Chapter 8: Farce and Punishment
Konoha Ninja School doesn't really specify how old a student must be to enroll, but the general minimum age is four years old.
Because the age of four is a small watershed, the little pot friends before the age of four are still too young, not only the body is extremely immature, but also the psychology is the same, many children before the age of four can not even remember things. Only after the age of four can the brain initially grow and the body is more mature than before, can it be regarded as having the ability to learn.
Therefore, when a child reaches the age of four, if the parents want to, they can send him to a ninja school to study.
But most children are still enrolled at the age of five or even six, after all, four years old is still too young in the eyes of ordinary people, and all the children who are one or two years older than him at school are easily bullied.
Chiba is an exception, because although his physical age is four years old, his mental age is already in his twenties, which is more than enough to enter the ninja school. And Kakashi is also an exception, because compared to other peers, he is indeed much more mature, and he has an excellent family tradition, with the hand-in-hand teaching of Hachiki Shuoshige, four-year-old Kakashi is even more mature than many teenagers.
But these two little guys, who are much more mature than their peers, snorted coldly at the same time, and neither of them looked at each other. Even when they enter the teaching building, they enter through different gates, and even if they enter the class, they enter through the front and back doors, and even if they enter the class, they are sitting in the front left and the other in the back right, as if they will be infected with the terrible virus as long as they are close to each other.
Of course, Kakashi just did that, after all, he was still a four-year-old child, and even if he was relatively mentally mature, he was still a child after all. But Qianyu, this can't be said, an "adult" in his twenties is actually angry with a four-year-old little pot friend, fortunately other people don't know his true situation, otherwise they wouldn't have laughed off their big teeth.
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The other students who had also been placed in the first class soon gathered in the classroom, and the whole classroom became noisy like a vegetable market, until the teacher came in, and the situation was improved.
Qianyu found that the teacher in charge of his class was actually the one who sent him the form and helped him sign up.
"My name is Qingshan Shuo, I am your instructor teacher, and I will be responsible for your study and life in the future, now, everyone comes up in turn to introduce themselves, let me see...... Well, you come first. ”
As he spoke, his finger pointed at Chiba.
Qian Yu looked at Qingshan Shuo and subconsciously stretched out his hand and pointed at himself.
"That's right, it's you, starting with the first position by the window."
Well, since the teachers have said so.
Qian Yu obediently stood up and walked to the podium under the gaze of the other students.
"Hello everyone, my name is Chiwa Nakai, I'm four years old, what I like is braised pork, and what I hate is Kakashi Hachiki."
Wow!
All the students in the class were excited.
Good guys, did you make a feud on the first day of school? And the target is still someone from the chess family?
Because everyone is from Konoha Village, and Qimu Shuomao is a big celebrity in Konoha Village, the name of Qimu is still very loud in Konoha Village.
Aoyama Shuo stood behind Qianyu, he was originally full of anticipation for Qianyu's speech, even if Qianyu just said a name, he would feel perfect. But he never expected Qian Yu to say this, and his face suddenly became extremely ugly.
"Needless to say so much, okay, Qianyu-san, please come back to what you do, next."
Sitting next to Qianyu is a little fat man, don't get me wrong, it's not a member of the Autumn Road clan, although the life of ordinary people in the ninja world is generally average, but there must be fat people in any world and in any era, not necessarily really able to eat, or obesity caused by other reasons.
The little fat man walked up to the stage trembling all over, and it felt very difficult to get on the podium, which made the whole class snicker.
The fat man didn't care, he said with a smile, "Hello everyone, my name is Ishimura Ohara, I'm six years old this year, what I like is also braised pork, and there is a beautiful big sister, and the thing I hate is green peppers." ”
His words made the classmates even happier, and Qingshan Shuo's expression became more and more ugly.
Next, the other students took the stage in turn, perhaps because of Qianyu's lead, everyone said what they liked and what they hated, and many people deliberately said something that made people laugh in order to sensationalize.
Aoyama Shuo's face became more and more ugly, and soon it was as black as the bottom of a pot. However, he didn't stop these little pot friends from talking, he held back the anger in his heart and let them continue to talk one by one.
There are only a few dozen people in a full class, so it will soon be Kakashi's turn to be the last one.
Kakashi still wore a mask and walked on stage coolly.
"Kakashi Hachiki, four years old, doesn't like anything, and the thing he hates is Chiba Nakai."
"Hahahaha!"
The whole class was amused.
