Chapter 281: Sell me the panda, I'll give you 2000w
Soon, the match caught everyone's eye and became the center of attention. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
It's a normal result for Manchester United to win, it's nothing.
But what happened in the game surprised everyone.
Blackburn's delaying tactics made the game completely fragmented, hardly like a football game.
And Blackburn players frequently fall to the ground for various reasons, and a discerning person can see at once what is going on.
If it's another team, even if they want to stall for time, they may do some cover-up, at least not so naked/naked that they don't even want to do superficial work.
No wonder United ignored their downfall and went on the attack!
Someone made a video of all the Blackburn players falling to the ground, and the result was shocking.
In the second half of the game, 32 people fell to the ground of different lengths, plus the so-called healing and chaotic time, the total length reached a terrible 22 minutes!
Just like that, Blackburn still has the face to complain?
What's even more interesting is that after so many times of falling to the ground due to injury, in the end, none of Blackburn's players left the field due to serious injuries, and all of them returned to the field alive after receiving "treatment", which is simply incredible.
Even people who haven't watched the game, when they see this data, they should understand what's in it.
On the contrary, two more Manchester United players left the pitch due to injury!
No wonder Vardy sarcastically mocked Blackburn's medical skills!
For a while, Blackburn, who was still pretending to be pitiful, simply became a disgrace to the Premier League, crossing the street rats, and everyone shouted and beaten.
Manchester United had countless times as many fans as Blackburn, and no one was on their side at all, except for the local fans.
What's more, everyone likes passionate offensive football, not Blackburn's anti-human bucket tactics, so Blackburn has become the target of public criticism.
The FA side has been anxious about the recent mess, and you Blackburn Rovers are still adding to the mess, so it's no wonder that you don't clean up as a model.
Blake didn't have the stupidity to appeal, there was no rule that players must stop the game after they fell to the ground, they didn't take advantage of it, and put on a grievance just to win sympathy.
Unexpectedly, no one sympathized with them, and they were punished by the FA.
Blackburn Rovers were fined £10w by the FA for not taking the game seriously, and a serious warning, and the next time, it will not be as simple as a fine.
For this team that was able to win the Premier League a few seasons ago, it is really a shame now, and it is more embarrassing and more embarrassing.
However, Vardy's situation is not good, and with the yellow card in this game, Vardy has accumulated five yellow cards in the league, in other words, he will be suspended for the next game.
There is no Carabao Cup and FA Cup for him to shuffle now, the suspension is a solid suspension, and he will definitely not be able to play in the next round of the league.
This definitely has a big impact on Manchester United.
But it was a bit of a surprise that for Vardy, the five yellow cards were definitely commendable.
You know, at this time last season, Vardy was already wearing three red robes and was suspended for six games!
With three red cards in a season, Vardy seems to have equalled the Premier League record.
Combined with the cumulative yellow card suspensions at the end of the season, if nothing else, Vardy has been suspended for seven games in a season.
In contrast, this season's Vardy performance is simply a good baby, not crying, not making trouble, not causing trouble, five yellow cards are five little red flowers!
Well, it really should be praised.
Or to put it another way, Vardy has clearly found a trick to tease!
At the beginning of last season, Vardy was still a little confused, not very adaptable to the rules, patronizing the teasing, not considering the impact, and the result was constant red and yellow cards;
And this season, Vardy's teasing has obviously become a big success, he has learned to play the biggest teasing at the lowest cost, much smarter, and naturally there are many fewer red and yellow cards!
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Vardy was put on leave and was asked by Alex Ferguson to go home and rest at a time when everyone else was being brutal.
Anyway, I can't play when I'm suspended, so what do I want to do if I don't take the opportunity to rest?
So in the eyes of envy, jealousy and hatred of everyone, Valdisch Shiran left the training ground and went home!
The president and Rooney felt that they should learn from Vardy, but in retrospect, they sadly discovered that there were some things they really couldn't learn.
When I returned home, I played with my two dogs for a long time, these two little guys have extreme personalities, and they are together without incident, which is also quite incredible.
Since the last time Erha ran away from home to make a date/gun, Vardy has raised the fence outside the yard a little higher, saving Erha from showing mercy everywhere, and it would be interesting if the whole community was a descendant of Erha in the future.
And he felt that the beautiful neighbor had some ill intentions towards him, although he couldn't say it, but the man's intuition told him that it was definitely not simple.
Forget it, I don't want to, anyway, she will definitely not be an alien who came to catch herself and slice it, what are you afraid of!
