"That's not good, I'll send you there in person, speaking of which, although I don't look at this town mayor, but after all, the unspoken rules are there, and I have to follow them, don't worry, if you can't escape, I'll make a special trip to save you."

Dongfang Chu strode and approached the puppy, in his opinion, the puppy was a second-order demon beast, and it was easy for him to catch it, but the puppy suddenly remembered something, "Slow, ask before fighting, I will fight with you, what will be the result in the end." ”

"It's nothing more than that I beat you, I draw with you, I lose, and of course, I prefer the former." Dongfang Chu walked over slowly, and the little puppy nodded thoughtfully, and said:

"Then let me translate, that is, you are better than a dog, you are the same as a dog, you are not even as good as a dog, right, at the moment you have a delusion of 'I am better than a dog', young man, let me wake you up!" The puppy barked.

Dongfang Chu: "......"

Dongfang Chu: "! ”

"Phew! It just so happens that Senior Lin is not here, now look at me! The little puppy took out a bone and walked forward, the same way it used to deal with the old man that day, Dongfang Chu flashed like a ghost and avoided it.

"Don't do useless struggles, it's really not good, and it's good to compensate you when the time comes." Dongfang Chu said with a dark face, but he quickly changed color, because the bone actually rushed over again like a boomerang, and he grabbed his hand and was about to catch it, but he found that his whole body was stiff and unable to move, and his head was hit raw, making a "bang" and a muffled sound.

"It's a brainstorm!" The puppy took back the bones and smiled, just kidding, this is the rough embryo that his father is going to refine the natal magic weapon for him in the future, can you be a spicy chicken to deal with.

"You...... Where did the magic weapon come from? Dongfang Chu was about to be furious, but he quickly thought of something and calmed down.

"See, you're scared now, that means the level has reached 'I'm the same as a dog', come, I'll work hard to make you not even as good as a dog." The puppy laughed, didn't answer him, and another bone hit him, Dongfang Chu dodged away, and a red flame swept towards the puppy.

"Hey, this fire too...... I'll go! Wow wow! It's actually this kind of nasty fire, your surname is Dongfang, and you are a member of the Dongfang family. The puppy touched it and flashed away, and the hair in that part was burnt, and it actually emitted a smell of roasted meat, which showed the domineering nature of this fire.

"That's right, this seat is the descendant of this generation of the Dongfang family, at the beginning of the East, you demons have no chance to encounter the divine fire of our clan, give up." Dongfang Chu laughed, very proud, and the next moment ...... He received another blow to the bone.

"I'll ...... Forget this, I can't prevent it, I'll go, I have a long bag on my head, it's over, black history...... Then take you down! Dongfang Chu went all out, and then took out a revolver with a fire phoenix pattern engraved on it, which was very gorgeous.

He shot at the puppy, the bullet pierced the sky, with the scorching air like a small sun pressed down, but the puppy calmed down, it took out a blue water gun, pulled the button, and a blue column of water met the bullet.

"Nourishing ......"

The bullet collided head-on with the water column, Lin Xuan saw everything clearly, the moment the bullet encountered the water column, the fire was extinguished, and the true yuan attached to the bullet also disappeared, and the water column hit Dongfang Chu's body, making the flames in his body disappear.

"Still playing with fire, do you think you're still Yagami-an, you know how to set a fire and show operation here, but now that there's no fire, you should call it again." The puppy was very proud, and Dongfang Chu panicked, "My fire, how is it possible!" ”

"Nothing is impossible, the revolver can't beat the water gun, it's too embarrassing, you can quit the group." The puppy shook his head calmly, and Dongfang Chu was still trying, his brows were tightly locked, the fire was still there, and his bloodline could still be summoned, but the liquid from the blue water gun made it impossible for fire to come out of his body.

"It's useless, young man, let me forcibly explain that this water is diluted Tianyin water, which is useless to the power of your clan, and it is accurate to hit a dozen of small fresh meat like you." The puppy laughed, and Dongfang Chu suddenly realized, but quickly gritted his teeth, "This kind of thing is extremely precious, how can you have it!" ”

"I won't tell you, haha, look at the move! Let this seat train ♂ you well! "The puppy cub was killed, and the bones were ten in a row, and Dongfang Chu screamed there, fortunately, it was remote here, close to the Purple Mountain, and there was no one in the matter of time, otherwise Dongfang Chu would probably have the urge to self-immolate.

What a chicken shame!

"See, now you're not as good as a dog!"

"God TM dogs are not as good, are you a normal dog, you are a demon dog!" Dongfang Chu screamed, but he was very hard-mouthed, he had the power of the Xuan Ascension Period in his clan, he naturally had a few good equipment, but that had trigger conditions, and it could not be used if it did not threaten life and death.

"Look at the old man's head!"

"What a mallet, and hit me with a bone!"

"Haha!" The puppy cub has been suffocated by Lin Xuan recently, and he always feels that he has pills when he watches the ghost animal video of Chu Zihang every day, but now he is much more comfortable.

