Chapter 459: Phlegm and Snot Battle
Marcelo missed Real Madrid's third penalty in the shoot-out.
Next, it's the turn of the stupid cute Pogba to appear!
Pogba comes to the penalty spot. Keylor Navas also walked to the goal line.
European goalkeepers are particularly superstitious when it comes to saving penalties. For example, De Gea is superstitious about thick phlegm. Navas, on the other hand, is superstitious about borrowing luck from his opponents.
Keylor Navas had just watched De Gea and spit on his gloves every time he saved a penalty. After Marcelo missed the penalty, De Gea also licked his gloves wildly - obviously licking the thick phlegm he had just vomited.
Well, De Gea, I'll borrow a bit of luck from you! I spit too!
However, Navas's thick phlegm reserves are obviously not able to catch up with De Gea, who came prepared!
Navas exerted his strength to eat someone's milk, "Ahh He barely squeezed out a mouthful of thick phlegm and spit on his gloves.
You De Gea licked the phlegm off his gloves after Marcelo's penalty, and I, Navas, simply took the lead! Lick it when you're done spitting!
Navas stuck his tongue out and licked the thick phlegm off his gloves with all the strength he could to lick someone. Hey, what's the smell of this thick phlegm。。。。。 Weird?
The stupid and cute Pogba looked at Navas in front of him with a confused expression. This guy ... What are you doing?
Navas licked off the thick phlegm and continued to bounce around on the goal line like a big grasshopper!
"Toot ~"
Pogba runs, shoots!
Navas's thick phlegm borrowing was unsuccessful! He makes a right-hand flutter. Pogba played a low ball down the left.
The ball is in! 6:7! Manchester United seized the absolute advantage in the penalty shoot-out!
Huang Jianxiang explained: "The third round of the penalty shootout is over! Manchester United lead Real Madrid by 1 goal! Here's the fourth round of free throws! ”
De Gea walked to the goal, his throat already running out of oil and phlegm.
De Gea had an idea. When I was a student at Ileskas Elementary School, my biology teacher told them that human snot and phlegm are actually the same kind of secretions!
Since there is no phlegm, I wake up with snot.
De Gea wiped a large snot on his gloves.
Real Madrid's fourth-goal youngster Achraf looked at De Gea a little strangely: This guy, why is it so disgusting? It's even more disgusting than Big Brother Navas just now!
Achraf, a Moroccan teenager born in 98. On the court, however, he has a mature style of play that is not commensurate with his age. Zidane sent him off the bench in such an important game, and told the assistant coach to let him play in the penalty shootout before being sent off, which shows Zidane's trust in him!
Achraf takes a deep breath, runs, and shoots! He hit a half-high ball that flew straight to the right side of the goal.
De Gea judged the right direction, but the wrong way to the ball. He thought Achraf was going to play a boccia, so De Gea fell to the right and pounced.
The ball flew over De Gea's head into the net.
7:7! Real Madrid scored a penalty in the fourth round!
De Gea walks to midfield, Keylor Navas comes on, Juanmarta comes on!
If there is one of Manchester United's unluckiest men this season, it is Juan Marta!
Originally, Marta's main position in the Manchester United team was untouchable. When Liu Yun, a 46-year-old super-old player, entered Manchester United, Marta didn't care at all. 46-year-old, playing in the Premier League?! It's a fantasy! Obviously, it is the vase bought by the club to develop the Chinese market, and the coolie of the training ground to resist the water dispenser! It is not a threat to his main position at all!
Who would have thought that Marta was injured in the first round of the Premier League. Liu Yun was out of control after coming on the field and directly forced Marta to the bench for a season.
Marta is now holding her breath and must score this goal in the Champions League final penalty shoot-out! Prove that your mental quality is as good as your technical and tactical level! In order to find a good home in the next transfer period.
Navas had just failed by luck, and now instead of spitting and licking his phlegm, he stood on the goal line in a proper manner.
"Toot ~"
Marta shoots! The ball is played on the left side of the goal. Keylor Navas misjudged and pounced to the right and the ball went into the net!
8:7!! Four rounds of penalty kicks are over! Manchester United got the match point in the penalty shootout!
Liu Jianxiang explained: "The current situation for Manchester United couldn't be better! First of all, Real Madrid will send a player to take the fifth goal! If the penalty is not scored, the game will end early! Even if Real Madrid scores a goal in the fifth round, as long as Manchester United's fifth player scores a penalty, the aggregate score is 9:8, Manchester United will still win the Big Ears Cup! ”
Real Madrid's penalty taker in the fifth round was Bale!
De Gea is now running out of snot and phlegm. This is really an ordinary goalkeeper spitting on gloves, a literary goalkeeper spitting thick phlegm, and a second-stroke goalkeeper spitting snot. Deep Well Ice Goalkeeper... I lick it after spitting.
Now De Gea, like an ordinary goalkeeper, spits on his own hands.
"Toot ~"
Bell takes a deep breath and runs! Shot! The ball is played in the middle!
De Gea did a left-hand pounce on the ground.
The ball is in! 8:8! Real Madrid scored a penalty in the fifth round!
De Gea walked to midfield and Keylor Navas came on.
Manchester United's fifth-round penalty taker was Ibrahimovic! As long as Ibrahimovic scores this goal, Manchester United will beat Real Madrid and lift the Big Ears Cup!
The importance of the Big Ear Cup to Ibrahimovic cannot be overstated. Throughout world football, many superstars have a certain championship shortcoming. For example, the melancholy prince Baggio lacks the Hercules Cup, Messi lacks the Hercules Cup, Buffon lacks the Big Ears Cup, and Gerrard lacks the Premier League trophy...
Ibrahimovic has been in the five major leagues, and has played for the giants of the five major leagues, but he has never been able to get into the Big Ears Cup.
Before going on the field, Yibu patted Liu Yun on the shoulder: "Good luck, old lieutenant." ”
Liu Yun smiled in return: "Good luck, Yibu!" ”
Ibrahimovic is in front of the penalty spot!
He glanced at the goal! Champions League winners, never been so close to him!
He has spent nearly 20 years of his career chasing the Champions League trophy. Now, it's time to make your dreams come true!
Run, kick up! The ball goes straight to the top right corner of the goal!
Navas didn't learn how to lick phlegm, lick his nose, or jump on grasshoppers this time. But luck was on Navas's side!
Keylor Navas judged the ball correctly! Jump high! Stretch out your hand!
Keylor Navas lifts the ball off the line with one palm!
Ibrahimovic watched the ball fly out of the bottom line, his eyes went black, and the whole person sat on the ground.
The closest you are to winning the Champions League。。。。。 Is it that hard to walk?
Keylor Navas, the victorious hero, cheered loudly on the goal line!
At this time, Ibu had a nervous breakdown. There was a line of tears in his eyes. Slumped on the ground motionless.
The referee had to walk into the penalty area and remind Ibrahimovic to leave the field!
Huang Jianxiang sighed: "Ibrahimovic missed the penalty. Manchester United lost match point. Five rounds of free throws are over, and the overall score is 8:8! Now comes the brutal sixth round of free throws, which have been used since the sixth round of free throws. We can only silently pray for the good luck of Manchester United! ”