Chiba challenged, and Kakashi responded, and both of them were the youngest in the class, and it felt like two little pot friends were fighting, and even Aoyama Shuo couldn't help but curl the corners of his mouth.
However, he quickly suppressed his expression, and when Kakashi stepped down, he walked over to the lectern and looked at the smiling classmates in the class, and suddenly slapped the table hard.
"What are you laughing at? Isn't it ridiculous? This is a ninja school, not a circus. If you want to laugh, go home and laugh, this is not the place for you to laugh! ”
The roar drowned out the laughter, and the little ones who were laughing were instantly frightened, and one by one they closed their mouths, not daring to make any more sounds, and the whole classroom suddenly became audible.
"You have to understand the purpose of your coming here, this is a place to train ninjas, and ninjas are the most disciplined and obedient people in the world, so in the future, no one is allowed to laugh out loud in my class without my consent, and whoever dares to disobey will be punished for ten laps, understand?"
The classroom was quiet, and everyone looked at him stupidly.
"Do you understand?"
Aoyama Shuo accentuated his tone.
Only then did the students react.
"Got it!"
Although it wasn't neat, the sound was definitely loud, which made Aoyama a little more satisfied.
"It's good to understand, but this matter is not over today, Chiwa Nakai, Kakashi Hachiki, you two stand up for me."
The two little guys named by him, although reluctantly, still stood up obediently.
"Since this is the cause of you, you have to take your own responsibility. You two, now, immediately, immediately, give me a run around the playground, twenty laps per person, and you are not allowed to finish your meal, and you are not allowed to go home if you can't finish your run...... Why don't you go soon? ”
Twenty laps? Still not allowed to run to death?
But neither Chiba nor Kakashi could refuse, because even if Hachiki Sakumo came, he would be extremely in favor of this punishment. It was they who took the lead in causing trouble, and it was only natural that they would be punished.
Chiba and Kakashi glanced at each other, although the two of them were now considered brothers, they still snorted coldly in unison and left through the front and back doors respectively.
Just as they had just walked out of the classroom, they had not taken a few steps when the voice of Qingshan Shuo came from behind them.
"Now I'll allow you to laugh."
"Hahahaha!"
Bursts of laughter rang out in the classroom, resounding throughout the corridor, and even the teachers of other classes poked their heads out to see why.
Chiba and Kakashi quickly sped up and ran out of the school building before the others could recognize them.
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The funny incident that happened on the first day of school, the final result was that they were each punished for running ten laps, the teacher was not a pervert, it was impossible to really let the two little guys who were only four years old run twenty laps, so in the end they were only allowed to run half of it. But these two people are really not worry-free, they are still competing on the playground, neither of them wants to run slower than the other, the two of you chase me, even if Aoyama Shuo shouts to stop at the end, the two of them are going hand in hand, and they crossed the finish line at the same time.
As a result, when he got home, Chiba was in pain to death, and Kakashi estimated that it was about the same, because at nine o'clock in the evening, Hachiki Shuomao came to the door and came to help Chiba rub the medicinal wine.
"I really don't know what's going on with you two, I have a good relationship with your parents, why do you and Kakashi look at each other so unpleasantly?"
Qimu Shuomao said this, not because Xingshi asked for guilt, he was really curious.
"Hmm, it may be that the five elements are not ......"
Qianyu lay on the quilt and said sullenly.
"Nonsense."
Qimu Shuomao slapped him, causing Qianyu to twitch in pain.
"Chiba, in terms of generation, I am your elder, you listen to me, you and Kakashi, you can both become very good ninjas, and you can both become important pillars of Konoha Village, you must help each other and support each other. I've already told Kakashi, and now I'm telling you, from now on, are you not allowed to know like that again? You will become companions, you will become comrades who can give each other's backs, and fight all day long, what is it like? ”
Qimu Shuomao is worthy of being a warm uncle.
When dealing with the enemy, he can bite off the throat of the opponent at any time, but to Qianyu, he is gentle as if he is facing his own son.
Qian Yu stopped talking, he also knew that it was wrong for him to do this, but he just couldn't help it.
Anyway, I can't help but have to endure it in the future, after all, what Qimu Shuomao said is not wrong. And he is so mature, how can he be as knowledgeable as a four-year-old stinky little ghost?
After this incident, Chiba and Kakashi didn't look at each other for about four or five days, and even if they met head-on at school, they would be separated, and although the relationship didn't improve, there was no conflict, did it?
As the two stopped making noise, the atmosphere in the class became much better, and Qingshan Shuo's teaching began to gradually get on the right track.