Chapter 82: Comic Daily
"If I have a chance, I'll introduce you to a friend." Xiao Yan suddenly thought of Kirito.
For Kirito, he still felt a little guilty in his heart, if it weren't for his own reasons, Kirito wouldn't have become like that.
"Friends?" Ash said with interest, "Okay, I like to make new friends the most." β
"Uh...."Han Zhentian and Xiao Yan glanced at each other, and suddenly felt that they should be safe, because, they are no longer in the range of new friends, they should, don't worry about being handed, right?
"You're going to love him!" Xiao Yan smiled at the corner of his mouth, thinking in his heart that it was still too dangerous to have a gay boy in Gay beside him, and he should find a way to straighten him again, and Kirito was the best symptomatic medicine, which not only conformed to the orientation of Gay boys, but also had various elements that subtly changed Gay's perception of men and women.
"Ash, won't you introduce me to these two friends of yours?" On the side, Tazmi finally found an opportunity to interject, looking at Han Zhentian with burning eyes, he has experienced great changes in life, he has already become a scheming boy, and he is very good at seizing opportunities.
Han Zhentian obviously looked like he was going to die, but he walked freely, and when Xiao Zhi asked, he replied with a small injury, this kind of person is either a madman or a strong person!
As a newcomer who has just entered the plane mall, the first batch of goods has just been sold, and he doesn't know anything, Tazmi will not naively think that he can get out of the way with his own ability, for now, what he needs most is a backer, a solid and reliable backer!
Ash can't do it, even if he hasn't known each other for a long time, Tazmi can see the nature of Ash's stupidity, this kind of person can be a friend, but it's far from being a backer.
"Ah, yes, I almost forgot~" Xiao Zhi immediately reacted when he heard this, scratched the back of his head, laughed, pointed at Han Zhentian and said, "This is my new friend I met not long ago, Han Zhentian Brother Han, as for this ....." Xiao Zhi looked at Xiao Yan and said a little embarrassed, "This big brother, I don't know you yet~"
Xiao Yan raised his eyebrows, feeling a little unhappy, my boss Xiao Yan's reputation is so loud, you actually say you don't know me?!
It's so indifferent to me!
"This is Boss Xiao Yan, looking at the entire plane mall, it is also a rare existence, people in the rivers and lakes give nicknames, forcing the king, no one dares to provoke the big man easily!" Han Zhentian on the side explained.
"Huh?!" Xiao Yan raised his eyebrows, squinted his eyes, and a looming murderous aura locked on Han Zhentian.
Han Zhentian found that he had a fast mouth, and accidentally said that Emperor Dou was a forced king, his mind turned sharply, and he quickly changed the topic, "cough, cough~" coughed violently, looked like he was going to die, his face turned pale for a while, and then said, "Ash, you, uh, what's the name of this friend?" β
I didn't say the word "friend"!
Han Zhentian didn't want to ruin a marriage because he said the wrong thing.
A teenager like Ash, who is still at an ignorant age, can't stand the stimulation of the outside world the most, it may be just a very ordinary ridicule in the eyes of adults, and it becomes an unusually harsh ridicule in the ears of young people, in order to prove himself, young people in a state of shame dare to do anything, and they can do it!
Even if it hurts the people who are most important to you, such as your friends.
The cost or something, in that case it is not considered at all!
"My name is Tazmi, please take care of me when we meet for the first time!" Without waiting for Ash to answer, Tazmi couldn't wait to introduce himself, that nervous, cowardly look, people who don't know will definitely subconsciously think of him as a simple-minded young man, however, his true face is the opposite, a scheming boy.
"Tazmi....." When Han Zhentian and Xiao Yan heard this, they glanced at each other, and they both saw that strange look in each other's eyes.
Ordinary people may not have any special reaction after hearing Tazmi's name, but Han Zhentian and Xiao Yan, they reacted immediately!
The protagonist, whether it is an anime or a TV series or movie, will be deeply studied and repeatedly dissected in the Plane Mall, a place that connects the heavens and all worlds, and then come to a convincing conclusion..... That conclusion is likely to subvert the three views of the original work.
For example, Xiao Yan, behind his back, everyone described him as either not to kill, or to kill if he wants to kill a forced king with a household register!
