Chapter 5: David Beckham in the Bright District
Early in the morning, Seinfeld called Liu Yun: "Brother, the District Football Association just sent a notice that the schedule has been changed. We're going to play our first game in the afternoon! I'll pick you up right away! β
Liu Yun said to Liu Xiaoyan: "Girl, the rice is in the pot, I have to leave in advance." β
Liu Xiaoyan didn't pay attention to Liu Yun.
More than ten minutes later, Seinfeld's Audi appeared downstairs at Liu Yun's house.
"Why so suddenly? Playing your first game in the afternoon? Liu Yun asked.
Seinfeld replied, "Our first opponent was the district sports school football team. The district sports school football team is the key support unit of the district football association, and the district football association naturally favors them. Said that he wanted to take care of the classes of the sports schoolγγγγγ I'll tell you about the schedule of the games in our district.
A total of 32 amateur teams participated in this competition in our district. Divided into eight groups. A one-round system, with three games per team. A win is three points, a draw is one point, and the same number of points counts as goal difference. The top team in each group advances to the quarterfinals, while the other three teams go home. The other three opponents in our group are the district sports school football team, the district No. 1 middle school team, and the Guangming District Bairun team sponsored by Bairun Group.
Of the three teams, we are the weakest. Among the other three teams, the weaker one is the district No. 1 middle school team, and the team members are all special students, a group of seventeen or eighteen children. The district sports school football team ranks second in strength, and they are students majoring in sports school football.
The strongest is the Bairun team in Guangming District. This year, Zhang Qing, the boss of Bairun Group, said that he would first test the water in the football field, so he built such a team in the sponsorship area. Although the team is called an amateur team, many of the players in it are retired players from the second division. One of the biggest names was even the main team of the First Division before retiring! β
Liu Yun nodded: "So, if we want to qualify from the group, we must win the opponent in the afternoon." β
Seinfeld smiled bitterly: "It's not extravagant to qualify for the group. Don't let people shave their heads three times in a row, and I'll burn high incense!
Seinfeld and Liu Yun arrived at the Fisherman's Restaurant, where the rest of the team was already waiting.
Liu Yun counted, and with himself, there were a total of sixteen people in the entire team. And almost everyone looks like they're in their forties.
Seinfeld said in a loud voice, "Brothers, we're going to play the district sports team in the afternoon. As I said before, we are weak, and we focus on participation! In this game in the afternoon, everyone should not have a psychological burden. β
A tall and thin player with a bald head said: "Old Song, we are playing with the mentality of playing. What's not to be burdened with? It's a loss anyway, right? When a person dies, X is facing up, which can make people kick to death but not scared to death! How embarrassing is it for a group of forty-year-old uncles to let a group of seventeen or eighteen raw melons and eggs scared to death? β
The tall and thin player's words drew laughter from the players.
Seinfeld pointed at Liu Yun: "This Liu Yun brother just joined. Played in Bayi before. It's up to him to arrange today's tactics. β
Liu Yun thought for a while and said: "The players of the district sports school team are young and strong, and we can't fight with them. I suggest we have a dense defense in the afternoon! 901, 9 defenders, I myself rushed forward to look for opportunities! β
If others say that, the players will definitely not be convinced. But these players have all seen Liu Yun's miracle of picking the ball + world wave + oxtail + rainbow yesterday. A group of players threw themselves at the five-body pitch that he had admired for a long time.
Seinfeld nodded: "Just do what Brother Liu Yun said!" β
Three o'clock in the afternoon, Guangming District Stadium.
The football field of Guangming District Stadium is a standard 110*70 meters. Liu Yun frowned when he stepped on the field. The bigger the field, the more runs, and the more the Fisherman's Restaurant team with the upper hand in physical strength will suffer even more.
At half past three, the referee blew the whistle for the game.
According to the prior agreement, the nine players of the Yujia Restaurant team cowered in their own half of the court to defend. Liu Yun wandered around the midfield alone, looking for opportunities.
Zhao Kun, the coach of the district sports school team, crossed Erlang's legs on the sidelines. In his opinion, this game is simply a benefit, and there is no suspense. A group of middle-aged people in their forties still want to win the sports school?
He said to the assistant teacher, "Look, the half-old men have set up a bus tactic. β
The assistant teacher smiled: "Just let the children do the half-time offensive and defensive drills." β
The whole team of the district sports team pressed on it vigorously. The defense line of the fisherman's restaurant team was quickly torn open. In just five minutes, a sports school team winger crossed from the side, a tall striker headed the ball, the ball went in, 0:1, and the Yujia Restaurant team fell behind.
Seinfeld shook his head in frustration. Alas, as expected, victory is a luxury, and advancing to the knockout stage is even more of a luxury.
The players of the district sports varsity team did not celebrate the goal. In their opinion, against such a group of uncles, there is no need to celebrate without winning ten goals.
The Fisherman's Restaurant team kicks off in midfield.
Seinfeld dials the ball to Liu Yun.
Liu Yun's performance has begun!
Liu Yun took two steps with the ball slowly, and a sports varsity player stepped up, and he pulled the ball horizontally past the striker.
There was a sports varsity player who came up to defend, and as soon as he picked the ball, he came to the ball and scored!
Liu Yun himself was surprised, how could this ball look like it was growing on his feet? He remembered an online game played by his daughter Liu Xiaoyan called Masturbation. There's a line in it that says, "Mondo, go wherever you want." "I'm on the pitch with the ball now, and I can really go wherever I want!
Zhao Kun, the coach of the sports school team sitting on the sidelines, keenly discovered Liu Yun, and he knew that among the eleven people on the other side, only Liu Yun was a good player!
He stood up and shouted, "Double Bag! β
Two players came up and wrapped Liu Yun in front and back.
Liu Yun lightly poked the ball, and came to drill the crotch man's ball!
Liu Yun slowly took the ball, passed the four defenders, and rushed forward about thirty meters!
Coach Zhao on the sidelines was anxious: "What are you doing?" Go up and defend! β
Two or three players from the varsity team surrounded them.
When the attention of all the defenders was focused on Liu Yun, there was a gap on Seinfeld's side!
Liu Yun kicked through, and the ball was like a precise guided bomb, cutting through a beautiful arc, and landed in front of Seinfeld.
Seinfeld runs forward with the ball. It's a pity that even if Seinfeld tried his best, he still couldn't outrun the boys at the sports school.
In a matter of moments, a defender caught up with Seinfeld.
After the pursuit of soldiers, there was an interception in front. At this time, Liu Yun ran to two or three meters to Seinfeld's right side: "Give me the ball!" β
Seinfeld passes the ball to Liu Yun. Two more defenders appeared in front of Liu Yun.
Liu Yun shook the ball from side to side like a stream, and came to a standard Xiaoluo-style oxtail.
has reached the forefront of the big forbidden area. The opposing defenders surrounded him.
Liu Yun made a quick decision and hung the door!
Liu Yun's hanging door is like a cold arrow in a martial arts novel, and the ball jumps high and suddenly falls in mid-air.
The goalkeeper couldn't make a save and the ball landed just a few centimeters under the crossbar. The ball is in!
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The players on both sides of the field, including Coach Zhao from the sports school, were stunned by Liu Yun's beautiful hanging door! Not to mention the gorgeous passing in front, just this foot hanging door requires players to have enough footwork!
The hanging door must be controlled well, so that the ball can suddenly fall rapidly when it jumps. Otherwise, you will jerk off!
Coach Zhao of the sports school said, why does this half-old man's hanging door look so much like Beckham?