"I really don't understand why you can win me." Dongfang Chu rubbed his head, his whole body turned black, this was the first fiasco of his debut!

At the beginning of the East, it is the descendant of this generation of the Oriental family with a long inheritance and profound heritage on the earth, graduated from Kunlun University, the world's first school, and then went to the West to study for a period of time.

Good talent and pouring resources, the realm of the early Dongfang must be rising slowly, usually the stars and the moon people surround him, this time the family people are exclusive to experience, but also to prepare for politics in the future, I didn't expect to encounter a fiasco in this small place.

And was beaten by a dog!

"Why, since you have asked sincerely, then I will tell you with great mercy." The puppy nodded, "You should know, ordinary girls, as long as they dress up, they are beautiful, but there are some girls who don't know how to wear makeup, and they take it as beauty, and they look down on those girls who wear makeup." ”

Looking at the puppy's serious face, Dongfang Chu was stunned, is there a connection between this.

"I don't understand the complexity of your human beings, that kind of girl still says that girls with makeup have scheming, who has scheming, you don't wear makeup, in the case of similar appearance, it is difficult for you to look better than other people's makeup, this is a fact, right." The puppy puts away the bones and water gun and acts as a contemplative.

"There's an egg!"

"Look, look, straight man, if you don't understand this logic, I'll tell you another way of thinking, that is, when you're playing a game, you don't charge money, you have to think about beating someone else and charging money, aren't you crazy?!"

Dongfang Chu: "......"

Lin Xuan, who has been disconnected: "......"

"I'm a RMB player, I'm proud, I charge money, my equipment is better than yours, lalala!" The puppy barked, very arrogant.

"You...... I'm not convinced, I'm also a money-charging player! It's just that those old men in my family don't let me hang up, and I don't want to be banned, I'm also desperate! Dongfang Chu touched a few big bags on his head and said sadly.

"So young man, it seems that you are still not hot enough, you have been unlucky lately, so let me give you a big gift package." The puppy shook his head.

Then it rushed to Dongfang Chu's head, and a poop fell on his buttocks, and then asked with a super ecstatic expression: "Do you have paper, borrow me to wipe it."

Lin Xuan: "......" The little puppy is going to give Dongfang Chu shit luck, but this shit luck is very chic, everyone else stepped on it by himself, and he was pulled by the dog riding on his neck......

There's no one left.

Dongfang Chu: "......"

Body: Petrified

Status: Crashed

Inside: Hi-dog

It's really a dog who wants to be a dog!

"Ahhh You bastard, I'll abolish you!" With the addition of anger in his heart, Dongfang Chu's body surface burned again, and he was going to fight hard, and at this time, the puppy slipped away.

Before leaving, the puppy gave him a sentence, "Evil is rewarded!" Wang, dogs are not as good as the guys, goodbye. ”

"Ahhh I'm going to want it!" The voice of grief and indignation echoed, Lin Xuan shrugged his shoulders and left, along the way, he found that the town was a little weird.

Everyone's faces, one by one, are like this, why are they full of funny......

At the roadside stall, a child with a funny face handed over the money to the aunt who sold the finger cakes, and the aunt quickly beat the ketchup into a funny shape and wrapped the funny cakes for the child......

The world is funny!

woc！ It's horrible!

"Yo, Lin Xuan, you're back." When Lin Xuan entered the short meal, a waiter greeted Lin Xuan with a smile...... With that funny version of the signature smile.

"Oh, Brother Lin is back? How did you get on this trip. Someone asked, with a hint of humor.

Lin Xuan: "......"

Can anyone tell me what's going on!

The face is like a peach blossom / the face is funny, the face is full of spring breeze / the face is funny, the smile is bright / the smile is funny, the base is full of emotions / funny.

Lin Xuan could feel that the power of this thing might be comparable to the biochemical zombie virus.

"Ahh Brother Lin Xuan, you're back! Yang Lin ran over happily to welcome Lin Xuan.

"Hmm. When I'm not around, it's nothing. Lin Xuan touched her head and felt so warm, because the little Lori was not stained by the mud and was not infected by the funny virus!

"It's okay, it's just that my mother is too good and doesn't let me play with my phone, so I can only watch TV recently." Little Lori said pitifully, and at the same time pulled Lin Xuan into her boudoir...... GodTM Harem.

The famous detective Conan was broadcast on TV, and the words of the Grim Reaper elementary school student "There is only one truth" have not been eliminated for 100,000 years, I haven't seen this episode, it is actually a child waiting for an opportunity to murder his parents, Lin Xuan has no impression.

"Where there is oppression, there is resistance." Little Lori muttered.

“…… By the way, speaking of which, that classmate Xia Lan, do you think there is something wrong with her. Lin Xuan asked suddenly.

"No, she's more popular than me at school, but she doesn't like to deal with people very much." Yang Lin shook her head, but soon seemed to realize something, and her eyes widened.

"Brother Lin Xuan, no! Three years to start, the highest death penalty!"