Sister I know, and your anger just now scared me to death."
"So even though you know I'm going to be angry, you're going to help me? Can I understand it this way, hentai Yan Yijun. The senior sister showed a 'gentle' smile again, and then said.
"Well, yes, after all, we're friends anyway, and I do like your books, so I should help." Xiaomi feels as if something has changed in her senior sister, but it's better to say it honestly in the face of that 'terrible' smile.
"Oh, I didn't expect Yan Yijun, who is obviously an M, to be so responsible."
"Well, I'm not a, and I don't like Yan Yi."
(Because the senior sister's meat jokes and poisonous tongue are too terrible, 5000+ words are omitted here)
…… Dividing line ......
Xiaomi didn't know how he returned to the classroom alive, and the poisonous tongue of Kasumigaoka Shiyu, who completely exploded, made Xiaomi feel that he didn't jump directly from the rooftop, and he was really firm in mind and wise as foolish.
But fortunately, the senior sister accepted her kindness, but now that I think about it, it is better to ask her friends for help with the arrogant personality of the senior sister than to kill her, so the performance just now is completely to 'give' all the complicated feelings as a poisonous tongue to herself.
Alas, I don't know why I want to help her, I just knew that I would have let Zhihui and Lun come too, what kind of hand did I intervene, and I was sprayed for nothing.
Thinking of what the senior sister said to herself at the end, she wanted to laugh again, she was really a proud senior sister who refused to admit defeat.
"The sales of the second volume are coming to an end, and the third volume is about to be delivered, so give Yan Yijun a chance to help me set a sales target, and if I finish it, it will be a reward for you helping me."
"Well, what a return."
"I haven't finished speaking, if I don't reach it, then I will promise you a request, even if you say that you want me to accompany you to the love hotel!" The senior sister licked her tongue seductively.
"Then 500,000, please be sure to complete it to repay the enthusiasm of our fans."
[Note 1]: Tomoe Takasago is known as the 'Adachi Ward Light Novel Authority' in the original book, so here she is also set up as a popular blogger like Ryoya.
ps: Thanks for retrograde. Liuzhen, undefeated air, book friend 189****48, book friend 222****81, book friend 228****11 recommended votes.
ps: 3,000 words were written for almost three hours, it's uncomfortable!
But halfway through the writing, I also kind of understand why the senior sister in the original book regarded the final volume as a book written for Lunye. Human feelings are really complex and contradictory.
It's really scary to be sick, but I still want to say that the senior sister Saigao.
ps: The training grinds the hammer for four hours and grinds out three blisters on the right hand, and I almost can't hold the cup at night, alas, it will last for a week, and I have to kneel.
ps: Daily collection, collection! (Break through the three hundred collections, let's add one more, ask for collections.) )
Attached: The original plot of "Passerby".
Before the original story began, at the first autograph session of the light novel "Love Metronome", he began to have a verbal intersection with Lun, who was the first to arrive, and also regarded him as his first book fan. Because Lun also suddenly appeared in front of him strongly as an avid fan, and because Lun also continued to praise himself enthusiastically, the website he established increased the sales of his works by 30%, and he also had a good impression of Lun. After that, there were a lot of discussions with Lun on the development of his works, and even some of the content was written with reference to Guo Lunye's opinions. She worked hard for a book lover, and in order to repay this entangled book lover, she repeatedly scrutinized and argued with the editor, and completed the work without being discouraged. However, when he asked to show the original manuscript of the final volume to Ryon and hoped to get his impressions, Lun was rejected along with his own thoughts on the grounds that he could not be responsible for this work. Since then, Shi Yu's title for Lun Ye has also been changed to "Ethics Jun".