Chapter 79: Dodge, the old man has to make a big move: flesh-body plunder

The scenery of the ancient battlefield looked particularly bleak under the reflection of the daylight, and the wind howling from time to time rolled up a large amount of yellow sand and slapped it into the distance. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info

There is a pit here, nearly one person deep. There was one man in the pit and two outside the pit.

The people outside the pit looked at the people in the pit, and the people in the pit looked back with great effort.

Maybe he felt that two fists were invincible to four hands, and the power of one pair of eyes was not as good as the other four, so the people in the pit smiled shyly and said, "I'm so scared of my father!" ”

The person on the pit couldn't figure it out, and looked at each other suspiciously, hoping to get an answer from the other party, but unfortunately both of them were confused.

Win! The people in the pit clenched their fists and quickly glanced at each of them.

In this way, the people outside the pit will be looked at by two people, and the people in the pit will only look at others without being noticed, and the situation will be reversed in an instant from the previous weakness.

At this juncture, he would do such a boring thing, and there is no doubt that he will compete for the so-called star-to-eye confrontation of victory and defeat...... Well, it's Yuwen Xiuce.

And the people on the pit seem to be a little frightened by the aura of the people under the pit...... Well, maybe it was scared by the intelligence shown by Yuwen Xiuze...... In short, no matter what, Yuwen Xiuce did grasp the initiative.

Someone naturally will not miss this rare opportunity, giving full play to his experience of playing many bad games and downtime various types of NPCs, and once again consolidating the hard-won initiative with just one sentence.

"Look at what! Haven't you ever seen a farmer uncle grow grain! ”

Rao is military-level computer processing speed, and at this moment, he was completely left behind by Yuwen Xiuce's divine development. The puzzled expressions and confused eyes of the two NPCs just now were officially upgraded to ...... Idiot-like expression and glazed eyes.

The drum must be hammered, and the fast horse must be whipped! Yuwen Xiuce's pace of consolidating the situation can't be stopped at all!

I saw Yuwen Xiuce frantically throwing gold leaves into the pit while chanting, "Baba Dad, Baba Mama, Baba Zu, Barbarala, Baba Libo, Baba Bab, Baba Bell, Baba Bright, Baba Bulab, Kerikli Kerikuri, Baba Change!" ”

Then a pile of gold leaves in the pit magically turned into a gold ingot!

"Huh!" Both NPCs looked straight at the ground.

Then Yuwen Xiuce began to throw paper into the pit frantically, still reading, "Baba Dad, Baba Mom, Baba Zu, Barbarala, Barbalibo, Baba Bab, Baba Bell, Baba Bright, Baba Braber, Krykoli Krikori, Baba Change!" ”

Then the pieces of paper in the pit actually turned into gold ingots!

"Wow!" One of the NPCs saw that he couldn't control himself, and in his excitement, he began to jerk his belt.

The guy who pulled the belt of his trousers obviously saw my magic spell, which caused a large amount of adrenaline hormones to be secreted, and his metabolic speed soared, and then he was anxious to urinate, and he wanted to urinate in broad daylight...... Yuwen Xiuce subconsciously wanted to put on a raincoat.

(Author: How stupid are you?) What are you doing in a raincoat?! You're wearing an umbrella! )

(Yuwen Xiuce: If you don't complain, give me a rough roll!) It's already stupid to stand in the pit, why is there a difference between wearing a raincoat and playing an umbrella?! Persuade me to come out of the pit, my soul is light! )

(Author: Forget it, if you don't want an umbrella, I'll borrow you a sun hat.) )

(Yuwen Xiuce: Sun Hat...... )

(Author: Well, the outdoor one, the quick-drying type, it dries quickly after a shake...... )

(Yuwen Xiuce: Your sister, can this thing be used after being drenched?) Exposure to the sun is directly a biological weapon! You are so honest to take medicine, you are not allowed to come out without medicine! )

"Brother, what are you going to do!" An NPC next to him was obviously calmer, and grabbed the other party's arm, "Even if you use force to get his person, you may not get his method of making money!" ”

Yuwen Xiuce was still lamenting that there was a normal person who stopped the pervert, but when he heard the latter sentence, he realized that he had completely misunderstood, and under the act of untying his belt, there was actually a more direct and deeper intention!

It's just two gold ingots, and if you come up and open this kind of big move of flesh-body plunder, don't you want to destroy humanity so much!

For the first time, Yuwen Xiuce felt that the set of forced actions just set would be such a failure...... It's just that it doesn't give people the feeling of pretending to be successful, but it can still trigger the primitive instincts and criminal impulses of my brother, have everyone's neural circuits been crooked these days?!

Yes, you read that right, the previous sprinkling of gold leaves into gold ingots and sprinkling pieces of paper (silver tickets) into gold ingots are just two custom action combinations designed by Yuwen Xiuce himself.

The principle is also very simple, that is, ten dimes can be exchanged for one piece...... Of course, there is still a trick in this, after all, throwing one less of this trick can't be changed~

These actions are almost exclusively ornamental and a little bit of pretending, and of course, the just-proven effect of attracting brothers......

It's so unreasonable!

Yuwen Xiuze said that he could not understand the unfolding of the matter at all......

I obviously searched for a coding segment with relatively high intelligence, even if it is not as exaggerated as the gang guardian beast, but it is completely beyond the average level. Middle-to-upper-intelligent NPCs should be comparable

But what the hell is the situation in front of me? Is all the intelligence used in how to be a better brother?! Even if it's a handicap, it won't make the skill like this!

"Little brother, can you teach us this spell?" The normal-looking NPC spoke. As soon as the words came out, the other person who was held by him seemed to be a little impatient, and it seemed that he had no idea of giving up the physical-physical conquest of Yuwen Xiuce......

It's going to have to get back on the normal track.,If you continue to play like this, this book will immediately face the risk of the male protagonist being bullied and humiliated.,And then lead to a major psychological disorder that is forced to end or even end up! Even if this can be adapted into a comic in the future, it will definitely be a no-miserable series......

It's just pretending to be a force, and I almost messed up the book, huh...... Master, I'm really not an ordinary talent, alas~

(This one should have been posted a long time ago, and everyone will understand why when you see the content...... Audited...... I changed it a little more, and it was finally done. )

(Today's second shift, there is another shift in the evening, and the next shift, uh...... I hope it won't be reviewed...... )

(Thanks to Weishanhu for the reward, as a moderator who has never managed the book review area, I just want to ask, is it really good for you to bully the author Jun with such a serious illness?!) )