Of course, in front of Xiao Yan, everyone will call him Emperor Dou, or Emperor Yan.
However, not everyone knows about these non-mainstream and unofficial analyses of the various protagonists, and even those who are particularly concerned about this, or who have very wide access to information, do not dare to claim to know them all.
If you're lucky, even if your fame resounded in the heavens and all worlds, you may meet people who haven't seen it and never surfed the Internet, and you can't figure out your heels at all.
However, the teenager in front of him, who called himself Tazmi, was very unlucky.
Han Zhentian is from the martial arts world, and he is used to going to places like taverns and restaurants when he is idle and has nothing to do, order a cup of tea, a plate of peanuts, occupy a seat all day, and listen to other people's nonsense.
Xiao Yan is naturally fond of pretending, likes to go to public often, and looks for opportunities to pretend to be forced in a low-key and elegant manner, especially when many people are talking about the fate of the protagonist against the sky, the bloody battle of the protagonist in all directions, and the feat of the protagonist covering the sky and dictating the eternal, Xiao Yan will pretend to inadvertently expose the identity of his protagonist, causing an exclamation.
When you meet these two people, can the ordinary protagonist please him?
"Any questions?" As a scheming boy, Tazmi's ability to observe words and expressions will definitely not be bad, he saw Han Zhentian and Xiao Yan's obviously wrong reactions, his heart tightened, and he hurriedly asked.
"No, it's nothing....." Han Zhentian's tone was slightly weird, he glanced at Xiaozhi, knowing that this kind of young man with a tendon brain, no matter what outsiders say, it is impossible to abandon his friends, he sighed helplessly, and said, "Everyone is friends, come and come, let's talk while walking, and by the way, purchase some feed for Pipi shrimp." β
"Yes, yes, let's go buy a batch of feed first, Ash, you've seen the previous world, there are a lot of PokΓ©mon there, and the purpose of us looking for you is to open a Pipi Shrimp farm in that place, and it's all up to you to deal with PokΓ©mon~" Xiao Yan smiled, his heart moved, and he added, "Later, I will introduce you to the friend I just said by the way, and you can have a good exchange at that time." β
Xiao Yan and Han Zhentian thought of going together, and he also felt that Ash would not abandon his friends if he said anything, but he was always not at ease to stay by his side with a scheming boy like Tazmi, so he was even more eager to introduce Kirito to Ash, and was ready to have a third party step in to let Kirito out and kick Tazmi away from Ash.
On the other side, Takumi and Daiko, who were in a calm state, also came to the Digimon store, found the Digimon machine that had just retrieved the genuine Digimon, and were about to set off with Ash's Daisy to find Ash's Kikimon.
After some hook-up discussions, Kikimon was quickly convinced and decided to invest in a Phi Phi Shrimp farm.
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The earth, the Antarctic sea, the sea surface is turbulent, the bottom of the sea is full of fire, from time to time there is the sound of rock plates collapsing, and then a huge wave explodes on the sea surface.
It is hard to imagine that there is still life alive in this place.
However, in the center of the sea, a piece of land is getting bigger and bigger.
In one section of the sea, a group of pipi shrimp protects a group of people, watching everything that happens in this vicissitudes of life.
"What the hell is going on with that snake?" Everyone watched in distraction as the body coiled in a circle, surrounding the huge figure of all the disasters in the Antarctic waters.
It was a snake, an unimaginably large, pitch-black body, with a body as thick as an ancient tree, green tendons that beat from time to time, a hideous, and terrifying giant snake!
"That's supposed to be an earthly python!" Gongsun Bai sighed.
"Earthly pythons?" Even if the people of the Central Continent team come to the main god space, they are obviously inferior to the people of the plane mall in terms of knowledge, even if the main god space also has a similar nature of connecting the heavens and all worlds, but one is closed to the country, and the other is an explosion of information, which is not the same.