Looking at the Chow Chow lying at his feet, Vardy suddenly remembered that he had seen an interesting photo in his previous life.
There is a great power to dye the Chow Chow in black and white, and dye it alive into a giant panda, with a similar appearance and the same coat color, which is enough to confuse the real with the fake.
If you lead a giant panda to the street, it will probably be quite interesting, and those passers-by will have to look dumbfounded!
Thinking of this, Vardy immediately took action, drove the Chow Chow and ran to the styling studio, the same one that made him into a tomato.
Telling his intentions, he handed the Chow Chow to the stylist, ignoring the stylist's bewildered expression, and Valdisch ran to the café next door for coffee.
The stylist couldn't laugh or cry, and he didn't know what to say.
Vardy's comic comparison is simply infinitely creative, and every time he comes to the design, he can make his eyes shine, but the strange shape is really difficult to get and too tiring.
However, the benefits are also huge, every time he leads the trend, his business will explode, and if Vardy comes to work with him every time, he will have to expand the scale of his business.
A few hours later, a brand new panda was revealed, and Vardy watched the results with satisfaction and admired the stylist's approach.
Perhaps compared to the real giant panda, the chow in front of me that was dyed into a panda was only slightly thinner, obviously the result of eating less bamboo.
Even if you pay attention, you may not be able to see the difference, let alone those British who have never seen a panda in person.
Vardy happily hugged the Chow Chow and got into the car, and now it's time to take the panda on the street!
The panda is a national treasure of China, and there is nowhere else to find it.
Although there are giant pandas in the UK, they are on loan from Huaxia, just like a player on loan.
Although the loan fee is expensive, it still makes them a lot of money, and curious Britons flock to the giant pandas.
One can imagine what a sensation it would have caused if Vardy had appeared on the street with a giant panda in his hand.
Gongs and drums are noisy, firecrackers are ringing, red flags are displayed, and people are crowded!
It seems a little scary to think about!
Then don't go to a crowded place, just go around your home!
Driving home, Vardy led the Chow Chow and went out of the house.
As he walked past the first neighbor's house, Vardy paused near the door for a moment until the neighbor's old lady came out.
"Hello, Aunt Susan!" Vardy greeted him warmly.
The old lady also responded enthusiastically, but soon, her eyes shifted to the giant panda played by the Chow Chow.
"This dog is good, it's actually black and white, what breed is it? I want to raise it too! ”
Vardy was directly confused, how could she tell it was a dog?
"Aunt Susan, this is not a dog, this is a giant panda!" Vardy said helplessly to the old lady.
Then, what he got was the old lady's puzzled expression, "Panda? Aren't giant pandas extinct? ”
Vardy was speechless, do you think it's a dinosaur?
Sometimes it's scary for British aunts to be ignorant!
He even wondered why those guys in Huaxia who specialized in deceiving old men and old ladies to buy all kinds of fake medicines and health products didn't come to the UK?
There are a lot of stupid people here, and the old man and the old lady are easy to deceive!
Maybe the only problem they don't come is that they don't know English.
This shows the importance of learning a language well.
Saying goodbye to Aunt Susan, who thought the panda was extinct, he continued to move forward, but he had already begun to retreat a little.
Who knows what other shocking remarks those ignorant Englishmen will make next, and it's not impossible to even think of pandas as alien creatures, and Vardy is also drunk when you think about it.
At this moment, a sports car roared past from far and near, and suddenly braked sharply not far from Vardy, and through the front window, Vardy could clearly see the consternation on the man's face.
When the sports car finally stopped, the man hurriedly ran out of the car, looked at the Chow Chow dressed as a panda in disbelief, and pointed at Vardy trembling and speechless.
Finally there is someone who knows how to do it!
That's what Vardy wants.
"You... You... You... Where did you get the giant pandas? Smuggling? The man stammered, apparently not recovering from the shock.
Vardy smiled and shook his head, enjoying the surprise he had brought to the other side, which was a great feeling.
"So you stole it from the zoo? You blatantly took it out for a walk? ”
Not to mention, this guy is really fooled, and he hasn't seen that the panda is fake until now.
Vardy smiled intently and said, "Then you don't have to worry about it, I have my channels!" ”
Yes, his channel is to send the Chow Chow to the styling studio, and then a fresh panda is baked!
The man put his hand on his chest, trying to calm himself down.
"Sell it to me and I'll give you £2000w, what do you think?"
After the man regained his composure, he said to Vardy with an eager expression.