Chapter 342: Naked or Women's Clothing?
Hearing Rooney's proposal to take a naked photo, the England internationals had different thoughts, but more of them were still surprised.
It was originally a proposal to shoot an ordinary photo, but it suddenly became a nude photo, although it sounds like only two words, it looks like just a few clothes, but you must know that these two words and these clothes are the greatest progress of human civilization!
Do you let a guy go out without clothes and try it?
Shyness not?
Shame no?
Except for children who don't understand, it is estimated that no one does this normally!
And take off your clothes to take a photo, which is equivalent to appearing directly in front of people all over the world, I feel terrible when I think about it!
There's no shame in being naked in front of someone, but you know what crazy fans do with your nude photos?
If it's a crazy female fan licking the screen, it's a little better, this is acceptable.
But if a muscular faggot guy in *** looks at your nude photos hehe lewd smile, I guess you'll go crazy!
Even if England is more open, the vast majority of players will not be able to accept such an offer.
"I can expose the upper half of my body at most, and I don't have to think about the lower half of my body!"
"The scale I can accept is wearing panties!"
"I'm a little more acceptable, but I can only show the back of the ass, and the front is definitely not good!"
"No, I'm conservative, I have to wear clothes, of course, pants are casual...... I feel so shy when I think about it! ”
......
The teammates gossiped and expressed their opinions.
Vardy sighed, in fact, he couldn't accept a nude photo.
But even if he let it go, his teammates didn't cooperate, and there was no way to force them.
And just when everyone was talking about the sudden proposal of a nude photoshoot, suddenly Ferdinand had a new idea!
"Although it is for charity reasons, the full nude photo is still a bit too large, even if we can accept it, I'm afraid many fans can't accept it!"
"Just imagine, a male fan comes home with our nude photo, and his wife can't think that there is a problem with his orientation! If he is a female fan, his husband will inevitably be jealous! ”
"So I don't think it's okay to take a nude photo, it's better for us to wear women's clothes to shoot alternative photos, so the sales are absolutely overwhelming!"
Ferdinand gave everyone a serious analysis, but how did Vardy look at it and think that there was excitement in his eyes.
Just like Rooney's excitement just now, Ferdinand is also excited with the hope that his wish will come true.
I'll go!
What kind of friends I've made!
Why don't you have a normal one!
Now Ferdinand's mental activity must be like this-
I've finally been able to fulfill my long-standing wishes, and I've always wanted to wear girls' clothes, but I've never had the chance, and now the opportunity has finally come!
I'm going to wear a nice dress, I'm going to wear sexy stockings, I'm going to wear high heels......
Rio Ferdinand's proposal was even more impressive than Rooney's just now, and even Vardy found it a little overwhelming!
Ferdinand shouldn't have suddenly become interested in women's clothing because of the women's clothing thief last time?
But even if you're interested, you should be interested in women's clothing bosses, how did you become a women's clothing boss?
Vardy couldn't help but sigh: It's easy for me to live with these psychopaths!
However, compared with the proposal of a full nude photo, more people said that they could accept women's clothing.
You think, although it's all for charity reasons, you can't get rid of the suspicion of selling meat when you're naked.
Women's clothing is different, it can be seen as an alternative idea, nothing is lost!
Because of a real thing, the England team is about to explode.
It's not that I don't want to shoot, it's just that some people can't accept the large scale, some people are willing to be naked, some people like women's clothing, and everyone argues endlessly for this.
"Don't think I don't know, you don't dare to be naked because you're too young, and you're afraid of being embarrassed!"
"It's better to take it out than you! You just said that you don't dare to wear women's clothes because you eat lotus root and are ugly! ”
"Do you know what sexy is, naked is sexy, aren't you afraid of women's clothes making people vomit?"
......
England, which originally had a harmonious atmosphere, almost broke up because of Vardy's involvement!
In the end, it was Beckham who made the decision, took a normal photo, took a normal photo, took a nude photo, shot a woman's clothing, and if there were other ideas, they could also be implemented freely, and finally gathered together to become a diversified and multi-element photo album.
This time everyone was happy, and everyone's requirements were met!
In the end, Vardy, the initiator, seemed to have become a backdrop, and no one cared about his thoughts at all.
Vardy wants to cry without tears, where is this special charity, it is simply to satisfy your perverted hobbies!
But there is no blame for this, as long as it achieves the ultimate goal, it doesn't matter what method it uses!
After obtaining the FA's consent, everyone decided to set the shooting date on the second day after the third match of the group stage, which will not delay too much time and will not affect everyone's rest, so it will be regarded as relaxing after the game!
