Chapter 264: Pull a headband from the crotch

Jamie Vardy and Kisti embraced, but the Gunners fans were not so friendly and booed. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info

Even the referee couldn't get used to Vardy and Kisti's behavior of throwing dog food everywhere, and walked over to ask Vardy to hurry back to the field and continue the game.

"I'll wait for your call!" Kisti whispered in Vardy's ear.

Vardy smiled and nodded, waved goodbye to the goddess, and returned to the field once again.

The teammates were all amazed by Vardy, but they didn't expect this tease to quietly take down the national goddess Kisti.

"How did you get together with my goddess?"

"Hurry up and explain, or I'll kill you!"

"My goddess, I must duel with you today!"

The reaction of his teammates was excited, as if Vardy had made them green, and who doesn't have a beautiful fantasy about beautiful women!

And in the end, Rooney's words almost broke down Vardy!

"Can I swap female companions with you?"

Without hesitation, Vardy raised his middle finger at Rooney - your uncle!

But Vardy wouldn't tell the animals, and it was the ugly woman they assigned to Vardy when they played a game of lewdness, or they would have hanged themselves in shame.

At this time, the Arsenal players watched Vardy go straight to the fire, which made them feel embarrassed not to mention scoring goals, but also with the public goddess.

Who doesn't want to leave a good impression in front of the goddess, and finally the goddess came to watch the game live, even if it was to watch Vardy, but there was no wall foot that could not be dug down, only a bad hoe, maybe the goddess saw that she was doing well, and she was interested in herself!

But Vardy's bastard actually scored a goal like this, it's like stepping on their corpse and flirting with the goddess!

It's no wonder they don't get angry!

Perhaps Premier League stars are very attractive to peripheral female young models, and a large number of women will flock to you with your little finger and serve you very comfortably.

So there is no shortage of women in Premier League stars!

But women always have to talk about quality, a hundred dust girls are not as exciting as a goddess, any normal man will definitely know how to choose between the two.

There is no doubt that Kisti is the goddess they can't hope for, but now, the goddess is in the arms of others.

If they can still give Vardy a good face at this time, it will be strange!

But Vardy doesn't care what other people think, anyway, he is already recognized as a big joke, is there anything more unacceptable?

After the game resumed, Arsenal launched a frenzied attack on Manchester United.

In Vardy's view, the Gunners may not just be behind the scoreline, but also because the goddess is throwing her arms on him......

Why did Vardy think that?

The reason is simple!

In just a few minutes, even if Vardy was in a defensive posture, he was still hit several times by the Gunners players, intentionally or unintentionally, and even Fabregas, who was the same as Lin Daiyu just now, seemed to have a Snickers in the advertisement, and actually scolded himself several times!

If it were someone else, maybe Vardy wouldn't have any opinions, after all, everyone is independent, can they not let others vent?

But if it were Cesc Fabregas, Vardy wouldn't be happy!

You have such a serious mother-love complex, you don't go to talk to your aunt, how can you have thoughts about Kisty?

Well, Vardy was stunned, as if he had misplaced Cesc Fabregas.

Kisty is 26 years old today, and although she is still in the golden age of a woman, she is also an out-and-out big sister to Cesc Fabregas, who is just 18 years old, so it is not surprising that this thing has thoughts about Kisty.

However, Arsenal's onslaught made Manchester United quite unbearable, and it was inevitable that they were a little loose after the goal, and they almost couldn't parry.

When Arsenal forget to throw away their form, the attacking power they can exert is unimaginable.

In the 31st minute of the first half, Fletcher's defense at the edge of the Fabregas penalty area exploded with a shot, and the ball flew out of the bottom line by grazing the left post;

In the 33rd minute, the Gunners made a comeback, Ljungberg's cross was cleared by Ferdinand, Gilberto Silva grabbed the second drop and hit a volley directly, but the sudden shot was brilliantly defused by Van der Sar;

In the 34th minute, Henry broke through the defense on the left side and shot inward, but the rotation arc was not in place, and he smashed on the right post and bounced out;

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Arsenal's onslaught left United in the woes of the Reds, with the three midfielders struggling to improve their passivity.

Even Jamie Vardy received a yellow card for his defensive manoeuvre, so you can imagine how tragic the scene was.

An Arsenal with full firepower, no one dares to say that it can be completely defended, even if it is Chelsea's steel defence, it may not be able to do it.

In the end, United still conceded a goal.

At the end of the first half, it was still Xiaofa who stepped forward and broke through the goal of Van der Sar's handle with a long-range shot.

