"Don't ask me, I don't know anything, he's a Makqin heavy machine gun made in China!"

In the post-match press conference, Hoffenheim head coach Marcus Babbel slumped into his seat after saying just one thing.

He may also be glad that the heavy machine gun only played eight minutes in this game, otherwise the score left for Hoffenheim would never have been 7-0!

Think of Bayern's crazy firepower last season, on March 10, when Babbel had just taken over Hoffenheim for less than a month, he led the team to the Allianz Arena for the first time as a head coach, and the hospitable Bayern chariot crashed an 11-1 on them!

But he doesn't need to be ashamed, because Bayern had five double-digit scores in five games in 2011-12 and eight or more goals in seven games!

According to the summary after the season, all Bayern games that do not score more than five goals are called small wins!

With only seven goals conceded, Babbel should be gratifying: it shows that his coaching skills have improved a lot compared to when he first took over the team!

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Babbel didn't want to answer questions, and the local media in Munich were embarrassed to lie too much, not to mention that he was a native of Bayern's academy, playing for Bayern's first team for more than eight years, winning three league titles with the team, and also experiencing the black three minutes of the 1999 Champions League final.

In addition, he is also a Liverpool celebrity, but due to a strange serious illness of the nervous system, his body suffered a devastating blow, and he was once confined to a wheelchair to live, although he tried hard to fight fate, but after all, he failed to defeat this terrible opponent, and finally had to choose to retire.

In the face of such an admirable man, most people can't bear to fall into the well again.

So the reporters turned their cameras on the winning side.

"No, don't ask me, I don't know anything."

Heynckes also waved his hand repeatedly, but he did have a confused expression:

"I just asked him to go up and find out how it feels to play, I definitely didn't plan to score five goals in a row!"

The reporters laughed and then continued to ask:

"Can you describe how you're feeling right now, Yop? As a former world-class striker. ”

"I'm sorry, I still don't know anything, my head is full of exclamation points right now!"

Heynckes continued to wave his hand, but then opened the conversation anyway:

"You just said ...... Am I a world-class striker?

Oh yes, I almost forgot that in those days, among German players, only Gerd Müller was stronger than me, and I was also a super striker with more than 300 career goals......

But that was before today, after this crazy performance of Lonshette today, I don't feel like I deserve the title of super striker anymore, I've lived 67 years and 5 months in my life, but I've never experienced anything like this, not even Gerd Muller at his peak! That's right, even if Gade was standing in front of me, I would dare to say that! ”

Long Shute, who was sitting beside him, looked at the gray-haired old man with a smile on his face, boasting about himself without modesty, and then he seemed to hear a crisp sound in his head:

"Dididi! Joseph Heynckes applied to join the diehard fan group, did he agree? ”

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"Congratulations, Dragon, you probably didn't know how crazy you were today?"

Michel Smith of the Munich Evening News, who is very familiar with the entire Bayern team, was given the first opportunity to ask Lonschert a question, and he looked even more excited than Lonschert himself:

"After accurate statistics, you scored five goals in a row in 2 minutes and 18 seconds, which is 138 seconds, and I don't even have to look through the data to guarantee that this is not only the fastest record in the Bundesliga, but also the fastest record in football history, how did you do that?"

"There's a reason for that, but it's about some secrets within the team and I can't say too much, but I'm very happy today, so I'll give you a little bit of ......."

Long Shu pretended to put up the shelf, and the reporters in the audience hurriedly pricked up their ears:

"As you know, I was very busy this summer, playing a lot of national teams and Olympic competitions, after returning to the club, the coaching staff after checking my body, they officially warned me, too high intensity training and intensive games made my body reach the limit, so I rested for a few days, but I didn't expect that there were still injuries, fatigue and injuries, which made me miss most of the new season, only played one round in the league, did not play in the Champions League and the German Cup. No one told me in person, but I knew that if it went on like this, it would be difficult for me to explain it to the club and the fans.

Bayern Munich are the best in the world, we have too many good players, which is a reflection of the strength of the team, but it also brings fierce competition within the team, as a new European player, I have to prove that I am worthy of this honor at every moment, so I have to give it my all, even if it is just a warm-up time for the average person to find a feeling on their feet, I will not let it go easily. ”

"Oh, yes," he added, "I'm going to give my all from today onwards in all competitions, because I don't like to be tied with everyone else for the prize." ”

- Last season, he tied with Messi for 51 league goals and won the European Golden Boot, an award that was given to him during his injury, although it was also tied for first place, but how could Lonshette be satisfied?

He wants to pursue unique honors, not shoulder to shoulder with them!

Even if it's Messi...... Not at all!

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Scoring five goals in two minutes is almost an unprecedented miracle, as the record for the fastest hat-trick in Bundesliga history is also stuck at three goals in five minutes.

The match undoubtedly attracted the attention of the world, and Lonshit's goal highlight made headlines in the media and online platforms for the first time.

"Eight minutes off the bench, five goals!"

"Maxim heavy machine guns are firing wildly! Hoffenheim slaughtered! ”

"The National Day Mid-Autumn Festival is coming, and Bayern fans can eat five-yen mooncakes!"

"Captain China is back full of blood! The next opponent is trembling! ”

"Five goals in two minutes to detonate the continent! Cristiano Ronaldo Messi is eclipsed! ”

"Ten goals in two league games! The strongest has returned! ”

"138 seconds 5 balls VS 35 seconds 13 minutes, who is stronger Dragon or Maddie?"

"The strongest person recommends the strongest mobile, China Mobile invites you to join the 138th segment! Experience the thrill of the rush now! ”

"Gong Hai frantically sent out the praise: Long Ritian is finished with Ged Muller!"

"The god of war descends to earth! Scared Ba Shuai laughed silly Hai Shuai! ”

"Ribery, who scored two goals, personally admitted to give way, and the core of Bayern is no other!"

"CCTV celebrities were so shocked that they made continuous slips of the tongue, and Director Tao laughed until he cramped!"

"A certain editor made himself smart and changed five goals in two minutes to two goals in five minutes, and received a flood of bad reviews!"

"Long Ritian sword refers to the European Golden Boot, this year he is not tied with anyone!"

"Ronaldo Messi, are you scared?"

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Cristiano Ronaldo and Messi were really scared, and in the Spanish national derby later on the same day, the two kings went on to attack like crazy, and the last two men took all the goals in a 2-2 draw in a battle of the century, and the league goals of the two of them also reached 8 goals each, only two goals behind Lonshette.

However, each of them has played 7 games in the league and has not missed a single game, which seems to be no longer at the same level compared to Long Ritian, who has missed five rounds of league games and averaged five goals per game.

The four major Spanish junk newspapers also discovered this fact after the comparison, and they chose to fight back:

"It's hard to average five goals per game, and the long league has just begun!"

"Giving Hoffenheim the fatal blow when he had a physical breakdown, it's not worth mentioning!"

"Sad! In order to brush data, Chinese Dragon can be described as unscrupulous! Where is the true sportsmanship? ”

This is the first time in the history of Marca, Ras, Daily Sport and World Sport that they have spoken in unison.

The presence of Long Shute has brought them together closely, and for the honor of Spanish football, they will shoot at the Chinese captain who is far away in Germany!