Of course, if England can't appear in the group, then it is estimated that no one will be in the mood to take a photo!
In fact, England's group qualification situation is not complicated, England and Sweden also have one win and one draw, Paraguay and Trinidad and Tobago are both one draw and one loss, as long as Sweden and England draw in the last round, the two teams can join hands to qualify.
And even if England loses the match against Sweden, Paraguay and Trinidad will win whom, England still have a good chance of coming out on goal difference.
With a 4-0 win over Trinidad and Tobago, England have four goal differences, can Paraguay win Trinidad by more than five, or can Trinidad win Paraguay by more than five?
So England don't have to worry too much about qualifying.
However, after the problem of qualifying is solved, it should be in front of you as the number one in the group, which is also an unavoidable reality.
England's top two in Group B will play against the top two in Group A, which is scheduled early in the schedule.
Who is in Group A?
Host Germany team!
In every tournament, there is no doubt that the host country is the team that everyone is most reluctant to meet, and in the home stadium of others, they have an all-round advantage.
Germany and England are already rivals, even more so than the confrontation between Brazil and Argentina in South America.
To say that England is afraid of Germany, it is not necessarily, but at the home of others, England still has to suffer a big loss, so it can be avoided or try to avoid meeting Germany too early.
The day before the Group B match, the Group A matches were all over, and Germany won the group to reach the round of 16, and Klinsmann's youth storm made the world look sideways.
Ecuador was lucky to emerge from the group and join Germany.
Which one to choose, Germany or Ecuador?
I'm afraid there is no stupid thing to say about Germany!
So England will have to fight for top spot in the group, and as long as they don't lose to Sweden, England will be able to do so.
How strong is the Swedish team?
Vardy can only say that it is average, at least it is not a first-class team, and it is second-rate in front of him!
I'm Bongsian, Larsson and Ljungberg, these are the only three players Vardy can name, and the rest of Karlström and Melberg, Vardy has only heard the names.
Can you expect a few players to take Sweden to the level of a world powerhouse?
Let's wash and sleep!
In terms of pre-match public opinion, a swarm of people are optimistic that England will beat Sweden to advance, after all, in the second group game, England performed very well, as long as the form can continue, Sweden is definitely not an opponent.
One is a big favorite who has gone through twists and turns, and the other is a strong match despite its steady performance, but the contrast in strength is still very obvious.
Sweden are genuinely nervous, and if England beat Sweden and the other group stage is decided, then Sweden could be squeezed out on goal difference.
This is definitely no joke!
Can Sweden beat England?
Difficult!
So what to do?
The best thing is to play a tacit game with England, and the two sides will join hands to qualify, so that everyone will be happy!
In the last European Cup, Sweden and Denmark teamed up to play a "thrilling" tacit goal, with a score of 2:2 that stunned the whole world, and the Azzurri Italy was beaten in this way.
So Sweden, which has a criminal record, naturally hopes to join forces with England to have another game, as for what public opinion is noisy, they don't care, anyway, there are more lice and they are not afraid of itching.
So the Swedish media began to hype the relationship between Britain and Sweden, what generations of friendship, what all-round economic cooperation, what people-to-people friendship and the like, making people feel that the two international players are as good as one person!
What's even more interesting is that there is actually a Swedish media Na Eriksen to talk about it, saying that the Swedish coach coaching England is the best proof of the friendship between England and Sweden!
This is the legendary pig teammate!
It's okay not to mention this, when it comes to Eriksen, England still has to settle accounts with Sweden, Eriksen's idiot can make the England national team miserable!
Of course, everyone understands the meaning of the Swedish side, it is nothing more than wanting to play a tacit game with England, and then everyone will qualify together, communicate well in advance, and save time to be afraid!
As soon as I saw this reaction from the Swedish media, Paraguay and Trinidad were blown up!
You guys play tacit ball, let's get out of here when the time comes?
No way!
The media of the two countries began a war of public opinion, and the spirit of fair play was mentioned several times, although it was not explicitly stated, but the subtext was, don't want to play tacit ball!
Even the two football associations have publicly asked FIFA to send a monitoring team to monitor the match between England and Sweden to prevent things that violate the principles of fair play!
Sweden immediately refuted the rumors, any tacit understanding is nonsense, Sweden will not be so bottomless, you still have to worry about whether you can win yourself.
However, the statement issued by the Swedish Football Association finally made everything simple and confusing again.
We will fight until the last minute, we refuse any action that violates the principles of fair play, we refuse to tacit ball, but after 90 minutes, no one can predict, if there is a draw, it will only be the real result of the battle between the two teams, there is nothing else.