And after the goal, the referee quickly blew the whistle to end the first half of the game, and the two teams returned to the dressing room with a score of 1:1.

It was a big morale blow to United, who were unlucky to concede in stoppage time.

However, the goal also ignited United's will to fight.

Why should we be pressed and beaten by you!

Who is better than whom?

Even if this is Highbury, if you want to win, we will make you pay the most painful price!

Looking at the players on fire above their heads, Ferguson knew he didn't need to turn on the hair dryer anymore.

Sure enough, at the beginning of the second half, Manchester United reversed the appearance of the first half and launched a fierce attack on Arsenal, almost catching Arsenal off guard.

Wenger didn't expect Manchester United to dare to attack, you must know that in the entire first half, Manchester United even counterattacked only a handful of times, are they not afraid of the back line being blown up.

But it was precisely because of this thought that Arsenal was beaten in an embarrassment, and Manchester United almost took the lead again.

Ferguson had to start deploying his players, and although the players on the pitch were very capable of fighting, the midfield configuration lacked any creativity at all, and it was difficult to form a sustained suppressive attack.

So the old gentleman waved his hand, Giggs and Scholes came on the field at the same time, replacing Fletcher and Park Ji-sung, ready to fight hard.

The effect of the substitution was immediate, and United's midfield control suddenly rose a notch, and Arsenal, who began to gradually stabilize their position, started to fight against each other.

Such an intense and exciting game is what fans want to watch the most.

Jamie Vardy wanted to habitually retreat to ambush on the edge of the penalty area during the attack, even if it was not good on the wing, after all, the box is not his range of activities.

But I suddenly remembered that I still had an iron hair band.

This is not an ordinary decorative headband, this thing can transform itself into a big iron head, and no one can stop it.

Isn't there a better time to use a headband!

However, the question is also obvious, how do you take out the headband in public?

Can I still run straight to the locker room like last time?

That pure and pure looking for death!

Gritting his teeth and stomping his foot, Vardy put his hand directly into his pants and pretended to take out the headband from it, but in fact it was brought out of the system, just to hide people's eyes.

When Vardy pulled what looked like a rope from his crotch, all the fans who saw it were shocked and dumbfounded.

Nima, actually pulling something out of the crotch of your pants?

This tease is really going farther and farther on the road of teasing!

Can anyone else stop this teasing?

And what are you doing with the rope?

Is it that if the offense doesn't go well, you're going to tie up the Gunners players?

When the Arsenal players saw this, they instantly wanted to hide away from Vardy, which can really do anything on the pitch.

If he really tied himself up, Vardy would not be sent off, and he would not be ashamed enough!

Likewise, the United players were dumbfounded.

Why aren't you panicking?

But just when everyone was speculating about Vardy's rope-like object, Vardy put him on his head in the eyes of everyone's surprise!

Oh my God, it turned out to be a headband!

Everyone's already laughing and crying, this thing actually hides a headband in the crotch!

The referee didn't know what to say at this time, obviously wearing a headband was allowed by the rules, and it didn't say that the strap couldn't be pulled from the crotch......

Well, it's not that you can't play bondage, the referee is really afraid that Vardy will suddenly have another convulsion.

After putting on the headband, Vardy looked at the Arsenal generals with bad intentions.

Are you ready to meet my iron head?

Tremble under Uncle Ben's violent head!

At this time, the fans in front of the TV were already about to bloom, obviously in the game, but Vardy suddenly came out to release poison, which was really unprepared!

"It's amazing that my brother is hiding in the crotch of his pants, is that very comfortable?"

"You can hide the headband today, you can hide the gun tomorrow, I seem to have seen this picture, Vardy is still playing hard one second, the next second he takes out the gun from the crotch of his pants, and then kills the disobedient opponent, of course, the referee who is killed!"

"The cartels should learn from Vardy, it's a good way!"

"It's a smelly headband, and I don't think anyone wants to be within three metres of Vardy for a while!"

"I don't even support the wall, just serve Vardy's teasing!"

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In fact, Vardy had seen anyone do this in his previous life.

Although he can't remember what season it was, let alone who it was, he remembers very well that a tease actually took out a Santa hat from his crotch after scoring a goal, and then put it on his head to celebrate the goal, because it was Christmas!

Compared to hiding a Santa hat in the crotch of his pants, hiding a headband is obviously too pediatric, so in the face of everyone who is about to laugh crazy, Vardy said that he is very calm!