"Ah, only the legendary giant python can have such a huge figure~" Gongsun Bai said, "The legendary earthly python is like Haotian God when it is big, and it is as thick as a child's arm when it is small, it can be soft or hard, it is like three thousand weak water when it is soft, and it is like the pillar of Optimus King Kong when it is hard, I have seen the giant snake from afar." β
"This ..... Earthly pythons? Shi Haochi looked at the giant snake in the distance in a daze, "Indeed, this is the only way to explain why we didn't find it at all before that giant snake appeared, with the huge size of that giant snake, it is impossible for us not to find it at the first time, unless it hasn't gotten bigger at the beginning." β
"Hmph~ It's just a legacy of a loser~" Madara Uchiha put his hands around his chest and said disdainfully, but his sour tone could be heard by anyone, and he was very envious of the bloodline of the earthly python.
That's right, after all, he is a person from the Naruto world, and his dedication to bloodline inheritance is far beyond ordinary people, that is, Madara Uchiha has been mixed in the plane mall for a long time, otherwise he would definitely say that the earthly python has a bloodline limit that has become bigger, smaller, softer and harder.
"The legacy of the loser? What do you mean? Zhan Lan asked with some curiosity.
"Only after the fall of a generation of emperors can it be possible to transform an earthly python from their bodies." Gongsun Bai explained, "And the earthly python I once saw was transformed by the legendary Aotian Emperor who fought against the sky after his death. β
"Why is it always a strange feeling?" Zhang Jie muttered quietly.
"What's the strange feeling?" Zhan Lan obviously doesn't know very much, and that's right, after all, not everyone has heard of the legend of the Aotian Emperor fighting against the sky, people like Zhan Lan have probably only heard of the center of the world, the darling of heaven and earth, the embodiment of luck, and the Mary Sue princess who is in the spotlight and the stars holding the moon.
"The Proud Emperor will also die?" Zero couldn't help but ask.
"Nature~" Gongsun Bai sighed, "The Aotian Emperor is indeed extremely difficult to kill, and the possibility of falling is almost zero, and it is precisely because of this that few people know the origin of the earthly python." β
"I don't know which emperor left that earthly python after his death." Shi Haochi muttered, "Could it be that in this heaven and earth, another emperor has fallen?" β
"You say, is it possible that the earthly python is actually the one we have seen?" Gongsun Bai suddenly said, "It is almost impossible for the Great Emperor to be killed, and the birth of every earthly python is an impossible possibility." β
Madara Uchiha nodded, glanced at everyone in the Middle-earth team, and said lightly, "Since these people can come from the Heavenly Peak, the earthly python we have seen can also be." β
"Hiss~" Shi Haochi exclaimed, "If it's really that, wouldn't it be close to the overrun level?" β
"You can encircle the entire Antarctic Sea in a random circle, this size can indeed be called close to the overrun level, but don't forget the weak crit on the sci-fi side." Gongsun Bai reminded, "That kind of weak crit, but the extraordinary ability to directly kill the starry sky giant Kunpeng in an instant with the body of a mortal, the size of the body is meaningless in front of the ability of the sci-fi side." β
"I've seen a twenty-centimeter-long dragon slaying kitchen knife~" Madara Uchiha squinted, "Even if the dragon's head is ten meters away, and the thickness of the scales alone exceeds the kitchen knife itself, it is still defeated under the dragon slaying kitchen knife, and the body size is meaningless in front of the sci-fi side!" β
"The bigger the body, the slower the speed, and ordinary people can walk freely under the sacrificial collision of tens of meters, hundreds of meters, and thousands of meters covered by the giant beast, because the giant beast is too big and not flexible enough."
Hearing this, Shi Haochi also knew that he had said something stupid.
The more fantasy the world, the ability system, and the more rigorous the plot arrangement.
The more sci-fi the world, the more the battle flow and the plot direction, the more nonsense it is.
Among them, the most classic is the apocalyptic world, people who eat expired bread without diarrhea and do not get hot when they eat are everywhere!
Many of the protagonists of the sci-fi world made their fortunes by slaughtering huge monsters.
Existence is reasonable, the heavens and all worlds are infinite, no one knows whether there are those extremely incredible science fiction worlds at the end of the long river of time and space, at least, in the plane mall, there are already some science fiction side props with incredible abilities..... Someone once asserted that if Doraemon doesn't appear again, after a while it will only have to kneel and lick even if it does.
What are these people talking about? The Middle-earth team made eye contact, "I don't understand what they're saying at all." β
(End of chapter)